>another issues where other "heroes" think they knew better than the fricking Batman
I fricking hate this industry and the fricking people working on it so fricking much. I'd rather read fricking fanfictions.
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>Bruce and Dick fighting
If only she were here.
You're missing text interpretation, the Robins defeating Zur is the greatest victory Batman could have.
Zdarsky is making Dick competent, Tim necessary, Jason an even worse loser and Damian a scared child and “Miller's Batman” being defeated by the Robins. All in one issue, the biggest Batman issue of all time.
Oh boy!
We get to see the homosexual lgbt zoomer Batbitchbabies spittle in Bruce’s face while yelling at him how outdated and abusive he is for not helping muggers like they are and beating him up. And it’s so heckin wholesome and reddit because it’s the homosexual lgbt batbitchbabies “saving” Bruce from when he was independent and edgy and cool, now he gets the privelidge of mollycoddling and screentiming their boring self-important asses while they tell him how weong he is and how right Selina is.
Go batbitchbabies! You’re what people love Batman for, not Miller! Not darkness! Not edgy badassery! People wanna see Batman being le heckin wholesome boomer daddy to his k-pop coattail-riders!
>edgy and cool
how old are you? 15?
Batman being an edgelord monologuing about his inner turmoil, the insurmountable spirit on vengeance in his soul that never left, how he is alone in this world because he could never go back to being normal and breaking the mutant leader’s bones alone in the muck will forever be cooler than any homosexual robinshit about how these ungrateful quirky zoomer coffeeshop-au homosexual “family” define him and are the most important thing about what used to be a character and not a franchise brand name
You are trapped in a reality where you feel unfairly treated because pretty girls don't pay attention to you. I pray for the Asians who pass by you, we know how it ended when the last Edgy Lord decided to appear in front of the public.
>You are trapped in a reality where you feel unfairly treated because pretty girls don't pay attention to you
What?
lol ok. cute girls who like batfam go brrrr
The only girls I see who like the batfam are a bunch of lgbtqasdfjkl; weirdos who headcanon them as all "wholesome queers" or poc, and they don't even read the comics, they just see scans of a few choice panels and quotes. They don't read the comics, they read twitter or tumblr posts.
Face-Mask Joker was kinda right, didn't think that was possible.
These guys make Batman so fricking lame.
Death of the Family Joker was right
These fruitcakes have ruined him
Scott Snyder is never right about anything.
I agree completely. Just look at that pic. So much forced "wholesome" that represents nothing about the original batman and just excuses to put the bat brand on shitty teenagers playing heroes who quits and breaks up at the first sign of trouble so it will sell to the teenage market. God I hate the batfam. The only friend Batman needs is Superman on the field.
Teens like Batman by himself just fine. He doesn’t need to tard-wrangle these fricking kids.
>The only friend Batman needs is Superman on the field.
You understand Batman as much as Jim Starlin did, which is very little by the way.
Robin sucks. He’s lame and gay.
You don’t like Batman comics.
Contrary to popular belief, but most people like shit that’s “edgy” and cool. It’s just the pretentious fricks or California shits who don’t. It’s either artsy fartsy trash or ironic meta-crap with them.
>I fricking hate this industry and the fricking people working on it so fricking much. I'd rather read fricking fanfictions.
ah so you lie about what you really want to do
cause you'd be reading ur gay fanfics and not b***hing for the 47472749561910148th time
I want unhinged and solitaire batman back.
Also the only kids Bruce needs are Damian, Terry and Matt.
"Matt"?
Yes, Matt McGinnis is also Bruce Wayne's Son since Waller changed Warren's DNA and Balls to be the same as Bruce Wayne.
Then why is Batman Beyond doing well?
>Then why is Batman Beyond doing well?
Define "well".
OK boomer, no one care about Terry or what's his name except some aging millennials lmao. They're just AU characters, no more essential than Batman Jr from the 50's or Ibn from Kingdom Come.
Swearing doesn't make you cool
18+
>new B&R supposed to be building Bruce and Damian's relationship (again)
>ZurBruce just ditches him in this issue
LMAO
The writers are shit, what else is new.
They just don't communicate.
Batman comics were never good to begin with.
Batman movies on the other hand…
I feel bad for Jason with this one. Batman won't let Jason kill criminals, and he won't let Jason make them non-violent criminals either. Bruce just won't let him have anything because he needs fleshy punching bags.