>Anon, have you penetrated anyone yet?
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I love this b***h so fricking much,
I would literally never stop eating her pussy until my jaw fell off
what if she farted
>what if she farted
Bueno
That might be the only thing to stop me from eating her pussy. I would instead transfer my mouth to her anus and take in her sweet aroma.
Holy fvcking based
do hookers count?
yes
I just lost my virginity to a hooker a few days ago
It felt fricking amazing and I don't give a frick what you homies say
I'm gonna keep doing it because I can't get normal chicks anyways so frick it
How did you find her? How much did you pay?
Brothel
Equivalent of about 100 USD
What country? Are the girls actually attractive?
Fair enough man, good luck. I always left brothels feeling sad and empty not to mention with less money.
I guess I see where you're coming from but I agree with this guy
It feels good and it's a mutually beneficial transaction
Also like I said, I know that if I go to the bar or club or w/e no girl will even give me the time of day, so I'm just making the best of my situation
where do you even find a hooker you fricking larpers it’s not like uber eats
imagine lying on fricking Cinemaphile
This is a joke right
If you don't live in America it literally is like ordering Uber eats dummy
i made my exgf puke on my dick a couple times, does that count?
Did she died?
yes but not many times and I seriously doubt it's ever going to happen again
Like with cutting wit or serious analysis?
>That scene where she catches her son perving on her in the bath then casually stands up and calls him a goose
Why cant they make porn like this?
they do, you can't search for a video without incest being half the search results
No I mean decent incest porn not that "mom and (not)son" trash. What I wish is if they just took movie scenes and re-did them in HD but with real sex. Or in this case used it to stage a really hot incest mom and son scene.
>Mars be cursed, youll never make prefect if you dont frick something! Here, let me show you.
>That scene where she catches her son perving on her in the bath
I thought the point was that he wanted to talk to her, but was too shy/timid to interrupt her while she was naked, so he waited. Which is why she says "don't be shy", which is part of her quest to turn Octavian into a man. He had that feminine anima in the beginning.
Sometimes I can be very innocent and doe-eyed though, but I never got any sexual voyeur incest vibes from that scene.
You hit it with the point of a needle.
I was happier when I was a virgin.
I've been saving myself for you, mommy.
god she was so hot
>Stuck in the hold of a libyan tank for 2 weeks
>5 dudes and one chick
>one toilet
Imagine her coming out of the head after taking a big steamy period shit.
why are you like this
Got bullied in school, saw a naked woman when I was 4 and got a boner/was left very confused and frustrated over it, got rejected by girls in HS. I dunno.
>saw a naked woman when I was 4
i dont have any memories from before i was like 12
you fricking liar
That's very unusual anon. My earliest memory is when I was 2, and I had blocked out a lot of my early life due to trauma, but that's pretty extreme to start there.
Rough life?
>i dont have any memories from before i was like 12
Lol zoomer coom brain spotted.
I remember she was my baby sitter. Mom used to leave me with her 2 days a week. All her kids were at school and her husband was at work. One day she decided to sunbathe topless in the back yard and I went outside to ask her for a drink of water and saw her giant breasts. I dont think she realised that I realised what I was seeing at the impact it was havoing on me because she casually got up and walked me back inside, breasts out and got me a drink. I then continued to go outside and ask her for things and she got frustrated and gave up.
Similar thing happened when I was about 8 or 9. Went to a beach and experienced topless sunbathers in public. Literally wacthed a women set up camp 5 metres from us, take off her top exposing her white pointer breasts then took off her bottoms and laid there ALL DAY in full view of my and my brother.
It really really fricked me. I remember pestering my mom about it for ages and I think she was kind of disturbed at how fixated and angry I was about it.
>Metres
>Thinks he's Le Broken because he's super straight
Black person, are you an ape from the boats?
I've known Black folk in my day, their mothers did not approve of race mixing.
The frick are you on about?
>"It turned me heterosexual and now I'm ruined for life"
Bait
>i dont have any memories from before i was like 12
Anon, you were diddled when you were a kid and then suppressed the memories of your entire childhood to cope with it.
Holy shit you are a real life NPC
this thread has gone off rails. post more hot lady
I had the final epiphany this morning
It happened when I looked up what Miley Cyrus looks like in current year, and saw that she looks like a bogged granny. And I realized, I'm still pining after my ex, the one who got away, who was beautiful 7 years ago but is now the same age as Granny Bog Cyrus. And then I closed the tab and my browser went back to the tab of a Miley Cyrus music video from 10+ years ago, when she was still good looking. And I realized, I'm not a man entering his twilight years age who missed out on young love. I'm a man entering his golden age, who can now afford 30 years of good times with young prostitutes. This is the summer of George.
Hookers wont give you the satisfaction you want anon. But you do you. Also bare in mind that being a bawd these days isn't shameful or something girls have to hide but is in fact encouraged and lucrative. Soo all those sluzzies you pay to frick are living the high life while alot of young men suffer alone. And then when they finish college with a law degree they walk straight into a 6 figure job with no judgement due to their past.
Young men choose to suffer because they're homosexuals.
Actually its because modern women dont want to frick them because theyre raised to think they can prostitute themselves out and only frick chads
This. Men are raised to value women too much. They would be better off being more utilitarian. Frick whatever you can. Romance is bullshit and so is love mostly. The only time you should value a woman is if shes worth investing in and you do so. Value your wife if you can find one who is worth it. Romance is a story men told other men women do not respect you for it.
All this would be solved if the entire society weren't set up as a stage for women to gallivant around showing their buttholes and buttcheeks on. Who says we have to put up with this? All of our problems arise from the unexamined assumption that we "owe" women the freedom to act like prostitutes and clog up public life and space with their sexual displays.
Just revoke female suffrage and make voting by family unit only, not by individual. Impose heavy penalties for being a childless prostitute and create incentives for being a good mother in a stable family. Ban sex in advertising. There, 90% of society's problems solved. Sex was never meant to be the center of life like it is now.
my brother in christ get yourself some pussy and get over yourself
We did this to ourselves. We won the civilization game and indulged our whims. Bottom line is men are biologically built to bend over for women and women are built to get resources from men.
The civilizational cycle is inevitable. The animal that adapts to survive in hardship cannot handle life when the hardship is removed. Humans will always self destruct. Its probably an evolutionary advantage. Same thing about how death in individual organisms allows for evolution. Human society constantly changing is an advantage and therefore the self destruction being built in is an advantage.
I don't think that's true, I think it's historically contingent. Western man only did this to himself because he rose so high so fast he decided to try every "what if?" social experiment that crossed his mind, like "what if the only reason women are such shit is because we repress them?"
I agree about things being cyclical and change and decay being inevitable, but this specifically was a unique and uniquely failed experiment in human history and can never be tried again.
Im pretty sure the animal who evolves to sovle problems constantly cant handle a world were all the problems are solved. There is a subset that can satisfy themselves but #1 I see massive depression everywhere and #2 I see people breaking shit on purpose on all societal levels just to have something to do.
ATIA OF THE JULII
I CALL FOR PENETRATION
my mother asked me this question once out of nowhere and it was incredibly awkward
And what of good solonius?
baste
no!
It's been many fortnights since.
she acted so shamelessly to her son but got mad as frick when he fricked his sister lol what the frick she was jealous he didnt try to frick her instead the disgusting old hag
today i will take a trip the the ocean floor