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Why is ana de armas wearing clothes?
So she can take them off
now is not the time for nudes
that comes later
If I pull her clothes off, will I coom?
Kek and based
i came to this thread to ask the same question
The real question is why she's playing as a White woman
because she's white. Stop reading pol
Any woman who's hot is automatically white. Stop reading /misc/
>NC-17 Rating at the end
Coomerbros, we're coming home.
Indeed.
Imagine standing downwind of that.
Will they show the scene where she had a threesome with the Kennedy brothers?
>Will they show the scene where she had a threesome with the Kennedy brothers?
Thank God
We are so back
have a nice day ian
What's the difference between NC-17 and R?
The former is in North Carolina, the latter isn't region-locked
R means anyone under 17 can see it as long as it's with a parent
NC-17 is no one under 17 at all
at least that's how i think it goes, i can't remember the last time an NC-17 film had a broad theatrical release
I think it's the other way around:
R = Restricted to over 17
NC-17 = Not recommended for children under 17
Parents can accompany children to "not recommended" films but not with films that are restricted.
Nah, the other guy was right, NC-17 is the highest rating possible, but a lot of NC-17 films get edited down into R in post-production (Wolf of Wall Street for example)
Blonde is unedited and staying NC-17 which is incredibly rare if you look at this list
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NC-17_rated_films
Rumor is that it's rated NC-17 because of a graphic rape scene and period cunnilingus
>period cunnilingus
What if it was a modern cunnilingus?
the techniques changed with the times
ah the best kind of cunnilingus
t.vampire
>2 hours 44 minutes
Kino
The latter part was already debunked by Dominik.
>latina Marilyn
uhm?
Apparently Joyce Carol Oates (the author of the book the screenplay is based on, for anons who aren't paying attention) saw a rough cut of the film awhile back and said
>"It is startling, brilliant, very disturbing and perhaps most surprisingly an utterly 'feminist' interpretation. I'm not sure that any male director has ever achieved anything like this."
Also people who saw audience previews say that the movie is pretty fricking wild
People also said its very similar to Jackie (2016) and Spencer (2021), and they said its also surprisingly violent too
>People also said its very similar to Jackie (2016) and Spencer (2021)
I haven't bothered with Spencer, but Jackie was utterly mediocre, aside from the great score.
That's what I was thinking too: both of those movies were 'meh' at best, so I'm wondering what exactly people mean when they say that Blonde is similar to them
Stop copying reddit comments you homosexuals.
>call somebody out for copying reddit comments
>would have had to have been on reddit to know that they were reddit comments in the first place
touche
How do you know they're reddit comments?
Because I got on reddit. I know right? Fricking gay. But at least I don't copy them which is 100x worse.
Damn, those are some boring movies, and not even boring in a kino sense. They are just completely joyless.
>Jackie (2016) and Spencer (2021
it's a new meme. first person period biopics, of course all of them are about women.. it's aesthetic women love cause it makes them all about themselves.
>yeah jfk just got shot but let me make this about myself.
it's ego cinema at its finest.
>new meme
Name at least three more.
Also both Jackie and Spencer were directed by one guy.
the Christine Chubuk film
the Jean Seberg film
the Tammy Fae film
the Nina Simone film
none of these fall into the description of
>a major event happens but a film is about a woman to appeal to women who want to make it about themselves
Hidden figures
Mary Magdalene, the death of Jesus
Grace of Monaco, is about Rainer vs De Gaulle
Hannah Arendt, is about the Eichmann trial
I Am Greta, is about polar bears or something
Mary is literally a saint and is one of the most important religious figures her stroy is as of any other major biblical figure.
Grace of Monaco I've never seen, I don't think anyone watched that, wasn't it a failure?
Never knew they made a film about her, but her involvement in the trial is major, the banality of evil is now a household concept, and really you can't actually make a biopic about her ignoring the trial.
Greta doc was just green propaganda.
Dude JFK's assassination has been portrayed in plenty of media, no one ever gave a frick about Jackie
>no one ever gave a frick about Jackie
yeah I wonder why. probably nobody cares about some dumb prostitute?
and most of movie about jfk assassination is about post-assassination. the only movie that actually portrayed the events before that was Killing Kennedy which was a terrible made for tv movie. there's also lots of alternative history bullshit like that king miniseries. there was also that terrible zack efron movie. all garbage.
so if you don't care don't watch it?
>he hasn't seen Oliver Stone's JFK
>and most of movie about jfk assassination is about post-assassination
that falls under that
it also basically falls under "alternative fiction" since this movie is basically fricking fiction and oliver stone is a russian asset
>oliver stone is a russian asset
Kys shit lib. Stone was against the Iraq war and the military industrial complex and that's why you hate him.
JFK docs have been done to death. I don't know why it's such a big deal if just one focuses on his wife after he died.
He’s dead the instant the bullet tore through him. How could it be about him? I say this as a misogynist, who else would it be about after that point?
the scene where she's practicing her sleight of hand and how to hide the pistol back up her sleeve after blowing his brains out was very bold, kino even
Do they have a picture in picture view of the inside of her vegana?
>utterly 'feminist' interpretation
What does that mean in non twitter terms?
Monroe has sex
fictional , untrue lies.
There is a scene in the movie where she talks to her unborn fetus that she wants to abort. I'm not even fricking joking.
>Oates insists that the novel is a work of fiction that should not be regarded as a biography.
Weird and icky.
Is this movie is about her being a schizo? That's what I interpret from the teaser
>"It is startling, brilliant, very disturbing and perhaps most surprisingly an utterly 'feminist' interpretation. I'm not sure that any male director has ever achieved anything like this
typical lingo to promote movies as some woke shit, i'll believe it when i see it
>I'm not sure that any male director has ever achieved anything like this
this shit is BS, there are so many "feminist" movies by good male directors, because a good director infuses humanity and sympathetic struggle in their protagonist. Kiarostami comes to mind. Ozu too.
But if someone said "It is startling, brilliant, very disturbing and perhaps most surprisingly an utterly masculine interpretation of the hero's journey. I'm not sure that any female director would ever have achieved anything like this." their career would be over.
the ironic thing is that women directors have actually proved to know how to make a proper masculine hero
They know what they really want in a man. soys will focus on deconstructing characters while women make chads
>Oates insists that the novel is a work of fiction that should not be regarded as a biography.
Is the novel is even interesting?
Never EVER post that or any other pic from that Blade Runner 2049 deleted scene again when you are talking about Blonde. Got it?
>Chopper (2000)
>The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007)
>Killing Them Softly (2012)
>BLONDE (2022)
what kind of cinematography is that?
He also makes music videos
Do you mean filmography?
yeah, I first wrote discography and then I corrected it with cinematography instead, I don't know what I was thinking
Easily done
A surprisingly mediocre one. People were expecting great things from this guy after Jesse James, but it's been 15 years and where is the kino?
Killing Them Softly disappointed me after Jesse James, it just seemed too simple, but it's grown on me massively with every viewing.
He's also directed Nick Cave documentaries on the side, but it is a shame he hasn't done more films.
90% of biopics are wankery garbage.
The true definition of Oscar baits.
This is based on a fiction novel though not a biopic, don't know what I'm going to expect though
does it show joe dimaggio beating the shit out of her
who's gonna play JFK?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caspar_Phillipson
Some Danish guy whose entire career is based on him looking like JFK
>Hector
>Hector
>Hector
>Hector
He does really look like JFK kek
She resembles Monroe really well. Was she Cuban too?
Based Anita de Arma she keeps rising.
a friend's girlfriend doesn't wanna go to cinema every time Ana is playing because she can't stop seething at our faces when we look at Ana's cuteness.
Just frick her already, dude
pathetic incel
looks kino. Will torrent day one.
Doesn't look like her at all, she had some gingerness to her.
Heard like five words from her and her accent already sounds terrible.
I’m only watching this for the nudity but why did they hire someone who speaks English as a second language to play a real person who spoke English naturally with a specific accent
It's a film, not real life. Who gives a frick. Hopkins looks nothing like Nixon yet he inhabited his aura perfectly. I would rather see that than some homosexual carbon copy that fails flat due to it only being a poor imitation.
Did you ask yourself the same question during Mulholland Drive?
>Ana de Armas
Why the frick wasn't he consulted?
>ana de armas
Why did Ana agree to play a drug addict israelite prostitute? Haven't we had enough of this israelite already?
Will we see Anna’s pussy?
Does the NC17 rating mean we get to see kitty? I'm so ready
My fear is we get a period accurate rug
down there and don’t get the real thing
>period accurate rug
Who cares about some actress? What's even the point of making this?
women love to rescue famously misrepresented and misunderstood women from history. men do it all the time, chud.
Ironic chapocel posting is getting stale
I wouldn't expect a pathetic zoomer like you to know anything about pop culture beyond youtubers and twitch streamers, but Marilyn Monroe is basically the most famous woman of all time. And her life could potentially make for some genuine kino, which has yet to be done.
>muh pop culture
Who gives a fricking shit, braindead moron?
a Latina monroe wtf
NC-17?!
>tfw originally this was supposed to star the most beautiful woman in the world, but she dropped out
was it suppose to take place after she died?
ugly manface
>Here's that 30 year old actress Marilyn I was telling you about.
She looks better than any woman in her 30s, and besides she was attached to the project in 2014.
good
she already did in the help
I want to have sex with Ana, both her and and her character.
Honestly, I just can't wait for all the fat American women b***hing how Merilyn is portrayed by a skinny actress.
>Marilyn Monroe shit
Nah I’m good. b***h has been dead for 100 years and weirdos still shill her for some reason
>there are scumsucking subhuman homosexuals on this board who deny that Jesse James is the greatest film of this century
nice shit taste
This b***h doesn't look anything like Mariella, but at least the laugh is on point.
She better get naked, my dick is fricking hard right now.
Looks fricking kino, this is what Netflix should be making, not le squid game in real life.
This.
>she didn’t put on weight to play thicc marilyn
cringe
>barely any dialogue of her talking because her accent is obvious
hahaha dead on arrival
>cast latina to play marilyn monroe
>don't even take advantage of her gordita genes and make her put on weight for the role
the architect in me is disappointed
i cant believe she posted 'sucks to be you starving african kids jajajaja' along side this vid
that last shot is very Black Swan
why is it NC-17? are we gonna see peepee in vagoo sex? cumshots to her face?
I can only pray
SAG rules forbid penetration, visible mouth on gentials, and such, but they can use non-union body doubles and fake cum
>here's your marilyn monroe bro
Schizophrenia is.........le bad?!
Does anyone know the quick summary of the novel? A movie star going schizo giving me Perfect Blue vibe
way too good looking to play Monroe. should have cast a mental ill frumpy prostitute whose had at least 3 abortions
We get to travel back to the 1960s/sane world for a few hours.
I just watched a deep fake with Ana and then it recommended one with Marilyn. They are pretty well done but its kinda strange seeing a glamorous actress get turned into a prostitute like that.
>a glamorous actress get turned into a prostitute like that
Anon, do you not know anything about Marilyn Monroe?
Her hair is wrong - Munro had a noticeable widows peak - this wig they are using sux, also the actress is too thin.
i dont buy her. she's got too much "Im Acting" and no gravitas. sorry ana you were cute in BR but you're outta your depth, i wish you well
thats every actor under the age of 30, no one has genuine emotions or creativity anymore and has to fake it, art is dead
Wahman suffering again, white men bad.
Just watching this made me tear up. Marilyn was such a misunderstood strong woman. Can’t wait to hear her story. I couldn’t imagine the waves she would make if she was young and alive now instead of then.