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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thank god
    the only thing more queer than swords and sorcery are westerns

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And what films do you watch?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like Polanski

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And what films do you watch?

      Yeah I wanna hear your answer to this question. If you don't answer you're a pussy c**t and should stfu forever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What isn't queer to you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        straight sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >LOTR = Sword and Sorcery = queer
      This is easily the most moronic option I've ever seen here.
      >b-but i was just pretending to be moronic
      No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't that much sorcery in LOTR though.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes, the film franchise is dead but that's almost irrelevant because (regardless of if you think they have literary merit) the books are very much here to stay.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was not that good
    the 2 towers and rotk drag on for too damn long. And frodo and same scenes were gay as frick, they are supposed to look like children, not 40 y old men declaring their love for each other

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Haha strong male relationships are gay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is a good depiction of a strong male relationship to you homosexual?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that if you see homosexuality in that you're the one who is gay, simple as.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah it's pretty damn gay.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >denial
              ok, the elijah actor looks feminish, not childish

              [...]
              They even marketed them as gay romance movies in certain countries

              Oh no the gay seethe is setting in. Abandon thread!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >denial
            ok, the elijah actor looks feminish, not childish

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah it's pretty damn gay.

          Amerifat brainrot detected

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes? Show me the timestamp where they kiss or frick you closeted homo. Just because your dad hit you and called you a face when you tried to hug him as a child doesn't make Frodo and Sam gay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Show me the timestamp where they kiss

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that if you see homosexuality in that you're the one who is gay, simple as.

        They even marketed them as gay romance movies in certain countries

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the book frodo and sam sleep naked in the orc tower together.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People only care about each adaptation for so long, the PJ movies have greatly depreciated in the public consciousness over the past 5 years in particular.
    Most people <25 have never even watched them and never will

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the PJ movies have greatly depreciated in the public consciousness over the past 5 years in particular.
      Nope. The quality of people degraded. The movies are still as great as they always were.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The quality of people degraded.
        The Jackson boomers have died, yes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          we need genderqueer representation and black vikings now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The Jackson boomers have died, yes
          Exactly. They were better quality than the ESL zoomers that replaced them.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Concluded IP

    It has a beginning, middle and the end.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Hobbit pretty much killed any broader public interest in Middle Earth, same with those Fantastic Beasts movies.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They weren’t that good.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember the daily generals where anons would say The Hobbit movie was the only thing keeping them from suicide lmao.

    I often wonder on a quiet evening how many people took their own lives after those dogshit movies.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Capeshit for women
    Yeah no thanks

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there's literally new tv show coming in september that has constant threads on Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if there is a single black I will not watch it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is a single one, well sort of, hes more latin american actually
        Apparently some elf/haradrim lovechild

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't have a single LotR discussion without homosexuals showing up talking about how much they want to see two underage looking characters frick.
    You could at least be subtle about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You clearly haven't read the books. They are way gayer in the book.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hobbit trilogy was utter trash and the new series (rings of power or whatever) will be complete trash.

    the problem with talking about great IPs like StarWars or LotR is that """they""" just use them against us - they give us obnoxious trash that nobody would watch in their right mind, but since its franchise that we love, enough people pay to be disappointed.
    well no, we need to stop and just cut them off, id rather it be dead than raped by them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Hobbit trilogy has a decent movie at its core if you watch any fan edit that removes the 8 hours of filler added to turn a short kid's book into a trilogy.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gondor was multicultural in the books
    Why did Jackson change it to all white, is he a massive chud?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Gondor was multicultural in the books
      source?

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