Andy Kaufman fricks me up. Man dies at 35 from lung cancer and never smoked. How the frick do I not live in constant paranoia?
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Andy Kaufman fricks me up. Man dies at 35 from lung cancer and never smoked.
Find something to live for
Any ideas?
Not really. A family?
Never had a girlfriend. I have a job, my own place, can drive, but am otherwise exceptionally moronic.
I recommend finding something to chronicle. A person, a subculture, an era. Try to become an expert in something interesting to you
Short term pleasures. Be as hedonistic as possible
Having children, video games and JAV.
There are no women worth breeding
Video games are just as bad as film
I really hate JAV and am tired of porn in general
It's over.
The Enlightenment and it's consequences has been a disaster for the human race.
I tend to worry about a lot of things
You know what really fricks me up? If he smoked and people thought he died because of that.
>Man dies at 35 from lung cancer and never smoked. How the frick do I not live in constant paranoia?
People who are self-centered enough to be neurotic about their health of all things should be kidnapped, detained, and forced through human testing trials for experimental drugs.
Don't live in the city. Cancer is literally 90% caused by industrial pollution.
Did you look like this at 25?
Kaufman lived like absolutely shit. If he had simply ate right and excerised his body would have never have allowed the cancer cells to develop. It's been scientifically proven fasting fricking kills them for god's sake
>trust me bro
>I have no will power and never go an hour without food in my stomach
Your problem, not mine
kaufman didn't drink, smoke, or do drugs, practised yoga and tm, and was a vegetarian
>mrw 32yo smoking 15 cigs/day since I was 14yo
Ssame, but 31 and recently upped them to 2 packs a day
here's to hoping we're like that 90yo life-long chain smoker
Why? Life is already cringe at 30
Frick off. Your addiction is not the disease. You are. Gluttony is your sin. You are disgusting.
Whatever, dork
wtf is tsu man doing in john wick and are his teeth gold
I started when I was 16 and quit a month ago, I’m 30. I miss it but I saw how bad cancer was for my mom and I don’t wanna go through that
Savvy anons developing an immunity to carcinogens
>he never smoked
He second hand smoked 30 packs a day. Those nightclubs killed him. You'll be fine.
Second hand smoke isn't real..or should I say isn't health damaging.
>akshually 2nd hand smoke isnt real
>akshually smoking doesnt cause cancer
Wow i didnt know i was in the presence of Dr. Chud
Second hand smoke isn't health damaging
Yes it is. Proven beyond doubt many times over. Why are you moronic
How was it proven?
Have a look on pubmed, im not going to sit here and argue with someone who thinks smoking has no link to lung cancer. Frick off moron
>Pubmed
Oh shit I guess it must be true. government wouldn't lie or have an agenda
>probably Black person hand wrote that
b***h stfu
>Seething because he can't face reality
Sad
So you don’t know
[SMOKE.]
Second hand smoke isn't health damaging
Why didn't the entire previous generation die at 40 since smoking indoors was alllowed pretty much everywhere? Secondhand smoke is not nothing but saying incidental exposure like what he had killed him is beyond overblown
>since smoking indoors was alllowed pretty much everywhere
Because usually you weren't in a room with 100 other people all smoking.
I think he did smoke when he was younger but not for very long. There seems to be a weird correlation between stopping smoking and getting cancer too.
There's a theory my uncle told me, he's a physician and he said that when you quit smoking cold turkey you risk causing your cells going into overdrive trying to fix themselves/heal from the cigarettes and it causes your cells to rapidly mutate and turn cancerous.
Nonsense
Was his entire act being unfunny and annoying on purpose?
yes, he was ahead of his time. He would have had a million tiktok dollaridooos
was he one of those non smokers who does weed alcohol and coke and all kinds of other shit.
You might have prostate cancer right now. Better schedule an arse rape from your doctor just in case.
>named cough-man
>dies of lung cancer
Kojima tier writing
The rates of lung cancer are no higher in smokers than they are in non-smokers once you factor out all the other contributing factors (family history, occupation, location). There is lots of cancer that smoking does cause (mouth, throat, stomach, eye) but lung isn't on the list. And there are lots of lung diseases smoking causes (emphysema, bronchitis) but cancer is not on the list.
In fact the connection between lung cancer and smoking is encouraged by tobacco companies since it was easier for them to win that court case than any of the literally hundreds of other conditions for which smoking is a causal factor, including the big one which is heart disease.
He probably got lung cancer by inhaling Radon which is a radioactive gas present in the soil of much of North America released by plowing or construction work.
>He probably got lung cancer by inhaling Radon which
yeah, you dont have to theorize some crackpot theory. He spent half his life in smokey nightclubs and the other half in bingo halls wrestling women and Lawler for nickles.
Radon isn't really crackpot as a contributing factor at the very least depending on the area. It's literally everywhere but most people just choose to ignore it. Ignorance doesn't stop it from being a radioactive particle though.
Pic related are my radon numbers this year, and this is considered low
Bananas are radioactive. Soil is radioactive. Sitting in an airplane gives you a big radiation dose because you lose some of the cushion of the atmosphere.
Radon is something that shows up on a societal level, population level, and they try to fix it because statistically it pushes the risk up a little bit.
On an individual level, if you drive without your seatbelt a couple of times you will have taken on more risk than a lifetime of living in a radon house. These are extremely small dice rolls that show up once you study populations in aggregate.
Objectively false on so many levels, how and why do you morons like you exist
Smokers are obviously dramatically overrepresented in lung cancer cases
They are because smokers are also overrepresented amongst the poor who tend to have jobs like agriculture, construction, and mining that exposes them to a lot of fine particles, and in North America, radon.
Radon is radioactive, it causes cancer.
Radon deposits are prevalent underneath almost all of the midwest, basically from texas to hudson bay. And that is where you find smokers with lung cancer, it's also where you find non-smokers with lung cancer, but you also find a lot more smokers in those regions.
Another place you find a lot of smokers is in southern france and northern italy, but you don't find high rates of lung cancer there because no radon and less construction and mining.
But if you're a midwestern farmer with a family history of cancer, you can smoke your heart out you're getting cancer regardless. And the tobacco companies fricking know it which is why they tried the test case (the one that sets the precedent) specifically on lung cancer cases in Kansas. That's how they bought an extra 30 years of selling cigarettes to children.
Kaufman hated himself and it’s why he got cancer
Why don't I have cancer then?
Who says you don't?
you’ll get some autoimmune disease then maybe
you do but your immune cells are clearing it out right now. say thank you.
>make a friend in middle school
>we both like halo a lot
>go over to his house because I don't have an xbox
>parents are chain smokers. and I can hardly breath there
>like halo so I ignore it
>ffw a few years we are no longer friends
>turns out he was a giant butthole
>get a job working in restaurants
>don't like to take breaks because the only spot to sit outside is full of chain smokers
>can't sit inside because it's cramped quarters and people are working
>boss forces me to take breaks because he's afraid of being sued for whatever worker rights
Never smoked but I have about 9 years of secondhand smoke. For a shitty friends and a shitty job. Hindsight is a b***h.
TO THE unbelieving materialist, man is simply an evolutionary accident. His hopes of survival are strung on a figment of mortal imagination; his fears, loves, longings, and beliefs are but the reaction of the incidental juxtaposition of certain lifeless atoms of matter. No display of energy nor expression of trust can carry him beyond the grave. The devotional labors and inspirational genius of the best of men are doomed to be extinguished by death, the long and lonely night of eternal oblivion and soul extinction. Nameless despair is man’s only reward for living and toiling under the temporal sun of mortal existence. Each day of life slowly and surely tightens the grasp of a pitiless doom which a hostile and relentless universe of matter has decreed shall be the crowning insult to everything in human desire which is beautiful, noble, lofty, and good.
Isn't pic related from the movie where Jim Carrey went off the deep end playing him?
while some health stuff is in your control, a lot of it is just luck of the draw
no point in worrying about it too much
It's all about genetics, some people can smoke like a chimney their entire lives and never get cancer. Others get it later in life.
You could also be hit by a drunk driver or struck by lightning or mugged or have a heart attack or be in a car accident or hundreds of other possibilities.
You'll die when you die, get over it.
He worked in comedy clubs before the smoking ban. He was inhaling a ridiculous amount of smoke.
Go join the Amish and start growing your own food, when you get sick go out to the dying hole
>people are afraid of dying
Never understood this. Then again I’ve always been alone and a loser.
Only thing I’m afraid of is outright pain. If I was told I had lung cancer and would die a slow and painful death I’d probably just become a heroin user and overdose
Woah you're pretty badass
Really though what does being alone and or being a loser have to do with being afraid of dying?
>Woah you're pretty badass
Not being afraid of the general concept of death isn’t badass
>Really though what does being alone and or being a loser have to do with being afraid of dying?
Because you don’t really have much to lose. If I had a wife and kids I’d probably have much more fear of losing either them or the ability to see them.
As it is nobody is harmed much if a bus hit me tomorrow
You're less likely to be afraid of dying when you have less to lose, so your reasoning makes no sense.
Can you elaborate? What I said
pretty much matches what you
Did you misunderstand?
Sorry. I misread what you said. I thought you said something along the lines of "but then again I'm not a loser".
My apologies anon, I hope your life turns around soon. I feel a similar way about myself, we'll get there bro.
>two uncles died out of lung cancer
>brother started smoking
c'est fini
>never smoked
Tony Clifton would disagree big time.
that's bob zmuda
They're two different people.
He died of not being funny
Anon, you get cancer every day.
All over your body.
It’s just that normally those cells can be handled by your immune response. You can get cancer that becomes dangerous any time it mutates resistance. Once you get old you will likely have ongoing cancers in your body; prostate cancer in men is virtually certain over time - the thing is most cancers are also slow growing, so slow you’ll die before they become a problem.
Your body wasn’t built to last. Everything you do is destructive. Being bombarded with radiation from the sun is enough to start fricking up your DNA which can start a cancer. Yes, sunlight is enough to hurt you. Skin cancer is incredibly common. But even metabolic processes produces free radicals that can break you down. Yes, just eating food is dismantling you.
You’re a blob of goo that needs to stay intact long enough to breed. Since you’re here you’re not likely to. Let’s call it nature’s little mistake.
Oh my god, you blew my mind maaaan, woooow. Frick off with that cringe shit.
Comedians back in the day had a lot of health problems because the venues were filled with smoke. That's probably what happened.
>How the frick do I not live in constant paranoia?
By understanding that death is the only time it is ever possible to truly know peace.
Sucks to be you then, because you'll just instantly wake up into another life. Death isn't real.
>eternal nothingness
>suddenly you exist, guess it wasn't eternal nothingness?
>when you die, it'll become eternal nothingness... again? Logic, what's that?
How about you stop being an esl b***h
happened to screech too
Don’t be a pussy who spends his waking hours in fear of death? You could get in a car accident tomorrow. Hit by a drunk driver. Who cares? Find something you’ve always wanted to do and do it. Fearing death is one of the most pussy traits a human being can have. It’s right up there with caring what other people think of you. Live your fricking life, man.
people saying they wouldnt fear death have never been close to dying
if you have, you know its fricking terrifying
you are biologically built to recognize this
doesnt mean you have to be in constant fear of it, but pretending you would face it with a straight face is tremendous cope for the sheltered
granted, if youre some loser with nothing going on, i can see how you would convince yourself this is the case
I smoke 2-3 packs of cigarettes a day and I’ve found white spots in my mouth. I got hit by a truck when I was out riding my bike and I never felt more alive when I woke up and my bed was covered in blood. The only thing that scares me is the prison sentence I would get if I ever took a woman’s advice to “man up.” This world is a zoo we built for ourselves and I find no enjoyment in it. You really feel alive coming back again and again to this same shitty website and posting stupid shit in the small chance there might be a payoff?
that has nothing to do with anything i said, if anything your reaction only reinforces my point
>its NO U episode, posting on an image board edition
who said anything about posting here making anyone feel alive? i do plenty of things that make me feel alive, and i dont larp like you morons do
>wah wah i cant find enjoyment in the world
not my problem
when its time to step up youre going to wish you had put in a little more effort though
this anon gets it
being in the presence of, or directly confronting it, will change how you feel, like it or not
>thinking people aren't accepting of it
missing the point entirely
good lord you Black folk are dumb
I watched my brother die in his bed from cancer and I still remember him telling me how afraid he was. I felt so damn scared for him.
That’s sad, but you should’ve told him there’s nothing to fear about the inevitable. You are going to die. Please, for the love of god, accept it. Deathbed sobbers are pathetic.
>people saying they wouldnt fear death have never been close to dying
Wrong, you have no clue. I nearly bled out and the closer I got to the end the less pain I felt and the calmer I was. There is nothing to fear, it's like falling asleep only it lasts quite a bit longer.
I think I hate the kind of person you are most of all. There's a certain archetype that upon encountering any person "stronger" than them they immediately need to find ways to tear that person down to their level, even if there are no levels and it's just a difference in perspective.
Anyway, the next time you talk about something, make it something you've actually experienced instead of posturing like you know what's up. You don't.
>Andy Kaufman fricks me up. Man dies at 35 from lung cancer and never smoked. How the frick do I not live in constant paranoia?
This was the 70's: EVERYONE was smoking constantly. And he went to bars and brothels: lots of smoking. So it was a clear case of 2nd hand smoke.
I just want a beautiful woman to shoot me. I'm pretty much done with this life.
You could always do it in front of a beautiful woman.
Idk that's a mortal sin. I'm not religious but why take the chance.
Plus the point is her shooting.
Bring two guns, hand her one while pointing the other one at her head, and threaten that if she doesn’t kill you you’ll kill her. Problem solved.
Kino
>he worries about things over which he has no control
Thats robotnik from the sonic movie!
nicotine and tobacco are not dangerous for your health in fact they have many benefits. the problem is the harmful chemicals added in the commercial production of cigarettes and vapes.
I agree. Nicotine frees your mind.