It's not crazy unaffordable. Limos are sometimes cheaper than cabs, especially if you split them with 4 people. You can rent em for a whole night for less than a taxi would cost, assuming you hop a few places.
You can go down to new orleans and hire an entire marching band and get permission from the city to throw yourself a parade in your own honor. Why be a gay in slum york driving around in some shitty dick taxi?
>so poor and ignorant he tries to bait
lmao, thanks for letting me know you've never left your mcsuburb
no, he's
Oh wow. Detroit pizza looks exactly like a poor single mother just tossed some shit into a pan
right, it doesn't look impressive in the slightest.
then again, american pizza is greasy gloop - the difference with the 'detroit' picture is that it looks very very boring.
coming from someone who lived in central detroit
Why did Kevin experience more Christmas spirit in corporate NYC than his home town?
That old bag at the chemist was a right Scrooge. A child steals a toothbrush and you want him thrown in prison? The jerk pizza guy who calls him a cheap skate for not giving a bigger tip. Compare to everyone in New York who was helpful and nice to him.
John Hughes movies are weird. They often approach brilliance, and then oddly go way overboard in just a couple scenes. Uncle Buck is a perfectly wholesome family movie until a scene where Buck is trying to get the washing machine to work and starts beating on it and swearing, being overheard by a nosy neighbor who thinks he's raping someone ("You're going to take my load whether you like it or not!"). Ferris Bueller is practically a work of art, except for a ridiculously overlong scene where the pedo principle battles a rottweiler and falls in the mud on his quest to break into the house and annihilate the life of a teenager for skipping school.
Close the lid, moron.
I was very careful.
this. all the heat escapes in 2 minutes and you're left with a piece of dry rubber
Imagine being rich that you could drive round New York City in a limo with a TV and do whatever you want
It's not crazy unaffordable. Limos are sometimes cheaper than cabs, especially if you split them with 4 people. You can rent em for a whole night for less than a taxi would cost, assuming you hop a few places.
Where?
We don't have a limo culture, maybe I can buy a used one and fix it
It must be nice being israeli
You can go down to new orleans and hire an entire marching band and get permission from the city to throw yourself a parade in your own honor. Why be a gay in slum york driving around in some shitty dick taxi?
Thanks but I’m a Hot Dog man.
mmmm - a whole Cheese Pizza just for me!
Now that's a pizza I could really play Dominos on
Where's the fricking hot wings ? Pizza sucks ass and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
He doesn't want pepperoni, ham, bacon, or any other delicious toppings? Just cheese?
I'd enjoy a 4-cheese pizza. But I'm eating it 'cause someone else provided it. I didn't choose it.
People who eat cheese-only pizza are NPCs. I can't think of a more milquetoast food.
milk toast would be more milquetoast
I always get a cheese pizza to test out a new places pizza chops. You don’t know this because you’re 2:1 a Barstool gay.
nta, but I always test a pizza shop by judging how good their pepperoni pizza is.
NY pizza ain't like other pies, Jack. You're talking about the best in the world.
*record scratch* *Detroit enters the battlefield and breaks your morale*
Oh wow. Detroit pizza looks exactly like a poor single mother just tossed some shit into a pan
>so poor and ignorant he tries to bait
lmao, thanks for letting me know you've never left your mcsuburb
no, he's
right, it doesn't look impressive in the slightest.
then again, american pizza is greasy gloop - the difference with the 'detroit' picture is that it looks very very boring.
coming from someone who lived in central detroit
>"central Detroit"
A paki who moved to Hamtramck last year isn't a Detroiter.
Sorry you don't know shit about pizza, Rajesh
>milquetoast
>I can't think of a more milquetoast food.
kek, stealing this bait
fed!
>a secretive man in his 40s alone with a boy in a hotel room orders "cheese pizza"
Means nothing. Cinemaphile invented the "cheese pizza = child porn" euphemism. It's a /b/ thing. No boomer would have thought it odd or unusual.
Wasn't there a story in the 80s about the White House sending out for pizza but it was for young boys to show up?
There's an entry in Urban Dictionary from 2010 describing it as a code for child porn, so it certainly pre-dates pizzagate
Lest we forget Obama's sixty-thousand-dollar hot dogs...
>Taxi driver gets in and smirks in the rear view mirror
>Two cheese pizzas just for me. I must be on the nice list this year
Why did Kevin experience more Christmas spirit in corporate NYC than his home town?
That old bag at the chemist was a right Scrooge. A child steals a toothbrush and you want him thrown in prison? The jerk pizza guy who calls him a cheap skate for not giving a bigger tip. Compare to everyone in New York who was helpful and nice to him.
John Hughes movies are weird. They often approach brilliance, and then oddly go way overboard in just a couple scenes. Uncle Buck is a perfectly wholesome family movie until a scene where Buck is trying to get the washing machine to work and starts beating on it and swearing, being overheard by a nosy neighbor who thinks he's raping someone ("You're going to take my load whether you like it or not!"). Ferris Bueller is practically a work of art, except for a ridiculously overlong scene where the pedo principle battles a rottweiler and falls in the mud on his quest to break into the house and annihilate the life of a teenager for skipping school.
I hate the singing scene in feris beuler. That shit goes on for way too long in my opinion.
I hate that that's what jeffrey jones will be remembered for.
Yeah. He was just bein' himself.