The door to his apartment is your visual cue. Follow the straight line from the end of the door. Not only would a straight line be impossible but the hallway shown even dips further inwards making it even more impossible. Compare the space inside that’s shown and how there’s supposed to be a kitchen where the hallway is.
The door to his apartment is your visual cue. Follow the straight line from the end of the door. Not only would a straight line be impossible but the hallway shown even dips further inwards making it even more impossible. Compare the space inside that’s shown and how there’s supposed to be a kitchen where the hallway is.
you realise the hallway and apartment sets are completely different, unconnected structures, right?
It’s impossible
reddit absolutely BTFO. Cinemaphile won. you have to go back
Except for the literal photographic evidence you're wrong
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reddit absolutely BTFO. Cinemaphile won. you have to go back
idk why you think this proves something? the hallway would still be a fricked up shape, rather than the straight rectangle depicted in the show.
5 months ago
Anonymous
cope
5 months ago
Anonymous
i also dk why you infer everyone has having such an emotional attachment to the structure of the hallway in a 35 year old sitcom, it's really not that deep dude
have you got another angle with the kitchen in frame? because this looks wrong, and it's entirely possible the kitchenside wall has been moved in for one reason or another
Jerry clearly has cereal in his apartment. Kramer regularly eats Jerry's food. There have been episodes where they shop for food. George lives with his parents for half the series.
kramer prepared a feast as he bathed
he also made sausages with newman in jerry's apartment
and poached himself in butter in his hot tub
and ruined elaine's strainer making pasta sauce (off screen)
george's mother also made paella (off screen) and sandwiches, and his dad made that israeli singles banquet.
elaine's cousin made mutton.
If I had to put up with giant lines of New Yorkers all day I'd eventually act exactly like that guy. George and Elaine were holding up the line and needed to scram. Soup Nazi did nothing wrong.
they are bad people, especially george. jerry is immature to the point of completely kneecapping his success in the dating world, and utterly uncaring when any of his friends are in emotional distress. elaine self destructs all her romantic relationships over nothing and cares way too much about petty drama. kramer has good intentions but he's the kind of person who would literally kill you accidentally because he's so stupid/uninformed. or get you in huge trouble. you would NOT want to be close friends with a kramer in real life. as for george, man. he's manipulative towards EVERYONE, lies constantly, is completely emotionally stunted, is a bundle of utter nervousness, is obsessed with proving himself, and he was good friend.
yeah, the whole "they're terrible people" thing feels like something people parrot to sound smart, same with the "show about nothing" shit (which it aint).
they're not GOOD people, but it's not like the show was about these inscrutable, antisocial sociopathic aliens. the characters just bore the burdens of all the petty bullshit that goes unspoken amongst regular people every day. the whole reason the show was so popular was how relatable all the stupid grievances were.
like even if we all know better than to make a fuss over it, we all understand why george was annoyed that his girlfriend got thanked for the big salad instead of him. taking it as far as he did isn't him being an independently terrible person, it's just the show exploring that petty gripe to its logical conclusion for the audience's entertainment.
you aren't looking at them like people, you're looking at them like plucky TV characters. as people they are awful, they're going to die alone, unhappy, and unfulfilled. they are wasting their lives in order to stay petty and immature. if you knew george in real life you would think he was an obnoxious insecure little homosexual, but since he's on TV he's funny. like would you honestly want to hear some petty moron ranting about the most insignificant shit every day of your life? sure george has jerry's back on a surface level but the friendship is mostly about "we knew each other in high school" and there's no development between them as friends.
>if you knew george in real life you would think he was an obnoxious insecure little homosexual
i know someone exactly like george in real life, and i absolutely think that. but i wouldn't say he's a "terrible person," more just a useless, annoying, incompetent person.
maybe splitting hairs, but i think for someone to truly be a "bad person" there needs to be some degree of malice behind it. the seinfeld characters are just dysfunctional and intolerable, but they're often their own worst enemies moreso than anyone else's.
>but they're often their own worst enemies moreso than anyone else's
ah, then I guess our definitions of "bad person" are different. I consider someone who fails themself a bad person, not as much as someone who fails others, but failing to give yourself a better life based on pettiness and selfishness is being "bad" at being a person to me.
you aren't looking at them like people, you're looking at them like plucky TV characters. as people they are awful, they're going to die alone, unhappy, and unfulfilled. they are wasting their lives in order to stay petty and immature. if you knew george in real life you would think he was an obnoxious insecure little homosexual, but since he's on TV he's funny. like would you honestly want to hear some petty moron ranting about the most insignificant shit every day of your life? sure george has jerry's back on a surface level but the friendship is mostly about "we knew each other in high school" and there's no development between them as friends.
also i think looking at them as 'real people' rather than tv characters is part of the problem, because they're NOT real people. all their choices, beliefs and behaviours are engineered for entertainment value, and that entertainment value specifically comes from relatability.
separating yourself from them, viewing them as independent entities, and judging them as terrible people is a copout to try and deny the george that lives within us all. case in point, the real life george costanza i know is the first person to say "when you think about it, they're all really terrible people" any time seinfeld comes up in conversation, with absolutely zero self reflection.
>but they're often their own worst enemies moreso than anyone else's
ah, then I guess our definitions of "bad person" are different. I consider someone who fails themself a bad person, not as much as someone who fails others, but failing to give yourself a better life based on pettiness and selfishness is being "bad" at being a person to me.
>being "bad" at being a person to me.
yeah, to me "bad person" carries different connotations than "bad at being a person," but i'll certainly agree that they're the latter.
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Anonymous
>case in point, the real life george costanza i know is the first person to say "when you think about it, they're all really terrible people" any time seinfeld comes up in conversation, with absolutely zero self reflection.
God that is such a George thing to do lmao
5 months ago
Anonymous
there is a bit of george in all of us. but george is 100% george, and never shows any signs of changing. that's a horrible thing for him and opens him up to judgement.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>that's a horrible thing for him and opens him up to judgement.
sure, but to what end? it just seems like a very superficial way to view the show.
5 months ago
Anonymous
there is a bit of george in all of us. but george is 100% george, and never shows any signs of changing. that's a horrible thing for him and opens him up to judgement.
I think even for the characters themselves, the show is still also highlights from their lives. Sometimes I talk to people and give them highlights of what's been happening to me and they tell me I live in a sitcom world or I should make a reality show about my life, but most days I just get up, exercise, go to the office, do some work while dicking around on the internet, maybe grab dinner with friends or go on a date, and then dick around on Cinemaphile.
You're not wrong about them not being "terrible". I feel like most people heard that from someone else + what happened in the finale and just ran with it. They're bad people but definitely not TERRIBLE.
A lot of the "bad shit" was also not bad at all or misconstrued.
Like George wanting to be compensated because a hospital's negligence led to a patient's death and the destruction of his car.
Or the whole fake boob thing, Elaine was never sent to figure out if they were real it was just a topic of discussion and an accidental boob grab happened.
Or Babu, he should have been aware he had visa renewal papers coming and been more diligent in picking up his mail instead of expecting Jerry and Elaine to just handle it (and same with getting pissed off at Jerry for his failed restaurant. If you open a cafe and restructure the entire thing two days later based on the feedback of one random walk in, that's a you problem).
Jerry is a bit of a manchild at worst but he still has a moral compass throughout most of the show. Granted it takes a turn when he steals the old lady's marble rye. But most of the time Jerry's antics are the result of well-meaning bumbling or Larry David-esque social awkwardness.
Watching Seinfeld or really any sitcom just makes me fricking SAD now, i am 30 and i have NO FRIENDS, NO SOCIAL LIFE. NO ONE LIKES ME, i am just alone all the time, forever.
My dad literally left school at 15, he retired 10 years ago when he turned 58. His pension was worth a couple million bucks and we lived in a million dollar home. You didn't need education before the year 2000
The great thing about Seinfeld is that the average episode has about 4 different plotlines so I usually forget about a lot of them over time thereby making the show infinitely rewatchable and comfy
so much soul in one single pic
why is he banned from the laugh factory?
he had a slight culturally insensitive moment
>Kramer had himself a bad set
HANG IN THERE KRAMER
>Scottish Rite
what's the difference with the regular rite?
Scottish Rite serve the interests of a particular bloodline.
So he serves a bloodline of richards or what in particular?
The Merovingian bloodline. The bloodline that kicked the Huns out. Huns seethe to this day.
Then is a based one, imagine if was a chinese messing up at laugh factory instead of a black.
Would’ve redpilled the audience on rusanglogermcucks. Would’ve been so epic.
What do you think Cosmo did to earn his 33rd degree?
>that connected and ranked that high in the temple
>still got canceled for saying bad words
what chance do we have?
The Black person thing was a humiliation ritual.
>phonegay
>whining about gaymasons
kys
Jerry’s apartment is physically impossible
Yes it is. It's in the show constantly.
so where's the impossibility? that goes straight not on an angle
The door to his apartment is your visual cue. Follow the straight line from the end of the door. Not only would a straight line be impossible but the hallway shown even dips further inwards making it even more impossible. Compare the space inside that’s shown and how there’s supposed to be a kitchen where the hallway is.
>physical set
>it's impossible bro
It’s physically impossible on a metaphysical level.
you realise the hallway and apartment sets are completely different, unconnected structures, right?
it's all one set
source: my step aunts father in laws mothers brother was friends with the construction crews plumber
can't argue with that, i concede
just make the cabinets smaller you sperg, problem solved
It’s impossible
who insane fricker will put a toaster and a microwave so close to a water source, what the frick
this has been proven wrong
Updooted!!!
idiot homosexual who probably murdered and raped his own mother
reddit absolutely BTFO. Cinemaphile won. you have to go back
That’s not even in the proper hallway orientation look at the floor.
cope reddit
You know I’m right
Except for the literal photographic evidence you're wrong
idk why you think this proves something? the hallway would still be a fricked up shape, rather than the straight rectangle depicted in the show.
cope
i also dk why you infer everyone has having such an emotional attachment to the structure of the hallway in a 35 year old sitcom, it's really not that deep dude
cope
have you got another angle with the kitchen in frame? because this looks wrong, and it's entirely possible the kitchenside wall has been moved in for one reason or another
george is a goretex man not a latex man. jerry is a bad friend.
I just realized they never once showed them making their own meal. They did just eat out for literally every single meal?
yes, what so? cooking sucks
You didnt see Jerry's massive cereal horde?
I remember Jerry eating cereal at his apartment a few times
It was so fricking weird he went to Monk's and ordered a bowl of cereal
>They did just eat out for literally every single meal?
You must not be familiar with how the average 35 year old urban cosmopolitan lives
Kramer and Newman made sausages
Jerry clearly has cereal in his apartment. Kramer regularly eats Jerry's food. There have been episodes where they shop for food. George lives with his parents for half the series.
Elaine is the standout.
elaine eats big salads
Yes but she gets them from restaurants. When is she seen reading home cooking?
who cares about home cooking? they're rich americans
This line of conversation started with
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This is pretty common for New Yorkers. Other than trips to the grocery store for snacks, a lot of New Yorkers exist solely on restaurants and bodegas
i order a 20 inch pizza for like 30 bucks and it lasts me 3 meals. frick cooking
>$10 per meal
that's a lot, my dude
I am astounded that the fact that this show is about israelites seems to have flown over the head of every poster who replied to this.
idk anything about israelites, what do you mean by this?
kramer prepared a feast as he bathed
he also made sausages with newman in jerry's apartment
and poached himself in butter in his hot tub
and ruined elaine's strainer making pasta sauce (off screen)
george's mother also made paella (off screen) and sandwiches, and his dad made that israeli singles banquet.
elaine's cousin made mutton.
why did he do it, bros?
Kek
These are hilarious. Are there any more?
>he said I'm based, jerry!
>based? based on what?
Honestly if this is how the show was I'd still watch it. These memes are actually making me laugh.
wait until anon discovers outside shots of houses never matches the inside set
Seinfeld is KINO
>widescreen
disgusting
giwtwm
What's so kino about this?
Soup is kino, you wouldnt understand zoomie
zamn wish i could get 32 oz of bisque rn fr
Frick i'd give anything to get 32oz of Fresh, warm, chicken broccoli or Turkey Chili or Tomato rice for my lunch everyday, sounds fricking delicious
>The large soup container would cost $8 today adjusted for inflation
Not a bad deal
Okay $2 extra for bread is insane. The soup itself is only $3. If you get bread you're almost doubling the cost of the meal. It should be a buck max
businesses exist to make money. you can always bring your own bread.
the soup nazi's place is the absolute last place you could bring your own anything
it's frickin takeaway he isn't going to see you bring ya own frickin' bread on the street
You israelites and your effort to outsmart the nazis, one of these days he's going to get creative with the oven of his
you think the soup gestapo dont have eyes on the street?
>1 litre of soup for $4
I feel ill man, what the frick happened?
>what the frick happened
Bidenomics
>that careful sidestep
I do this at coffee shops and it fricking kills me
If I had to put up with giant lines of New Yorkers all day I'd eventually act exactly like that guy. George and Elaine were holding up the line and needed to scram. Soup Nazi did nothing wrong.
what is it? in b4 le epic faith no more reference
Took me a moment to get you.
Why did George do it?
Is that a new one
sorry to disappoint, but no
Rewatching Seinfeld, just watched The Parking Space. Holy shit what a FRICKING kino episode
>michael walked around the entire time carrying an actual air conditioner
you just know today the actor would make them cgi it in
The Parking Space anon, use your eyes
no
Its a different episode moron
or yknow carry an empty box.
butthole protruding. very very disrespectful
I just watched the airport eppy and WHAT THE FRICK George literally gets raped by a violent criminal as the punchline to his storyline.
which George are you, Cinemaphile?
Call me a homosexual, call me whatever you want. But i would give anything to get to live my 30s in the 1990s. I fricking hate current year so much.
Just go live in a city. That’s literally how it is all the time.
You are so stupid lmao
seething suburban moron
Why is Jerry allowed to murder Palestinian kids and not get cancelled but Kramer can't recover after saying 1 word?
Jerry hasn’t murdered anyone
what about bobcat golthwait or whatever
He’s still alive
Damn it
That is unironically amazing.
Paid for by my taxes :^)
great outfits
People just dressed better and more comfy in the 90s
>still fricked more women than anyone on this board
I know Seinfeld is about bad people never learning or whatever but they still feel like my FRIENDS, they're more real than any of you fricks.
I never bought that they were outright bad people or "sociopaths". Theyre just flawed, selfish people like anyone but exaggerated for comedy
They were also friends
they are bad people, especially george. jerry is immature to the point of completely kneecapping his success in the dating world, and utterly uncaring when any of his friends are in emotional distress. elaine self destructs all her romantic relationships over nothing and cares way too much about petty drama. kramer has good intentions but he's the kind of person who would literally kill you accidentally because he's so stupid/uninformed. or get you in huge trouble. you would NOT want to be close friends with a kramer in real life. as for george, man. he's manipulative towards EVERYONE, lies constantly, is completely emotionally stunted, is a bundle of utter nervousness, is obsessed with proving himself, and he was good friend.
yeah, the whole "they're terrible people" thing feels like something people parrot to sound smart, same with the "show about nothing" shit (which it aint).
they're not GOOD people, but it's not like the show was about these inscrutable, antisocial sociopathic aliens. the characters just bore the burdens of all the petty bullshit that goes unspoken amongst regular people every day. the whole reason the show was so popular was how relatable all the stupid grievances were.
like even if we all know better than to make a fuss over it, we all understand why george was annoyed that his girlfriend got thanked for the big salad instead of him. taking it as far as he did isn't him being an independently terrible person, it's just the show exploring that petty gripe to its logical conclusion for the audience's entertainment.
you aren't looking at them like people, you're looking at them like plucky TV characters. as people they are awful, they're going to die alone, unhappy, and unfulfilled. they are wasting their lives in order to stay petty and immature. if you knew george in real life you would think he was an obnoxious insecure little homosexual, but since he's on TV he's funny. like would you honestly want to hear some petty moron ranting about the most insignificant shit every day of your life? sure george has jerry's back on a surface level but the friendship is mostly about "we knew each other in high school" and there's no development between them as friends.
>if you knew george in real life you would think he was an obnoxious insecure little homosexual
i know someone exactly like george in real life, and i absolutely think that. but i wouldn't say he's a "terrible person," more just a useless, annoying, incompetent person.
maybe splitting hairs, but i think for someone to truly be a "bad person" there needs to be some degree of malice behind it. the seinfeld characters are just dysfunctional and intolerable, but they're often their own worst enemies moreso than anyone else's.
>but they're often their own worst enemies moreso than anyone else's
ah, then I guess our definitions of "bad person" are different. I consider someone who fails themself a bad person, not as much as someone who fails others, but failing to give yourself a better life based on pettiness and selfishness is being "bad" at being a person to me.
also i think looking at them as 'real people' rather than tv characters is part of the problem, because they're NOT real people. all their choices, beliefs and behaviours are engineered for entertainment value, and that entertainment value specifically comes from relatability.
separating yourself from them, viewing them as independent entities, and judging them as terrible people is a copout to try and deny the george that lives within us all. case in point, the real life george costanza i know is the first person to say "when you think about it, they're all really terrible people" any time seinfeld comes up in conversation, with absolutely zero self reflection.
>being "bad" at being a person to me.
yeah, to me "bad person" carries different connotations than "bad at being a person," but i'll certainly agree that they're the latter.
>case in point, the real life george costanza i know is the first person to say "when you think about it, they're all really terrible people" any time seinfeld comes up in conversation, with absolutely zero self reflection.
God that is such a George thing to do lmao
there is a bit of george in all of us. but george is 100% george, and never shows any signs of changing. that's a horrible thing for him and opens him up to judgement.
>that's a horrible thing for him and opens him up to judgement.
sure, but to what end? it just seems like a very superficial way to view the show.
I think even for the characters themselves, the show is still also highlights from their lives. Sometimes I talk to people and give them highlights of what's been happening to me and they tell me I live in a sitcom world or I should make a reality show about my life, but most days I just get up, exercise, go to the office, do some work while dicking around on the internet, maybe grab dinner with friends or go on a date, and then dick around on Cinemaphile.
You're not wrong about them not being "terrible". I feel like most people heard that from someone else + what happened in the finale and just ran with it. They're bad people but definitely not TERRIBLE.
The show IS about nothing thou.
babu was 100% right when he called Jerry a very bad man
The finale falls flat for this very reason. Larry isn't even able to come up with more than a couple examples of truly awful shit they did.
A lot of the "bad shit" was also not bad at all or misconstrued.
Like George wanting to be compensated because a hospital's negligence led to a patient's death and the destruction of his car.
Or the whole fake boob thing, Elaine was never sent to figure out if they were real it was just a topic of discussion and an accidental boob grab happened.
Or Babu, he should have been aware he had visa renewal papers coming and been more diligent in picking up his mail instead of expecting Jerry and Elaine to just handle it (and same with getting pissed off at Jerry for his failed restaurant. If you open a cafe and restructure the entire thing two days later based on the feedback of one random walk in, that's a you problem).
Jerry is a bit of a manchild at worst but he still has a moral compass throughout most of the show. Granted it takes a turn when he steals the old lady's marble rye. But most of the time Jerry's antics are the result of well-meaning bumbling or Larry David-esque social awkwardness.
irl Jerry is worse than show Jerry
Seinfeld was never about how bad of people they were, only the finale. It's a meme.
HOLY FRICK i miss the 90s
magazine stands still exist
No, they dont
ya and they are surrounded by Black folk wiping their doodoo butts with said magazines
Get some garment-dyed button-downs and high-rise jeans and wear them with sneakers. Its time to seinfeld-maxx.
kino
>over one hour old thread
>no elaine cleavage
OH I'M SORRY i thought this board was run by coomers
>tfw generated so many Seinfeld apartment AIs nothing feels real anymore
I've disassociated... I tried to warn people... don't open the box
>seinfeld was on for 9 years
>curb has been on for 24 years
Curb is DOGSHIT
boy, that's a nice triangle.
it's isosceles
Watching Seinfeld or really any sitcom just makes me fricking SAD now, i am 30 and i have NO FRIENDS, NO SOCIAL LIFE. NO ONE LIKES ME, i am just alone all the time, forever.
have you tried going or just complaining on the internet?
FRICK YOU I FRICKING HATE YOU
this is why, and i quote, you have "no friends, no social life, no one likes me"
YOU RUINED MY LIFE, homosexualS LIKE YOU SMUG FRICK I'D KILL YOU IF I EVER FOUND YOU
this guy had a bad festivus
he was hit hard during the Airing of Grievances
Watch Xavier Renegade Angel. It’ll make you enjoy the path you walk.
why is that, anon? what steps could you take to fix things?
google festivus
Take the 4:3 HD pill if you're gonna watch the series anons
You can rip my 576p dvd rip with all the special features from my cold dead hands.
I got every special feature you have, in HD 4:3
You mean this?
>VLC
moron
moron
based. brainlets don't understand how bad vlc is.
>Elaine shirt has transparent bits, you can see her no wearing any bra
>By the end of the series they're all insanely wealthy and in prestigious positions
Was the 90s economy really like that?
Yes, you literaly just fell into 200k a year jobs on accident
jail is prestigious in america?
My dad literally left school at 15, he retired 10 years ago when he turned 58. His pension was worth a couple million bucks and we lived in a million dollar home. You didn't need education before the year 2000
zoomer here; where do i begin watching seinfeld? presumably i skip the first 2-3 seasons? is there a list of unimportant episodes to skip after that?
watch them all in order.
ok but i'm watching it on 1.5x speed
Die
>presumably i skip the first 2-3 seasons?
I fricking HATE people like you, watch from SEASON 1 EPISODE 1 till the end you fricking loser
you can skip the first season to start
its still good, watch it eventually, but it took them a little bit to really find their footing like most shows
The great thing about Seinfeld is that the average episode has about 4 different plotlines so I usually forget about a lot of them over time thereby making the show infinitely rewatchable and comfy
good point
zoomer again; your show has black bars on the sides and a laugh track. i will not be watching this.
Also not a single POC or genderqueer person in the main cast. Literally unwatchable.
zoomer here; i will now considering watching your show
>new yorkers are buttholes
more at 11
curb is better