>and *wheeeeeeeze* *cough cough* *gasp* haha hold on
>phew god damn aha
>and i f-shhhh just a second
>drugs amiright? haha
>and i f-HUAH. huh uh huh uh huh huhhhh
>god damn lmao haha
>and I frick
oh yeah, I'm sure.
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yeah it's an ad thread where i make fun of how shitty of a comedian he is
yep that's how shills operate
i TOLD you i hurt my foot a few years ago and my dad yelled at me which is why i haven't lost any weight yet motherfricker!!
can't stand this fat piece of shit so i haven't listened to cumtown or wherever you're getting the basis for that joke. honestly i would like him a lot more if he didn't talk about how much "he fricks" (no one cares whether it's true or not, and it isn't funny, and his jokes about fricking aren't funny either, so it's not even valuable as a segue), and his constant laughter at his own jokes drives me nuts.
yeah bro I'm going to start eating frickin fruits and uh... nuts n shit and go tree and rock climbing this summer I'm gonna be frickin slimmer than i already am
>is fatter than he's ever been
>yeah bro you didn't see me ealier this year i was way fatter
A cupcake and a candy bar.
I think I’d probably like cumtown a lot if it wasn’t for that fat piece of shit’s endless top-volume cackling into the mic any time any joke is so much as attempted. You spend half the time listening to some fat guy making sounds instead of just talking
You'd be wrong. He's gone now and the show is horrible. Whatever he provided to the dynamic it was vital to the fun.
>He's gone now and the show is horrible. Whatever he provided to the dynamic it was vital to the fun.
thats correlation causation. nick got tired of being funny
thats like being tired of having a big dick! it doesn't happen!
He's clearly depressed again
yeah he seemed bummed out by the people he had to be around at bawdsfest
yeah who wouldn't be
stav ur fat
thank you
>not that it's a bad thing
it is a bad thingi
>shoveling food in your mouth on livestream
What did he expect?
It's funny that these clips are probably him at his slimmest since the pod began.
gettin salty af. he IS fat though.
i'm so glad i quit streaming
viewers are absolute cancer
Not hard to appoint a mod to just ban.
oh yeah that was the problem, i needed a mod. thanks. real genius here.
fricking dumb shit
You were the absolutely pussy who couldn't handle a chat and people roasting you. The whole world is glad you stopped streaming you frickin failure lmao
I've seen like one fricking streamer that didn't have thin skin and who could actually handle a little roasting. Every other one would get massively butthurt over a little ribbing/antagonizing of them and their chat. Streamers are the biggest pussies in the world which isn't surprising because they hide in a room and behind a screen so they don't have to face reality and being a functioning adult. Making money off of that shit should be illegal. It's funny how triggered they get when you tell them to get a real job.
What is urspecialfrien?
>him joking around
>this sad ass MDE copycat channel created by some balding trustfund baby (like sam but without talent)
hell yeah dude haha
You know whats funny, during covid I found a cool picture of MDE and found out it was made by this b***h Mackenzie Becket who is in this guys videos. Shes a dead meme now due to being a talentless vine star hack and funny enough deleted her pseud wannabe mde videos on her channle. Man people are such cowards
i fell in love with mackenzie i hope she got married and has a family now she was nice and funny
Nope, walled and deleted her pseud art video with the red lights and cool MDE poster. Havent checked on this person in around 2 years but no surprise like most coast to coast nepo trustfund babies she ran out of " creative " steam and is now in this fricking sad podcast. But thanks anyways for the (You) KEK
i can still save her
no you cant bud, shes a rich nepo baby. She will never be satisfied with herself due to her vanity and certainly will never be for someone who lurks here. In all honesty I know your fricking with me but chicks like this who have producer parents from New-York get pets that have to love them for a reason.... cus they cant love themselves. Shes a femcel if you will, a neet but has all her bills bought and payed. good luck fren
Oh calm down you spaz
Aw sorry to trigger you nepo baby, you must be like that guy who Nick laughed at with the dragon shirts and the mom who buys him EVERYTHING. You will never produce anything of any relavance, whilst I can record a wet fart and get millions of laughs KEK! Now take a deep breath anon and cool off
stav is east coast wings
Him and that Fat korean anime guy are trying to speedrun tpye 2 diabetes I swear...
funny how he looks skinny here compared to now.
hell yeah dude
Clearly he fricks ...up his blood sugar until he's diabetic at 25 HAYOOOOO
>and i frick
>trust me
>definitely believe me i like to frick
>i get pussy
>and i frick
>that old me that said i didn't frick that was a bit
>this is the truth
> i frick
>not meaning to brag or anything but i get pussy
>and i
SHUT THE FRICK UP
He makes the dumbest nick mullen sound 2x as funny when he laughs
stav lost, go home Black folk
no frick no dude
>stav lost, go home Black folk
If Stav saw you use the n-word, he would call his corporate pals to get you cancelled and to give a lecture on hate speech and white supremacy.
this just means stav is the least reddit of the three
A reasonable cope, but a cope none the less.
>this just means stav is the least reddit of the three
Friedland gays, rise up!
The quality of those is atrocious.
They talked about this on the lastest podcast. Apparently the ones the israelite chose to show off were the worst ones and they told him it looked like shit and the israelite maker said "actually they look good"
Go back
whatever man this shits boring who cares
Yea dude who gives a shit
and i frick hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah
>Yeah what’s up with that, do people pay to be in Rogan
it's the most popular show in like the world. it only makes sense that it would cost money to get on it
i tried watching his standup because zoomers always go on about le cumtown. it was truly terrible. actually unbearable past the 5 minute mark. a vast majority of standup is just absolute pure rancid shit. politics and sexual jokes and race jokes.
You need a friend who's willing to tell you you're a complete and utter disgrace who isn't going to make it to old age, Nick was in the right
yeah I'll admit it, I got a bit hog wild this weekend, you know your boy ate a whole ass pork shoulder, some chinese food, marrone.
but this year is my year, double the head double the bread, small tittties big arms, I'm a fricking paleo warrior, I'm the 10000 step bastard, I'm riding my bike, it's looking up for me, frick the haters
>BDDDAA BDDDA
wassap ladies? ill be on tour in BOSTON and BALMORE this week, come suck me and frick my little ass prickadell.
Didn't he legitimately ride his bike all the way to brooklyn for a while? It sucks but maybe he is just one of those people who can't lose weight easily even with effort. I sure as frick can. Obviously the problem is the over eating though.
> just one of those people who can't lose weight easily even with effort.
Those are called binge eaters
The problem is consumption.
If you eat like a pig it doesn't matter if you go to the gym 6x a week, you'll still be fat.
>t. also a fat frick who works out but actually managed to lose some weight
I've been riding an exercise bike burning 900 cal every other day and I still just about break even on actual weight loss.
Doesn't matter when he eats the number of calories he does. That bike ride maybe burns a few hundred calories. That doesn't even put a dent in the 3000+ calories he probably eats a day.
Wasn’t it an electric bike?
Yes it was he pretended to ride an actual bike until they realized it was an e-bike hahahaha
fat fricking hack can inly do crowd work he is not a real comic
would be a shame if someone would autistically go through every cumtown episode and take clips from whenever stav has made a racist or offensive jokes and then make a supercut of just the worst shit he has ever said
>would be a shame if someone would autistically go through every cumtown episode and take clips from whenever stav has made a racist or offensive jokes and then make a supercut of just the worst shit he has ever said
Nobody cares. Cumtown Black folk have corporate protection. This was brought up back during 2018 hate speech purges and immediately dismissed.
You think Shitvros gets to sit around with Piker without the blessing of Amazon and ShareBlue?
There's already a compilation of all the times Stav talked about molesting kids on Cumtown, and no one cared
>Stav talked about molesting kids on Cumtown, and no one cared
they dont care about that for some reason
Do it.
I want to see Stav cope and blame Nick or some shit.
You can hate the guy all you want but do you really think that any of the cumboys aren’t savvy enough to know they can just ignore any allegation and it’ll flicker out? Their audience exists because of the moronic shit they say not in spite of it.
homosexual behavior, tbh.
>If you fight back they win!
heheehahhahahahahhhohooho
ahhhhhh FRICK
How do you get and stay that fat? It must be a chore to eat that much food
he broke his foot 4 years ago and got into an argument with his dad dude. lay the frick off!
i cant find the clip i think it's episode 91 or 92
but stav says if he wasnt doing cumtown he would just eat and do pills all day
>read some of the comments on one of this fat fricks videos to see who actually finds him funny
>"Ahahaha yes! You can always rely on Stavvy™ to knock it out of the park, every time! Truly Stavros™ is one of the greatest comedic minds of our generation!"
Wonder how much it's costing him.
Have you ever wondered about how not everyone is the same and may like or dislike different things than you. Maybe you should wonder that. Before you get into an argument with me I don't think Stav is funny either but he was good as a laugh track for Nick
I'm sure some morons do like him genuinely but most of the engagement on his videos reeks of astroturfing. The average comments on a comedy video will have a bunch of amusing observations or in-jokes or at least something specific relating to a part of the video, but the vast majority of it was just generalized positivity referring to him by name that could have gone on any one of his videos, and everything else was just people calling him a fat homo. This might have changed in the last 9 months or so though since then though, maybe he's tricked enough redditors into thinking he's worth watching by now.
>The average comments on a comedy video will have a bunch of amusing observations or in-jokes or at least something specific relating to a part of the video, but the vast majority of it was just generalized positivity referring to him by name that could have gone on any one of his videos, and everything else was just people calling him a fat homo
Oh then you might have something there. I definitely wouldn't put it past stav to do something like that either
Less than he had to pay to get on Rogan. It was clear that he had no idea who he was.
Yeah what’s up with that, do people pay to be in Rogan or is it some type of connection or what
Reminds me of Adam on the news
I'm sure it happens, but when it does I'm sure he has at least some clue who the guest is. I listen pretty regular and it is pretty rare that Rogan isn't at least familiar with the guest. It was pretty obvious this was the first day he ever met Stav. If he didn't pay to get on, I can only think his agent must be in Joe's orbit and pulled a favor or his producer is a fan of Cum Town.
What was especially funny to me is Stav has absolutely nothing to say.
>Stav has absolutely nothing to say
While I mostly agree,Stav often fuelled Nick's bit in a way that Adam could never do. They had a good dynamic going for them until Stav went woke. and tried to sabotage every bit he thought might hamper his future career.
Oh yeah Stav can riff okay he just doesn’t have a point himself, unlike pretty much every other Joe Rogan guest.
he left Cum Town because he couldn't stand Nick constantly calling him out for being a fat virgin.
Nah that shit ended years ago. Stav left cause he thought his stand up was good enough to let him graduate from doing Cum Town and be a successful comedian, which obviously never happened because his actual material is average at best.
The sadder part about Stav's cult of personality is that Pod Don't Lie ended in place of fricking Stavvy's World. Maybe Sam Morril getting opening slots for stadium tours was why it died but it was legit the only tolerable NBA podcast and sorta worked with Stav's shtick of talking about the food at MSG for 20 mins every second episode.
No. Stav thought his standup was good enough. OF the three, he's probably the best because Nick hasn't done it in years and Adam's entire existence is to be meaningless.
who dies first, him or brent chysler
>yo dude you’re white, what’s your problem man
>and what do you do for a living
>oh my god you work a job? What a fricking loser
>is that your girlfriend? Why are you even with this loser I mean he’s the most boring person I’m surprised he hasn’t killed himself
>you’ve been together for seven years? Shut the frick up dude
On a side note it's frickin hilarious how he considers himself white. I've seen full blown mexicans that look whiter than him. I think adam even brings up how greece was given to the current inhabitants and they aren't actually a white country anymore. He doesn't say it outright but he starts getting into it and stavros cuts him off.
>greece was given to the current inhabitants and they aren't actually a white country anymore
kek
He constantly calls himself an immigrant when he was born in the US
big greek wiener
The only thing that bothers me about him is the idiot authenticity of his performative leftism. Like he is literally just a fat sex pest moron making dick jokes, but he and everyone else deeply believes he’s some type of leftist. They’ll have him on chapo or with Hasan and he’s literally unable to talk about the news for a second before saying he doesn’t give a frick and talks about some pork roast somewhere. The only thing politics about him is he taught himself the oppression hierarchy, so he pointlessly shits on white people just because he sees them in his audience. I don’t care if he’s leftist, but the thing is he’s fricking too stupid to be anything yet he just assumes he’s nailed it
>Like he is literally just a fat sex pest moron making dick jokes, but he and everyone else deeply believes he’s some type of leftist.
havent you heard how uncomfortable he gets when nick says something to make fun of women or god forbid tells a rape joke? stav hates men and worships pussy because he has daddy issues
Could never get into Cumtown no matter how many times people tried to get me into it because was just constant “EHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE” in the background.
Nick just needed a human laugh track and a pushover punching bag to feed his narcissism.
>EHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHE
I don't think this is the case for all fat people, I think for most being fat is a secondary or tertiary character flaw on top of a normal base. Maybe they just really fricking like biscuits and cant help themselves. With Stav though his obesity is so clearly a manifestation of his core personality it's so funny and it's the reason why he's never, ever going to lose weight. Like Nick he's an addict except we dont have a catchy word for when it's food like we do with alcoholics. Unlike Nick he doesn't have the self-disgust necessary to make any real changes. His mind basically runs on a loop of: Everything is fine bro don't worry about it dude hey look on the bright side plus it had to be like this cause etc and it's out of my control anyway and I deserve to feel good all the time. He basically operates on a very high level of denial the instant anything makes him have a bad thought about himself. It's impossible to help people like that because they dont want it
>Like Nick he's an addict except we dont have a catchy word for when it's food like we do with alcoholics.
"drunk"
Doesnt the entire podcasting pipeline of leftism come from genuinely autistic anger-attack-having guilty pervert Vergil Texas? Matt Christman and the rest of Chapo were into it enough, but Vergil’s the type of Asian Asperger’s bully victim who takes to politics for insecure revenge while also screeching about it like his carrots touched his potatoes. The way he talked you could tell that being verbal was very laborious and particular for him, the. He would just have a screaming fit when whatever pet peeve of his was brought to. So Vergil roomed with Nick Mullen when he was starting his podcast and I’m sure Vergil’s rabid with-us-of-against-us attitude brought Nick to at least present as a leftist. Felix then gets Nick involved with Amber and Chapo and enters a left-leaning podcast sphere, Stav doesn’t know shit but suddenly thinks he’s a leftist because huhuhuhuh hell yeah brother (also was depressed and trying to frick trannies back when he was poor), Adam joins in thinking he’s an expert because that’s just the type of narcissistic israelite he is, now suddenly Adam thinks he knows how to tell off John Bolton on the news, Stav’s pretending he has anything to say to Hasan. It all basically comes from Vergil, who literally was a a barely verbal high-anger autistic playing at being a professional hardass so he could groom pussy
>what if a moron was gay and chinese
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>that's funny
>what if cumtown but french
>hon hon hon hon hom
>cant afford to pump his video views up with fake likes anymore
>his podcast eps and crowd work views are doing bad
>slowly slipping back into irrelevancy
you love to see it
He had some cool shoes though.
His video from three days ago has as many views as one from six months ago. Also he’s getting close to a million subs. I don’t think he’s doing that bad.
his podcast eps get like 80k views on average and his crowd work views get like 100k on average, stavvys world has 128k subscribers, his crowd work account has 700k subs, which is hardly close to a million, he's not going to get there organically, maybe he can buy some subs.
There's no way he legitimately got 5.8 million views on his special, those are the numbers that a comedian that does a special in a stadium gets.
The guy is a complete fraud and falling off hard and he totally deserves it for thinking he's too good for cumtown and spiting on the thing that made him relevant in the first place.
I also wanted to add that his main account on youtube has 700k subs and that the huge majority of those subs are from 6 months ago when he paid for the astroturfing, nobody cares anymore because that marketing team he was using is no longer on the payroll, stav paid for a boost and that boost is starting to wear off.
He made 20M last year
You actually believe that?
from what? stand up shows in places like Albany NY and Madison Wisconsin? he would need to be doing arenas for that kind of cash, his youtube account aint making 20 million dollars lmao get a grip.
It was brought up on TAFS and Nick immediately balked and said "N-no not that much, but like... Yeah like a lot I guess"
woah the people that have taken shots at him are being sarcastic about him making 20 million dollars? that's crazy
you people are fricking moronic, made 20 million dollars from fricking what?
He could have easily made that much if you combine his comedy tour, his YouTube revenue, his patreon revenue, and sponsorships on his podcast.
You are a child that has no conception of money and the world
>shitty standup shows at small venues, his patreon revenue on a dead podcast and a frickin manscaped/blue chew sponsorship made him 20 millions dollars
if that's true then cumtown made 200 million dollars and we know it didn't.
let me add something, Louis CK who has been doing standup for over 30 years and filmed a fricking special in madison square garden and other specials in other big arenas, had his own tv shows, been in movies etc etc has a NetWorth of $35 million.
homie he tours nonstop and gets frickin paid for each show because he's a well known name in comedy. His videos all get hundreds of thousands of views each on YouTube, and I'd imagine the same is true of his podcast.
I hate him too, but you're just coping if you think he didn't make millions of dollars over the last year.
Okay, Stavros Halkias.
He tours in shit holes in the midwest and the east coast, he's getting 5k-10k tops for the shows and you're telling me he made 20 million fricking dollars, have a nice day you fricking stupid child.
He has a comedy special with 6 million frickin views and Cum Town was one of the biggest podcasts going. He's easily making $50k a show.
>He has a comedy special with 6 million frickin views
yes an inexplicable amount of views for somebody of his fame level, those views were bought and paid for to boost his career, stav thinks he's going to be the next bill burr lmao
>Cum Town was one of the biggest podcasts going
ok? he was getting a smaller cut of the revenue then nick, he didn't make millions off of cumtown, maybe 1 million but I doubt it.
>He's easily making $50k a show
Even if he was, which he's not because the average club he's capable of headlining wouldn't pay someone like him that much because how the frick would that be profitable, he would have to be the hardest working man in comedy to make 20 million dollars that way, a real road dawg to be sure lmao.
You're being a schizo. His special was boosted by an initial wave of Cum Town fans that rammed it up into the upper echelons of the YouTube algorithm, which led to broader viewership. This gained him a way larger fanbase than he had before, which was already very large thanks to Cum Town.
He tours nonstop, is linked to bigger names like Kreischer who himself has become a kingmaker in comedy, as well as appearing on Rogan which is like steroids for a comedian's career.
I don't like it any more than you do, but Stav is objectively a millionaire.
>His special was boosted by an initial wave of Cum Town fans that rammed it up into the upper echelons of the YouTube algorithm, which led to broader viewership. This gained him a way larger fanbase than he had before, which was already very large thanks to Cum Town.
Cumtown was a pretty fringe podcast, thinking the fringe cumtown podcast fans plus casual comedy normies (that his comedy doesn't even appeal to) on youtube gave him 6 million views proves you're moronic
>
He tours nonstop, is linked to bigger names like Kreischer who himself has become a kingmaker in comedy, as well as appearing on Rogan which is like steroids for a comedian's career.
This does not net you 20 million dollars and I already explained why in detail multiple times in this thread but you're too braindead to understand.
>I don't like it any more than you do, but Stav is objectively a millionaire.
Maybe 1-2 million but explicitly objected to the 20 million number you non reading motherfricker
>He tours nonstop, is linked to bigger names like Kreischer who himself has become a kingmaker in comedy, as well as appearing on Rogan which is like steroids for a comedian's career.
This does not net you 20 million dollars and I already explained why in detail multiple times in this thread but you're too braindead to understand.*
stavrokaust denier
Stav ur fat
Yeah how’s that work
I cant wait for him to come crawling back to TAFS.
coked out 2016 era Nick Mullen was so fricking hot.
god I love him in a gay way.
Reminder: he's 5'4"
5'4 is what he says he is. The real height however
He was so cute.
What's going on here?
Read the news, dummy
total IDF thot capture
men kissing why is it so gross to me (sike) not (double sike) as if (triple sike i'm gay signed nick mullen) just kidding
Are there any actual clips of Nick saying "Black person" uncensored?
He'd say it like every other episode for the first year of the show.
>im gay
>and my dick is small
>*farts into microphone*
>who cares shits boring
i cant believe this shit went on for 6 years
And now a whole generation of trust fund failsons can listen to the two years the show was funny to model their personalities after forever!
Why his options are these anemic Dasha art hoes with no ass or breasts. Socialites want rich men with height. Sucks for Nick
>trust fund failsons modeling their personalities after cumtown
You just described a friend of mine. It’s insufferable
Adam really is so fricking stupid and narcissistic
the guy is named after a Bond villain and is making the most of what he has. that's more than most of us can say.
We're expected to believe this fat c**t gets pussy? pull the other one
fame is an aphrodisiac for women
Stav is a fat pedophile
Reminder that Stavy is a millionaire and a mainstream success and Nick lost.
>makes millions piggybacking off of a much funnier comedian
many such cases
It's the pussy he's gotten off of his funnier friend that could spell the end for our dear stav. One of those women could rethink the power dynamics in a few years and really cause a problem.
>those arms
i know she shouldn't but this b***h gets me fricking diamonds
HAHAHAHA HE'S FAT AND HE HAS HIS SHIRT OFF HAHAHAHA
The Turks did nothing wrong
crazy how neither adam + nick or stav solo are funny at all. Something magical about The Trio
the skit before the chet hanks interview on tafs is kinda funny
The conflict between Nick and Stav was a huge part of what made the show work imo. Stuff like Nick doing a Chinese accent and Stav getting genuinely triggered by it. He's kind of the straight man that makes the racism funny
When is TAFS getting Nick Rochefort on third mic?
They need Ian.
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the problem is that they don't want to be doing a podcast anymore, so I don't think adding people solves anything.
Ian is not good outside of little peeks. Even his later cumtown appearances sucked because all he really has are his old stories of falling off the wagon. Jordan would be a good third. They need someone with energy because Adam is an absolute black hole of charisma.
>Jordan would be a good third
I can't stand her constantly and blatantly lying and making stories up to "be funny" I didn't realize it until I started watching Bein Ian, but its really obvious now how she just flippantly on the spot just says shit and that's her idea of being funny.
>Yeah I had to dig my poop out of a toilet at my boyfriends house once
>gets initial laugh reaction from outrageous statement
>stumbles constantly trying to tell the rest of the story because it makes no fricking sense why she would do it, because she didn't
It's actually embarrassing. Worst thing is she can be funny without doing this shit, but she does, constantly.