Another L for the dinochuds. Do you think future Jurassic World installments will make the necessary changes to finally depict dinosaurs accurately?
Another L for the dinochuds.
Another L for the dinochuds. Do you think future Jurassic World installments will make the necessary changes to finally depict dinosaurs accurately?
Ayo dat dinosaur sound like a bird tho.
I love the running joke that scientists are trying to make dinosaurs as lame as possible. Eventually T-Rexes will just be giant turkeys running around nibbling at things
Pecking* these homies were peanut brained birds
>Steinsberg, 2016
>~~*Steins*~~
>~~*~~*Berg*~~*~~
Hahaha holy frick. /misc/ is always right.
As opposed to Jurassic Park, made by ~~*Spielberg*~~? Next we’ll go to dinos not being real at all, get it out of the fricking way schizo let’s hear it
I mean I get that you wouldn't trust modern scientist but you'd rather believe what dinosaurs looked like according to that israelite pedophile Steven Spielberg?
dinosaurs aren't real
Then how do you explain THIS?
>whats that trex doing to that triceratops in the bottom
>the pointless little jutting bones without feet or flippers instead of legs
This shit is so fake lol
Dinosaurs never existed, at this point i'm convinced it's just a big hoax to push the evolution psyop
>dude... Billions years ago birds were lizards are they were big
Am i supposed to believe this shit?
>the evolution psyop
As opposed to...?
The earth was seeded and colonized 100,000 years ago but a major disaster 15-25,000 years ago caused us to lose our history.
Oh
Evolution is a meme! Nothing exist that supports it! Nothing!
The israelite book
Shit at this point I'm reversing course, dinosaur bones are actually all dragon bones.
>coo
>coo
god i hate s𐐬yence
Pretty funny that chuds obsession with manly ferocious roaring lizard dinosaurs is getting deboonked
>chuds obsession
You're obsessed with them
I would bet there's more posts on this board about chuds at any given time than there is about any other off topic subject
>there are plenty of t-rex eggs back at the nursery for them!
What in the actual frick? How do you even protect your kids nowadays if an innocent fricking cartoon about dinosaurs have this shit?
Homeschool him and he’ll be a socially stunted incel. Send him to school and he’ll be gay
It’s over
In a society where society is cringe, the socially stunted man is based.
Demoralizing troony israelite.
You're supposed to homeschool your kids in a small, trustworthy community where your kids have other kids to be around.
Therefore, allowing them to be social and not having them indoctrinated into being a troony in public school, like you.
just assume everything after ~2020 is pozzed and needs a screening. thats what i do. they dont even like anything but the older shit anyway
Give children to gays without screening them. Nice.
There's literally nothing wrong with this.
Gay people exist, gay people get married, gay people have kids. Kids that watch this are going to grow up knowing the truth: that it's normal and accepted.
Your kind will die out and nobody will care about your bigotry. You lost the culture war and your denial of reality is pitiable and sad.
>Gay people exist, gay people get married, gay people have kids. Gay people molest the kids.
Ftfy
>Gay people molest the kids.
You're thinking of the clergy
Gay clergy.
Kek I love when people say this, it's not the slam-dunk argument you think it is, the majority of catholic priest who molested kids were also active homos.
Rabbis
>gay people have kids
You mean abduct right?
/misc/ bros... how can we ever recover?
Every single one of these were posted exactly one minute after each other.
That's interesting.
interesting
It has the same typing style as that one anon who BBCposts and then samegays a bunch of replies 1 minute apart.
>samegayging ON COOLDOWN
Sad!
Oh no no no no megay bros they on to me.
Probably because some redditor baboons on discord saw someone was heccin insulting the basedience on a blue board and decided to link this thread
It counts as spam, which is against the rules, so...
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHA NOT A GOOD DAY FOR WHITE SUPERMACISTS IS IT?
>I'm being le genocided
Grow up
Who said that, reddit spacing troony?
Go ahead and link the exact post.
/misc/ on suicide watch
Misc bros... this can't be happening to us
Fricking delete this you piece of shit
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
Exactly one minute apart.
Then you spent a minute dilating.
And went right back to it.
/misc/ BTFO
Joos do this. They're the same ones who are actively working to prevent me from having sex
The irony of trannies saying this while also never getting laid either.
How do we recover from this?
It's so over
he won
We're done for pol bros...
>he's still going
OH NO NO NO POL WHAT WE GONNA DO?
I don't think we're going to recover from this one
I don't understand what the target audience is supposed to be here
White Race Status: DESTROYED
/misc/ anon
This makes me extremely depressed. I don't know how were going get over this one
Not like this pol bros
Reminder that some gay swans steal nests from females and it ends up that two males are much better at raising children that survive.
>1 minute
>1 minute
>1 minute
>1 minute
so it turns out trexes were giant flamboyant pussies who meant no harm to other dinos, they were misunderstood
>movie about cloning dinosaurs
>"they actually cooed"
why are troons like this?
>exact same thread on Cinemaphile with exact same images
dinasours are fricking gay
Redditors being morons, more at four
>A MAN CAN BE A WOMAN BECAUSE I SAID SO OKAY, STOP QUOTING SCIENCE AT ME
>THE SCIENCE!
Neither crocodiles nor ostriches roar, so I’m not sure why dinosaurs would roar.
>dinosaurs were actually gay birds, and they were triple vaxxed!
>Vince... get the cross.
badass
Is this redditor comparing birdlike reptiles with mammals?
What's a chud?
A semi-mythological race of beautiful nordic aryan superman elves. Seriously.
Based dominionschad
sneed
Earl Sneed Sinclair
How little do you have where this is exciting for you?
Why do they keep trying to retcon dinosaurs? It's extremely disrespectful to the author's vision. Michael Crichton isn't even alive anymore to defend himself.
ITT
Kek. What a hilarious picture.
>according to scientists
>using device that only exists because of science to deny science
stay moronic you moronic Black person
>using fingers that only exist because Jesus created you to deny Him
>reddit spacing troony is a "TRUST THE SCIENCE" cuck
Dunno what I expected.
We can all interact with electronics and observe their functioning. Equating rigorous fields such as electrical engineering and computer science to a pseudoscience like paleontology, where "scientists" make wild extrapolations about hypothetical creatures based on some bone fragments, is utterly moronic.
How exactly can one apply the scientific method to tens of millions of years extinct animals? How do you test anything?
Maybe ask a paleontologist instead of wallowing ignorance like a dumbfrick
>argument from authority
so... you have nothing
It was rhetorical, you CAN’T apply the scientific method in any meaningful way, which is why paleontologists rely on guesswork and make frick all money for their stupid profession.
If they keep reguessing every fee years they might keep their dumb jobs.
Ah, so you don't know?
And you just mindlessly shout, "TRUST THE SCIENCE! TRUST THE EXPERTS!"
Only a special kind of homosexual like you will unironically believe, "Me dumb. Me let other people with tiny hat think for me."
>using device that only exists because of science to deny science
what possesses someone to wear this?
Technically lions and tigers meow but the larger the instrument the lower the pitch
Some birds make weird hissing guttural noises
>Welcome... to Jurassic Park
?feature=shared&t=6
>coo
>coo
>cooooooo
This information is outdated. The latest research shows that dinosaurs scat sang.
Seriously how can they know this? How can they tell this from bones and fossils?
frick scientists
Are you the dinosaur lips guy from Cinemaphile who thinks they're trying to feminize dinosaurs or some schizo shit like that?
dinosaurs are thin and handsome
based
are israelites doing this because only white men give a shit about dinosaurs?
most people on this board would shit their pants if they heard something even remotely like this in the bush
>most people on this board would shit their pants
/thread
Birdie reaction to dino sounds
homie, my dog reacts to jingling keys.
Does that mean his ancient dog race once fought ancient key demons or some shit?
Maybe he's israeli dog and mistaken the sound for jingling coins
It is a wonder why mammals react to metal sounds more than birds.
science is a liar sometimes
dinosaurs never existed and you have the mind of a toddler if you haven't figured that out for yourself yet
they're just sounds my digestive system makes after a kebab and 8 pints of lager
What's the motivation for trying to make dinosaurs gay and moronic? They're just guessing what they sound like if you actually read any of the literature.
the motivation is to try to make them closer to modern day animals because the whole purpose of the dinosaur narrative from the beginning was to push the evolution narrative
You can observe evolution happening in real time
I wrote this before seeing the webm of the 2 actually gay dinosaurs. I'm going to the gym.
It’s all pretty lame but why does them sounding like birds make them less cool?
Jurrasic Parks monster roars were always fricking stupid along with everything else. You ever been near an elephant when it walks? It doesn’t make the ground shake.
>It’s all pretty lame but why does them sounding like birds make them less cool?
I'm not necessarily saying it does or doesn't, it just seems like thats the motivation for it.
this
there's no purpose for a frickhuge predator to announce itself to its prey whenever it walks around
shit like the t-rex being dead silent unless communicating to other rex' is far scarier than Hollywood monsters
Funny because they made Jurassic World about a t rex who doesn't make noise and guess what it was trash and not scary
that's because the jp franchise is pure slop 99% of the time
the only thing worth while are the books written by based crichton
Crichton went so far as to provide source material that was current as of the time of writing concerning the accuracy of the dinosaurs.
At least we know nowadays dinosaurs were lgbt friendly
maybe that's why they all went extinct really
Idk but my lgbt neighbours don't let their adopted boy watch dinosaurs stuff because they think its too masculine and predisposes a gender on them at an early age
>adopted boy
>try to turn him into their troony sex slave
We need an American Taliban
>scientists: dinosaurs look like this
>scientists later: actually, we were wrong, they look like this
Nope. You're probably wrong again if you thought you were the first time. Hence, dinosaurs roared and had scales
Frick you einsteinbergs
Y-you think I c-c-care what some, some stupid, dumb scientists say!? FRICK YOU! AND FRICK YOUR DUMB THREAD, YOU SMELLY JERK!
I dunno guys, dinos don't necessarily need to roar to be spooky.
>real t-rex sounds
>real
Did they go back in time and record those?
/pol/cels btfo once again, dinosaurs are trans now! we won.
Lot of these seem stupid.
Why would a Utahraptor and above sized dinosaur make primarily high pitched noises? They're 400kg + solitary predators that would only really make noise as a threat display against a rival animal or to call a mate.
So they'd have a growl type sound that would try to make them sound as big as possible (aka deep sound) and then an extremely loud open-mouthed call to attract a mate.
The triceratops is fricking moronic. It's a large herbivore that lives in social groups, it's not going to have 5 variations of spastic gurgling roaring noises it's going to have 1 roar it uses in a fight. Then it's going to have rumbles of a huge variety to communicate with other members of its herd whilst still being able to use its mouth to feed.