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And there hasn’t been a better Cinemaphile movie in all that time.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >beloved IP is actually... LE SILLY
    Lord and Miller's only directorial take

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beloved IP
      It's LEGO.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm implying fricking LEGO films have ever taken themselves seriously

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't you talk shit about Bionicle.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure he was saying Bionicle is Lego taking itself seriously.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this movie in theaters when I was 8, I just turned 18 recently. Man how time flies!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the implication that you were browsing here before you were 18
      I'm a 30 year old man arguing with literal children all day aren't I

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This used to be a teen angst website before dudes stopped growing out of there teen angst.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe I got anxiety from reading this. I'm almost thirty. How did I get so old? Oh my god, what is happening to me? I just want to die.

        If it makes you feel better, I'm 45 and I've been visiting Cinemaphile since 2007. Aging as a man is actually really fricking cool. At some point you just realize that you can do whatever the frick you want. Just by virtue of my age and having a penis, I'm a default authority figure in nearly every social interaction. It rules. Just don't be a minority or have health issues, and getting old is an improvement.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just by virtue of my age and having a penis
          So this male privilege I keep hearing about kicks in in your 40s?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It kicks in whenever you stop being a homosexual and take advantage of it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nope, you need to be semi-tall as well. If you are a manlet, people treat you like a kid
          >t. old manlet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            seeing a 40-year-old use the term manlet is just so sad. You'd think that someone around that age would've overcome those insecurities but here you are

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >being short is an insecurity to overcome
              People treat you objectively worse if you're short and a guy. I can link relevant studies if you want me to. I assume you're a woman though, so it would probably be a waste.
              nta

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >People treat you objectively worse
                who cares dude, aren't you too old to worry about that?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again. nta. Dumb roastie.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nope, you need to be semi-tall as well. If you are a manlet, people treat you like a kid
                >t. old manlet

                see

                This used to be a teen angst website before dudes stopped growing out of there teen angst.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're a short guy you get treated worse. This is a scientifically verified fact. It has nothing to do with angst, it has nothing to do with feelings.
                I have my theories as to why people get so triggered seeing this spelled out. Why they seem so desperate to deflect.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I know it’s a scientific fact nobody likes you, all I’m saying is that you’re being a whiny b***h about it
                >waah mama, I don’t wanna go to school, the other kids don’t wanna play with me:(

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry to break it, but women aren’t the only ones that think you’re a b***h
                >This is a scientifically verified fact

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you're a white knight? You would've been better off pretending to be a woman.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So you're a white knight? You would've been better off pretending to be a woman.
                Nah, women probably also think you're a whiny b***h, I’m just saying that plenty of other people that aren’t women also think you’re a whiny b***h

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's some kind of emotional investment going on given your over-the-top vitriolic response to human behavioral biases being observed. The question is whose ego are you trying to protect? M'lady's or your own? Both?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There's some kind of emotional investment going on given your over-the-top vitriolic response to human behavioral biases being observed.
                I never disagreed with anything, I just think that what you're doing is whine like a b***h and nothing much, saying that people in general disrespect you while assuming that the only people that could disrespect you are washed up roasties instead of everyone else who just thinks you whine like a b***h
                > The question is whose ego are you trying to protect? M'lady's?
                who
                >or your own?
                I don't feel anything about the manlet debacle, there are real biases based on bodies and you whine like a b***h about them while pretending you don't
                see

                >People treat you objectively worse
                who cares dude, aren't you too old to worry about that?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God forbid we acknowledge anything that could be construed as "whining" by a Cinemaphile rando.
                Also good thing you demonstrate how little you care by typing up this several lines long, totally emotionally neutral post.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >God forbid we acknowledge anything that could be construed as "whining" by a Cinemaphile rando.
                Nobody will stop you from whining like a b***h, but people will call you a whinny b***h for it
                >Also good thing you demonstrate how little you care by typing up this several lines long, totally emotionally neutral post.
                as I said I do not feel anything about manlet science and I never disagreed with anything, I just think you whine about those biases like a b***h
                see

                Did you ever think people treat you like a whinny b***h because you’re whining like a b***h?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've been replying for a while now saying the same thing over and over, yet you supposedly don't care about this discussion.
                Clearly you're mad about something, yet you can't bring yourself to be honest. Or maybe you just lack the self-awareness. You feel this vague indignation you refuse to evaluate so you're trying to pin it on me instead.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You've been replying for a while now
                Goes both ways
                >yet you supposedly don't care about this discussion.
                yep, I never said I disagreed with manlet science, I just think you are a whinny b***h.
                >Clearly you're mad about something, yet you can't bring yourself to be honest.
                I have been honest
                >You feel this vague indignation you refuse to evaluate so you're trying to pin it on me instead.
                >If you call me a b***h you must be a roastie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I never claimed to not care as you did. I care for the truth.
                On this website which is 99% "whinning", you seem to have it out for me in particular, despite claiming no actual disagreement.
                Which is strange. The obvious explanation is that you are simply being a disingenuous frick.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I never claimed to not care as you did. I care for the truth.
                of you being a b***h
                >On this website which is 99% "whinning", you seem to have it out for me in particular, despite claiming no actual disagreement.
                I just happen to be on this thread
                >you are simply being a disingenuous frick.
                You are being a whinny b***h and I am calling you one, simple as

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How would you go about acknowledging height discrimination without coming off as a "whinny b***h"?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this is something that happens, it sucks, but whatever
                not

                Again. nta. Dumb roastie.

                If you're a short guy you get treated worse. This is a scientifically verified fact. It has nothing to do with angst, it has nothing to do with feelings.
                I have my theories as to why people get so triggered seeing this spelled out. Why they seem so desperate to deflect.

                or

                which is b***hing like a whine (wait)
                literally

                >People treat you objectively worse
                who cares dude, aren't you too old to worry about that?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Explain how any of those are whining and why your post would be less so.
                Do I need attach a "but whatever" after mentioning anything remotely negative to protect your sensibilities? I need to insert some token phrase to signal how unbothered I am and how no one should feel bad or accountable?
                Seems like some tumblr tier fragility to me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ah whatever, this got stale, flame wars are dumb. Sorry for calling you names even though you do whine a bit. You are not required to care about other people or how they feel about you so relax mate. See ya
                see dubs of truth

                why are you arguing with anyone on a norwegian basket weaving forum?

                >Verification not required.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did you ever think people treat you like a whinny b***h because you’re whining like a b***h?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice gaslighting there

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              at this point I have learned to act accordingly. Thats still a big no-no for many girls involved. Believe me or not, Ive slashed my legs in half about half a year ago, wish me luck

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The heightening surgery where they literally break your legs so you get some extra inches as the bone repairs? Jeez man. Height stuff is like anorexia for men and that's your liposuction.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dont have the height, I have the money. I gotta do whatever that will push me forward, otherwise I will not be able to forgive myself on my deathbed, I guess

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you can do whatever you want

          that's funny because no the frick i can't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im going on 26 but ive been shitposting here since i was 11 lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Benson

        you're a 30 year old man using wojaks to express how you feel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why are you arguing with anyone on a norwegian basket weaving forum?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You do know that literal children start popping up on here when they become teens, right? What terrifies me is that we may have kids born in the early 2010s posting on this forsaken website. And for the record, I was born in the 1990s and I started posting on here when I was high school in like 2009, that time when 80s-borns made fun of 90s-borns. Now I'm in my 30s just like you feeling miserable while making fun of the Zoomers born in the 2000s and soon the iPad Kids born in the 2010s if I'm STILL here by the time they come of age.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been here since I was 11, in 2008.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't remember the last time I argued with somneone on here. I mostly just lurk here with what time in the evening I have left before I have to wake up for work the next day,

        >t.28

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't narrow it down to one group you have to consider all possible factors and demographics:
        >social media migrants ages 14-40
        >reddit tourists ages 14-40
        >bots
        >glowies
        Now lets say its just moronic underage, thats a given due to the internets wider exposure. I believe most times you argue with someone they're ages 25-35 either a bored troll or somebody from another site with "those sensibilities" ingrained into them. Bots are easy to pinpoint their responses aren't constructive or are too outlandish.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 20, I saw it opening day with my family.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I do NOT like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been on Cinemaphile longer than you've been alive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the implication that you were browsing here before you were 18
      I'm a 30 year old man arguing with literal children all day aren't I

      I'm 20, I saw it opening day with my family.

      I can't believe I got anxiety from reading this. I'm almost thirty. How did I get so old? Oh my god, what is happening to me? I just want to die.

      Oh I do NOT like that

      [...]
      If it makes you feel better, I'm 45 and I've been visiting Cinemaphile since 2007. Aging as a man is actually really fricking cool. At some point you just realize that you can do whatever the frick you want. Just by virtue of my age and having a penis, I'm a default authority figure in nearly every social interaction. It rules. Just don't be a minority or have health issues, and getting old is an improvement.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same I have a cup of it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the cup that changes the picture when you turn it? I have that too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean the cup that changes the picture when you turn it? I have that too

        I got that too. those were from mcdonalds I think

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was 15 wondering what life would be like in 10 years.
      Nobody told me it would be this disappointing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it when I was 14 now I'm 22

      >the implication that you were browsing here before you were 18
      I'm a 30 year old man arguing with literal children all day aren't I

      I've been browsing since my early teens so absolutely

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love how this one post is making a bunch of anons who were born in the 1980s and 1990s have a mid-life crisis episode.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      STOP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was still 18

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good for you, son. btw how did you discover this site?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just turned 20 this today's my birthday, I remember watching this on the tv with my family. Can't believe this movie is a decade old

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie saved me from getting measles

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And there hasn’t been a better Cinemaphile movie in all that time.
    This wild sweeping statement might actually be true for once.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cartoon Saloon has made 3 masterpieces since then. This was later that year.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >saves your company
    >gets snubbed, blacklisted, and actively has polls rigged against them decades later

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bionicle's existence makes AFOLs seethe and insist that Star Wars was the thing that saved Lego and now that faction's taken over the company.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bionicle's existence makes AFOLs seethe
        Why? Why the frick would you seethe about Bionicle.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're action figures with lore and not scale models of plains and trains.
          There is a massive chasm between the fans of either.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Polls rigged against them
      Elaborate.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lego's 90th anniversary is coming up in 2022
        >Make a big poll the year before with every non-licensed theme Lego ever made on it where fans can vote for what theme gets to be the big anniversary set
        >Bionicle does very well in the poll, making first place in the Top 4 along with Classic Space, Pirates, and Castle
        >The first poll was originally for the Top 3 but they let Castle in with the justification that Castle was divided into subthemes like "Classic Castle" and "Lion Knights" to the point that if you combined them all together they'd make it into the Top 3 anyways
        >Second Poll finished, no results announced
        >Lego hosts a big livestream showcasing the big anniversary set
        >Castle won the poll and got a huge $400 set
        >Space also gets a smaller $100 set that's a remake of an old set
        >Pirates didn't get anything in 2022 but they got a remake set too the next year
        >Bionicle gets nothing but a limited release gift with purchase only available for about a month that required you to spend like $100 on other sets in order to get it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe people just don't like bionicle as much as you think?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe I got anxiety from reading this. I'm almost thirty. How did I get so old? Oh my god, what is happening to me? I just want to die.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ik how you feel bro. I was 14 years old when the first spider verse movie came out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was going to call you out until I did the math and realized you're 19-20 now, jesus christ

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything is Awesome!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile movie
    lego is /toy/

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically a kino movie and a masterpiece visually. That twist recontextualises the entire film and it's glorious. Videogame adaptation was also super comfy.

    Then they butchered it with the sequel that muddied and confused the relationship between the humans and the Legoverse. Spoilt all the magic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I find second movie more i iteresting but first one was much more fun.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I must be losing time, I watched that movie with a younger sibling at the theater.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wyldstyle's minifig should've had printing on the back to make it look like she had a big ass.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe that Tangled and The Lego Movie got snubbed by the academy.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I read an article about 35 year old on some news site and thought to myself how old that person is. Then realized that I'm 33 myself.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we talk about how hot she is?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how big her ass would be if she were a real human.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I turn 26 in a few days, been on since I think i was 15 or 16, and part of me feels like i should grow out of Cinemaphile but it's literally the only place where I can get mostly decent conversations about comics and sports. IRL friends I have couldn't give a frick about either. For all the shit Cinemaphile gets in the public eye, fairly mostly, it's still kind of the peak for hobbyist discussion.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick Bad/Good Cop.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LEOG MOVEI

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blocks your path

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that underages and youngshits have been a meme since the very beginning so it's fair to asume that there's a bunch of kids out there who got sucked into imageboard culture back in the late 2000's, never left and became shut-in social outcasts/sexual deviants. This is what boomers meant when they said that anime was satanic

    >t. met Cinemaphile as a 15 yo

    As a 23 yo i tell you boys, you don't really become an adult until you finally move to your own apartment with your own money, thing i haven't achieved yet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >apartment
      To hell with that, I want a house... But I can't achieve that due to our shitty housing market.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope your parents have a house and you have a good relationship with them otherwise you're never getting one

        The whole housing market thing became a meme last year and you think zoomers would have risen up to harass landlords in order to lower their costs but nothing ever happens and now they can israelite you as dirty as they want

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Landlords really don't take zoomers tenants seriously and some had awful experience with the early 20 somethings where they would be late on rent or trash the house or apartment. Wish I can find that video where one turned a townhouse into a hoarded mess.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you don't really become an adult until you finally move to your own apartment with your own money
      americans are really like this?

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