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who is that guy on the right?
>O she doth teach the torches to burn bright
>It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night
>As a rich israeliteel in an Ethiope’s ear
She looks like Jason Weaver. She isn't bad, but she isn't what people want to see Spider-Man making out with. Especially after the last thing he was in Tom Holland was getting BLACKED up against a fricking wall.
Looks like a horror movie
>black women scare me
>ugly creatures scare me
Yes. It runs in one's blood.
I've got a date with a fat assed light skin girl tomorrow night. Wish me luck, boys.
Good luck anon. We're all gonna make it.
>tattoos
ffs
Good luck you magnificent bastard!
I'd rather frick a literal Neanderthal.
black people are the only people on earth that have no neanderthal DNA
instead they have like 20% unknown hominid DNA from a mysterious, currently unidentified human cousin that existed in the region 50,000 years ago, that no other race shares.
Sauce?
he's talking about homosexual erectus we all have it, blacks just in higher proportion.
https://www.npr.org/2020/02/12/805237120/ghost-dna-in-west-africans-complicates-story-of-human-origins
no
>There aren't any bones or ancient DNA to prove it
Has to to be Yowie/Sasquatch/Bigfoot/Nephilem blood.
Jews only cast ugly black woman to demoralise white and blacks.
Why are you posting Mexicans? And since when is Lupita Nyongo ugly?
>since when is Lupita Nyongo ugly?
since anyone with eyes looked at her
are we like action figures to them?
I would vomit. Not because she's black but because she's so fricking nasty looking.
Her eyes are so white she looks like a dead Namekian. Or any random dead DBZ character. But specifically what popped into my mind when I saw her was "dead namekian"
holy shit I thought this was schizo gibberish but you're right
>so fat she has to wear black to appear slimming
>shitty black denim jeans
>has to incorporate fake hair to simulate actual growth as opposed to just pressing her hair out or putting on a wig or having a weave
>he's noticeably and considerably thinner than she is
Why y'all gotta be so racist? She's gorgeous.
This face was born to eat pussy. homie shouldn't take any photos from this angle. Her large lips make it look like she has a mustache. Beyond that she could afford to lose a lot of weight.
>Why y'all gotta be so racist? She's gorgeous.
Bruh I'm litteraly 5 minutes from jacking off to Willow Ryder porn. I'm not racist. She is ugly as frick and I say that as someone who doesn't give a frick about that "wall" nonsense Cinemaphile is always spouting off about.
>She
fricking transphobic trumptard nazi trash
Have you morphed her face to be bigger or something?
That's the blackest and ugliest gorilla I have ever seen
>"if im seen as calling her gorgeous then other people will think i stand for all women and accept me."
It's obviously a joke.
>WHERE ART THOU HALFLING!?!
kek PJ didn't even try to hide it back then, what a lad
Oh great, I was worried we had stopped pretending like a Shakespeare play done in London was literally ruining our lives because they cast Juliet as a black woman.
*an ugly black woman
>I DON’T WANT TO FRICK HER
Okay and people should care what you think because….?
So why do you care?
Because people like you keep spamming it and having meltdowns
The only one I see melting down here is (You).
Because Juliet is supposed to be an ethereal beauty, homosexual.
I'm a man. If I don't want to frick or protect and marry the female lead, the woman who is going have the most screentime next to the male lead who I'm supposed to be immersing myself as, then you've absolutely lost not only my interest bu the interest of every other straight man in the audience. Sure, I can focus on just a performance. I can get a lot of of watching different people act. But I can get SO MUCH MORE appreciation for a product when there's aesthetically pleasing people in the production. Juliet is the lead. If she looks like a dog then why the frick would I go off into my mind and fantasize about me being the one to rescue and love her and defending her honor and then eventually killing yourself in an act of rebellion? I get nothing out of that. I wouldn't waste my time entertaining the notion. Just like most men won't entertain this production.
Reminds me of when they made Hermione black for the theater production of Harry Potter. People b***hed, naturally, and Rowling took the time to go on her "HURR WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL IN THE CAST BEING REPLACED BY AN UGGO DOES FOR THE MORALE OF THE MALE AUDIENCE???" Stop being preposterous. People are usually very accommodating with theater performances. Not everyone was born with a face for the silver screen and theater plays are one of the few fields where most people are virtually even. You expect some uggos and freaks. But this production brought in a young Hollywood heartthrob whose name and fame are used to get attention for the production. That they fricked him and the whole play over by purposefully casting someone who looks like that just speaks to the expectation of the general audience. Attractive man needs an attractive woman to kiss and please and save. And vice versa.
*a very unattractive black woman
>they cast Juliet
I think you mean Corn Romeo
>corn holio
but not done pretending you're a crybaby redditor tourist evidently
>Ayo Romeo in sweet Verona weez starcrossed n' shieereeet, senpai frfr
>Verona
whats that thing taped to her face
It’s called a microphone
that seems like the obvious answer but i dont believe you
breath freshener
His career is pretty much toast, right?
>I can’t find anything else to b***h about so I guess I’ll start whining about a local stage play casting
>I have no arguments because I am a gay homosexual like Pedro Pascal who never, ever champions for on-screen beauty of women and am quite content to watch men be paired in neutral relationships with ugly women which discourages the people watching
Romeo bros... it's not looking good
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13409297/Zendaya-boyfriend-Tom-Holland-lunch-date-Romeo-Juliet-cancelled.html
Put him in a tracksuit. homie looks like a tiny russian henchman (but gay).
I think it's almost over for him. He's had no success out of the MCU so far, just a load of flops and duds. His serious acting has been found out and very hard to take seriously because he's literally just Spiderman at least until he looks older
>I think it's almost over for him
I sure hope so.
Timmy Chalamamba stole all his roles. It's so over for Tom
I wonder if he is jealous of him. That twink decided not to do any capeshit and gets tons of serious roles.
Timmy is frickin some billionaire bimbo and getting all good roles and Tom is getting pegged by zendaya and stuck playing spidey for the rest of his life
Timmy wishes Chalamet was fricking him, you mean. We all know Zendaya is his beard.
Timmy didn't sell his soul to capeshit and has more connections in israelitewywood. Easy
Fricking hell, he really hit the wall
>that skull shape
Oh boy the chud brigade is up early this morning lol. Black people exist. Get over it.
>Oh boy the chud brigade is up early this morning lol. Black people exist. Get over it.
and here comes the cuck brigade
>cuck
Did I just wake up in 2014?
It looks like a Yautja.
How to pronounce yaujta?
Her belly protrudes more than her boobs.
People in glass houses whining about other people not meeting their shallow beauty standards.
>people getting upset about people on Cinemaphile talking shit
How low can we go?
I don't like lookin' at 'em. Never 'ave. Never will.
>modern clothing
I thought it would be funny to see Juliet in a renaissance costume
I think they got about as far as they're gonna get pushing BMWF so they've shifted towards WMBF. All you oil drillers are doing the bidding of our demonic overlords
As I understood it was just another "what if Romea and Juliet was in a modern day" very original idea, so to keep up with the latest trends the whole act was culture-coded after african americans so instead of "a plague on both your houses" they say "ayo mfuka fuk yo b***h ass crew bro and fuk yo b***h ass crew too homie"
Look at it lmao IM LE ACTINGGGGGG *opens eyes as wide as possible
It's gonna make half a billy and Cinemaphile will seethe, screenshit this
Spiderman x Predator
Chud:
>all women are superficial prostitutes who only care about looks and money
Also chud:
>look at that ugly monkey b***h! HA! HA! She doesn't even look like a woman
Shame on you Cinemaphile.
Those aren't mutually exclusive.
So you believe white culture is superior but not even Shakespeare’s words can survive being delivered by a black?