Now Zeus may be the pinnacle of horndogs, but I dont think even he would chance that stunt. Hades would unleash hell, bury Olympus, and call his mother in law to give Zeus' dick frostbite
>implying big media slop and indie slop don't shill relentlessly here
There's zero chance something niche like this with so few views naturally gets near constant threads here
>1000 views per episode?
reminds me of Fist of the Borf Star. Constant threads on Cinemaphile about it but based on the viewcounts at the time I swear 100% of those views had to have come from people in the threads
they dont even pay their voiceactors but have enough money to pay people to post about their show on Cinemaphile? a site that the creators hate and dont want anything to do with?
seems plausible if you think about it
>a site that the creators hate and dont want anything to do with
Did they really say that? I mean I'd have the same reaction if I saw some of the stuff posted here
yes
if you remember the tatoo incident
the image originaly came from their discord
the person with the tatoo found out because they got harassed over it on DC
they then said to watch out because artwork is being reposted on Cinemaphile
the creators then went on to say that Cinemaphile is a terrible site and they never used it to begin with and also put a rule in place that makes it forbidden for art to be reposted without the artists permission
iam sure a screenshot of the creators messages regarding the issue was sent here aswell
8 months ago
Anonymous
I wasn't around at that time, only started lurking here right before Zag made his appearance. But thanks.
Honestly still not sure what to make of the creators of this thing, watched the two West Patch episodes and I’m not impressed by the whole "WOAH DID YOU SEE THAT GLITCH THAT WAS SO CREEPY" thing they're going for
8 months ago
Anonymous
i feel like they were less going for outright scary and just more unnerving
the voice acting was very amateurish but what do you expect? its just freelance voiceactors doing it for the heck of it
the scene where the kids were throwing stones against the other kids window and one of the windows breaking and it being just left uncommented certainly made me feel a little unease
8 months ago
Anonymous
I guess we'll never know what they were really going for with only two episodes, but the fact that they brand their works as analog horror doesn't make me feel optimistic. I actually liked the last Angel Hare case because there was no glitchfrickery going on
8 months ago
Anonymous
>freelance voiceactors
Much better than those union sof of a b***hes!
8 months ago
Anonymous
The fact that you have people that are obviously from the official discord is more than proof enough of shilling. The comments on Cinemaphile seems like an obvious attempt to cover their ass, they still benefit from the shameless advertisement.
Maybe you should actually read your dumb magic sky man book >And the angel of the LORD appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed.
According to google: >Archangel of the Eastern Domains >"Crown of God"; archangel of messenger, protection, guardians, and the patron Angel of valor and bravery.
What source on goggle did you pull from, anon? Zagzagel is the angel of wisdom, who brought the light of truth and knowledge both to mankind and other angels. Zaggy is the instructor of all other angels so they can do their work on Earth, and works incredibly closely with GABRIEL. Zagzagel urges us to find the truth no matter how hidden. First actual article on google.
Zaggy is here to bring the “truth” of Gabby’s disappearance to Jonah by helping him find it. He’s gonna be here for a while. It’s an obvious season long mystery.
>Jonah, why is everything red? It smells terrible here? I just got catcalled by this weird spider flamboyant spider and why are their pentagrams everywhere?!
>You're telling me these are supposed to be demons? I thought this cartoon was about people made of licorice. And what's with the dogs? The cephali dont go to hell, the Pope ordered it so.
>Zaggy arrives >Show improves tenfold
Adding a “good is not nice” snarky anti-hero with dark coloration is a proven sure fire way to bless any media piece
Jonah's obsession with Gabby has major sexual undertones. If I were in Jonah's position, I'd know to leave well enough alone. Angels come and go as needed, you're supposed to get on with your life after they leave. I certainly wouldn't develop a romantic attraction to one.
Jonah is also dealing with a memory loss on what exactly happened to his dad. Although, he had a chance to ask when he found Gabby again.
Yeah, he's a furry with an incest fetish. Like everyone on 4chin he is willing to upset god and the divine order of the cosmos to get his Waifu to say erotic words over a twitch stream while he stands in a dark room doing god knows what.
Jonah obviously sees Gabby as a motherfigure. She was literally nurturing and protecting him. If Jonah is thinking about her sexually it's going to be tied to how motherly she was to him.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Well, we are the professionals so I'll make the distinction.
>Jonah has a raging furry mommy fetish. It's so strong that he is defying god and may violate the cosmic order to find her. Some weebs think their waifu is real but Jonah knows his is.
Gabby loves Jonah in a motherly way.
Jonah loves Gabby in a strange way
You're an idiot. Jonah has a good relationship with his mom. If anything, Gabby was like a big sister to him.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Gabby was like a big sister to him.
Are you making an incest joke? Is that it? Because Jonah's feelings towards Gabby seem pretty unhealthy to me.
I'd seperaye mommy kinks from incest. One wants a woman to treat him like a mother would, another wants a woman to be related to him. There's a lot of crossover, but they're different.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Well, we are the professionals so I'll make the distinction.
>Jonah has a raging furry mommy fetish. It's so strong that he is defying god and may violate the cosmic order to find her. Some weebs think their waifu is real but Jonah knows his is.
Did you not see the way he talks about her? He literally set his profile picture to her face. He is horny for the rabbit.
8 months ago
Anonymous
You need to get some b***hes, bad.
8 months ago
Anonymous
So does Jonah.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Again, you're projecting too much from excessive cooming both figuratively and literally.
8 months ago
Anonymous
When a man obsesses over a woman who isn't his mother or sister, says she's important to him, say he needs to find her, and holds hands with her, that usually means he's romantically attracted to her.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Do you actually think he wants to frick her?
8 months ago
Anonymous
the coomer brains on here are always doing tons of self projecting
they would frick the bunny girl so obviously jonah would do the same
these people have no idea what romantic love feels like even so they can only comprehend hornyness
8 months ago
Anonymous
His obsession with her is extremely weird. Do you think he is love with her sexually?
8 months ago
Anonymous
all love is obsession and can be seen as weird from the outside
they both love eachother and should have the right to be together
its why gabby is currently trying her best to leave the cartoon world and become real for jonah
8 months ago
Anonymous
Does he love her platonically or romantically?
8 months ago
Anonymous
romanticly i think when looking at tape 6 atleast
>enjoying thread >go to bed >wake up >thread is still up but every post made in the past 8 hours is complete shit
Ffs, I hate when that happens
aaaaa gabby *kisskisskisskiss*
8 months ago
Anonymous
>its why gabby is currently trying her best to leave the cartoon world and become real for jonah
That’s not going to end badly
8 months ago
Anonymous
i expect bittersweet or tragic ending atleast...but ill still try to be hopeful that they can somehow make it
8 months ago
Anonymous
Maybe they can create hybrid rabbit people to replace humanity
8 months ago
Anonymous
>wall of cope
he wants to put a bun in that buns oven
8 months ago
Anonymous
....i mean yeah...but that doesnt have anything to do with my thoughts on jonah and gabby and people pretending like hes some crazy maniac stalking this poor bunny girl when they are both clearly in love with eachother
8 months ago
Anonymous
Gabby loves Jonah in a motherly way.
Jonah loves Gabby in a strange way
8 months ago
Anonymous
so being in love with someone is strange for you but killing some kids abuse dad is motherly love? (still not sure whetever jonah got instructed by gabby to kill his dad with a gun or if gabby took it into her own hands)
theire both clearly somewhat messed up which is why theire perfect for eachother
8 months ago
Anonymous
>killing some kids abuse dad is motherly love
Do you feel sorry for Ted Bundy or Jefferey Dahmer?
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Do you feel sorry for Ted Bundy or Jefferey Dahmer?
If they murdered abusive dads on the regular sure
8 months ago
Anonymous
>killing some kids abuse dad is motherly love
Yes. A mother (at least a good one) would kill to protect her child. Setting that aside, Gabby is Jonah's guardian angel, its her duty to protect Jonah. If she knew Jonah's father was a threat to his life, then it became her duty to eliminate that threat.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Gabby is Jonah's guardian angel, its her duty to protect Jonah
That made me realize Jonah's father had a guardian angel too, like everyone else, which is why Gabby needed to make Jonah defend himself. As bad as he was, it was the duty of that guardian angel to protect Jonah's father so it obviously would have stopped Gabby from directly killing him.
7 months ago
Anonymous
While this would be interesting, I have to imagine that Jonah's father's guardian angel had to have either been pulled back, or he basically stepped aside to let it happen...and now I can't help but wonder, what if Zaggy was Jonah's father's guardian angel?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Even if Zag is Zagzagel (due to the nature of her job) I doubt Gabby is THE Gabriel. What I mean is that Gabby the in-show character was called that to make an obvious blibical reference but the angel making the character act weirdly probably has another name.
That or people get angels of all tiers assigned randomly and some are lucky enough to get even Michael. Pic related.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Oh my god, someone mentioned anime Gabby earlier, but I didn't even consider Digimon or Pokemon. Though I'm sure Zaggy would appreciate becoming an Andiramon, more than a Lopunny.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Either would be great.
7 months ago
Anonymous
this post inspired me to try sketching an anime styled gabby (ignore all the other stuff on the page it's just references)
7 months ago
Anonymous
PLEASE learn about Wonder 3 (by Osamu Tezuka) and israeliteelpet's Ruby.
7 months ago
Anonymous
lined version
7 months ago
Anonymous
cute
8 months ago
Anonymous
I think he's certainly romantically attracted to her. Even if it didn't start out that way, a man having all that adoration and obsession with a woman will cause him to start feeling romantic attachment towards her.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I mean, she seems very nice and her voice is very nice.
I think finding out a big part of your childhood was erased from your memory, with physical evidences of angels and god existing would be a pretty big fricking deal worth obsessing over.
Maybe for you. I'd assume the forgotten memories were forgotten for a reason if they involved the supernatural. I also don't need evidence for angels or God since I'm already a firm believer. The only interest I'd have in the tapes at all would be as an indirect to indirectly contact God. Even then, I'd have no reason to think the angel would come back unless God sent him, and if he did, I wouldn't need the tapes.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I can imagine a lot of people would obsess over evidence that the divine are real. I'd probably be one of them being honest.
7 months ago
Anonymous
If you do really want evidence, I'd recommend looking into holy relics. The Ethiopian Christian Church, for example, claims to have the real Ark of The Covenant. They actually have a decent for it too, tracing their roots back to the son of King Solomon and the Queen of Sheba. They have a lot of accompanying artefacts which seem legitimate.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks for the recommendation, I'll definitely take a look into this.
>She is a real angel who saved him from his abusive dad
Gabriel is either genderless or male and doesn't look like a rabbit. Jonah is obsessed with the form Gabriel took to help him, which is a cartoon waifu.
It's a bit up in the air. The show is deriving from old christianity when there was a lot of lore and more than one single book. Some Angel's were male, some were female, so were cosmic horrors seen only in some mad arab's dream.
He's not the angel of patience, he's the angel of "shut up and listen." It makes sense that he isnt interested in guiding kids or putting up with Jonah being a simp. He delivers messages and it up to the person to listen to it.
Well he's mentioned both patience and wisdom so looks like we have a winner.
This show sucks.
I think it's flawed, but I'm curious enough to see where it's going. The weakest link is Jonah IMHO. Who does breathing<< as they wait to watch a kid's cartoon, possessed or not?
He's still fixable... but man, not a stellar start.
>Who does breathing<< as they wait to watch a kid's cartoon, possessed or not?
Tbf, that was when he got confirmation that he wasn't hallucinating a cartoon rabbit being his guardian angel. That sounds way more schizophrenic when typed out.
I think that's the premise. The user and the pics provided in threads means that the content is available to all until it's not and the reaction and obsession outside of just the videos us the continuation.
Creepypasta clickbait and the matpat type trying to figure it out getting weirder because of it could be fun to watch. Throw in an unhinged twitter account and someone in the fan community and I'd eat that shit up.
would god approve of marriage between me and gabby? i swear i will be loyal to her and would do my best to be a great husband for her (even if i have to deal with jonah trying to kill me)
Praise and worship, maybe, but love? Why give us the capacity to love and tell us not to use it, especially if its directed towards a living example of what we should all strive towards?
Angels are basically cosmic algorithms, rather than traditional 'people'. They're an ideal worth attaining in terms of morals certainly, but they lack free will or the capacity to be more than what their purpose dictates.
>they lack free will or the capacity to be more than what their purpose dictates.
Not really. When Satan fell all angels exercised their free will on whether to join him or remain with God.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Satan/Lucifer and the fallen angels aren't comparable to sinful humans. Just as loyalist angels are "cosmic algorithms" of virtue, as the other anon put it, demons are cosmic algorithms of evil. That's why God will never forgive them. They're spiritual, omniscient, divine beings. God forgives us because we're stupid mortals who know not what we do. Demons DO know what they do. They are omnimalevolent, just as God is omnibenevolent.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Then why was lucifer ever NOT "fallen"?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Do you have any scripture to prove that? Or did it come to you in a dream?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Gotta say this is the first time I've ever seen a take like this. It certainly makes for interesting thinking, I don't exactly agree with it, but it would lead to a very interesting cosmology to say the least.
7 months ago
Anonymous
why did he create them
7 months ago
Anonymous
Because omnibenevolence is a hell of a drug.
8 months ago
Anonymous
What makes them evil is having full knowledge and evidence of the positive outcome behind God's decisions, but still defying them.
If you obey them they're intentionally leading you astray for funsies.
There was those Angel's that fricked human women and birthed the nephilim. They had enough free will to break the rules.
8 months ago
Anonymous
And the Watchers got instantly punished for breeding abominations. Angels CAN break the rules, but it's a bad idea.
8 months ago
Anonymous
There was those Angel's that fricked human women and birthed the nephilim. They had enough free will to break the rules.
Are those the giants?
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, like Goliath. Honestly the whole thing about the Persians having a bunch of soldiers who were descended from nephilum is a bit of a contradiction if they were all wiped out in the flood. What? Did one hide out on Noah's ark? Noah be all like its finally over then this 8 foot motherfricker climbs from the bottom of the boat and be all like SURPRISE MITHERFRICKER
8 months ago
Anonymous
All of the interpretations I've heard say that more nephtilim were created after the flood. They got genocided by Israel though.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, the bible version I was taught was pretty ass.
I don't think we're not allowed to love them as in hold them up as ideals to reach, and platonic love. But romantic love is probably a no, because it would either interfere with their duties as angels, or it's to keep humans from only desiring angels. Why would anyone ever want another human if you could love an angel?
The same reason we can love people who are out of our league, no? Institutional Christianity is biased towards functional family units for the sake of reproduction, not romantic passion. People already settle or fall in love with people besides their ideal waifu for thousands of years
Considering we see Zaggy going through Gabby's "home" in the show and seeing him throwing out books that we don't really see. Anyone else wondering if this is actually Gabby's house? As Zaggy is treating it a lot more like a detective would a residence rather than say a studio set.
i like that this show has found some fans on Cinemaphile even tho the first few threads we had were sometimes a bit unpleasant due to our resident schizo
gabby is for hugs and kisses
Something just came to me, the early theory was that Zaggy was investigating Gabby as he was Gabby's boss. But if this episode confirms Gabby as one of the seraphim, in Christian tradition atleast, there is no higher order of angels. So the question then becomes is Zaggy a fellow Seraphim or another class of angel?
He could be a cherub, which would put him either in a similar tier, about equal to her, just below, or outright superior to her.
I came up with the idea so I had to illustrate it too. I tried to draw Zaggy in Vivzie's style but he came out more like an old Cartoon Network character now. The experimental Gabby was the closest one to that style (not even sure if it has a specific artstyle, seems like it's just about drawing the character slender and with huge eyes and mouth? I'm not that familiar with that show)
Zag not taking anyone's shit in that setting would be amazing to watch.
Cherubim are the highest ranked angels in Heaven, only answering Christ and God himself. There are only two Cherubim ever mentioned in the Bible. Those being Lucifer and Michael. I don't think Zaggy is a Cherubim.
For Christians atleast, there are different classes of angels, each with different duties, like messangers, guards...etc. The Seraphim are basically the cream of the crop, six-winged angels of fire that guard God's throne, eternally chanting. Atleast that's what I remember from when I was a kid, I need to read up on the angelic heirarchy.
I came up with the idea so I had to illustrate it too. I tried to draw Zaggy in Vivzie's style but he came out more like an old Cartoon Network character now. The experimental Gabby was the closest one to that style (not even sure if it has a specific artstyle, seems like it's just about drawing the character slender and with huge eyes and mouth? I'm not that familiar with that show)
Glad you guys like it! I might post one more thing tomorrow or at least before the new Tape when it's going to be invalidated lol. I'll still be around since as a Christian I'm naturally interested in the Christian elements of the series and I'm curious on how whether TEP will deliver a proper course of action
>Be me, an angel for the god's above >have to deal with some obessed manchild who's gotten a little too close to one of my co-workers >Turns out said co-worked just bailed out of nowhere? leaving me with this weirdo >fml.png >Ask him to change the stream or whatever he was using to something else >Instead of sending me to somewhere normal, I'm stuck in some red city that smells of urine and sadness >Turns out he sent me to some show called "Hell of a boss" or something along the lines of that >Explore the city, too much sex and drugs everywhere >Literally I cannot talk 2 feet without someone either getting murdered, having sex, getting wasted on something unholy, or all 3 at the same time >Meet this weird pink spider person getting thrown out a loud building with nights >Said he would "lovingly succulate on my holy rod" for 5 dollars >Tell him to find jesus and walk off while that manchild was giggling behind the screen
Spent too much time on this one trying to get it right and the poses are still barely readable. Need to actually practice more dynamic poses and stuff than draw the same shit over and over
>not even sure if it has a specific artstyle
It's "deviantART-esque", Vivzie's style is obviously inspired by the works of sparkledog furries from that site. >I'm not that familiar with that show
Evidently, considering that you (and everyone else here) seem to ignore that angels have appeared in the show.
Angels in Vivzie's stuff come in multiple forms. Like, Exterminators look hilariously different (almost out of place even) to the cherubs like the ones you posted.
west patch
show by the same creators that sadly never got finished (that has also been privated but you can still find the 2 ep links on their facebook page)
it loosely connects to angel hare with the company Keith Publishing and kinda using the same theme
thats legit all i can tell you
they only made 2 episodes and clearly planned for a third one so it was never finished
just look for the west patch on google, find the facebook page and the episodes on there
its still worth a watch
>Marguerite Padilly
She's listed as an admin on this fake fan website and as a producer for The West Patch. The West Patch is supposedly adapting stories written by a Julia Padilly, btw.
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It's literally run by the girls making Angel Hare, homosexual. I just found it because anon above mentioned The West Patch, which is in the URL.
I just had a thought that might back up the idea that Francis is some kind of alchemist. In Tape 4 Francis steals one of Gabby's "Angel Feathers." Not some mundane thing like a book, or a toy or something else a children's cartoon might choose for a lying/theft episode, instead they went with one of her feathers. Makes me wonder if this is a reference to the past. Maybe that's why Gabby specifically responded when Francis called out. It was some piece of her, like a feather, that was used in whatever ritual, alchemy...etc, he was performing.
Never expected this thread would make me realize I really need to brush up on my angelology, but that's part of why I love this site. Only real discussion topic I can think of at the moment is, any thoughts of keeping Gabby's involvement in Jonah's father's disappearance as ambiguous, or have it confirmed?
To get the thread even slightly back on topic. Doesn't the newest episode confirm that even if they are real beings that the laws of the universe thy are in apply to them. After all Francis teleports from his house on the ground to Gabby's home up in heaven to get his drawing of his vision by walking off-screen.
Sort of. They seem to generally function according to the laws of the reality they're in, as Zag does seem to be limited by the nature of the show itself in how he expresses his form.
Yes, a new indie cartoon.
the creators say it's analog horror but it's not scary and it's actually very wholesome.
It's about angels being real and communicating through a christian cartoon.
watch it:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDf4D84f4DIR_KAN3Sc7T76zbDtsbEV67
What it is: >"analog horror" Youtube series that isn't scary at all, just maybe a little unsettling sometimes, sort of. There's some distorted music, and implications of murder >no jumpscares or spoopy face bleeding
What it's about, TL;DR: >guy named Jonah finds his childhood cartoon is way different than he remembers, tries to figure out why >also learns a little about himself
Full season 1 recap: >guy named Jonah grew up with his mom in a Christian household and watched a lot of a show called Angel Hare, and loves the show >finds a rerelease VHS set at a thrift store and buys it >watches it, but realizes it's way different than he remembers >rummages around and finds his beat-up old VHS recordings >watches the original recordings and finds they're super personal, with the Angel Gabby character talking directly to him as a kid, referring to him by name, reacting to his actions, even disregarding the episode's plot entirely just to interact with Jonah >she's literally his guardian angel >while watching, he learns he used to have an abusive, violent dad, and that Gabby helped Jonah dismantle his dad's gun, hide the parts, teach him how to barricade himself in his room, how to hide in a closet, etc. >also maybe Gabby might've eventually killed Jonah's dad and hid the evidence >Jonah thinks maybe Gabby can only come alive during live broadcasts >streams an episode on Twitch >it works and they meet for the first time in like 20-30 years >super wholesome
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God I kinda hope they do something silly with it like test out a few different shows before settling on something. >first try is a kawaii uguu anime >Zag gets mad, but he's so kawaii that it ends up being funny
Realistically though, it has to be something equally as cheap to make as the "cartoon" in the series, and probably live action. Wouldn't make much financial sense to hire some actually-good animator, unless it's for a short 5-second gag.
>horror without the horror
That sounds moronic
muh wholesome gays are the worst thing to happen to media in a long time
The horror moniker is a misnomer. Itds a good show, but should be classified as something other than horror. I think paranormal mystery is more accurate, but it doesn't roll off the tongue as easily.
That sounds even more moronic. Categorizing anything by screen distortion is already incredibly stupid.
8 months ago
Anonymous
We call black and white movies "black and white" because thats what they are. I think its reasonable to classify movies on analog media as "analog".
8 months ago
Anonymous
Color is a lot more important a milestone than a grainy video effect, I repeat: that's moronic.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I'll accept that Angel Hare shouldn't be called analog since its obviously done digitally, but actual analog media is limited to 480 lines, 60 Hz, with chromatic aberration is significant. Especially in the age of 4k HDR video.
Yeah, they call it analog horror, and all the thumbnails for the videos are spooky "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID" stuff, and some are distorted or creepy or whatever.
As for what's IN the show, there's not really any jumpscares or any bloody tears or anything, though the second viewer mail episode went hammy with the blank-eyes and upside-down head stuff.
I think maybe they intended the series to be more dark or spooky (or maybe that we're just not at that point yet), but fan reaction is almost completely just people who are happy not to see another "WHOA, DISTORTED FACES AND REALISTIC BLOOD, AND LOOK AT THIS THING THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUY THROWN INTO A BLENDER OOZING OUT OF THE VCR WHILE GOATS SPEAK BACKWARDS NURSERY RHYMES AND THERE'S A LITTLE GIRL WITH HER EYES AND TEETH PHOTOSHOPPED OUT OMGGGGG" show for the 100000th time.
No clue what this genre would even be called. Definitely "analog something" of some kind. Analog Mystery?
IDFK, maybe we're all just jumping the gun and Zag's gonna go to a horror movie and then get corrupted by it and Gabby will vomit up Jonah's long-lost sibling Noah or something, frick if I know.
The whole series is played off "real" VHS tapes, and uses lots of animation trickery like cheap cartoons of that era used, though.
Plus "analog ______" implies that "analog" isn't the genre, it's just an adjective to describe a part of the subgenre.
What it is: >"analog horror" Youtube series that isn't scary at all, just maybe a little unsettling sometimes, sort of. There's some distorted music, and implications of murder >no jumpscares or spoopy face bleeding
What it's about, TL;DR: >guy named Jonah finds his childhood cartoon is way different than he remembers, tries to figure out why >also learns a little about himself
Full season 1 recap: >guy named Jonah grew up with his mom in a Christian household and watched a lot of a show called Angel Hare, and loves the show >finds a rerelease VHS set at a thrift store and buys it >watches it, but realizes it's way different than he remembers >rummages around and finds his beat-up old VHS recordings >watches the original recordings and finds they're super personal, with the Angel Gabby character talking directly to him as a kid, referring to him by name, reacting to his actions, even disregarding the episode's plot entirely just to interact with Jonah >she's literally his guardian angel >while watching, he learns he used to have an abusive, violent dad, and that Gabby helped Jonah dismantle his dad's gun, hide the parts, teach him how to barricade himself in his room, how to hide in a closet, etc. >also maybe Gabby might've eventually killed Jonah's dad and hid the evidence >Jonah thinks maybe Gabby can only come alive during live broadcasts >streams an episode on Twitch >it works and they meet for the first time in like 20-30 years >super wholesome
It's not been scary but with the possibility of a format change I'm curious if they'll take it to darker places.
God I kinda hope they do something silly with it like test out a few different shows before settling on something. >first try is a kawaii uguu anime >Zag gets mad, but he's so kawaii that it ends up being funny
Realistically though, it has to be something equally as cheap to make as the "cartoon" in the series, and probably live action. Wouldn't make much financial sense to hire some actually-good animator, unless it's for a short 5-second gag.
Yeah, as someone that grew up around a lot of random religious cartoons, I definitely remember that they were always either really good or really bad, there was no in-between.
if tons of replies are coming out of nowhere its almost always the same schizo yeah
looks like hes changing up his tactics abit
i still remember when he was on the whole discord troon phase calling literally everybody on here that
was quite funny to see live
It is. He knows he'll get insta-banned if he does the shit he did before, so he's falseflagging by calling everyone shills or claiming you're a "coomer" if you think Jonsh has an obsession with Gabby. He's done this before.
Remember to hide and report until the mods finally catch on.
Is Francis in a kind of reverse-stockholm situation with Gabby? The theory that's been kicked around is he's some kind of alchemist or that was brought into the cartoon so Gabby could watch him. But if that's the case, why would Gabby make Francis her confidante and give him visions? Not to mention Francis never seems hostile to Gabby, he really seems to enjoy her presence.
Thank ya! Here's some more off model stuff. Would do on model but kinda having fun drawing the gang doing their own things. Can't wait for the eventual Jackalope to spice up the character dynamics
you made Gabby look like a prostitute
Hey at least I'm keeping my lust in check for now unlike the other drawanon a couple threads ago...
Good stuff. That is some very, very bright yellow paper, but otherwise this is very cute. You did na excellent job portraying Gabby's enthusiasm and Zaggy's...lack, of enthusiasm. Also I would say you definitely have not drawn Gabby like a prostitute. I've seen more than enough of what they look like and she definitely did not look like one.
Sorry for the yellow. My screens are always on low brightness so I don't get good grasp on colors sometimes.
Also, don't worry about the prostitute comment. Gabby is a cute angel no matter what degenerate situation she's in! Besides, I got my eyes on Zaggy and Francis anyhow
>One of the posts talks about cassette tapes:
Angel Gabby Cassette Tape(s)? >Ok, I used to think I was absolutely nuts, but reading what everyone else wrote, I'm starting to wonder.
>When I was little, I used to listen to audio recordings of Angel Gabby when falling asleep at night. I found one of the cassettes at my parents' house a few years back, and I asked where the other ones were. I could have sworn we had a whole set. My mom insists that there was only a single tape, and my sister agrees with her. The thing is, I remember at least 20-25 different stories, and they weren't exactly short either. They couldn't have fit all on a single tape! I played it (Yes, I still have an old cassette player) and, sure enough, it didn't have all the stories. I thought, ok, maybe I made them all up, but all of this stuff recently about the show is making me question that.
>Did anyone else have something similar happen to them?
Those are fan made characters. You can tell it's the creators that made all this because the OCs are not full Donut Steal like having swords from a videogame and being part demon.
>Its all the same three posters talking to eachother >They all have had similar experiences like Jonah with abusive parents or trauma and Gabby helping them >The most autistic became seduced by dinosaurs AKA the science community psyop to make people worship demon skeletons >Doomgamer3000 is one of "those" fans.
This is pretty thorough. It even has accidental posts and a sorting feature that doesnt work right. Very much like Hypnospace Outlaw.
>https://www.spacejam.com/1996/
Man, that's a blast from the past. Look at this webdesign. It was unpractical as frick and yet still better than whatever the hell """web 2.0""" fricking is.
Unfortunately the only places for fanart archive right now are Monosodium glutamate.net and Furaffinity. I don't think AH is popular enough to have a dedicated borru. Just keep safe search on because Gabby's petite cartoony bod is literally one of the top results of google images.
I associate that color of yellow with delay announcements.
Funny, cause I'm not finishing it at all >:) Will make Dakimakuras of the three instead. Should have all the base colors down by Saturday hopefully.[spoiler/]
this series of video would gove grester immersion of jonah narrates what he's doing with his voice instead of putting text on screen. maybe that way he can selñ the analogue horror better
I wonder if Angel Hare was ever considered for educational videos, would Gabby appear different and talk to every kid individually even though they were all watching or would she address a classroom as one?
If Jonah was in a class with a bunch of other kids and they somehow were all watching a live broadcast of the show, I imagine Gabby would just do her best to follow the script and pretend it's just a normal episode.
She'd most likely just pretend everything is normal. Most people don't seem to be aware of the angels, which implies they mostly play along with the show(s) they're in.
Spent too much time on this one trying to get it right and the poses are still barely readable. Need to actually practice more dynamic poses and stuff than draw the same shit over and over
I love this, just the idea he breaks into a half true form that's radiant and unnerving. It's a really cool concept, wouldn't mind seeing more people try it
Looks good to me
Completely with the consensus, this made me chuckle, very nice characterization and Zaggy's semi-divine form looks awesome.
cute!
Thank you anons, glad I could hit the mark
its so over for viv
Oh this is looking great. See you next thread probably, looking forward to it
Thread is slowing to crawl so it's probably best to let it die for the next episode.
In the meantime here's a doodle wallpaper I've been working off-and-on on. Sorry if the linework look like shit, perspective isn't my forte.
You're imagining him in cartoon Hare form. Being an angel real enough to kiss you would probably give you some sort of seizure lol.
I love this, just the idea he breaks into a half true form that's radiant and unnerving. It's a really cool concept, wouldn't mind seeing more people try it
I thought eternal Kingdom simply releases you from the desire to kiss bunny paws? Why have it be a sin here at all if it is not a sin in there?
Can you murder all you want in heaven too? Does that sin stop being a sin?
I will now proceed to kiss Gabby's bunny paws, IN LIFE.
As much as I hate to mention this as an idea, would a modern incarnation of Gabby be one of those furry vtubers? She could hide in plain sight, spread God's message, and probably hit a much larger audience...unless the whole point is that more intimate one on one, which, given all the examples in teh website seem more intimately focused, may be the point.
No, he wouldn't because he'd have tp do something sinful in order for that to happen, if he were told you'd go to god if he robbed a store for you he wouldn't either.
Thread is slowing to crawl so it's probably best to let it die for the next episode.
In the meantime here's a doodle wallpaper I've been working off-and-on on. Sorry if the linework look like shit, perspective isn't my forte.
You're imagining him in cartoon Hare form. Being an angel real enough to kiss you would probably give you some sort of seizure lol.
>so what was the reason of gabby being gone?
We don't know. >is jonah who is still watching the show right?
In English, ESLkun. >shouldn't he know where could she be?
Not really.
Why are you discussing the show without watching it? It's implied that Francis has to call for Gabby at the start of every episode, like how Dora The Explorer calls for her friends.
Speaking of Dora, it's funny how both her show and Angel Hare are a "show within a show" (Dora is a computer game).
Fact: if it can still be called horror, the series went from Analog to Digital practically at the end of season 1, since from then on everything supposedly happens on Jonah's PC.
Nobody cares. Just because you couldn't contain your sperging I'm going to help keep the thread alive until the limit. Learn not to be a moron or shut the frick up.
Please b***h about the 50 capeshit threads we have here on the catalog daily or any other new cartoon thread. Oh wait, you won't because you're an unhinged schizo who has a hate bones for unfiction horror in specific.
Reminder that Horrorgay has literally admitted he spends almost all his time at work (assuming he was actually truthful about having a job to begin with) spamming these threads. Even ignoring his usual unhinged schizo posts, the dude is pathetic.
>autist crying about a thread being artificially bumped >spends the next several hours posting in it and singlehandedly keeping it alive
i am tired of having to share my site with tards
>a bit ooc
Pal, Gabby's been e-girlfied and 'ol Zag is acting like the pervy big bro from a doujinshi.
There's practically none of their original characterization left.
>someone (me) posts webms of the show's creators >they're women (females) >nobody cares >someone posts drawings of a cartoon rabbit (male) >anons fall madly in lust with them
What the hell is wrong with Cinemaphile?
Zagzagel.
Zagzagel. It's one of the names that shows up when Jonah remarks about there being "so many angels".
Zagreus, Son if Zeus
Son of Hades if you gonna use that image.
Now Zeus may be the pinnacle of horndogs, but I dont think even he would chance that stunt. Hades would unleash hell, bury Olympus, and call his mother in law to give Zeus' dick frostbite
Still cringe. Still shit. Still forced. Frick off.
All of those apply to your post, yes.
Ah, the new moron trolling tactic. If it's not big media slop its shilling.
>implying big media slop and indie slop don't shill relentlessly here
There's zero chance something niche like this with so few views naturally gets near constant threads here
>If it's not big media slop its shilling.
You just said what he said in more words.
You clearly lack basic reading comprehension if you can't understand the word 'and'
he's so kissable
I like his voice.
Yup.
Why are you still spamming this shit that barely has 1000 views per episode? Outside of the obvious shilling attempt of course.
>making a thread is shilling/spamming
You're a cancer on this site.
>making threads about buying the merch and for the express purpose of reaching a wider audience is shilling
Abso-fricking-lutely
That’s nice. Good thing I haven’t done that.
>abso-fricking-lutely
Full body cringe.
How is adding fricking to a word for emphasis more cringe than shilling some furry shit with barely any views?
Maybe you should interact with some people, learn social cues and you’ll find out.
You think you have any knowledge of social cues being obsessed with shilling this bargain bin furry sloppa?
Kind of proving my point with caring about nothing but keeping the thread alive shill.
Also, I appreciate the bumps but you’re starting to bore me.
Hitting the [-] now, goodbye forever.
the porn is really good tho
>1000 views per episode?
reminds me of Fist of the Borf Star. Constant threads on Cinemaphile about it but based on the viewcounts at the time I swear 100% of those views had to have come from people in the threads
>why are anons on Cinemaphile interested in something niche?
>don't they know more popular = better?
You have to go back
Shills exist large and small. Something obscure and with barely any audience doesn’t get regular threads without shilling, that is a fact.
they dont even pay their voiceactors but have enough money to pay people to post about their show on Cinemaphile? a site that the creators hate and dont want anything to do with?
seems plausible if you think about it
It’s funny that you think all shilling is paid shilling
You don't know what shilling means, you're just as moronic as the pretend psychiatrist from earlier.
thats the literal definition of shilling you absolute moron
>a site that the creators hate and dont want anything to do with
Did they really say that? I mean I'd have the same reaction if I saw some of the stuff posted here
yes
if you remember the tatoo incident
the image originaly came from their discord
the person with the tatoo found out because they got harassed over it on DC
they then said to watch out because artwork is being reposted on Cinemaphile
the creators then went on to say that Cinemaphile is a terrible site and they never used it to begin with and also put a rule in place that makes it forbidden for art to be reposted without the artists permission
iam sure a screenshot of the creators messages regarding the issue was sent here aswell
I wasn't around at that time, only started lurking here right before Zag made his appearance. But thanks.
Honestly still not sure what to make of the creators of this thing, watched the two West Patch episodes and I’m not impressed by the whole "WOAH DID YOU SEE THAT GLITCH THAT WAS SO CREEPY" thing they're going for
i feel like they were less going for outright scary and just more unnerving
the voice acting was very amateurish but what do you expect? its just freelance voiceactors doing it for the heck of it
the scene where the kids were throwing stones against the other kids window and one of the windows breaking and it being just left uncommented certainly made me feel a little unease
I guess we'll never know what they were really going for with only two episodes, but the fact that they brand their works as analog horror doesn't make me feel optimistic. I actually liked the last Angel Hare case because there was no glitchfrickery going on
>freelance voiceactors
Much better than those union sof of a b***hes!
The fact that you have people that are obviously from the official discord is more than proof enough of shilling. The comments on Cinemaphile seems like an obvious attempt to cover their ass, they still benefit from the shameless advertisement.
I only know the famous angels like Michael and Gabriel, what’s special about Zagzagel?
They were the burning bush that spoke to moses
That wasn't God? Did the Prince of Egypt lie to me?
God did the talking, the angel handled the theatrics.
Funny that God couldn't just do both.
He could, but God is the ultimate theater kid.
This is wrong. The pre-incarnate Christ (the Word) spoke through the bush. It was God directly
Maybe you should actually read your dumb magic sky man book
>And the angel of the LORD appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed.
Now post the part about the angels' cute paws.
>magic sky man!
Back.
According to google:
>Archangel of the Eastern Domains
>"Crown of God"; archangel of messenger, protection, guardians, and the patron Angel of valor and bravery.
Aslo apparently he's supposed to be a girl angel.
Aren't angels technically genderless? Also Gabriel is usually depicted as male, but Gabby is female.
Femsle (male)
What source on goggle did you pull from, anon? Zagzagel is the angel of wisdom, who brought the light of truth and knowledge both to mankind and other angels. Zaggy is the instructor of all other angels so they can do their work on Earth, and works incredibly closely with GABRIEL. Zagzagel urges us to find the truth no matter how hidden. First actual article on google.
Zaggy is here to bring the “truth” of Gabby’s disappearance to Jonah by helping him find it. He’s gonna be here for a while. It’s an obvious season long mystery.
What’s the deal with the badger?
Either a reforming demon or an reforming alchemist
He's a sinner desperate for redemption.
I think he might be gay
Someone should draw lewds of him and Zaggy.
YESYESYESYES
have zag be the dom and francis doing everything he tells him to
He's a soggy angel, he wears diapers.
What if Jonah starts playing Vivzieslop content and Zaggy has to look like one of those fugly characters
Zaggy will complain bitterly whilst ignoring all the 'demons' and 'angels' around him.
>Jonah, why is everything red? It smells terrible here? I just got catcalled by this weird spider flamboyant spider and why are their pentagrams everywhere?!
I am curious what they'll do if they can change tapes and the characters will pass between them.
maybe that's where Gabby is lost, currently trapped within episode after episode of yaoi drama
Truly hellish.
>You're telling me these are supposed to be demons? I thought this cartoon was about people made of licorice. And what's with the dogs? The cephali dont go to hell, the Pope ordered it so.
Damn it, now I want a crossover where Zag just spends the entire episode b***hing about Hazbin Hotel and roasting the demons.
>Zaggy arrives
>Show improves tenfold
Adding a “good is not nice” snarky anti-hero with dark coloration is a proven sure fire way to bless any media piece
>People like Jonah
>He talks in slowed down black man music and creepy captions
I dont get it.
He's a complete autist who's obsessed with his cartoon waifu. He is the most "literally me" character Cinemaphile could possibly have.
thats le bad, this is facebook, we're all well adjusted normalgays, i FRICKING HATE cartoons
Don't lump everyone here into your deranged waifuhomosexualry.
frick off back to instagram though
>you're a normie unless you have mental illness
>normie
keep digging yourself in deeper normalhomosexual
Just because people with mental illness are drawn to Cinemaphile doesn't mean most of users here are fricked in the head like you.
go back
Meds. Take them.
epic xitter meme, now go back
Why are you so against taking you meds? Glorifying mental illness is never a good thing.
Post your psychiatry degree NOW.
>you're a normie unless you have mental illness
Do you... read what you type?
>his cartoon waifu
She is a real angel who saved him from his abusive dad
If you were in his place, you would obsess over her too.
Jonah's obsession with Gabby has major sexual undertones. If I were in Jonah's position, I'd know to leave well enough alone. Angels come and go as needed, you're supposed to get on with your life after they leave. I certainly wouldn't develop a romantic attraction to one.
Jonah is also dealing with a memory loss on what exactly happened to his dad. Although, he had a chance to ask when he found Gabby again.
Yeah, he's a furry with an incest fetish. Like everyone on 4chin he is willing to upset god and the divine order of the cosmos to get his Waifu to say erotic words over a twitch stream while he stands in a dark room doing god knows what.
>incest fetish
What
Jonah obviously sees Gabby as a motherfigure. She was literally nurturing and protecting him. If Jonah is thinking about her sexually it's going to be tied to how motherly she was to him.
You're an idiot. Jonah has a good relationship with his mom. If anything, Gabby was like a big sister to him.
>Gabby was like a big sister to him.
Are you making an incest joke? Is that it? Because Jonah's feelings towards Gabby seem pretty unhealthy to me.
You have issues.
I'd seperaye mommy kinks from incest. One wants a woman to treat him like a mother would, another wants a woman to be related to him. There's a lot of crossover, but they're different.
Well, we are the professionals so I'll make the distinction.
>Jonah has a raging furry mommy fetish. It's so strong that he is defying god and may violate the cosmic order to find her. Some weebs think their waifu is real but Jonah knows his is.
>Jonah's obsession with Gabby has major sexual undertones.
I think you're projecting there bud
Did you not see the way he talks about her? He literally set his profile picture to her face. He is horny for the rabbit.
You need to get some b***hes, bad.
So does Jonah.
Again, you're projecting too much from excessive cooming both figuratively and literally.
When a man obsesses over a woman who isn't his mother or sister, says she's important to him, say he needs to find her, and holds hands with her, that usually means he's romantically attracted to her.
Do you actually think he wants to frick her?
the coomer brains on here are always doing tons of self projecting
they would frick the bunny girl so obviously jonah would do the same
these people have no idea what romantic love feels like even so they can only comprehend hornyness
His obsession with her is extremely weird. Do you think he is love with her sexually?
all love is obsession and can be seen as weird from the outside
they both love eachother and should have the right to be together
its why gabby is currently trying her best to leave the cartoon world and become real for jonah
Does he love her platonically or romantically?
romanticly i think when looking at tape 6 atleast
aaaaa gabby *kisskisskisskiss*
>its why gabby is currently trying her best to leave the cartoon world and become real for jonah
That’s not going to end badly
i expect bittersweet or tragic ending atleast...but ill still try to be hopeful that they can somehow make it
Maybe they can create hybrid rabbit people to replace humanity
>wall of cope
he wants to put a bun in that buns oven
....i mean yeah...but that doesnt have anything to do with my thoughts on jonah and gabby and people pretending like hes some crazy maniac stalking this poor bunny girl when they are both clearly in love with eachother
Gabby loves Jonah in a motherly way.
Jonah loves Gabby in a strange way
so being in love with someone is strange for you but killing some kids abuse dad is motherly love? (still not sure whetever jonah got instructed by gabby to kill his dad with a gun or if gabby took it into her own hands)
theire both clearly somewhat messed up which is why theire perfect for eachother
>killing some kids abuse dad is motherly love
Do you feel sorry for Ted Bundy or Jefferey Dahmer?
>Do you feel sorry for Ted Bundy or Jefferey Dahmer?
If they murdered abusive dads on the regular sure
>killing some kids abuse dad is motherly love
Yes. A mother (at least a good one) would kill to protect her child. Setting that aside, Gabby is Jonah's guardian angel, its her duty to protect Jonah. If she knew Jonah's father was a threat to his life, then it became her duty to eliminate that threat.
>Gabby is Jonah's guardian angel, its her duty to protect Jonah
That made me realize Jonah's father had a guardian angel too, like everyone else, which is why Gabby needed to make Jonah defend himself. As bad as he was, it was the duty of that guardian angel to protect Jonah's father so it obviously would have stopped Gabby from directly killing him.
While this would be interesting, I have to imagine that Jonah's father's guardian angel had to have either been pulled back, or he basically stepped aside to let it happen...and now I can't help but wonder, what if Zaggy was Jonah's father's guardian angel?
Even if Zag is Zagzagel (due to the nature of her job) I doubt Gabby is THE Gabriel. What I mean is that Gabby the in-show character was called that to make an obvious blibical reference but the angel making the character act weirdly probably has another name.
That or people get angels of all tiers assigned randomly and some are lucky enough to get even Michael. Pic related.
Oh my god, someone mentioned anime Gabby earlier, but I didn't even consider Digimon or Pokemon. Though I'm sure Zaggy would appreciate becoming an Andiramon, more than a Lopunny.
Either would be great.
this post inspired me to try sketching an anime styled gabby (ignore all the other stuff on the page it's just references)
PLEASE learn about Wonder 3 (by Osamu Tezuka) and israeliteelpet's Ruby.
lined version
cute
I think he's certainly romantically attracted to her. Even if it didn't start out that way, a man having all that adoration and obsession with a woman will cause him to start feeling romantic attachment towards her.
I mean, she seems very nice and her voice is very nice.
I think finding out a big part of your childhood was erased from your memory, with physical evidences of angels and god existing would be a pretty big fricking deal worth obsessing over.
Maybe for you. I'd assume the forgotten memories were forgotten for a reason if they involved the supernatural. I also don't need evidence for angels or God since I'm already a firm believer. The only interest I'd have in the tapes at all would be as an indirect to indirectly contact God. Even then, I'd have no reason to think the angel would come back unless God sent him, and if he did, I wouldn't need the tapes.
I can imagine a lot of people would obsess over evidence that the divine are real. I'd probably be one of them being honest.
If you do really want evidence, I'd recommend looking into holy relics. The Ethiopian Christian Church, for example, claims to have the real Ark of The Covenant. They actually have a decent for it too, tracing their roots back to the son of King Solomon and the Queen of Sheba. They have a lot of accompanying artefacts which seem legitimate.
Thanks for the recommendation, I'll definitely take a look into this.
>She is a real angel who saved him from his abusive dad
Gabriel is either genderless or male and doesn't look like a rabbit. Jonah is obsessed with the form Gabriel took to help him, which is a cartoon waifu.
It's a bit up in the air. The show is deriving from old christianity when there was a lot of lore and more than one single book. Some Angel's were male, some were female, so were cosmic horrors seen only in some mad arab's dream.
I mean, Zaggy is supposed to be a girl.
>Zaggy is supposed to be a girl
>Gabriel is supposed to be a man
Angel Hare exists in the r63 universe
hello guys Daddy Zaggy and Jonah are a couple now
It's still funny how Jonah has managed to get even the angel of wisdom fed up with him.
He's not the angel of patience, he's the angel of "shut up and listen." It makes sense that he isnt interested in guiding kids or putting up with Jonah being a simp. He delivers messages and it up to the person to listen to it.
Well he's mentioned both patience and wisdom so looks like we have a winner.
I think it's flawed, but I'm curious enough to see where it's going. The weakest link is Jonah IMHO. Who does breathing<< as they wait to watch a kid's cartoon, possessed or not?
He's still fixable... but man, not a stellar start.
>Who does breathing<< as they wait to watch a kid's cartoon, possessed or not?
Tbf, that was when he got confirmation that he wasn't hallucinating a cartoon rabbit being his guardian angel. That sounds way more schizophrenic when typed out.
JOHN CENA
This show sucks.
>But gabby might become real at some point
Better keep checking it out, just in case.
>tfw the "fandom" is more interesting than the actual show
that's almost every show now
The "fandom" here is like five autists
And you, whining eternally.
It's usually like that
That being said, I'd still like to have oyakodon with Gabby and her mother (non-canon)
There are some interesting ideas in it and I like speculating.
I think that's the premise. The user and the pics provided in threads means that the content is available to all until it's not and the reaction and obsession outside of just the videos us the continuation.
Creepypasta clickbait and the matpat type trying to figure it out getting weirder because of it could be fun to watch. Throw in an unhinged twitter account and someone in the fan community and I'd eat that shit up.
is it a sin to think gabby cute?
No.
As long as you don’t hold hands
If anything it would be wrong not to appreciate the beauty of God's creations. Beauty is to be celebrated and cherished
would god approve of marriage between me and gabby? i swear i will be loyal to her and would do my best to be a great husband for her (even if i have to deal with jonah trying to kill me)
no, read the book of enoch god was very mad
Literally noncanon
God condemning the angels that slept with women is in the Book of Genesis though. Enoch simply elaborated upon it.
Angels technically aren't meant to be praised like that.
Praise and worship, maybe, but love? Why give us the capacity to love and tell us not to use it, especially if its directed towards a living example of what we should all strive towards?
Angels are basically cosmic algorithms, rather than traditional 'people'. They're an ideal worth attaining in terms of morals certainly, but they lack free will or the capacity to be more than what their purpose dictates.
>they lack free will or the capacity to be more than what their purpose dictates.
Not really. When Satan fell all angels exercised their free will on whether to join him or remain with God.
Satan/Lucifer and the fallen angels aren't comparable to sinful humans. Just as loyalist angels are "cosmic algorithms" of virtue, as the other anon put it, demons are cosmic algorithms of evil. That's why God will never forgive them. They're spiritual, omniscient, divine beings. God forgives us because we're stupid mortals who know not what we do. Demons DO know what they do. They are omnimalevolent, just as God is omnibenevolent.
Then why was lucifer ever NOT "fallen"?
Do you have any scripture to prove that? Or did it come to you in a dream?
Gotta say this is the first time I've ever seen a take like this. It certainly makes for interesting thinking, I don't exactly agree with it, but it would lead to a very interesting cosmology to say the least.
why did he create them
Because omnibenevolence is a hell of a drug.
What makes them evil is having full knowledge and evidence of the positive outcome behind God's decisions, but still defying them.
If you obey them they're intentionally leading you astray for funsies.
There was those Angel's that fricked human women and birthed the nephilim. They had enough free will to break the rules.
And the Watchers got instantly punished for breeding abominations. Angels CAN break the rules, but it's a bad idea.
Are those the giants?
Yes, like Goliath. Honestly the whole thing about the Persians having a bunch of soldiers who were descended from nephilum is a bit of a contradiction if they were all wiped out in the flood. What? Did one hide out on Noah's ark? Noah be all like its finally over then this 8 foot motherfricker climbs from the bottom of the boat and be all like SURPRISE MITHERFRICKER
All of the interpretations I've heard say that more nephtilim were created after the flood. They got genocided by Israel though.
Yeah, the bible version I was taught was pretty ass.
Canaanites. Not Persians.
Yes
I don't think we're not allowed to love them as in hold them up as ideals to reach, and platonic love. But romantic love is probably a no, because it would either interfere with their duties as angels, or it's to keep humans from only desiring angels. Why would anyone ever want another human if you could love an angel?
The same reason we can love people who are out of our league, no? Institutional Christianity is biased towards functional family units for the sake of reproduction, not romantic passion. People already settle or fall in love with people besides their ideal waifu for thousands of years
what the frick did they mean by this?
It's Gabby's true form as a seraphim.
>bibically-accurate bunnies
Not only is this shit shilling, it’s always the same homosexualy posts regurgitated ad nauseam
Is this just one autist crying about shilling or are there multiple ones?
it's just the one
I LOVE ANGEL ZAG
Oh god, that got me.
Considering we see Zaggy going through Gabby's "home" in the show and seeing him throwing out books that we don't really see. Anyone else wondering if this is actually Gabby's house? As Zaggy is treating it a lot more like a detective would a residence rather than say a studio set.
I'm just starting to learn how to draw, but I wanted to draw Zag.
Very nice, anon!
Good work, anon! Nice to see Zag getting some love.
>exposed shoulder
SEXO
i like that this show has found some fans on Cinemaphile even tho the first few threads we had were sometimes a bit unpleasant due to our resident schizo
gabby is for hugs and kisses
Something just came to me, the early theory was that Zaggy was investigating Gabby as he was Gabby's boss. But if this episode confirms Gabby as one of the seraphim, in Christian tradition atleast, there is no higher order of angels. So the question then becomes is Zaggy a fellow Seraphim or another class of angel?
He could be a cherub, which would put him either in a similar tier, about equal to her, just below, or outright superior to her.
Zag not taking anyone's shit in that setting would be amazing to watch.
Cherubim are the highest ranked angels in Heaven, only answering Christ and God himself. There are only two Cherubim ever mentioned in the Bible. Those being Lucifer and Michael. I don't think Zaggy is a Cherubim.
I know nothing about Christianity, what's the difference between a Seraphim and an ange?
There's different ranks of angels and seraphim are the highest
For Christians atleast, there are different classes of angels, each with different duties, like messangers, guards...etc. The Seraphim are basically the cream of the crop, six-winged angels of fire that guard God's throne, eternally chanting. Atleast that's what I remember from when I was a kid, I need to read up on the angelic heirarchy.
I came up with the idea so I had to illustrate it too. I tried to draw Zaggy in Vivzie's style but he came out more like an old Cartoon Network character now. The experimental Gabby was the closest one to that style (not even sure if it has a specific artstyle, seems like it's just about drawing the character slender and with huge eyes and mouth? I'm not that familiar with that show)
lol nice
Though I feel like several characters would start hitting on him.
This is really good, Zaggy's interaction with Loona made me chuckle. If you wanted to make anymore of these, I'm sure they'd be appreciated.
Glad you guys like it! I might post one more thing tomorrow or at least before the new Tape when it's going to be invalidated lol. I'll still be around since as a Christian I'm naturally interested in the Christian elements of the series and I'm curious on how whether TEP will deliver a proper course of action
>Be me, an angel for the god's above
>have to deal with some obessed manchild who's gotten a little too close to one of my co-workers
>Turns out said co-worked just bailed out of nowhere? leaving me with this weirdo
>fml.png
>Ask him to change the stream or whatever he was using to something else
>Instead of sending me to somewhere normal, I'm stuck in some red city that smells of urine and sadness
>Turns out he sent me to some show called "Hell of a boss" or something along the lines of that
>Explore the city, too much sex and drugs everywhere
>Literally I cannot talk 2 feet without someone either getting murdered, having sex, getting wasted on something unholy, or all 3 at the same time
>Meet this weird pink spider person getting thrown out a loud building with nights
>Said he would "lovingly succulate on my holy rod" for 5 dollars
>Tell him to find jesus and walk off while that manchild was giggling behind the screen
He would beat the shit out of all of them
Don't bring Vivzie autism here
Good.
Good.
Very good.
Now draw Zaggy murdering them
>I'm a hellhound
>I dont care
Nice!
>not even sure if it has a specific artstyle
It's "deviantART-esque", Vivzie's style is obviously inspired by the works of sparkledog furries from that site.
>I'm not that familiar with that show
Evidently, considering that you (and everyone else here) seem to ignore that angels have appeared in the show.
Angels in Vivzie's stuff come in multiple forms. Like, Exterminators look hilariously different (almost out of place even) to the cherubs like the ones you posted.
Draw him and Collin interacting
gale is best girl
What is this?
west patch
show by the same creators that sadly never got finished (that has also been privated but you can still find the 2 ep links on their facebook page)
it loosely connects to angel hare with the company Keith Publishing and kinda using the same theme
>it loosely connects to angel hare with the company Keith Publishing and kinda using the same theme
thats legit all i can tell you
they only made 2 episodes and clearly planned for a third one so it was never finished
just look for the west patch on google, find the facebook page and the episodes on there
its still worth a watch
>just look for the west patch on google
>Marguerite Padilly
She's listed as an admin on this fake fan website and as a producer for The West Patch. The West Patch is supposedly adapting stories written by a Julia Padilly, btw.
It's literally run by the girls making Angel Hare, homosexual. I just found it because anon above mentioned The West Patch, which is in the URL.
don't forget this one
I just had a thought that might back up the idea that Francis is some kind of alchemist. In Tape 4 Francis steals one of Gabby's "Angel Feathers." Not some mundane thing like a book, or a toy or something else a children's cartoon might choose for a lying/theft episode, instead they went with one of her feathers. Makes me wonder if this is a reference to the past. Maybe that's why Gabby specifically responded when Francis called out. It was some piece of her, like a feather, that was used in whatever ritual, alchemy...etc, he was performing.
What did you think happened to Gabby?
I think she got punished for interfering.
Then wouldn't Zag know? And not go looking for her?
Francis kidnapped her and is keeping her in his secret dungeon
He's merely pretending to keep Zaggy and Jonah off-track
i can see this, he wants to experiment and exploit gabby's divine/supernatural powers to free himself from these fricking rabbit cartoons
She went to get some milk
Taken by demons.
Tied up and gagged in a demon hare's basement
We need more fanart.
Never expected this thread would make me realize I really need to brush up on my angelology, but that's part of why I love this site. Only real discussion topic I can think of at the moment is, any thoughts of keeping Gabby's involvement in Jonah's father's disappearance as ambiguous, or have it confirmed?
Fricking hate armchair psychologists so much.
To get the thread even slightly back on topic. Doesn't the newest episode confirm that even if they are real beings that the laws of the universe thy are in apply to them. After all Francis teleports from his house on the ground to Gabby's home up in heaven to get his drawing of his vision by walking off-screen.
Sort of. They seem to generally function according to the laws of the reality they're in, as Zag does seem to be limited by the nature of the show itself in how he expresses his form.
Angel Hare sucks
Nice try Wabu. Dingo picture movies exist only to be slammed on! Angel Hare is the real thing!
My biggest issue with it is the lack of commitment to the AR aspect.
Just because we all know it's bullshit is no reason to be so lax about it.
>gay b***hing about waifugays being mentally ill turns out to be mentally ill
TWO moronS FIGHTING GET IN HERE ANONS
this thread is more entertaining than whatever the hell that crappy show is
Better than the usual shill thread, that's for sure.
Can someone give me the rundown about these bunny angels? Is it some brand new indie animation?
Yes, a new indie cartoon.
the creators say it's analog horror but it's not scary and it's actually very wholesome.
It's about angels being real and communicating through a christian cartoon.
watch it:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDf4D84f4DIR_KAN3Sc7T76zbDtsbEV67
It's not been scary but with the possibility of a format change I'm curious if they'll take it to darker places.
>horror without the horror
That sounds moronic
muh wholesome gays are the worst thing to happen to media in a long time
The horror moniker is a misnomer. Itds a good show, but should be classified as something other than horror. I think paranormal mystery is more accurate, but it doesn't roll off the tongue as easily.
That just sounds like a cope for shitty horror. It's certainly not the first time I've seen it happen.
I'd put Angel Hare in the same category as those Twilight Zone episodes where its obviously paranormal, but nothing scary ever happens.
"analog fantasy"
That sounds even more moronic. Categorizing anything by screen distortion is already incredibly stupid.
We call black and white movies "black and white" because thats what they are. I think its reasonable to classify movies on analog media as "analog".
Color is a lot more important a milestone than a grainy video effect, I repeat: that's moronic.
I'll accept that Angel Hare shouldn't be called analog since its obviously done digitally, but actual analog media is limited to 480 lines, 60 Hz, with chromatic aberration is significant. Especially in the age of 4k HDR video.
Yeah, they call it analog horror, and all the thumbnails for the videos are spooky "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID" stuff, and some are distorted or creepy or whatever.
As for what's IN the show, there's not really any jumpscares or any bloody tears or anything, though the second viewer mail episode went hammy with the blank-eyes and upside-down head stuff.
I think maybe they intended the series to be more dark or spooky (or maybe that we're just not at that point yet), but fan reaction is almost completely just people who are happy not to see another "WHOA, DISTORTED FACES AND REALISTIC BLOOD, AND LOOK AT THIS THING THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUY THROWN INTO A BLENDER OOZING OUT OF THE VCR WHILE GOATS SPEAK BACKWARDS NURSERY RHYMES AND THERE'S A LITTLE GIRL WITH HER EYES AND TEETH PHOTOSHOPPED OUT OMGGGGG" show for the 100000th time.
No clue what this genre would even be called. Definitely "analog something" of some kind. Analog Mystery?
IDFK, maybe we're all just jumping the gun and Zag's gonna go to a horror movie and then get corrupted by it and Gabby will vomit up Jonah's long-lost sibling Noah or something, frick if I know.
Don't call shit analog unless it's in reference to actual media or technology. Analog is not a genre, that shit was always moronic.
The whole series is played off "real" VHS tapes, and uses lots of animation trickery like cheap cartoons of that era used, though.
Plus "analog ______" implies that "analog" isn't the genre, it's just an adjective to describe a part of the subgenre.
What it is:
>"analog horror" Youtube series that isn't scary at all, just maybe a little unsettling sometimes, sort of. There's some distorted music, and implications of murder
>no jumpscares or spoopy face bleeding
What it's about, TL;DR:
>guy named Jonah finds his childhood cartoon is way different than he remembers, tries to figure out why
>also learns a little about himself
Full season 1 recap:
>guy named Jonah grew up with his mom in a Christian household and watched a lot of a show called Angel Hare, and loves the show
>finds a rerelease VHS set at a thrift store and buys it
>watches it, but realizes it's way different than he remembers
>rummages around and finds his beat-up old VHS recordings
>watches the original recordings and finds they're super personal, with the Angel Gabby character talking directly to him as a kid, referring to him by name, reacting to his actions, even disregarding the episode's plot entirely just to interact with Jonah
>she's literally his guardian angel
>while watching, he learns he used to have an abusive, violent dad, and that Gabby helped Jonah dismantle his dad's gun, hide the parts, teach him how to barricade himself in his room, how to hide in a closet, etc.
>also maybe Gabby might've eventually killed Jonah's dad and hid the evidence
>Jonah thinks maybe Gabby can only come alive during live broadcasts
>streams an episode on Twitch
>it works and they meet for the first time in like 20-30 years
>super wholesome
God I kinda hope they do something silly with it like test out a few different shows before settling on something.
>first try is a kawaii uguu anime
>Zag gets mad, but he's so kawaii that it ends up being funny
Realistically though, it has to be something equally as cheap to make as the "cartoon" in the series, and probably live action. Wouldn't make much financial sense to hire some actually-good animator, unless it's for a short 5-second gag.
They could definitely do stop-motion or puppets.
The funny thing is, christian shows and cartoons generally had a somewhat cheap look anyway.
Yeah, as someone that grew up around a lot of random religious cartoons, I definitely remember that they were always either really good or really bad, there was no in-between.
Are the older threads still archived
>enjoying thread
>go to bed
>wake up
>thread is still up but every post made in the past 8 hours is complete shit
Ffs, I hate when that happens
Mua ""besito en la nariz""
imagine playing with her soft ears...she must be very senstive around that part
Photo of Jonah’s brain.
its analogue horror not ARG
(i know theres a website and it has actually been shown in S2E3 but other than a few funny comments it doesnt rly contain anything)
you are correct thou the screen touching in ep 6 is a fantasy every waifu gay had at some point
>yet more projection from the waifugays
Just because you want to frick the cartoon character doesn’t mean everyone else does too.
did you um....reply to the wrong post?
Thinking that Jonah putting his hand on the screen is romantic in any way is projecting hard.
i say thinking that jonah putting his hand on the screen not being romantic in any way is projecting hard
starting think these two are the same homosexual
if tons of replies are coming out of nowhere its almost always the same schizo yeah
looks like hes changing up his tactics abit
i still remember when he was on the whole discord troon phase calling literally everybody on here that
was quite funny to see live
It is. He knows he'll get insta-banned if he does the shit he did before, so he's falseflagging by calling everyone shills or claiming you're a "coomer" if you think Jonsh has an obsession with Gabby. He's done this before.
Remember to hide and report until the mods finally catch on.
>ctrl f “shill”
>25 results
>Look at other thread
>Search "shill"
>0 results
I think Shillanon may just not like Angel Hare, possibly stupid.
>analog horror thread has their very own demonic schizo
kino
Horrorgay truly has been mindbroken by the silly angel threads.
Well I had to hit the [-] a few times but the thread is now 100% schizo-free. I suggest you all do the same.
When is the new ep coming out?
sunday
also maybe a new bonus ep inbetween
Thanks
Sunday.
I think there will be another comment episode. I give a comment that got liked by the guy so I wonder if he'll read my question.
>I wonder if he'll read my question.
They've liked a question of mine before, but it wasn't featured in an episode...
>he thinks every post who uses lower case letters is the same person
alright i was joking about you being a schizo but perhaps you are one after all
(this is me replying to my own post btw)
Is Francis in a kind of reverse-stockholm situation with Gabby? The theory that's been kicked around is he's some kind of alchemist or that was brought into the cartoon so Gabby could watch him. But if that's the case, why would Gabby make Francis her confidante and give him visions? Not to mention Francis never seems hostile to Gabby, he really seems to enjoy her presence.
>reverse-stockholm
Lima syndrome
Damn, I like these threads for a near schizo level discussion on Angel Hare but y'all dangerously need some OC
Zaggy my beloved
Dang, this is really nice, awesome work dude. Zaggy, Gabby and Francis are all cute.
Thanks, I knew there was a word for this but couldn't remember it off the top of my head.
Thank ya! Here's some more off model stuff. Would do on model but kinda having fun drawing the gang doing their own things. Can't wait for the eventual Jackalope to spice up the character dynamics
Hey at least I'm keeping my lust in check for now unlike the other drawanon a couple threads ago...
Good stuff. That is some very, very bright yellow paper, but otherwise this is very cute. You did na excellent job portraying Gabby's enthusiasm and Zaggy's...lack, of enthusiasm. Also I would say you definitely have not drawn Gabby like a prostitute. I've seen more than enough of what they look like and she definitely did not look like one.
Sorry for the yellow. My screens are always on low brightness so I don't get good grasp on colors sometimes.
Also, don't worry about the prostitute comment. Gabby is a cute angel no matter what degenerate situation she's in! Besides, I got my eyes on Zaggy and Francis anyhow
I associate that color of yellow with delay announcements.
you made Gabby look like a prostitute
bnuuy
Did you guys know about this?
>no francis eps
what does jonah have against francis?
>One of the posts talks about cassette tapes:
Angel Gabby Cassette Tape(s)?
>Ok, I used to think I was absolutely nuts, but reading what everyone else wrote, I'm starting to wonder.
>When I was little, I used to listen to audio recordings of Angel Gabby when falling asleep at night. I found one of the cassettes at my parents' house a few years back, and I asked where the other ones were. I could have sworn we had a whole set. My mom insists that there was only a single tape, and my sister agrees with her. The thing is, I remember at least 20-25 different stories, and they weren't exactly short either. They couldn't have fit all on a single tape! I played it (Yes, I still have an old cassette player) and, sure enough, it didn't have all the stories. I thought, ok, maybe I made them all up, but all of this stuff recently about the show is making me question that.
>Did anyone else have something similar happen to them?
Fun stuff.
Not to mention Gabby apparently has siblings. Mikey, Michael and Phee. Michael being the obvious one, but who then are Mikey and Phee?
Anon, re-read the page you read this on. Those are fan-made characters.
...darn, well that is a shame, still thanks for pointing that out to me.
Those are fan made characters. You can tell it's the creators that made all this because the OCs are not full Donut Steal like having swords from a videogame and being part demon.
Are the posts there fake or are they rewl people?
I'm guessing 100% fake but you can try to post there and find out.
>Its all the same three posters talking to eachother
>They all have had similar experiences like Jonah with abusive parents or trauma and Gabby helping them
>The most autistic became seduced by dinosaurs AKA the science community psyop to make people worship demon skeletons
>Doomgamer3000 is one of "those" fans.
This is pretty thorough. It even has accidental posts and a sorting feature that doesnt work right. Very much like Hypnospace Outlaw.
>Doomgamer3000
Didn't that guy write one of the QnA questions?
So this is supposed to look like an angelfire site from the late 90s, right? Is that when the series takes place?
Fun fact: The Space Jam website is still online from 1996.
https://www.spacejam.com/1996/
And by "takes place", I mean that's when the cartoon aired.
>https://www.spacejam.com/1996/
Man, that's a blast from the past. Look at this webdesign. It was unpractical as frick and yet still better than whatever the hell """web 2.0""" fricking is.
>One of the angel hares is nonbinary
It's so over.
Those are fan characters, speedreader.
Do angels have gender though?
>fat roast beef flaps?
I'm actually hoping for something more simp-like. What can I say, I'm an optimistic.
Also Left is cute. Cute!
Did I stutter?
To think they're twins. Funny what a haircut can do to improve one's face.
That's a man
I hope you guys are gathering the fanart somewhere.
Unfortunately the only places for fanart archive right now are Monosodium glutamate.net and Furaffinity. I don't think AH is popular enough to have a dedicated borru. Just keep safe search on because Gabby's petite cartoony bod is literally one of the top results of google images.
Funny, cause I'm not finishing it at all >:) Will make Dakimakuras of the three instead. Should have all the base colors down by Saturday hopefully.[spoiler/]
>Just keep safe search on
Already saw Angel Gabby with her robe off
Ugh, that made me think of the cliché fanservice scene of a character being bothered while showering/bathing/changing.
What kind of animal would Uriel be?
A jackalope.
>captcha: AY0D4
this series of video would gove grester immersion of jonah narrates what he's doing with his voice instead of putting text on screen. maybe that way he can selñ the analogue horror better
>having to listen to Jonah panting and groaning for the entire season, breathing like a fat guy in the candy aisle at a Walmart
Nah.
Don't die yet, I'm almost done finishing this one drawing
Is this yours? If so, it's awesome!
Nuh, it's awesome but not mine. I'm the one who draws the Helluva Hare crossover
that was a good image, anon
For some reason I feel like I’ve seen that thing Gabby is riding in a cartoon before. He-man maybe?
What is she listening to?
angeleyes by abba
gosh i wanna massage her ears so badly
love how they move in this animation
>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
I really don't like how her feet move, it's unnatural
Yeah, it's like something's broken.
I suggest you all start using filters. Luckily most schizos have a limited vocabulary and are therefore very easy to filter.
It's funny how even adopting a new tactic, he's so moronic that he immediately outs himself anyways.
Thread can't die until that anon posts his drawing.
Taking me a while but should be done in an hour at most
I wonder if Angel Hare was ever considered for educational videos, would Gabby appear different and talk to every kid individually even though they were all watching or would she address a classroom as one?
If Jonah was in a class with a bunch of other kids and they somehow were all watching a live broadcast of the show, I imagine Gabby would just do her best to follow the script and pretend it's just a normal episode.
She'd most likely just pretend everything is normal. Most people don't seem to be aware of the angels, which implies they mostly play along with the show(s) they're in.
If being hot for angel bunny is sinful how would they respond? Would they try to correct me personally? Would they get worked up?
Spent too much time on this one trying to get it right and the poses are still barely readable. Need to actually practice more dynamic poses and stuff than draw the same shit over and over
its so over for viv
Actually funny
Thanks anon
Thank you anons, glad I could hit the mark
Oh this is looking great. See you next thread probably, looking forward to it
I meant to reply to this
I love this, just the idea he breaks into a half true form that's radiant and unnerving. It's a really cool concept, wouldn't mind seeing more people try it
Looks good to me
Completely with the consensus, this made me chuckle, very nice characterization and Zaggy's semi-divine form looks awesome.
cute!
I love the idea of Zaggy just messing with the Hazbin/Helluva Boss characters by not at all fitting in with what they expect of angels.
Me
YWNBAA
>have angels be cute rabbits
>make it a sin to want to want to kiss their big angel bunny paws
wtf?
something something Gods toughest battles
You can kiss as many bunny paws when your in the eternal kingdom my friend, have patience and have faith.
I thought eternal Kingdom simply releases you from the desire to kiss bunny paws? Why have it be a sin here at all if it is not a sin in there?
Can you murder all you want in heaven too? Does that sin stop being a sin?
I will now proceed to kiss Gabby's bunny paws, IN LIFE.
It can't be heaven if I cant rub Zaggy's paws on my face
For me it's Gabby's bun buns
What are some good books to learn more about angels? And don't say "The Bible".
Read up on the Kabbalah and De Coelesti Hierarchia.
As much as I hate to mention this as an idea, would a modern incarnation of Gabby be one of those furry vtubers? She could hide in plain sight, spread God's message, and probably hit a much larger audience...unless the whole point is that more intimate one on one, which, given all the examples in teh website seem more intimately focused, may be the point.
This would be about as moronic as the schizos who advertise christianity on Cinemaphile
If Zaggy could turn me towards christ by kissing me just once, would he?
No, he wouldn't because he'd have tp do something sinful in order for that to happen, if he were told you'd go to god if he robbed a store for you he wouldn't either.
>kissing someone is akin to armed robbery under christianity
I can't for the life of me imagine why anyone would subject themselves to this
Homosexuality is worse than murder
Thread is slowing to crawl so it's probably best to let it die for the next episode.
In the meantime here's a doodle wallpaper I've been working off-and-on on. Sorry if the linework look like shit, perspective isn't my forte.
You're imagining him in cartoon Hare form. Being an angel real enough to kiss you would probably give you some sort of seizure lol.
ooo I want to see this when it's done for sure, good work so far
No, he'd probably be stumped you'd expect that of him to begin with.
Well thats a shame, my soul can only be saved by a nice soft bunny smooch
A completely platonic kiss I guess
The contract is sealed.
so what was the reason of gabby being gone? is jonah who is still watching the show right? shouldn't he know where could she be?
>so what was the reason of gabby being gone?
We don't know.
>is jonah who is still watching the show right?
In English, ESLkun.
>shouldn't he know where could she be?
Not really.
Why are you discussing the show without watching it? It's implied that Francis has to call for Gabby at the start of every episode, like how Dora The Explorer calls for her friends.
Speaking of Dora, it's funny how both her show and Angel Hare are a "show within a show" (Dora is a computer game).
I want to kiss Zag.
Why not both?
You might be on to something here
Someone should draw it
I want to kiss Zag's paws
Fact: if it can still be called horror, the series went from Analog to Digital practically at the end of season 1, since from then on everything supposedly happens on Jonah's PC.
>more talk about keeping the thread alive beyond it's natural lifespan than actual discussion
totally natural, not forced at all, no siree
Please use the word "shill" in every post, it makes it easiet to filter you. Thanks 😉
What is it you're sperging over exactly?
He doesn’t like angel hare
That’s it
It has little to do with this series in particular. I just don't like obvious shilling.
Nobody cares. Just because you couldn't contain your sperging I'm going to help keep the thread alive until the limit. Learn not to be a moron or shut the frick up.
>everything I dislike is shilling
Your brain is fried.
Please b***h about the 50 capeshit threads we have here on the catalog daily or any other new cartoon thread. Oh wait, you won't because you're an unhinged schizo who has a hate bones for unfiction horror in specific.
Your life is going to be miserable until you learn to be a normal person and I am happy to help contribute
>literally excusing capeshit threads like he always does
It's fascinating watching Horrorgay's double standards and goalposts moving in action.
>you have to worry about
Only a crazy idiot would worry about this stuff at all.
Reminder that Horrorgay has literally admitted he spends almost all his time at work (assuming he was actually truthful about having a job to begin with) spamming these threads. Even ignoring his usual unhinged schizo posts, the dude is pathetic.
Not neatly as annoying as you. You feel the irony in calling other people autistic right? You don't actually think you're normal?
>autist crying about a thread being artificially bumped
>spends the next several hours posting in it and singlehandedly keeping it alive
i am tired of having to share my site with tards
Looks like he fricked off to the Digital Circus thread
>trying to start ahit with the cousin to the Murder Drone threads
He's going to get raped.
>angel gabby chungus isn't real, she can't hurt you
>angel gabby chungus:
SPOILER PLEASE
Cursed
blessed
repurposing ancient, tired memes is another common tactic to manufacture popularity
Chungus is not funny.
Only good post itt.
You're an idiot if you truly believe that.
>My post is not there
You have to be more devoted
Which one was it?
I'm the guy that calls Zaggy soggy and says he wears diapers
Yeah no fricking wonder it wasn't in the pic
I've done worse
Gross. I made that image to show Zag reacting to people thirsting over him.
Disgusting.
I was blind but now I see.
>my post made it in
Nice
Why are the comments so tiny?
>my post got in
Haha, YES
Cute artstyle anon. You got any socials?
Not yet, I'm just getting into drawing again.
New episode when?
6 hours or so. Maybe.
It's up.
Why do you lie?
frick you
It'd be interesting to see Zag change art styles every time the stream shifts
Don't think impure thoughts about angels. They're just being friendly
I appreciate the art from Soul but this Zag is a bit ooc
>a bit ooc
Pal, Gabby's been e-girlfied and 'ol Zag is acting like the pervy big bro from a doujinshi.
There's practically none of their original characterization left.
Help, I- I mean, Jonah, is being cucked!
Bonito
>thread stays up for a week
Huh?
I like that actually
It was a good run
awesome
It’s Sunday, we getting a new ep today?
Don't hold ypour breath. Last time it came out until 5 PM (central time).
Not until later. In the day.
>someone (me) posts webms of the show's creators
>they're women (females)
>nobody cares
>someone posts drawings of a cartoon rabbit (male)
>anons fall madly in lust with them
What the hell is wrong with Cinemaphile?
oh jeeez! it's almost as this furry thread is full of furries, I'm shocked!
Welcome back. When do you think you'll be rangebanned?
roasties are cringe, zaggy is cute
What's wrong with you? No one cares
Nobody gives a shit about what the creators look like, moron.
3DPD will always be 3DPD
what webm with the creators?
See
I'm not going to lust after average looking women doing nothing special
Would you lust after a cartoon rabbit, though?
I am doing it right now!
dude how is this thread still up, it’s been at 450+ posts for days
Why do men constantly have such high standards for woman when they lust over a cartoon rabbit?
>men constantly have such high standards for woman
You need to separate the "3/10, would not bang" basement dwellers from actual men, luv.
Men don't have high standards. People that can make demands have high standards. You don't become a Jeff Bezos by having low standards.
I have higher standards for women than men because girls are more annoying and gross
>because girls are more annoying and gross
Are you 10?
Cry about it w*man
>w*man
Why did you censor that? Are you moronic? Like for real.
The word w*man is so vulgar and repulsive it has no place in polite society. Deal with it
I see, no woman would touch you with a 20 foot pole and so you are seething.
Typical incel story
W*man moment, nobody truly wants to put up with you least of all me
Keep crying Elliot Roger.
I didn't give you permission to speak, vegana
Wah wah goes the angry virgin.
Fricking with you losers is hilarious.
Less seething and more Angel Hare discussion, please. Thank you.
I want to make out with gabby
I want gabby to pee in my mouth
god gabby is hot
So is zaggy!
I know son
Black person
I want to cum inside angel hare
I want gabby to pound my ass with a strap-on until I cum into a cup for her to drink
Last 20 posts are proof we need a new thread, at least when the new case comes out
Die mad, chud.
May the hymn of thy angel sing thee to thy rest.
May the rub of zaggy's paws on your face sing thee to thy rest