>“Anon what the HECK were you doing talking to that floozy in the Starbucks on Elmont Street? Don’t lie to me I saw you! Am I not good enough for you? Is that it? Think you need some soft human girl to make you feel like a strong man? Well guess what? You’re mine and you will never get rid of me.”
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I was just ordering a drink, honey.
Can confirm, I was standing in line behind this butthole. Dude took forever customizing the shit outta his order then just nixed it and got a coffee with 2 cream, 2 sugar.
Fricking dick
I was sleep deprived.
My fault, bro. It's hard to please a Kryptonian.
You good bro, but you might wanna run.
Bitch, I told you I was standing behind him in line. His story is confirmed. Fricking women. Super hearing and still incapable of listening
I was behind this anon and it's true. You should kill him for making us wait.
>“NO. I’m sick of the lies Anon! I know you want some soft normal human girl! I’m so stupid to even think you’d want to be with a kryptonian.”
It would be hot if a villain had unbottoned her diaper and left her bottomless during one of the various times she was tied up/pinned against a wall during this run.
Honey, I plan to make you the mother of an entire new step in human evolution. I will use every scrap of super tech to ensure that when I knock you that you'll have twins at minimum.
A basic b***h at Starbucks wouldn't even get my dick hard.
>“Now you’re just saying what you think I want to hear. I saw her put her hand on your arm and the way she looked at you. I want to crush her head between my hands!”
Go for it, not like human laws can stop you
CAVEMAN PART OF MY BRAIN ACTIVATED
>SEE CRYING WOMAN, MUST PROTECT AND CONSOLE
I'M SORRY KARA I WAS JUST WIRED THIS WAY
Wear your Apocalypse outfit if you're gonna talk dirty to me
God I want an abusively overprotective jealous superhero gf so bad
Crush MY head with your bare hands Kara PLEASE
Can someone who read N52 Supergirl stuff explain why she was always seething? She even became a Red Lantern iirc
She was constantly horny for dick but the only one on Earth who could handle her was her cousin, who refused.
Do you guys like injustice supergirl?
I do, her turning against Kal as she realized just how far off the deep end he'd gone and choosing to fight alongside Batman was interesting. Plus there's tons of great porn of her so that's a bonus.
Hell yeah, she's pretty cute
Can't remember anything about the story of Injustice 2 though
>Black Adam finds Kara’s ship
>Lies and gaslights her into thinking batman is evil and unjustly imprisoned superman
>They break WW out of prison
>Braniac attacks earth while they try to break Superman out of prison
>Batman let’s superman out because they need him to beat Braniac
>Kara realizes somethings wrong when Diana tries to ignore humans being taken prisoner, tries to kill baddies without due process, and when humans are afraid of her
>Asks Supes why he tries to convince her that murdering everyone bad is the way to go and a dictatorship is necessary
>She doesn’t like this and is heartbroken by the lies and what he became while she was gone
>They beat Braniac
>Superman inevitably betrays Batman and Co. After they beat Braniac
>Kara beats superman and becomes a new symbol of hope being groomed by Batman
>groomed by Batman
Wtf Bruce she's your ex best friend's cousin
Pussy’s tight tho
Supertight, even
I need her
MOOOOOOOOT
I SEE BUSH
MOOOOOOOOT
MOOOOOOOOOOOOT
There is no moot.
She’s pure, optimistic, and unblemished. I love her…
Her over undies look like a diaper
>me
>Starbucks
YOU THINK YOU SEE RED
WAIT TILL I'M THROUGH WITH YOU
She should've never been able to take off the ring
Don't think I don't know about you and Brainiac 5, you prostitute.
She should have a lingerie addiction and wear different cute lacey panties every time she fights. Because she's an alien she doesn't understand why this is inappropriate and lewd.
This was an actual movie called My Super Ex-GF or something.
That costume was so bad I had to check Google to see if that was AI slop for a second.
The guy in the super ex girlfriend movie had bad taste
Now there are three of us who saw that movie.
I am the fourth
I liked you better when you were Brown
Latina supergirl is pretty cool, the actress isn't bad (though there's seriously no reason for the race change) but I doubt her movie is gonna be good
She and Barry's mom were the best parts of that movie.
I’m fine with Latina SG, though I prefer blonde, but my GOD give her long hair. I don’t even hate shirt hair but it looks awful for SG
Nah the short hair is cute
NO
i thought it was because it was a multiverse movie
like she isn't the one you'll see in the main universe
>her movie
you guys really don't keep up on things do you?
Anything she’s in is hers you homosexual
>Oh hey babe, what's up?
>tfw no superheroine gf
It hurts man.
You’d be ok with her crushing your hand out of jealous possessiveness if she saw a normie girl looking at you?
Oh... well I uhhhhhh... LOOK KARA ITS GENERAL ZOD!
>Runs away
Made me laugh like a maniac for a solid minute. Good fricking post, mate.
I was just asking where I could find a good cup of coffee.
oooh noooo guess you’ll just have to, I don’t know, strap me to my bed and drain my balls dry until I learn my lesson.
Please don't ruin superheroines for me by making them act like real life women
Let me put a baby in her please god
Kara, don't make me get your cousin to enforce the restraining order I put on you.
WEW crazy kryptonian was not something I ever thought I'd be into, until this thread. To all you kara-chuds, I finally kneel.
I think I hit jackpot with this prompt, boys.
>FOUR FRICKING GENERATIONS
Fricking hell, wrong thread. My bad, fellas!
Carry on lad
You're gonna have to hit up the DALLE thread for more, my good man.
Kara you literally have locked me into a chastity cage against my will, why are you like this?
OH GOD, MY PELVIS
What manga is this?
Kys
Get a therapist.
Bruh, your b***h is crazy. Why didn't you snatch up her alt-universe version when you had the chance?
>omg that outfit is so crazy
it the same outfit as hers just with a boob window
based samegay impressed by jangling keys.
Hey I found it funny.
Jangling keys are STILL a better comedy routine than 99% of what mainstream comic writers think is funny.
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE NOT THE SUPERJOBBER, ANYTHING BUT THE SUPERJOBBER!!! AAAHHHHHH!! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SUPERMAN-SAMA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE!! AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE *chokes* GRRRRGGGLLLLL... alien farm girl-sama I am gomenasai... GGGRRRGGGLLLL... yamete.... yamete kudasai.... S-uperman.... t-tasuk-ACK!
Supergirl is for spanking.
Can you believe it? This garbage ass thread almost fell off the board. wtf
It’s unironically better than 95% of the threads up right now.
Everybody wants an abusive superhero gf until she's dangling you 40 feet above the Eiffel Tower by your leg
It's fine just get some green rocks.
Would be funny to tease her with a painted green rock
Like how normies put fake toy spiders on their gfs to scare them
>she eye lasers it out of your hand and glares at you
Don't I satisfy you?
I feel like it would be the other way round. How can I satisfy that!?
Technique and stimulants.
Man, we’re not getting tomboy SG for a while huh? (Other than Latina SG I guess)
bitch, i was just ordering a pumpkin spice latte. the frick's your problem?
I liked her better when she was some clone thing made out of pink goop.
The best thing about superhero gf is the fact she could easily ball you up like paper but doesn't because she likes you
>your superhero gf cuddles you
>she feels like a living, breathing stone covered by the hair, skin and slight subcutaneous fat of a natty athletic girl
>you feel like a bundle of bendy straws to her
God please I NEED superhero gf
How would clark react to catching you having sex
Chuckle to himself and go on his merry way, having seen you through the walls using his X-ray vision.
sit you down for a talk about your intentions towards his cousin.
>"I mean, she's hot bro. You tryna hit it too?"
How would Clark catch you when Kara also has super-hearing and X-ray vision? She'd see whenever he was around from miles off.
The sex is just that good
You overestimate my power
Checked
>Kara gets off on knowing that Clark knows but is also too much of a boy scout to ever dare bring it up
Kara cums super quick and easily actually bro
She's like a waterfall
>Implying Kara would care about Clark catching the two of you when she's getting her brains fricked out plus she knows Clark's a boy scout so he wouldn't do anything about it anyway
I think Krypytonians can alter their durability at a whim they just choose to be indestructable
>That wasn't me? You know I don't like coffee.
Oh gosh no please dont rape me!
Cringe loser
What is he supposed to do he is just a guy she is fricking Supergirl.
You can start by not being a pathetic loser on the internet.
for me it's Zero Suit Kara
She's so cute
Every heroine needs a zero suit.
Every heroine needs to stay away from Kara's man
>"What the FRICK were doing talking to MY boyfriend Barbra Gordon? Anonymous is mine and you can't have him you fricking prostitute!"
>there's even the coffee cup
lmao
Would batgirl beat supergirl with prep time?
Batgirl realistically would only need 5 minutes of preptime to beat Supergirl. Just enough time to turn some of the kryptonite in the Batcave into a strap-on
No alot of morons forgot Kal and Kara can move faster than neural impulses
No. My penis is for kryptonian pussy only, not paraplegic human bawds
supergirl isn't allowed to swear
I almost replied seriously but then saw that you're a tripgay
whatever dude keep making bad posts that aren't "supergirl is an obsessive yandere moron for anonymous dick" Cinemaphile canon then idiot
based.
here's to a final solution to the tripgay question.
Counterpoint.
Nice movie
it's over
what episode is that? I swear, DCSHG kara got her ass handed to her all the time
oh never mind
Bitch, everyone knows that having a superhero love interest just puts a fricking hit on your ass.
Still the most action threadgoers here will probably ever experience in their lives.
She really is Supergirl, huh....
What powers does Supergkrl jave?
All the same powers as superman
Why is this thread and all of its posts so fricking bad?
Why can't Kara catch a break?