What would you want to make Angel Gabby and/or one of her friends say?
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What would you want to make Angel Gabby and/or one of her friends say?
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>Gabby:"Jonah! Jonah, wake up! You gotta wake up, please!"
>Francis:"Jonah, Jonah turn on the TV they hit The Pentagon! They hit the fudging Pentagon, Jonah!"
>I shall bless you with a holy boop from my nose. Take care!
"Machine, I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU… HERE AND NOW!"
>Your mom gaaaaay!!!
>Do you read the Bible, Jonah's dad? Well, there is this passage I like; Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in The name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of Darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost Children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know
My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
>"Jonah! There's a bomb strapped to my chest! It's gonna explode in 3 seconds unless you take a bath!...please...?"
>"Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler. You're so skibidi. You're so Fanum tax."
>Let's hide the body before the police gets here!
>Jonah, do you see the small vent on the floor? Have you ever heard of Among Us, Jonah? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but I know you can do it Jonah.
>No, you haven't, Francis. You have Terminal 7 brain cancer. I don't even know what that means, but it's bad. This is all in your head, Francis. It's in your imagination. There's no Jonah. I'm a rabbit. You've been living off me and my livelihood for years, Francis. You're a useless badger, Francis, and I've been supporting you because you're my friend.
Frick, is it bad that I kind of want this as an au now, I like the idea of gabby not even being an angel, just being a rabbit and there being no show but francis is too fricked in the brain to know
>Stop your whoring and sodomizing, sinner! I shall cleanse you in my blood! *Demonic screaming*
>What do you mean you lost him? He might have fallen into one of these machines! Oh my God, that's his lucky white hat! HE'S A BOX! MY BOY IS A BOX! DAMN YOU, A BOX!!!
Hey, you! You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?
Walked right into that imperial ambush.
frick off shill
>You're a slave to history.
>Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people.
>You, solely, are responsible for this.
"I love you Jonah"
Weird thing I just thought of: where are the parallels to the Biblical Jonah?
This is just outright advertising for furry analog slop. Go back to whatever discord you used to astroturf this shit.
It's funny that they think people can't recognize their blatant shilling for what it is.