>Anon, are you a virgin?
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>Anon, are you a virgin?
>Anon, are you a virgin?
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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I have pictures and a video of me from college in bed with a girl to disprove any of these accusations.
me too, except it's AI generated I am in fact a virgin
actually this could work, have ai give me a big dick and show me fricking prostitutes, it's too easy
is that a wart on your chin?
What did she mean by this?
Males who fail to obtain sex give her the ick
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
y..yes...can you help?
and then she's like
she's stroking out
she's a frickbot and her programming bugged out while lubricating her facial frick port
Some very minor side effects from the booster, it's normal for a young woman her age
Yes, who cares?
Yes, I'm 31 year old virgin. Now what?
get topped
Yes, I'm not married.
Actually decent comeback
>Are you one of those Christian Taliban I read about? I'm going to call the cops
You can fix that.
>I wish I were. Don't you?
"Yes, what are you going to do about it?"
Laugh at you, along with all her male and female co-workers. That's the reality. Normies won't respect you when they find out. You're not even human to them.
If they ask, they already know
I didn't say they needed to ask. However they find out their feelings will remain the same.
Who the frick cares about what normies think?
Ascend the yid society we're forced to live in
Yeah, no. The reality is that 99% of people will have normie co-workers in order to earn money and survive. There is no real escape unless you work from home.
There are jobs where your co-workers personal feelings of you as a person don't interfere with the work, and therefor don't matter
Unless you hide in your car on every lunch break and are able to avoid people the entire time, it's not happening.
Anon just be yourself.
If it doesn't interfere with the work then it doesn't matter how they feel about you.
You need a life and purpose outside of work.
You're just there to make money to as you say survive
I'm with you, most people are immature, but there is no escape unless you work in an incredibly nerdy industry.
>n-no you
Women should be making us sandwiches and should not be allowed to drive, vote, or work.
Hitler was right
Hitler didn't say that.
LMAO
I would probably lie about being a virgin in the hopes of getting laid
virgin? who are you my grandma? it's called incel honey, try to keep up
my reply: how come you didnt save yourself for marriage like a traditional woman if you want a man that is traditional aka will protect and provide for you
>lmaooo ok incel
>everyone point and laughs at you
the guy you want does not want you. he's gonna go for the younger, not used up version of you. sorry honey
women get that anyway you fricking idiot.
>Why, do you be my first?
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
I point to my son and laugh while we walk away to get get some ice cream.
>I point to my wife's black son and laugh while we walk away to get get some ice cream.
No i'm Lion
heh
>Yeah
it is what it is toobs
>has a gf
>gf
he had a live in meth grandma for a couple nights
>hey Anon cant remember if you got kids
Nah I dont
>oh how is the wife/girlfriend then?
Dont have that either
>Guess you can spend the weekend hanging with the boys then!
Yeah...
Yes, but I'm gonna rape you.
Just confidently say yes with a straight face.
>No, and I'm never gonna have sex again.
Just claim you lost it in college, but it was disappointing.
people don't try to dig in and ask questions irl when you say that
>Are you?
No, but it's been so long that I may as well be again.
almost a wizard and teenage stacies still make me feel intimidated
I'm saving myself for Cleo
"Nope."
Of course not - there are prostitutes in Thailand that look way thinner than you for $20.
I'm 25 years old and a virgin.
>No I'm gay
"why, are you one of those weird virgin hunters or something?"
I simply say no, because I am not a virgin
I deflect and ask her is that a metal straw? Aren't you worried about poking your eye?
sounds more than a threat than a deflection
people asked me that in the past, now everyone just obviously avoids talking about girls, relationships, or sex around me
honestly worse
YES, I AM!
Yeah.
>Oh really?
Uh huh.
>Don't be too sad, it's overrated anyways haha.
Sure.
>You'll find someone one of these days, don't worry about it!
Yeah.
>I lost my virginity at 25 to a large breasted slavic prostitute in Amsterdam who greatly overcharged me for a passionless experience
> Why, yes. How could you tell?