>Anon, you always see every flick that plays at this kinoplex but you haven't seen Little Mermaid. How come?
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>Anon, you always see every flick that plays at this kinoplex but you haven't seen Little Mermaid.
>Anon, you always see every flick that plays at this kinoplex but you haven't seen Little Mermaid. How come?
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Robert I’m sorry but right now I cannot justify entering the theatre to see anything other than Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Robert, I work here. I have no idea why they built two concession stands facing each other, we are forced to stare at one another. I'm not watching any flicks, I am working.
Underrated
havent been to the cinema in years
I've been to the cinema precisely three times as an adult.
Wait you guys didn't see The Super Mario Bros. The Movie (2023)????
I’m not 10 years old anon
A part of me wanted to. Another part of me told me I didn't want to seem like a manchild going alone or, with my family.
Last one for me was the dark night
how are you talking to robert then?
The last time I went to the cinema was for Godzilla:King of The monsters. Man, time sure flies.
last for me was joker
Last time I went to the theater I fingered a girl and stuck the fingers in her mouth, which grossed her out so she left. Oh and we were "watching" Black Adam.
Sticking a finger in her mouth is much more noticeable anon. You went too risky.
But we were the only ones there, it was like 12 am.
Sounds hot anon, if I had a vag I would have been down. Sorry you had nothing else to do but watch Black Adam after though.
Same, though I may see Oppenheimer since I'm curious to see what ends up happening with the bomb.
Can’t remember the last time I went
Last time was Avatar (2009) for me. I haven't been to the cinema longer than the average anon has watched movies.
Robert, let's be honest with ourselves.
We had a good run my man. But I can sit on my couch and watch old movies for free. I just don't see why I should come here and watch another soulless corporate diversity flick.
The question REALLY is, what are you going to do to get me to see it?
I think the actress is ugly and she was chosen because of her race rather than her being a good fit for the role.
>Anon, are you saying I was promoted to manager "because of my race" and not my fantastic customer service? Or the content of my character?
>O-of course not Robert
>Y-you're one of the good ones, you see
No way Robert, no one does penis inspections better than you?
I love the way that Robert strokes the balls as he does the penis inspections. And you know his moisturizer game is on point! Robert's got hands softer than a baby's ass. I can't even jerk myself off anymore because of Robert's soft hands and the way he works the shaft. You know, just to get you to completion so you aren't embarrassed by the erection you get when you've got a ni- I mean a fine, hard-working African American on his knees in front of you doing his job so well.
And the way he swallows, every time? Just above and beyond the call of duty. At first I was annoyed at the penis inspections, but now it's my favourite part of the kinoplex experience. I honestly won't even go if Robert's not working now.
Cause I'm not a pre-teen girl
I'm 35 years old
Robert, you know me I only see flicks that I consider to be realistic. You and I know both that a black person swimming is simply impossible.
I love Robert threads so much bros..
>Robert I've only come here in the last ten years once to see Shin Kamen Rider, do you think all white people look the same?
At this point are you guys just posting made up conversations you WISH a black person might have with you? This is not a thing that would ever happen to anyone. This is a fantasy. And it gets embarrassing if you think about the kind of person that would fantasize about this happening to them for more than two seconds. Jesus Christ, get your fricking shit together man
I am black (white)
you made your mandatory purchase of 5 tickets to little mermaid, right?
When I was homeless and living in my car I printed out a picture of Robert and taped it to my dash so I could watch movies on my laptop and pretend I was at the Kinoplex
fricking huge if true
You haven't made friends with your cinema's black person? That's pretty racist anon
I love reporting off topic threads.
Robert threads are always on topic
>announcing a report
lurkmoar
>...dont ever use that word again, anon
>... at least not until this weekend at my family cookout, I can't wait to see the look on my dad's face
>Boy, you know Anon here is like family.
>Mama, fix ol' anon here up a plate, with extra cornbread!
>... anon why did you only take one piece of cornbread
>... you do like it, don't you?
>... g-maw worked so hard on making it, don't you think it would be polite to pick up a few more slices?
I'm sorry Robert, I filled up on Pops' delicious pig's feet and grits
Robert knows his dad? Very surprising.
Fast X was just that good, won't see anything else till its out
I don't like Disney movies, Robert.
2 Tickets for Guardian's of the Galaxy Vol. 3 please.
Where'd you get that rare Mike?
I found it from a very early Ghostbusters new york tour video.
I saw Robert at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Robert!? You… you still work here?
Don’t worry, baby the crab legs are fully stocked, the falcon chow is defrosting and I already turned Anon away for trying to come in here by himself. Nothing can possibly come between us and Astroid City!
Robert I hate ni I mean mermaids.