Angel Hare Episode 3

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zag just throwing out a random moral and lesson without really caring much
    You can really feel he doesn't want to be here.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also, I guess this is direct confirmation that they ARE actual angels and they're not limited to just the Angel Hare show either.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah this feels pretty explicit, also was not expecting Francis to get "divine visions" or for him to be Gabby's confidant. Though I wasn't expecting to see Gabby as what seems to be an ophanim-esque form. Looking into this, as they are otherwise known as Thrones, one of their duties is to "mete out divine justice" which might explain what Gabby was doing there in the first place.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was trawling through this latest episode for a megablackline thing and i found this. I think its the only one in the episode and I don't have the other parts, i forgot to save it from the last threads.

          >divine visions
          Francis is a prophet confirmed

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Went into the Archive and found it. One more piece to add.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's all coming together.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              thanks man, heres what i think it might be

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >
                I was just working on this, and you did it way better than I did as it looks like it fits far better. Kudos man.

                [...]
                The design is actually a lot closer to the one used for Seraphim rather than an Ophanim/Throne. So in this case, Gabby belongs to the highest choir/sphere/principality of angels.

                I have been looking at the wrong depictions of Seraphim it seems, as this is the first I've ever seen them depicted with eyes like these, makes sense though given how monstrous most biblically accurate angels can be.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah its okay, it may look like it fits better but I'm concerned about the lack of robe. I tried fitting it onto the opposite end but that wasnt happening.
                I have a little curiosity that the small frame in the middle might be backwards.it just kinda screams to me that it needs to be on the other side, but im not sure if that might conflict with my piece.
                Could be something entirely different as a whole. We'll know when we've collected all the jigsaw pieces at the end of the series.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if there will be something horrible with the completed image like a bullet in her chest or the heart of Jonah's dad in her mouth or something.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gabby is either an Ophanim or one of the less humanoid designs used for Seraphim. Though that definitely means she's higher-ranking than you'd expect assuming she's Gabriel, since the OG Gabriel was 'just' an archangel.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gabby is either an Ophanim or one of the less humanoid designs used for Seraphim. Though that definitely means she's higher-ranking than you'd expect assuming she's Gabriel, since the OG Gabriel was 'just' an archangel.

          The design is actually a lot closer to the one used for Seraphim rather than an Ophanim/Throne. So in this case, Gabby belongs to the highest choir/sphere/principality of angels.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically Angel's are pretty much like that. They have spoken maybe like five sentences and 4 of them were about stop touching them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just weren't the same after Sodom and Gomorrah.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They did actually try to rape the two angels sent there. Thats the reason God decided to destroy the cities.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You want us to go down there? Cant he just come out to us?
            >Man, these guys really like anuses. Oh jah dont step in that!
            >Well, we're here. And they really want in. You're going throw out your servant girl? I dont think- Oh god they really going at her. Ew, ew, ew, ew.
            >Let's nuke this place. Follow us.
            >And screwing your daughters not ten minutes after your wife died. Fantastic.

            I label Sodom and Gamorah as a total mission failure.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I label Sodom and Gomorrah as a total mission failure.
              That is being generous. God was haggled down to 10 righteous people in the city and not only was there barely 1(Lot): 2 angels were threatened by the men in the area to get a gay train run on them, the wife missed the shit hole. She stared herself to death by looking at God's wrath and the as you said, the daughters wasted no time in drunk/date raping lot which later led to some enemies of the Israelites. It was a clusterfrick that could give an angel a stroke.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lot fricked his daughter
                Based

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah its more like they got him drunk and then had their way with him.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A setting with more depth
    What the frick is about to happen?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's what I don't understand.
      Zaggy is, apparently, limited to the animation style of whatever show he's visiting.
      (And so was Gabby.. well, except for the end of Tape 6. It's a strange exception.)
      So he wants Jonah to stop streaming Angel Hare and start streaming another show with a more permissive animation style.
      But.. how does that help him look for Gabby? Are his powers tied to how close he is to his true form?

      I KNOW, RIGHT?!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's likely that the style of the show limits him because there's only so much that a mostly underdeveloped world like the one of the show permits him to do. And a m9re advanced animation style might open him up to more abilities, yeah - I don't think there's much they'd be 'allowed' to get away with on a show meant for young children.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      live action zaggy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Handsome fella

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a chonker, I bet he thumps for bananas

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're going anime, boyz.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anime Zaggy
        Wew

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we're not a general we swear

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      > when a show has a thread for every new episode

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when threads last almost a week at a time with barely any content

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          because the schizo keeps them alive with his spam about his rent free boogeyman

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's been oddly silent as of late, actually.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn't even bump the threads from what I've seen, you gays intentionally keep the threads alive as long as possible with constant page 10 bumps even when the discussion has long since died down.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              people will reply and bump to spite him you moron

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no, we're making a thread more cancerous to spite a shitposter

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, don't reply. Pretty certain this is him falseflagging since he can't spam the thread like he normally does without getting instantly banned again.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you gays think anyone tired of seeing baby bullshit like this and that toilet crap spammed is the same person?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because he always types the same way, that way being the way you are now.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And what "way" is that exactly moron?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your tone is very aggressive and you include an insult in every sentence you type. That combined with complaining about generals leads me to believe you're the same person.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there is only one person on Cinemaphile that has an aggressive tone and complains about generals
                I'm calling you a moron because you believe dumb shit like this.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no, not one person on all of Cinemaphile, but one or two on each board. Some boards have more, but usually its one or two of these kinds of posters per board.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just one or two
                Well it's now obvious that you haven't been here long at all

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dont forget his poor grammar suggesting he is either very stupid, underaged, or has a poor grasp of the english language.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Projecting much? Calling someone a moron doesn't constitute poor grammar.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Horrorgay is an ESL
                Not even surprising.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey now, I'm mexican and he disgusts me too. Also if you really want him to go away you shouldn't give him any attention beyond reports.

                Dont forget his poor grammar suggesting he is either very stupid, underaged, or has a poor grasp of the english language.

                He is all of that, remember that he revealed his YouTube account due to it.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else notice the line "she's always got to be so darn traditional" from Zaggy, the way it's said denotes there's definitely a connection between the two of them, so I'd argue this futher cements him as an angel and disproves any theories that Zaggy is a Demon Hare. As he's showing albeit inadvertently, there is a past and relationship between Gabby and Zaggy. Most likely from working together.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That and the fact Jonah remarks "there are so many angels" and we get a sequence of various angel names similar to Zag's, including Zagzagel most notably - who Zaggy is speculated to be. So this pretty firmly leans towards Zag being an actual angel.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly cannot tell if Zag is evil or if he is good and naturally just comes off as as kind of sus

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leaning increasingly towards actually good, if a bit of an butthole.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. He's terse, and maybe a little rude, but that only looks evil because we're so used to Gabby's milk-and-honey attitude.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just him not giving a shit about the show/script attitude and the fact that he doesn't wanna be here. However, the idea of getting into a setting with more depth and being excited about it did raise my alarm bells for a moment.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he genuinely just doesn't like the limitations of the Angel Hare show in and of itself.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he's like a hardened detective. He seemed suspicious of Jonah but seems to upgraded from hostile to just dismissive.

      Honestly I would be hostile to Jonah as well:
      >Be Zag
      >A 20 year old TV show that was a secret gateway for Angel's to communicate with kids. Only like 3 kids watched it. Someone has been airing it again.
      >One of the angels, Gabby, was talking to one of her old wards. Gabby has gone missing.
      >Go to the show. Now it's on so nothing called "twitch."
      >Gabby's kid is now some pizza faced mouthbeather. Talks about missing gabby like a three year old missing is his mother's tit.
      >Gabby's costar is a dithering idiot. Possibly the gayest badger I've met. He still thinks its sunday morning and doesnt want to make much noise so he doesnt disrupt nap time.
      >These two geniuses are my only leads and my only suspects, fantastic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now i am imagining Jonah and Francis recreating this scene to Zaggy while both are saying "But we're your idiots"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he’s morally righteous but detached from humanity at an individual level

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s good but not nice

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just had this thought, Gabby has a connection to Angel Hare, so presumably that is why we can see these overlays of (what we presume to be her) on any Angel Hare related media (the episodes and the letter episode). So, what does it mean if they keep showing up if/when the focus shifts to something else? Does that say they are showing up in Jonah's footage rather than the show itself?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ..That's a good question.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zag wants Jonah to play to play other stuff beside the angel hare cartoon
    Part of me wants it to be live action, an action movie or even porn will be hilarious but I know that's not possible.
    Second to that it'll be fun to see zaggy parodying other cartoon s rabbits or other shows with furry characters but I also know that's unlikely.
    Still I'm hype for the next episode

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Holy crap, ZAGGY from angel hare?
        >Jonah, where did you send me? Who is this pink one with no neck

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >pink one with no neck

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zaggy just begins hopping from show to show, getting more and more annoyed as various characters react to him

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon you can't just leak the next episode like that...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ANGEL ZAGGY?!
          >This isnt funny anymore, Jonah. You already put me through at least 3 of these types of 'shows'

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"Can you pick something better Jonah? Ugh, this is worse than being in that show with the alien and the talking goldfish-gah now I'm doing it! Jonah change the channel. Now!"

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Jonah changes it to South Park
              >Zaggy suddenly gets offended as he sees jesus on the talk show

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              As much as it would ruin the serious vibe that is going on right now. I can't help but laugh at the though of Jonah using this newfound knowledge of angels being able to move media to troll Zaggy. Though I did want to bring up that Francis avoids the question of whether Gabby never answered his call before? Is Francis covering for Jonah, and did she go awol before after what happened with his father?

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    From the comment section
    >NGL, that opening bit from Jonah about being unable to figure out who Zag is was me a few days ago when I had my own version of the Pepe Silvia scene, as I could not for the life of me find any actual effing testaments to any angels who Zag could match.
    >The closest was Zagagel, who is said to be an angel who appeared to Moses in the burning bush...
    >EXCEPT THAT ANY SOURCES ONLINE DIDN'T CITE ANY OTHER SOURCES AND THE ONLY OTHER ONE WAS A RANDOM GNOSTICISM FORUM SO LIKE??????????
    >NOT TO MENTION THAT AN ANGEL BEING IN THE BURNING BUSH DOESN'T MATCH UP WITH ANY VERSION OF SCRIPTURE I KNOW SO EVEN MORE SO LIKE??????
    >anyway yeah love this series god i love when analog horror things tackle religious stuff like this.
    Can't stop thinking about, is Zaggy an OC or are the creators making actually esoteric references.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The name is apparently an actual angelic name, going off of Google - but like that guy said, there aren't really any sources from what piece of religious apocrypha it comes from.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course its esoteric references. Anytime there are angels and they arent Jesus and are doing things besides standing around glowing it's an esoteric reference.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's an italian wiki entry: https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zagzagel

      And the one source it cited is an italian book named: "Dizionario universale dei miti e delle leggende."

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Appears only in israeli folklore
        >Something about baptism
        >Anthony S. Mercatante, Dizionario universale dei miti e delle leggende, Roma, Newton & Compton editori, 2001, pag. 664.
        The author seems like a reliable sources but what sources did he took for this are a mystery for now

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is Mercatante's biography, btw: https://www.encyclopedia.com/arts/educational-magazines/mercatante-anthony-s-1940-1991

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's the same reference I came across

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so i think this explains a lot
    A- angels seem unable to jump from one show to another if they are not being aired
    B- im not sure about this, but if the show is not being aired, the device that is being used might work as a cage against the angel.
    C- angels and maybe anyone can jump from one series to another, which explains why francis is the only one in the forest, everyone else already jumped ship.
    jonah had another viewer on his stream, which means that the other person might have gabby on their PC

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Regarding the population of the forest: My best guess there is that the show Angel Hare only has two characters, Gabby and Francis; there's no-one else, Francis was just in denial when he said that there were other animals in the forest, or maybe he was trying to stay in-character.
      If there was anyone else, don't you think Francis or Zaggy would have brought them into the investigation?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait. Hold on, I just realized something.

    There are two possibilities here.
    Either Peter (for example) becomes a person when Zaggy enters the show, or he doesn't, and remains nothing more than a set of drawings and voice lines.

    If he becomes a person, that obviously has INSANE implications, which is why I don't think it's going to happen.

    But if he *doesn't* become a person.. then what about Francis? Where did he come from?
    When he said he was an actuary, could he have actually been telling the truth there?
    He was an ordinary poker-playing human being working as an actuary, and one day he got desperate enough to call out for help, and Angel Gabby answered the call by.. dragging him into a TV show?.. Why would she do that?..

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually would not be surprised if they run with the idea that angels being in other pieces of media causes the characters in them to spontaneously gain self-awareness. It would be another suitably weird element to add.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the implication is that he needs a new show to air or maybe a specific one so he can take on a freaky seraphim form and that he'll discover something Gabby was trying to communicate. I guessing it might have to do with all the eyes and those secret images that have been flashing on screen since Gabby disappeared.

        Has anyone added the new fram to the map?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, that might explain why Francis seems to sort of have gained meta-awareness (or stopped staying in-character?) in Season 2.
        But I don't think it would be *suitably* weird; it doesn't feel like something that fits the rules, even though we don't know much about them.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A piece of wing this time. I left the time up if an anon wants to get a better capture.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's up with this face that keeps flashing in the opening?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I jacked the brightness and contrast and ran it through google image search but all I found were pretentious covers on soundcloud.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh hey, look at that. The human face was imposed over Zaggy's head.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting the thread back on track, Francis specifically mentions doodling visions he has received in his sleep “for giggles.” The question becomes, did he share these visions with Gabby, maybe that’s how she knew how best to help and guide him in each episode as she seems very sure of herself when delivering her message in Episode 2.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guide Jonah, if the last post wasn’t clear.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guide Jonah, if the last post wasn’t clear.

      > Sometimes, *as Gabby's confidant,* I get visions bestowed upon me in my sleep.
      (emphasis mine)
      Admittedly it's ambiguous, but I interpreted that bit as meaning that Gabby was the one sending the visions.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really bad episode honestly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I personally enjoyed it, but I do have to admit that they probably could have cut the whole first half of the episode without removing anything important.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it didn't get me hyped as much as the last two did. But it at least set up something interesting to happen so hopefully the next episode won't be as bad

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only one thing for sure, if TEP manages to botch up the ending then there's gonna be a shitstorm here.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Business as usual, then.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd have oyakodon with Gabby and her mother

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oyakodon
        wouldn't it make more sense to be wine and communion wafers?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's for church not at home

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody sane likes communion wafers

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Could always be openly moldy, y'know.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey i remember this, anon im sorry to tell you, but this is a fan character, its not an actual character.
        how do i know this? well thats simple, after zag first episode the authors were working on a ref of him, there is no chance that they would have a ref of an unknown character and give it away like this.
        so, sorry anon, this is someone's OC

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          But the character was made to be Gabby's mother right?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would invite Zag to be my best man for my wedding with Gabby.

      Ah its okay, it may look like it fits better but I'm concerned about the lack of robe. I tried fitting it onto the opposite end but that wasnt happening.
      I have a little curiosity that the small frame in the middle might be backwards.it just kinda screams to me that it needs to be on the other side, but im not sure if that might conflict with my piece.
      Could be something entirely different as a whole. We'll know when we've collected all the jigsaw pieces at the end of the series.

      Thank you for writing this. After looking at the new image for the missing robe I realized it overlaps perfectly with the previous feather image, meaning it is actually the left wing drawn with four feathers instead of the usual three. This allows the corner to be placed on the right side without having to worry about the angle of the robe.
      Also I've started to believe that rotating the images is unnecessary, and problems I was having with the angles on the head are solved by using Gabby's front-facing head model.
      The only major discrepancies with this new interpretation that I can see are the hair tuft and robe length differences, but they are not consistent with any other model I've seen anyway.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, yeah. So long as he doesn't flip out, it'd be kinda cute to tease him.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's real interesting that the drawing of the Easter day vision still has Gabby's ears and paws. Especially since Zaggy only brings up "eight fingers and a tail" rather than anything else about his Angel Hare gifted form.
    Makes me wonder how much of that will carry over into whatever prime time television Jonah forces him into.

    Also,
    >She's gotta be so darned traditional...
    What on earth did Zaggy mean by this?
    Is it because the vision is cryptic as frick? Or am I supposed to assume there's some nouveau way of presenting yourself as some higher angelic being?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think regardless of what form they take, angels in this setting most likely retain some trait of their angel hare forms in some manner. Whether that be ears and paws or something else.

      >What on earth did Zaggy mean by this?
      He's complaining because she used the stereotypical 'wings and massive burning eyes' form of seraphim instead of anything that would even remotely make sense to mortals, or at least, get them to not shit themselves with fear. So ergo, she's a traditionalist.

      Zaggy is apparently a boomer, but he's not THAT much of a boomer.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but he's not THAT much of a boomer
        >Doesn't know what streaming is
        Maybe Gabby just appreciates the classics, that or she likes scaring people with visions.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why not both?

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i rly been missing gabby lately bros

    also if anyone cares they updated the fan articles at the store
    i might get me the cute francis sticker

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we are in relative consensus that Gabby is actually one of Seraphim. What the hell was Francis doing to get one of their attention? He said that he "called out at his lowest low and Gabby came" and that she had to use one of her weapons when they first met. As we can also presumably believe Gabby telling him that even if you do something bad, you may still be forgiven referred to what he himself was doing when they first met. I'm guessing he was summoning demons.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Francis was either doing fricked up alchemical bullshit or did a summoning ritual and called up something he couldn't put down again. Seraphs, Cherubs, and Ophanim literally don't leave Heaven except under the most dire circumstances.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gabriel was one of only three named angels in the Bible, the other two being the Cherubim Michael and Lucifer, the highest ranked angel in heaven and the former highest ranked angel in heaven. Gabriel was sent to inform Mary, the Shepherds, and Wise Men of Christ's conception and later his birth. Seraphim seems like a fitting rank for Gabriel.

      If a better question is, what is THE Gabriel doing dealing with some kid and a cartoon badger? Jonah must be important for something to get Gabby as his guardian.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zaggy wants more depth? Does that mean he wants to become 3D?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That, or simply move into a setting with a more advanced animation style.

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