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>The traitorous midget is right. You know what? Make him master of coin.
Funniest shit I've ever seen on "prestige" TV.
>Let's make Bronn the head of the central bank
>doesn’t know how a loan works
Which is even more odd considering how likely he is to have worked as a debt collector.
> "Anyone of you, I would think. Even the cook."
it's hilarious when Grey Worm tells him YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO SPEAK and then they let Tyrion ramble on for 30 minutes. this episode is such a storm of shit and stupidity, I'm in awe of it
Sit down. Be humble.
what the FRICK did he DO???? Sansa is such a moronic c**t.
She's a strong woman that needs no man.
He missed the arrow shooting his dad (Sansa wasn’t there) and messed up Rob’s battle plans by pursuing the mountain (Sansa wasn’t there)
>He missed the arrow shooting his dad
because he was grieving (in the books)
>messed up Rob’s battle plans by pursuing the mountain
plans that no one informed him of
edmure did nothing wrong
>Uncle why did you frick up the battle plan that I didn’t even tell you about, to make up for it you’ll need to uphold the vow that I broke and marry a Frey girl.
Robb and Sansa can touch grass.
>What did he do
Simultaneously lost the war of the 5 kings for both Robb AND Stannis. I'd be telling him to shut the frick up too
he fought for his moronic nephew in his moronic secession even though he was under no obligation to. Fricking Robb treated his uncle like an underling even though they were equal in status before the rebellion.
He was Le privileged man
D&D just couldn’t stop themselves from making Edmure a joke again could they?
Even after he had that amazing episode with Jamie in S6
>Even after he had that amazing episode with Jamie in S6
They just kinda forgot about that
D&D were always jealous he outskilled the whole cast of GOT with his performance in Outlander
>D&D just couldn’t stop themselves from making Edmure a joke again could they?
D&D kinda forgot about his character development.
I genuinely don't know why the show hated Edmure so much. Plus they really wasted that actor, him and Mance Rayder.
I have no memory of that character
>spend years in prison after seeing almost everyone you loved killed and your lands completely ravaged in a war you only joined to rescue two nieces you've never even met
>get completely humiliated by the same nieces the first time you actually meet them
>How to parade the corpse of your dead show around while it's still cold.
>Non-disabled cis white male, please take a seat. It's our turn now
What the frick did you just fricking say to me, you mewling c**t? I'll have you know I have won the most tourneys out of everyone in the riverlands, and I've been involved in numerous battles with the Lannisters, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in siege warfare and I'm the top knight in the entire Tully army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on that throne? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am calling my bannermen from across the riverlands and your castle is being marched on right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Riverrun armory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Seven Kingdoms, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, Stark.
>mewling c**t
caught me off guard
The dragonpit scene was already a shitpost so I would be ok with Edmure saying this.
Where’s the AI voice webm of Edmure saying this? Jesus Christ AI comes out and you have David Attenborough saying Black person and that’s literally it how isn’t there a sea of funny memes now that you can make any character say anything.
Change “bare hands” to “without steel” to make it game of thronesier sounding.
Edmure is unironically the best choice for a king.
>Already has an heir that has parents from both sides of the war
>Good man, who cares about subjects
>Belongs to a great house, with good reputation
>War experience
Also in a war riverlands always gets fricked, so might as well add it to the crownlands.
Sansa just didn’t like him for absolutely no reason (did they ever even meet?) so he was shushed.
What if Edmure just raped her at that moment
>Uncle, have sex.
> Bran is now King of the Six Kingdoms
> Sansa defects and is now Queen of the North (bigger than the six kingdoms combined)
> their cousin Robin is Lord of the Vale
> Their uncle Edmure is Lord of the Riverlands (most important Kingdom that isn't even a Kingdom)
> everyone is fine with this
> Yara just agrees to this even though she previously wanted independence for Pyke and Sansa just got independence by asking for it
> Gendry, legitimized heir to both previous ruling dynasties, is simply ignored
Gendry got Storm's End and that was more than he wanted.
At least give Yara her independence
Remember when the show made a big deal of legitimacy and the only living son of the previous ruler is walking around perfectly happy not being assassinated?
Yeah.
One of my favorite parts is Tyrion talking to Jon at the beginning
>Daenerys has gone fricking crazy, she massacred the whole city
>OHHH IT'S EASY TO SAY THAT FROM WHERE YOU'RE STANDING
>grey worm
Like a eunuch has any real authority.
I would literally kick Greyworm’s ass, the actor obv but the character too. Fricking hate him.
Used to think he was just bland but what the hell was with him suddenly going full school shooter in kings landing.
Because Dany did and he’s a literal moronic slave who worships this dragon twat and thinks she’s cool and has disgusting castrated troony “sex” with Missandei somehow. Maybe she just rubs her c**t on his bristly, sunken-in head.
>have sex
>go crazy
Knew it.
>noooo Dany was supposed to be our super Hillary Clinton and slaughter all the white men and rule in peace!!!
Did reddit not witness her entire life up to that point? Getting abused by her creepy, rapey brother, getting raped by horselords, getting raped by this and that, abused/enslaved, and this person was going to ride off into the sunset and have a happy ending and not be completely unhinged and dangerous? ok
Can't remember which season but wasn't she riling the horsefrickers up by saying she'd kill all the men and enslave the women and children in westeros.
No
Khal Drogo said that to his hoarde and her pussy turned into Niagara Falls, yeah.
When she finally unites the entirety of Dothrak I think she says WILL YOU TEAR DOWN THEIR STONE HOUSES AND yadda yadda, she promises them blood.
>Gendry, boyfriend of a stark
>Samwell, best friend of starks
>The boy who sucked his mother tities, cousin of starks
>Brutus from Rome, uncle of starks
>Sansa Stark
>Brandon Stark
Behold, the mighty council of the seven kingdoms.
Sam in particular bugs the frick out of me, because he basically abandoned his post with the Watch by guilt tripping Jon into sending him to become a Maester, stole his family sword from his father, and abandoned his Maester training. How is that fat, cravenous, honorless worm qualified to be a Grand Maester? He jumped the line over countless more qualified people who are way more qualified for the role, just because he’s friends with the ruling house.
but anon
he discovered the ancient secret of removing infected flesh carefully and cleaning the treated area
>No sam no!
>That practice is far to dangerous!
>Its forbiden!
>has been ever since Arch Maester Riietard preformed it before customarily licking his fingers clean from the surgery
>HE DIED AFTERWARDS SAMWISE!
>ARE YOU MAD!?!
>customarily licking his fingers clean from the surgery
lmfao
He's GRRMs self insert who himself abandoned his duties of finishing the series
I knew he was his self insert, but I didn't think the metaphore extended that far.
>just because he's friends with the ruling house
Yes, the reddest pill of all
The israelites just want you to hate your father in any way possible. Every character hates their father in some way, and if they don't, they meet some horrible end.
Double more qualified phrasing of a moron
What a sick joke!
At least the targshits are truly gone
>Somewhere in the Dothraki desert, a mad gentleman with a golden helmet melted to his head staggers to his feet
>Somewhere in the Riverlands a bastard of Aerys or Aemon realizes his true heritage
We can't be rid of them
You forgot that that one guy can just bring people back to life with magic
Autist who sucked the breasts is especially heinous, I liked that he turned out alright but he can't rule
Real house of Stuart hours for anyone who gives a shit about the history George is pulling from.
IRL the TLDR of the real life events is the house of the kings of Scotland who finally won their independence from the english after centuries (the descendents of Robert the Bruce from Brave Heart if anyone gives a frick) actually eventually took over the whole of england after a series of wars/political dealings. They ruled for about a century and were largely seen as pulling england back away from the reformation and towards a more absolute monarchy. They were popular in scotland/the north of england and in more predominantly catholic/"conservative" areas but they never really got popular legitimacy with the protestants and parliamentarians of the south who FAR outnumbered the north and scotland. Between that and a series of crisis and continued refusals to compromise with parliament led them to being deposed within only a few generations of them taking the throne.
Basically the way the show runners ended the show going off the historical model best case scenario stark rule of the south only lasts 2-3 generations and thats ignoring the very real problem that bran cant have kids and the shitty oligarchy system they set up to select kings which other anons have already pointed out all the flaws in.
stop nooticing things, that’s antistarkmetic
>you did before season 5
>And who has a better story than the character who was missing from the show for a whole season because not much happened to them
>pushed off a tower
>traveled north
>got magical powers
>came back and sat in a wheelchair for a while
not that good of a story tbh
He spent the entire time using other people, and watching them sacrifice themselves for him without doing much of anything with it. I guess he ratted out Littlefinger that one time, but if he hadn’t been dealing with a bunch of superstitious Northerners, they would have just told him to get fricked.
This, he QUITE LITERALLY didn’t do shit other than sussing out CIA and vaguely being bait for the Night King.
>dude the ruler has to be omniscient or he'll always act in his own self interests
what the frick was this all about?
>So that's where prostitutes go
Does Bran even do anything with his future seeing abilities? I feel like he just sits around saying cryptic nonsense that doesn’t effect anything anyone does
>Does Bran even do anything with his future seeing abilities?
Oh, he used them well
still hilarious, thanks for posting.
Fricking hell.
has someone voiced this with aislop already?
only if you call it aikino
I don't mind
Lost
He looks like such a moron goddamn what an ugly frick
>And who has a better story than Bran The Broken?
Jon Snow, what a terrible dumb question.
>All through the show everyone and anyone who acts like a snake ends up getting killed
>Somehow the biggest snake of them all lives
They could have at least tried to pull it off in a convincing way. Absolutely no way anyone would have let that conniving little shit live.
They feel bad for him being a little imp.
Wouldn’t the North leaving the seven kingdoms (now ruled by a Stark) be a kind of moronic idea? Wouldn’t the other houses see the obvious favoritism and start throwing hissy fits?
>Wouldn’t the other houses see the obvious favoritism and start throwing hissy fits?
The other houses are now lead by Yes Men and Stark fanboys.
>baratheon is led by a stark simp
>lannister is dead
>tyrell is dead
>tarly is dead
>tully is allied to starks
>vale is allied to starks
>targaryen is dead
>greyborn lol
Sure I missed a few but which house can even muster up an army.
Not to mention the iron born being told to burn in hell when the only reason they were there in the first place was the promise of independence lol
you see, bran can foresee betrayal and stop them before they actually do anything.
>And who has a better story than Bran The Broken?
Misc The Pot
>guy with the best biography will make the strongest leader because...reasons
>oh and he's a cripple too so he'll die without a natural heir throwing the kingdom into chaos once again
bravo dabid
>can warg into a dragon
>can travel to the past
>cripple
I'm beginning to think there's something to this 'media literacy' thing all the zoomers are talking about.
Maybe you’re the one lacking in literacy, anon. The post was explicitly about how his crippling prevents him from having heirs, not about his mobility. As soon as Bran dies it’s civil war time again as he’s physically incapable of having issue.
Why the hell did they let Arya go to search for America? He could just leave it to Arya and Gendry's son
Then its a Baratheon and a Stark girl together on the throne like Robert and his love
But they already established that succession would move from heirs to an election by the great houses.
They might quarrel
They might but that doesn't make direct lineage a better alternative, plus they'll have a century+ of shepherding under the 3ER.
He didn't seem very broken to me. He seemed pretty fricking chipper the entire series.
>name daughter khaleesi
>one day u will be queen
>actually, you named your kid after a mass murderer in the same vein as adolf hitler
it was all worth it. good ending
Why would it have been a good name if you had even seen the First Season or read the first book? White-haired girl lets her mentally ill brother die and strangles her physically disabled husband, burns a woman alive etc
>mentally ill brother
Psycho who threatened her unborn child
>physically disabled husband
And mentally disabled, basically a vegetable. Euthanasia
>burns a woman alive
Fat shitskin b***h witch, so based.
>Psycho who threatened her unborn child
Mentally ill man who raised her and is implied to have starved himself to keep her alive at one point before the series began
>And mentally disabled, basically a vegetable. Euthanasia
Made that way through magic, a man in her place would have looked for a cure (see Guts from Berserk)
>Fat shitskin b***h witch, so based.
Based healer and the only one to call her out on her bull
Miri is a hero
>raised her
And then proceeded to physically and mentally abuse her on a constant and kept her alive to benefit himself.
>looked for a cure
People in vegetative states can’t even eat or drink. There’s no way a cure could be found before he died of dehydration. This isn’t beserk so cope.
>based healer
Fat shit skin witch b***h
Dany's husband abused Miri worse than Viserys abused Daenerys, so if you hate him than you hate Daenerys and Drogo.
By the way, he was drinking from a cup in th books and she could have nursed him but she did not want to because he was unresponsive to her sexually
>muh books
We’re not in lit, we’re in tv. So you can’t keep using that as a crutch anon.
I go to the books for elaboration if something was not made clear in the books. I would think someone who named their kid after the character would have read the source material. =
I’m not one of those people who look down on those who don’t read the book of the movie or show adaptation because it just feels like something a pretentious prick would do.
Yeah they should’ve read the books but I’m not going to scorn them for not doing so.
Hell it’s not like D&D were faithful to the books either which is why the show had many deviations from the books especially when it came to the characters.
Normally would not judge anyone who did not read the source material only the people who actually named their kid from the character.
It's like if I named my kid Tinkerbell and didn't read the books where she is selfish and dies
>Reminder that Vis actually saved Dany's life on a daily basis before the abuse
>Reminder that Drogo was going to go raze a continent for Daenerys
>Reminder that Mirri was a sweet old lady who was raped repeatedly
Viserys saved her after the abuse a few times too, she just did not realize because she was a dumb kid; doesn't excuse what he did but that hit me hard on reread
Drogo was drinking in the books so she could have gotten him to legit any of the wizards to break the spell
The show makes Miri out to be a villain because it completely eliminates the House of the Undying sequence which, in the books, shows that had Daenerys' son lived he would of been a mass genocidal maniac. Miri did nothing wrong and saved millions of lives
>Viserys was not mad, just sensed the babby was evil for whatever reason
I don't believe you
My post had nothing to do with Viserys moron.
A lot of Dany's visions in the House of the Undying came true imbecile. Red Wedding for one
Rickon's beyond stupid death was a D&D decision. There's no way GRRM hyped up the Skagosi for nothing. We're getting our cannibals and unicorns and YOU WILL LIKE IT
I don't think the Skagosi are cannibals. I think that Cannibal, the dragon, is living on the island, and the truth has been distorted over time.
That would be cool as frick
>would of
die
So long Grey Worm, you cam all the way over here for nothing now frick off
Poor Black person became a slave again
>Brienne the b***h becomes Lord Commander of the Kingsguard despite failing one king and killing another
The ending is just a shit show of fan service it's ridiculous
It was based on actual crayon pictograms D&D scribbled while listening to George R. R. Martin when he was drunk.
And yet not a single fan liked anything that happened and it's universally considered one of the worst endings to a popular IP of all time.
>not a single fan
there are dozens of us.
As a Brienne appreciator this is not even what she wanted. Her stick was that she is a masculine tomboy woman who has crushes on unreachable men
The real fanservice ending would have been her marrying Jaimie after Cersei's death, which would actually have been kino and nice closure if it was not rushed like the rest of it
plus Jaime killing Cersei as he's supposed to do since he utterly hates her, not him running back to love her because he forgot he hated her
They just sort of forgot about Jaimie's character development
>forgetting about sisters bussy for some female lanklet
Stannis was no king
t. Brienne
Take that back, Black person
Hearthome and Battle of the Bastards were lauded as peak television and for that GOT fans still on board deserved what they got.
>Rickon's death was so fricking moronic that his own actor was baffled he didn't just run in a zig zag
>spend years waiting for the moment Rickon finally does something useful and gets into some intriguing story arc fulfilling his secret purpose
>he just dies like nothing, with no purpose, proving to be a complete waste of time and space
T-thanks GRRM
Kek, is he the most pointless character in television history? He lasted five seasons, barely had any lines, just to die in front of Jon Snow and make him extra sad before le heckin big bad bastard battle. I read the first four books and he was just as pointless in those too from what I remember.
>try to run in a zigzag
>Ramsay just rides you down on horseback and cuts your head off
he was already dead it was just a show by that point, Ramsay fricking around
The bad guys were so much more entertaining than the good guys.
Anyone who doesn’t like Ramsay, or Euron, is a sissy.
>Ramsay ATTEMPTS to ride him down but is filled with a thousand arrows as soon as he's within range
bruh c'mon although that would require semi-realistic writing that didn't exist past season 4
Point is the game was run straight. If Rickon made an actual attempt to escape he would have just been executed. Ramsay could have just ordered his men to fire on Rickon, it didn’t matter. Ramsay could have just slit his throat, he wanted to frick with Jon Snow, Rickon had no hope of escape.
>Actually defending Rickon's death scene
D&D, there were other options that could have made the same impact and would not been as embarrassingly moronic
>just run zigzag
Such a dumb comment I dont know how its stuck around so long. If he ran zigzaging he'd just get charged like the other anon said and he would spend so much time zigzaging erratically that it would probably be easier for Ramsay to get him because hed be so much closer. At that point is best interest is to get as much distance between him and Ramsay as quickly as possible and making glancing over his shoulder now and then.
>comment
Opinion disregarded
Me and the other three guys in the "we liked the ending" club also agree with this statement, just not in the way you intended.
Hardhome was great and I'll never change my mind on this. Great TV spectacle that also provided a lot of hype for future episodes. It also did not have any major writing blunders.
Battle of the Bastards was nonsense though.
Bill the Bracken
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aaaaaaaaaaaagggg
Damn that was FAST
Frick, was this moronic. https://youtu.be/MCcaBYF0roE
even season 5 should be fricking set on fire but especially everything after that.
>Bran the Broken? Is he a breakfast cereal?
Holy fricking shit.
I’ve said this before and GoT is one of my favorite shows, but I have a strict filler guide.
>skip any and all Greyworm scenes (this filters out the vote for kings scene)
>skip all sandsnake scenes (except when they get killed)
>skip the Hound jobbing to Brienne and all dialogue about the Hound jobbing to Brienne
>skip Bran north of the wall scenes
>skip all the Dany Quarth shit
So the show ends with Drogon flying off with Dany’s body, fade to black as the Targ theme plays one last time. Then a post-credits scene of Brienne writing Jamie’s deeds down.
Decent but how do you even
you just fast-forward?
yup, I mash FFWD when that homosexual sissy zestoid talentless homosexual greyworm actor shows up as fast as I can
missing too much dragon kino
Just skip all scenes that dont take place in Westeros, simple
>not pausing on Seller's 18yo breasts
Otherwise good taste. Although just stopping at the end of season 3 works too. Not much good after that honestly.
>skip any and all Greyworm scenes (this filters out the vote for kings scene)
Agreed
>skip all sandsnake scenes (except when they get killed)
They're way too hot, gotta at least watch the nudity scene even if the actual dialogue is terrible
>skip the Hound jobbing to Brienne and all dialogue about the Hound jobbing to Brienne
No way, that's the best fight in the show
>skip Bran north of the wall scenes
Could get behind this, but I enjoy The Door for the spectacle that it is, and I'd also definitely keep the entire sequence at Craster's Keep
>skip all the Dany Quarth shit
Sure
>It's the best fight in the show.
It's slop that began taking precedense over the actual story. It's what plagued the series to the finale.
The door was also cringe and slop, something for normalgays to ooooh aaaaah. It was a decent bit, but extremely emphasized for the normalgay audience.
>Actually liking the Hound jobbing to Brienne
>best fight in the show
kys
>crastors keep
Did I say skip nights watch/Jon snow scenes? No it’s fine if bran just shows up for a minute. Greyworm though I will not suffer through that fricking gay ass homosexual uttering a single word
>>skip all sandsnake scenes (except when they get killed)
What about the Bad Poosy scenes though?
That entire scene except for the literal 2.5 seconds of her uttering the word bad poosey and taking her breasts out was cringe asf.
She had her breasts out for like an entire minute though homosexual
Dany mogs the entire cast by a good margin.
She's in the top five but that's about it. There are better waifus on the show
Nah
>nonwhite
lol
hmm maybe
You're being tricked because of the collar. If Dany was wearing that outfit side by side with her she would mog the mutt
No I’m imagining that actress in a bikini in Fast & Furious and she has ass and breasts. Dany’s breasts are not that incredible Dany has a rocking body on a short frame while the other girl is slimmer and taller… yeah no matter which way you slice it I’m going with my wife and queen, Dany.
Based
The only choice
too
old
I usually hate older women but even I must admit Melly is a 10/10. What about frogfu?
>Melly
Not a fan of small nipples.
>frogfu
I don’t know that character’s name either but if you told me it was a boy and the brother was a girl I’d believe you, no comment on how hot she is because she’s wearing 4 or five layers of sheep skin any time she’s on screen.
>frogfu
best girl.
Skip all the lord of light related scenes except Melissandre fricking Gendry, Beric’s fight with the Hound, and Jon Snow’s resurrection just for clarity (not that it was a good scene)
>acting so good it gaslights you into thinking he was a tragic figure
>but he was actually a neglectful weakling
Amazing performance.
The actor was just so good that you get a different perception of him compared to how he's written. Similar to how Tywin is a hypocritical homosexual but he's played so well and so confidently by Charles Dance that he comes off as imposing
The point is he kept it private. He knew Tyrion would disobey him, but the fact that Tyrion tried to keep it a secret is the lesson Tywin was going for.
That makes a lot of sense, I guess I never really thought of it like that before
>know the whole damn Dance is technically his fault for being an indecisive frick
>still can't help but sympathize with him on a deep level
I feel you Vizzy, I wish my stupid family would stop bickering at family get-togethers so I could go play with my models too.
>he was actually a neglectful weakling
I WILL HAVE YOUR TONGUE FOR THAT.
shit I might have to rewatch season 1. I remember when they showed the castings I thought this guy looked way too plain to be a targarean, but not only did that work for his character, he was the standout performance of the whole show. Incredibly kino
Bidengays vote against their own economic interests
Remember when they said this about the orange man before the recession? They don't any more
Of absolutely no consequence whatsoever. God, that pissed me off.
wtf even was this? hate the Dany conquering wherever she was, sandland, but I say it’s good—EXCEPT for this
>WHERE
>ARE
>MY
>DRAGONS
arc where NOTHING happens, all pointless, it was like a game of thrones semi-canon anime story tacked on
she was so cute when she didn't know where her dwagons were. best part of the whole series
How did anyone even get near those things to take them in the first place? Or could they not breathe fire yet. Imagine trying to pick your lighter up off the counter but it blasted a stream of fire at you if you tried to get near it, there’s no way.
>Or could they not breathe fire yet.
From memory they don't actually breathe dangerous fire until the moment when they start burning the House of the Undying guy.
me
How long until fan totally remake Season 5 and later with AI?
who would even care? There's still no ending
Fanboys will make a better ending than George.
Just think Skyrim mods but with Hollywood-tier movie AI.
In the year 2000 and gay.
Far too handsome to play Tyrion but he still rocked it.
He just played himself. Either that or he just played Tyrion in every subsequent role after GoT
>Let's make Dickon and Rickon the gay emperors of Essos.
I stopped watching the show after this episode.
Share if you get it
>Three Bran chapters since the Clinton administration
Writing must have hit different back then.
What did George mean by this?
He hated the Bush years
You know now that I think about it, the whole Faegon subplot is all about Varys and Illyrio constructing the perfect story for a king to sell to Westeros.
Isn't that kind of obvious?
Yes but I never connected it to the shows ending until now.
How is it connected to the show's ending? Faegon is not in the show
Bran being king will make sense in the books. In fact, it is quite obvious if you look at the books on a deeper level.
Can't believe I actually watched through this entire shitshow. Season 1 was good but everything that came after just got worse and worse.
It was shit after 4
>rickon's wolf is named shaggydog
>entire IP is a shaggy dog story
bravo george
Excellent post.
>This thread
I was starting to forget some of this shit. D&D have got to be the biggest frauds in hollywood, probably ever. That takes a lot.
I’m rewatching it now with my gf and holy shit the Qarth subplot is bad. It has a good build up but it’s resolved with Dany slightly being in trouble and then just calmly having her dragons kill the warlock
The scene where she goes into the iron throne room and it’s a flash forward to her last scene in the series was kino but her killing the dude was tremendously anticlimactic
>flash forward to her last scene
That always felt like a retcon to try and justify shit writing as that vision was originally supposed to symbolizing the white walkers. The material in the vision is snow not ash and you can clearly hear the white walker theme playing in the background.
Me Pissflaps has a borderline disgusting body. Whoever Brienne of Tarth’s ass double was should be on there.
How about the bastard that renounced all privilege, fought white walkers, rode dragons and turned out to actually be the rightful fricking King?
SUBVERTED XD
(but seriously why wasn’t Jon Snow the one to fight the NK and become King in the end???????????????)
He dun wan et.
>Bran the Broken
I fricking hate this nickname
it's clearly meant to be BRAN THE BUILDER
like the guy who fricking BUILD THE FRICKING WALL
>giant ice wall
>it wasn't built by the ice people that make stuff with ice
???
wait until you find they never made ice chairs
He won't build huge castles so why would he be call the builder?
He is meant to be a version of the Arthurian legend: the Fisher King also known as the "Wounded King" or "Maimed King".
Unironically Sansa, becoming a good leader in her own right
I don’t get how the Dothraki died but then were there again in the final battle. The frick was that?
They kinda forgot they died.
The Broken? What kind of moniker is that. Where did that even come from? How many times does he say he isn’t even Bran anymore, and he’s not? How about….. The Three Eyed Raven??? That sounds sick. Bran the Broken? Did the fat frick write this?
King Bran could have actually been kino if they had the guts to make any bold writing choices. For a show infamous for killing off characters, everybody was safe by the final season. I was laughing so hard during the Winterfell battle where they were really trying to dramatize irrelevant characters dying.
They should have had almost everyone die at Winterfell to more realistically even the odds against Cersei and then they should have had a non-stop barrage of betrayal, death and destruction leading toward the conclusion. All of the players should have been making their moves at the same time.
Bran (Bloodraven) comes out on top as the ultimate 5D chess master that was quietly manipulating everything to destroy every major house as revenge
What we got was a cute happy ending for the characters whose actors the producers were the closest with.
>Bran (Bloodraven) comes out on top as the ultimate 5D chess master that was quietly manipulating everything to destroy every major house as revenge
Would have been better than what we got anyway. Definitely right about literally everyone should have been killed.
The whole region of the Reach is honestly a disaster. Outside of the Tyrells and Tarlys, not a single frick was given about any of the other houses. Florents don't fricking count since the house never amounts to shit in GoT. Honestly, it's almost like the Reach never existed outside of Highgarden and Horn Hill. Bronn becoming Lord Paramount of the Reach and Lord of Highgarden was an inevitable conclusion to the fact D&D gave zero fricks about the region. Redwynes? HIghtowers? Oakhearts? Who the frick cares lol let's give the reach to some random sellsword who likes to say "fookin" alot
even shitmouth has a better story than bran
i vote for him to be king
>falls down
>almost gets assassinated
>gets carried north
>gets carried north
>gets carried north
>contract autism from a tree
>gets carried south
>compliments sisters rape
>becomes king
Truly an unparalleled story
It's so fricking stupid. Literally every person on that panel has a better story than Bran. It's why his chapters were a fricking slog and the show didn't make them any easier to trudge through, in fact they made him an even worse character though for all I know George R R Martin intended him to becoming that fricking boring but we'll never know because he's never going to finish his the next book let alone the last one.
so george is trying to change the books to "change minds and votes" and this is why he won't write the book?
Not Gurm, i'll tell you hwat.
It's insane to even be reminded of how GOT ended, despite it being probably one of the most popular TV shows of all time. Did George even finish the books?
How about Ser Bronn of the Blackwater? motherfricker did more legendary shit than any other c**t in the kingdoms and barely anyone even knows about him.
I stopped watching after the Red Wedding. What did I miss?
You missed the best season and the 4 worst seasons.
Ive never heard anyone call 5 the best season
Is it true Mace's character was ruined and changed by D&D?
Why was this guy such a stupid jackass? I hate joke characters (like Edmure, sorry bros) who are only there to be humiliated by more important characters. Such a lazy device for writing/dialogue.
He felt like a stock bumbling dad sitcom character. Very out of place in an otherwise gritty fantasy show.
Exactly it was just laziness. They didn’t feel like writing the character out of the story so when he’s forced to show up for plot reasons they just make him say gay shit and look stupid. The Edmure actor was wasted, he has ONE (1) good scene and it was great when he and Jamie are talking in the tent. Edmure could have been a great character but they were too lazy so they made him a joke whenever he had to appear. Annoying and immersion breaking asf.
There’s not much to his character in the books either. The biggest difference is that his book counterpart is way more assertive and not a comic relief character
>Bran The (buck)Broken
>first order is giving his sister a kingdom
This is played straight in a show famous for political intrigue.
You guys have to follow my filler guide and skip all Greyworm screentime so the final scene where they vote for kings and who even gets crowned king is removed. For me, Gendry and Arya become king and queen, there is no other ending. wtf was the flying fricking point of the Gendry character’s existence except for wasting our time if he wasn’t gonna be king?
GRRM loves doing this though. He sets up plotlines and twists then halfway through. Never expect anything foreshadowed to happen far in the future. The frog son of the Dorne prince is an example of that. Dude's whole story goes nowhere except to advance somebody's elses.
Talking about the zoomer hair guy that gets speared?
The guy in the book who's his son. In the show I believe they cut even his daughter.
Gendry didn’t do shit. He just became Davos’s sidekick (for no reason) briefly and then Arya used him as a dildo to get off and broke his heart. Gendry was just set up to suffer.
What the frick do you mean Ned Stark died?