>pale-skinned redhead with a thin yet curvy body and oversized butt attempts to find work in current year plus nine
Her career was dead before it was even born
you just know cheryl's lesbian ass has been dreaming of doing that since she first saw veronica
she also wanted betty before they found out that they were related
I did. You weren't nude. So the movie sucked ass. Also, why the frick weren't Chapter 1 and Chapter 2 released as one fricking movie? Chapter 2 is what justifies the reboot and now all the critics are pissed because Chapter 1 is just a beat for beat remake of the original, except [/spoiler]the girl lives!. Some of Chapter 2 should've been in Chapter 1 or they should've merged them together. Now Chapter 1 has bombed and it's unclear if Chapter 2 will ever come out.
Also, Renny, that's not how a fricking inhaler works. You can't just turn a fricking empty water bottle into an inhaler. You need the fricking steroids to open up you air passageways.
No. It's a reboot. It's being marketed as "See how The Strangers became The Strangers". In fact DON'T WATCH the original movie lol. It will make you think Strangers Chapter 1 is a decent film if you don't watch the original....because Strangers Chapter 1 is a beat for beat remake. Sure they're in Oregon instead of Texas, and sure this time the couple is loving couple instead of one who just broke up. But it's literally the same movie, we just changed the setting and characters slightly.
It's a three part reboot. The justification for the reboot seems to be in Chapter 2 and Chapter 3. A beat for beat remake makes some sense for Chapter 1, because The Strangers are serial killers, so it makes sense their modus operandi wouldn't change. But that's not interesting for a stand-alone movie. The justification is Madelaine's character survives, unlike Liv Tyler's character. So something is going to happen with her surviving the attack. Maybe The Strangers will come after her in the hospital (Halloween II) or maybe she will try to seek them out and get revenge.
But yeah, Chapter 1 as a movie by itself has no reason to exist. It needs Chapter 2 at least to justify itself, which currently has no release date, and is probably predicated on Chapter 1 doing well........
I'm assuming she kills Dollface, because in the original The Strangers, after they finish killing the couple, the other two say to Dollface that the next one will be easier, seeming to imply that was Dollface's first killing with them.
They're covered up the whole time lol. She has a shower scene, but you don't see anything. Not even her bare ass. If you're going for coomer material, you won't find anything, unless you like looking at clothed redheads.
She also ugly cries, which was a huge turnoff. She's also the alpha in the relationship with her boyfriend. He submits to her and runs her little doggy errands. The only thing the boyfriend has going for him is he can shoot a shotgun.
Her ass is enormous, it's bigger than Camila's. It's interesting that CW actresses are finally starting to have some mainstream success, Madelaine Petsch, Camila Mendes, and Lili Reinhart are all getting work.
Her boyfriend is actually some guy who she friend zoned for years and who had a oneitis for her. He didn't give up and now they're living together. It's a cute story. It probably hurt him like hell when she was with other guys, but he stuck with it and didn't give up. He's a role model for Cinemaphile.
Assuming that story is true it’s incredibly rare. She’s definitely fricking guys on the side and uses that romantic gush to unload all her feelings on. In a woman’s mind it’s not cheating if you don’t have an emotional connection with all the other guys they frick.
The original is 10/10, sequel sucked, and part 1 was just a remake basically. She’s attractive but her fillers are gross and the brown eyes aren’t my thing at all.
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Strangers Chapter 1 was fricking moronic in so many places. The fridge part was the worst though.
anyway best part was her running around in no pants. don't like her face but her ass is kino.
Stranger Things season 1? Why are you doing the Eleven pose
This is a Reinhart board. Get this slag out of here!
That's not true
Big butt ginger will always be the best Riverdale girl
t. didn't watch Riverdale because it was trash tier
you're missing out
Not watching it
She wasn't dating that guy. She's with a white guy.
yes, it's her bull
Never confirmed. A piggyback ride is common with friends. I've done it with girls I wasn't dating.
>A piggyback ride is common with friends
lol the cope is real
This guy's never spent any time around girls in his life
He gave her a ride from the front as well if you get what I’m saying. Little black baby coming in 9-months if she doesn’t have an abortion.
homie looks zesty as hell, that's her gay bestie for sure
She deserves the best
I just see 2 africans
That's not her bf buck boy
Is that a black Ross Geller?
yikes
>dark
>tall
>handsome
the complete trifecta; a woman would have to braindead to not want in
only mutts with brainrot think dark means Black person
dark as in white skin dark hair
yer a beta blac b***h boi
I think you've put more thought into it than women do. Is there something you want to admit, bud?
Now this is an April O'neill I can get behind
No, I don't watch horror movies because my IQ is over 105.
>pale-skinned redhead with a thin yet curvy body and oversized butt attempts to find work in current year plus nine
Her career was dead before it was even born
you just know cheryl's lesbian ass has been dreaming of doing that since she first saw veronica
she also wanted betty before they found out that they were related
I did. You weren't nude. So the movie sucked ass. Also, why the frick weren't Chapter 1 and Chapter 2 released as one fricking movie? Chapter 2 is what justifies the reboot and now all the critics are pissed because Chapter 1 is just a beat for beat remake of the original, except [/spoiler]the girl lives!. Some of Chapter 2 should've been in Chapter 1 or they should've merged them together. Now Chapter 1 has bombed and it's unclear if Chapter 2 will ever come out.
Also, Renny, that's not how a fricking inhaler works. You can't just turn a fricking empty water bottle into an inhaler. You need the fricking steroids to open up you air passageways.
Do I need to watch the other movie(s) before watching this?
No. It's a reboot. It's being marketed as "See how The Strangers became The Strangers". In fact DON'T WATCH the original movie lol. It will make you think Strangers Chapter 1 is a decent film if you don't watch the original....because Strangers Chapter 1 is a beat for beat remake. Sure they're in Oregon instead of Texas, and sure this time the couple is loving couple instead of one who just broke up. But it's literally the same movie, we just changed the setting and characters slightly.
Why would they do that the frick
It's a three part reboot. The justification for the reboot seems to be in Chapter 2 and Chapter 3. A beat for beat remake makes some sense for Chapter 1, because The Strangers are serial killers, so it makes sense their modus operandi wouldn't change. But that's not interesting for a stand-alone movie. The justification is Madelaine's character survives, unlike Liv Tyler's character. So something is going to happen with her surviving the attack. Maybe The Strangers will come after her in the hospital (Halloween II) or maybe she will try to seek them out and get revenge.
But yeah, Chapter 1 as a movie by itself has no reason to exist. It needs Chapter 2 at least to justify itself, which currently has no release date, and is probably predicated on Chapter 1 doing well........
The other the strangers might as well be different people, unless the redhead becomes Mr the stranger bag man
I'm assuming she kills Dollface, because in the original The Strangers, after they finish killing the couple, the other two say to Dollface that the next one will be easier, seeming to imply that was Dollface's first killing with them.
I'll watch this for the BIG WHITE MOMMY MILKERS
They're covered up the whole time lol. She has a shower scene, but you don't see anything. Not even her bare ass. If you're going for coomer material, you won't find anything, unless you like looking at clothed redheads.
She also ugly cries, which was a huge turnoff. She's also the alpha in the relationship with her boyfriend. He submits to her and runs her little doggy errands. The only thing the boyfriend has going for him is he can shoot a shotgun.
BBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>BRAAAAP
Her ass is enormous, it's bigger than Camila's. It's interesting that CW actresses are finally starting to have some mainstream success, Madelaine Petsch, Camila Mendes, and Lili Reinhart are all getting work.
Thank you bug man
I saw dat ass. Jesus.
Nice log dispenser
She should play Red Sonja or Poison Ivy
>red head playing a red head in current year
Keep dreaming
Imagine being an Asian "male".
Did she settle with her black bf yet?
Her boyfriend is actually some guy who she friend zoned for years and who had a oneitis for her. He didn't give up and now they're living together. It's a cute story. It probably hurt him like hell when she was with other guys, but he stuck with it and didn't give up. He's a role model for Cinemaphile.
Assuming that story is true it’s incredibly rare. She’s definitely fricking guys on the side and uses that romantic gush to unload all her feelings on. In a woman’s mind it’s not cheating if you don’t have an emotional connection with all the other guys they frick.
one day...
Bvilt for Big Black Mixraced Babies
peaked here
Nope, is it good? Never heard about it
bryce dallas 2.0
Sorry, I don't watch prequels, sequels, reboots, nostalgia bait or franchise slop. Make an original script instead you clueless fricks.
>and death to anyone to anyone who stands in my way!
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP
Now I know what "sweet release of death" means.
I dontlike her makeup
looks like she has drool on her chin
well, i do
Sorry, I don't acknowledge fat women.
Fat women aren't people.
the only fat part is her ass
I can tame her
Riverdale was kinda shit but it's one of the last shows with a pretty consistently attractive cast that I can think of. I should have appreciated it.
Unfortunately the show was plain stupid regardless of how hot the main cast was.
That was part if the appeal. It was literally written by schizophrenic Archie erotic fanfiction authors
In a perfect timeline they were picked by HBO first
aaaand Reinhart still mogs
In your dreams.
Madelaine is a bombshell. Betty is cute.
Reinhart >>>> rest of em
Your opinion = not considered
that anon is right
madelain is more sexually appealing cause of her ass but lili is far more beautiful
only a matter of time til she's not
Wtf is that real?
Aha noo don’t start depression eating and gain 100 depression lbs nooo that would be HORRIBLE and my dick isn’t hard from thinking about it at all!!!
look how much higher the blonde's butt sits vs the redhead. I love redheads but the blonde is hands down the hottest
That pic is from 7 years ago, the blonde lost her ass and is ugly now but the redheads ass has gotten fatter
>and is ugly now
?
I'd be interested in photographic evidence of your claim, strictly for my categorical research of course
The original is 10/10, sequel sucked, and part 1 was just a remake basically. She’s attractive but her fillers are gross and the brown eyes aren’t my thing at all.
She was so fricking hot in Riverdale it made me cry.
Her phat ass bouncing in every scene was very distracting.
Proof?
>STOP!
>looking at my boobies
it’s israelites…
post green dress
mmmmmpppmfgphfgmhmfhgmmhmfgmhmmhfghfghfghpfghmmfmghpfghfghfghmm mmoremoremoreMOREMORE MORE MORE i'm fricking cummming bro MORE MORE
How do I get a job like his?
The question is why cant she rub it by herself? And that guy doesnt look gay either.
Only a professional rubber can be trusted to rub hot actresses' chests.
I heard it was abysmal, sad to see it happen
No. I couldn't fit it into my kinoplex schedule this week.
How soon before western women do gravure full time?
Imagine the disgusting shitskin homosexual rapebeard loser sitting there posting homosexual shit like this
I saw a movie where she plays a blind girl
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Strangers Chapter 1 was fricking moronic in so many places. The fridge part was the worst though.
anyway best part was her running around in no pants. don't like her face but her ass is kino.
post that running ass
Aside from that the film had a rare few cool shots in it. I will make webms when it hits streaming.
BBC only ?
Butterfaces are my fetish. Good thread.