Got off work early. Foundation repair so heavy concrete work. The day went so frickin smooth. We finished repairing and lifting a pool deck by noon, and drove 45 minutes to another jobsite and finished that up by 2. Now I have a 3 day weekend. Drinkin my favorite shitty beer and chillin. Life's good.
Tody after work I'm gonna go straight to get some beers and chill the frick out, play some cs or valorant, and listen to some music. I won't even reply to my gf and friends. Disconnection night. What a long ass fricking week.
Biochem and Pharmacology student here, Benzos are fricking great. I do not drink at ALL, if I want to effect from alchohol il take 6-8mg(high tolerance, been taking everyday for close to a decade) Clonezepam and be trashed all night, wake up still kind of in a benzo fog, but much better than a hangover. Along with that I take 150-180mg Oxycodone daily. Shit on big pharma all you like but neither benzos nor opioids(pharma grade, not white trash fentanyl) are not hard on your body physically nor do they cause brain damage, your only refute to this is that they may exaberate symptoms of those who already have dementia.
/opi/
/benz/
all day
I hate bringing up IQ on Cinemaphile but I was officially tested once in HS and once in College, results were 130, and 125 respectively. I am fully aware of everything I put in my body and the effects it is going to cause.
>I take 150-180mg Oxycodone daily
withdrawals are gonna frick your shit up
>I take 150-180mg Oxycodone daily
Anon, I...
I have been through W/Ds before, once on 220mg methadone(would rather have been shot in head lol), and again on 96mg Hydromorphone daily. I have come to look at it like a transaction almost, Okay, I will feel like a god for 3 months, in return I feel like living death for 2-4weeks. This is a deal I have chosen to make time and time again, and even now during the good times, and even during the bad times, I view that as a worthwhile investment. Luckily I have about 2200mg of Methadone and close to 800mg buprenorphine at the house. I have not been sick for years.
Oh and forgot to add I take 30mg Aderall(mixed amphetamine salts,75%D-Amp, 25%L-Amp) 2x daily to keep me awake and alert when I have class.
2 years ago
Anonymous
How far are you into your studies? I was addicted to drugs in college and didn’t make it much more than a year.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>class
oh so youre basically a kid and youre at the age where youre overconfident in your knowledge and abilities and your insane psychopathic mania makes you believe youve unlocked some secret knowledge
carry on fren and unironically enjoy it while it lasts
I hate bringing up IQ on Cinemaphile but I was officially tested once in HS and once in College, results were 130, and 125 respectively. I am fully aware of everything I put in my body and the effects it is going to cause.
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I have been through W/Ds before, once on 220mg methadone(would rather have been shot in head lol), and again on 96mg Hydromorphone daily. I have come to look at it like a transaction almost, Okay, I will feel like a god for 3 months, in return I feel like living death for 2-4weeks. This is a deal I have chosen to make time and time again, and even now during the good times, and even during the bad times, I view that as a worthwhile investment. Luckily I have about 2200mg of Methadone and close to 800mg buprenorphine at the house. I have not been sick for years.
>I am fully aware of everything I put in my body and the effects it is going to cause.
dude i like almost have a bachelors lol i understand the krebs cycle and i know the names of receptors so im basically a neuroscientist (a field which is also incredibly primitive)
>Dude my IQ is SOOOOO high so I can't wait to kill it all off
You ever think that maybe you're just a moron puppet falling for the tricks of people selling you this crap? No, probably not. Your arrogance lead you to the hell you're digging.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>puppet falling for the tricks of people selling you this crap?
No, I am fully aware of issues like dependency and inevitable withdrawal(whether that be 2years or 20years from now). I get all my Rx from doctors btw and sometimes supplement my dose through DNMs, officially, I am prescribed 90x2mg Clonazepam, 90x800mg Gabapentin, 120x30mg Oxycodone IR, 60x30mg Adderall IR, and I will buy methadone from the white trash losers every now and then along with DNM purchases towards end of month. Luckily I have a stockpile of methadone now(which tbh is in my top 5 favorite opioids, with Oxymorphone being #1).
How far are you into your studies? I was addicted to drugs in college and didn’t make it much more than a year.
I am not new to this, had to drop out of college twice due to substance abuse issues(had a full ride to Purdue straight out of high school, fricked that one up :/ ), been going back almost 3 years in just finished my AA. After I got all these scripts legit through doctors my life became manageable. Whodathunk?
Trials and Tribulations my friend.
I take codeine every once in a while, I only get a week's supply on prescription, but during that week my ass clogs up super quick. I have to eat weatabix everyday to prevent serious constipation. I can't imagine taking strong opiates daily. Going for a shit is important business even if it's a stinky alkie poo that smells like rotting bodies.
I seem to have only had that problem when doing methadone or my short stint with bupernorphine, it seems the Opiates/Opioids with longer half-lifes cause this more often that the intermediate acting ones.
depends.
can you drink just three beers without drinking ten more? do you feel like a normal person the rest of the week and not semi-hungover/anxious/depressed/sickly?
I cannot drink just three beers. Literraly get too sleepy and q
exams are coming up in two weeks and here i am wasting my time getting druk with my bros every day of the week. the periods in which i am sober get shorter and shorter so that i don't have to live with the regret for too long
What are you majoring in? Becuase 2 weeks is plenty for exams. Even in computer science which is what i studied.
It's actually really simple. Just don't drink any alcohol for three weeks. If you can manage to go three weeks without drinking, and don't get any withdrawal urges or panics, then you're not an alcoholic. If you get the urges, then know that you at least have a problem. If you can't manage 3 weeks? You're fricked.
>last weekend >DRUK with the bros >beers >whisky and hot wings >bar crawl >thrown out of last open nightclub long after last call >get in a taxi >feel sick >get out of taxi to walk the rest of the way home >need to pee >piss on a grass verge across the road from an apartment building >mid piss >projectile vomit >slip over >fall down >roll down the verge >still pissing >vomit all over myself >hear laughter >lie in the muddy grass covered in piss and vomit with penis exposed >look up >some girls pointing and laughing from open window in apartments >probably filming onto snapchat >crawl away >finally manage to get up and walk the rest of the way home >wake up the next day on the sofa still damp and dirty and covered in bits of hot wings and stale beer while stinking of urine
WHAT A LIFE
Back when I was 19 or so I played lots of GTA IV, then I went drinking with some friends and semi-friends after a long pause... druk too much and was kinda wasted. then at one point I was sitting across one dude I disliked (just the two of us at the table at that moment) and I stared at him, he then said something about me looking at him which prompted me to leap and punch him. the dude was like 30cm taller than me and it was really idiotic. got thrown out of the bar and pretty much out of that friend circle as well but I didn't like them anyway that much, I'm kind of glad I did it. and that's the only time I've ever been violent lol. I mentioned GTA IV because I felt at the time that it affected my behavior that night
>Drink Evan Williams for the first time living in my own place >this is actually pretty good, no bite at all >drink way too much way too fast >teleport through space and time >wake up the next day >arms covered in bloody scratches, jeans covered in blood >my shoes are nowhere to be found in my apartment so I must have lost them outside >keys are still in my pocket and I somehow remembered to lock the door >neighbors saw nothing out of the ordinary when questioned
>virgin but have many friends, just want to save it >get ultra drunk while on vacation with the lads >at some point start insulting the black security guard and threaten him because he insulted my family >thrown out of club >friends accompany me and we go to a wienertail bar >drink three or four long islands >totally fricked up now >leave without saying anything >go to a brothel, pay 150 bucks for a hooker >she is hot but really mean, i insult her >she starts sucking my dick for about 3 seconds, then i pass out >get thrown out and then wake up on the floor of the hotel reception, go to Out room and lie about what happened
it's been a week and my dick is still itching bros
>be an alcohol >mix with several medications regularly >one day druk as fuark get in fight with a cousin or family member >cops arrive and restrain me, raving like a lunatic I try to bite them >wake up cuffed to a hospital bed with guard outside >cant remember a fricking thing while being wheeled into a mental hospital
WHAT A LIFE
havent drank since, it's been 3 years
>out one night with the lads as a teenager >get so blackout drunk I somehow crawl into a giant biffa bin instead of going home >sleep there overnight >wake up to the sensation of falling >getting tipped into a fricking lorry about to be crushed >leap out covered in sick >some Black person across the street just staring in disbelief >walk home >never tell anyone about it
>out drinking with coworkers from a small company >having a good time but getting late and people start leaving >me and my boss remain, he starts hinting at marital problems and stuff. suggest switching bars to change the mood >walk to a younger people's bar near college campus >don't realize how DRUK I am >go into bar, ask for water, intend to get a wienertail after >end up rushing to their trash can to puke. some of it lands on my shirt >go into bathroom to clean up >a minute later someone opens the door. realize it's a one person bathroom and i forgot to lock it >a young woman comes in. sees me using the sink and apologizes. asks if i dont mind if she pees real quick >i say sure. keep cleaning myself and don't look at her to not be creepy. so drunk that i dont think twice about it >when shes done we exchange a few words. dont remember what >before leaving she tells me im cute and gives me a peck on the cheek. again, too drunk to think this is strange >says she wouldve like to chat more but that she's here with a date >too dumb to ask for her number. never crossed my mind >me and boss leave and we laugh about me puking. call it a night
Not sure if the girl was also drunk but that was a cute interaction. I'm not a tall chad or anything, but people have said i have an attractive face. I suspect not being creepy and being laid back had to do something with it
Went training with my platoon in north cascades national park and scared the shit out of all the civvies walking around with our m4s. Didn't help that when they asked who we were I told them we were border patrol hunting Canadians. Last day we got shitfaced and started doing combatives, cops were called then we proceeded to just drink more and fricked up the whole camp site, our bus driver got so drunk he passed out and we gave him an IV to wake him up because we had to drive back a few hours later. Got banned from the national park.
>start drinking at 15 >can hold my beer pretty well >go out to the city with some friends >decide to drink cachaça >drink 3 cans of it all by myself >become the drunkest i've ever been in my life >buy everyone flowers >start running laps around the city square just cuz >start taking pictures with strangers on the street and paying them beer >alcohol amnesia wipes out all my memories of what happened next >wake up next day alone in my house, naked with my face smeared in puke >pack of condoms i had in my wallet dissappeared >its been 3 years and I still dont know exactly what happened
>trying to drink this shitty smirnoff I had laying around >just looking at the glass fills me with despair, apprehension, nausea, guilt, etc. >have to hype myself up just to take the first shot, but after that it's smooth sailing.
I just want to watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXN4I45JI-s
play some games, and in about two or three hours go do my dishes while I heat up my dinner. Then I'm going to sleep. That's it. I'm just trying to take three shots now, and then one every hour or so to keep a buzz going.
This anon posting again. Just wan to say that the DRUK has won and I am feeling the spirit. Party on, bros. Don't just be some sad sack c**t when you could be a SICK c**t instead. >uugugoh trying to drink makes me fricking panic guaghasdg
shut the frick up lol. Stupid moron
Is this true? I'm only 30 and I'm starting to get a white streak in my hair. I like to heavily drink on the weekends and was worried that may be the cause.
Grey hair is mostly genetic but stress can factor in. When you drink you're putting stress on your body, even though it feels the opposite, so yeah probably doesn't help.
I'm 26, I have dirty blond hair and dark brown facial hair, but the middle streak is so light blond that it might as well be white. My pubes have been 'grey' since I could grow them.
I get extremely anxious about what I said or who I texted while drunk the day after, I usually ignore my phone the whole day and then when I finally watch it I find out it wasn't that bad.
Are you me? I feel like I was an butthole or something, and come to find out. Every single time. I was a sweetheart being drunk.
WHAT A LIFE
same for me bros, i have avoided my bros because i thought they'd hate me just for them to hit me up saying they want to go out again because it was so much fun
Yeah gonna have to sign off of the Druk life for a while fellas.
Last week I went on a bender from Friday to Monday, drank 4.5 liters of hard liquor in that time. Alcohol enable my binge eating so I also decided to stuff myself until I was sick. Just now recovering and gotta make a change, I'm up to 300lbs now and pre-diabetic. Planning on being back to it in a year or so.
>tfw now that i have made something out of my life with a really well paying job and nice house my parents started downplaying my alcoholism
bros, i think all this is going to ruin me yet i won't stop. just because i'm not a bum anymore my addiction and terrible behaviour isn't all that bad anymore?
i give myself a year at max before losing it all
i think that you should go to the seedy dive bar, buy blow, then come home and relax. Then right before you see your stupid prostitute ex wife you should do blow.
Quit being a pussy and just embrace the bald. I hate seeing people complain about losing hair. Men look fricking awesome and hot and cool when they're bald, and there have been plenty of examples. Awwww damn you gotta stop drinking and work out, aawwww damn you gotta treat yourself better and be healthy to be attractive, aww damn DAMN aww DAMN. Fricking ingrates. I have a full head of hair and a full body of hair too, I fricking hate it. Iw ish I was bald. I want to be a bald beefcake son of a b***h so much but I go tnothing but a fricking wolf ass on my head thanks to being a latino. Do you know how gay it is to shave so much?! Fuick you guys, I wish I was you. Be a man! Show that you've got some fricking girth and power behind that shine. Everyone's acting like having hair is such a grace when all they do is cut it short or take some stupid homosexual hitler youth cut or comb over nowadays anyway. What else are they gonna do? Grow some ponytail like a homosexual? ffs I hate you guys
i don't complain about that, me being bald and me being depressed have nothing to do with each other. but i think it looks cooler when a bald dude looks miserable
It's the fact that he's bald that makes it look cool, not that he's miserable or drunk. Bald people are awesome, and I'm tired of this world where only fools, gays, and women think otherwise.
i repsect that opinion but for me it's the combination that makes it cool. Chubby bald SoiCHADs that smile at their funko pop collection don't look particularly cool to me just because of their lack of hair
>Music teacher is a bit drunk >Suddenly has magical class where everyone joins hands and has beautiful perfect harmony >teacher being tipsy makes kids give a frick about class suddenly
They didn't even try to make it compelling.
I'm 28 and feel like my glory days are coming to an end, i remember reading some anon that men peak at this age, but don't know man, feel anxious about it. anyway time to drink
I felt that way around 30. And your body physically changes around 30, not sure why. Your hangovers will last days. You get gray hairs. A lot of things just hurt with no real mend.
For my it's watching Rick Stein (even though I've watched the episodes 100 times before) whilst having a conversation with myself about how much of a prick he is
I'm watching Kitchen Nightmares. I try to stick to the Euro version but I always end up watching an American version here and there. He's actually such a good guy with great advice if you get the real Gordon.
I always watch reaction videos to my favorite movies and bands when i am shitfaced at home and alone. It's weird, i really enjoy it and then I have to erase all the fricking recommendations.
Drinking beer and going ham to europop, give me 2 more hours and I will do something extremely stupid like the last time you idiots egged me on to text girls from HS telling them I want to frick, and yes I got a date with 2 of them
Shit dude, half the sad-sacks in here will probably live to be 80 and here you are actually trying to help people and you'll probably get hit by a bus or something - I hope not though.
>Got promoted at work
Time to get fricking oblitered at all weekend and then turn up an nervous anxious mess on Monday for my first day in my new role, what could go wrong
took the day off from druking yesterday. just bought a 6 and started tonights druking. will probably get my weekly 3 day ban in a few hours when i dab on the jan
exams are coming up in two weeks and here i am wasting my time getting druk with my bros every day of the week. the periods in which i am sober get shorter and shorter so that i don't have to live with the regret for too long
The trick is to not get drunk before exams and study, and then when exam day comes you get just a little bit drunk to wipe away the anxiety and then ride through it no problem. B average student over here.
until now i only had As but i did fricking nothing this semester
I cannot drink just three beers. Literraly get too sleepy and q
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What are you majoring in? Becuase 2 weeks is plenty for exams. Even in computer science which is what i studied.
Can't stop thinking about my life in high school when I peaked and was popular and about things I could have done differently to retain that. Not being an idiot and joining a neo nazi group which led me to being pepper sprayed in a fist fight with antifa and losing a lot of my friend and the girl I still think about almost every day for a start, Damn it all
What is your DRUK song & why?
For me, it's Thunder Child. I don't know why, but the heroic sacrificial attempt to just hold the aliens at bay makes me break down sobbing whenever I'm drunk. It's almost always only this song.
Excellent. Fricking. Choice anon. For me it's blaring this at 3 in the morning with a shitty drunk fake brogue.
>girlfriend wants to introduce me to her father >get super anxious about it, hopes he approves me >get there >he seems very confidence >after some conversation turns out he's a fricking moron with an alcohol problem and my girlfriend hates him >she starts having a discussion with him while I just enjoy my beer
Later I had fun with the guy in a barbecue, I got insanely drunk and he just laughed about it, never gave me any shit, he was a nice guy.
Same here bud, I'd ask why they do it to themselves but I'm sure it's the same for us too.
>girlfriend wants to introduce me to her father >get super anxious about it, hopes he approves me >get there >he seems very confidence >after some conversation turns out he's a fricking moron with an alcohol problem and my girlfriend hates him >she starts having a discussion with him while I just enjoy my beer
Later I had fun with the guy in a barbecue, I got insanely drunk and he just laughed about it, never gave me any shit, he was a nice guy.
shit office job. graveyard shift. Sometimes I get to work alone and when I do I'm drinking at the desk. Gotta get out of this goddamn city. I fricking hate it here.
It’s way more noticeable than you think. You can take all the precautions in the world, be a stellar employee so people look the other way. Eventually someone will rat you out. Usually someone doing the exact same thing you are.
It does until it doesn't. Having a shot before a big important meeting is one thing. Literally needing to drink 5 beers before going to work is another
Depends on how they are. Most escorts I ever went to we ended up hanging out for a bit. Like the best escort i ever went to was this this little blonde girl, 20, and she busted out an expensive vodka and we drank and smoked cigs in her living room. Most yeah, you just frick, but some will give you extra depending on how clean/good looking you are. I'm probably an above average dude so I can always reel them in.
Not him but I have a DRUK escort
reminisce. >visiting a friend >in L O N D O N >L >O >N >D >O >N >need a shag >look on an escort site >see a israelite milf >ring her and arrange a time >get nervous on the way and pick up 50cl Johnnie Walker red label >swigging on underground and a bus >arrive at Stamford Hill >full of orthodox israelites >all looking at me scowling and muttering in Yid >tipsy >find her flat >go up >she is a bit older and more overweight than her pics but really flirty and im horny >give her £100 in two £50 notes >she is convinced they are fakes (nobody in the UK uses 50s i'd got them at the airport duty free) >eventually I say ill take the money back and leave >oy vey >she immediately panics and drops to her knees >bj >titwank >condom on >shag >missionary >doggy >condom off >pop my load on her big israelitebs >hang out naked on her bed having a laugh >she asks if I want to drink >we have shots of tequila >end up roaring DRUK >she tries to convince me to meet her in Tel Aviv >eventually stagger out of her place >get lost on the underground >do a street duet with an Elvis impersonator singing Suspicious Minds >go into a pub and friend comes to meet me
It was a good day. Later I found some porn the escort made and its pretty bad but still worth a wank.
nice story, makes me miss when i used to see escorts regularly. what i loved most was going up to the apartments and chilling after sex, especially when they let me stay after the time had ended. simple things like sharing a cigarette were more enjoyable for me than sex. i miss those adventures, never tried them while drunk though. covid and my financial situation (jobless) put a stop to it, but ill save some money up and return to it soon. i need to leave this house
Its a fun experience, but most of the girls don't really give a shit about you and try to end it quickly, i think tinder thots are a better option if you have the resources
>be slav >get a new job at car factory >see people after work getting DRUK at the bus stop >every week someone else brings its own homemade liquour >mfw these people rather take the bus so they could drink instead of being home faster
How's it going druk fellas? Just got home, poured a beer and put Pink Floyd's Animals on. It's weird, after a productive work day and after work drinking with friends, I just want to crack open a few cold ones by myself.
>Finally decided to take some time off from drinking >Detox by myself at home by tapering down (was drinking 3 bottles of wine and 4 beers a day) >Start hearing voices and singing coming from my ceiling fans >Sweat out the most horrid smelling sweat I've ever smelled in my life for like 3 days >Suddenly feel fine
Welp boys, I took a week off, time to get back on it
I can imagine that. I do 2 bottles of wine a day and if I'm going full bastard face druk, I'll do 3 or 4 bottles on top of a few pints of strong cider. The following day is like I'm living in a parallel universe where everything is too bright and I'm paranoid and shaky as frick. WHAT A LIFE
give him some credit. All the sugar in wine probably slaps him a little bit harder than we'd really expect and puts him to sleep. He doesn't know the high liver burning rides of nothing but hard liquor.
>Be me >Be avid whip enthusiast >Getting druk at my favorite bar in LA >Meet a professional whip maker at the bar >We both break our whips out and have a whip-off in the parking lot >Literally looked like this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKmCMqIG2vo >Italian restaurant next door calls the cops >Cops never show up >Go back to drinking
It was a good night for whipping bros
Another 90mg Oxycodone, 4mg Clonazepam, 1200mg Gabapentin, 60mg Adderall, along with one 40mg Methadone Wafer. Time to enjoy my weekend how I like it best, alone with a stack of pill bottles >:D
i lurked alCinemaphile but i was never a full-blown legend like some of those guys
i feel like the refugees moved to druk threads; havent really seen them on any other boards
ITS OUR TIME
Druk bros its Friday night where is everyone?
DRUKing right here
Good man what are you DRUKing?
Tyskie till i pass out, you?
started with white wine but will undoubtably be on the vodka before nightfall
Got off work early. Foundation repair so heavy concrete work. The day went so frickin smooth. We finished repairing and lifting a pool deck by noon, and drove 45 minutes to another jobsite and finished that up by 2. Now I have a 3 day weekend. Drinkin my favorite shitty beer and chillin. Life's good.
Nice work pal enjoy a well deserved drink
Tody after work I'm gonna go straight to get some beers and chill the frick out, play some cs or valorant, and listen to some music. I won't even reply to my gf and friends. Disconnection night. What a long ass fricking week.
WHAT A LIFE
How do you know when you're an alcoholic? I drink atleast 12 beers/high noons every Friday and Saturday. Does that make me one?
Beginners stuff anon, need to step it up
Alcoholism is a big pharma myth to trick you into taking benzos.
Biochem and Pharmacology student here, Benzos are fricking great. I do not drink at ALL, if I want to effect from alchohol il take 6-8mg(high tolerance, been taking everyday for close to a decade) Clonezepam and be trashed all night, wake up still kind of in a benzo fog, but much better than a hangover. Along with that I take 150-180mg Oxycodone daily. Shit on big pharma all you like but neither benzos nor opioids(pharma grade, not white trash fentanyl) are not hard on your body physically nor do they cause brain damage, your only refute to this is that they may exaberate symptoms of those who already have dementia.
/opi/
/benz/
all day
>DUDE just taking a straight up ego death and becoming a homunculus is AWESOME
I hate bringing up IQ on Cinemaphile but I was officially tested once in HS and once in College, results were 130, and 125 respectively. I am fully aware of everything I put in my body and the effects it is going to cause.
I have been through W/Ds before, once on 220mg methadone(would rather have been shot in head lol), and again on 96mg Hydromorphone daily. I have come to look at it like a transaction almost, Okay, I will feel like a god for 3 months, in return I feel like living death for 2-4weeks. This is a deal I have chosen to make time and time again, and even now during the good times, and even during the bad times, I view that as a worthwhile investment. Luckily I have about 2200mg of Methadone and close to 800mg buprenorphine at the house. I have not been sick for years.
Oh and forgot to add I take 30mg Aderall(mixed amphetamine salts,75%D-Amp, 25%L-Amp) 2x daily to keep me awake and alert when I have class.
How far are you into your studies? I was addicted to drugs in college and didn’t make it much more than a year.
>class
oh so youre basically a kid and youre at the age where youre overconfident in your knowledge and abilities and your insane psychopathic mania makes you believe youve unlocked some secret knowledge
carry on fren and unironically enjoy it while it lasts
>I am fully aware of everything I put in my body and the effects it is going to cause.
dude i like almost have a bachelors lol i understand the krebs cycle and i know the names of receptors so im basically a neuroscientist (a field which is also incredibly primitive)
>Dude my IQ is SOOOOO high so I can't wait to kill it all off
You ever think that maybe you're just a moron puppet falling for the tricks of people selling you this crap? No, probably not. Your arrogance lead you to the hell you're digging.
>puppet falling for the tricks of people selling you this crap?
No, I am fully aware of issues like dependency and inevitable withdrawal(whether that be 2years or 20years from now). I get all my Rx from doctors btw and sometimes supplement my dose through DNMs, officially, I am prescribed 90x2mg Clonazepam, 90x800mg Gabapentin, 120x30mg Oxycodone IR, 60x30mg Adderall IR, and I will buy methadone from the white trash losers every now and then along with DNM purchases towards end of month. Luckily I have a stockpile of methadone now(which tbh is in my top 5 favorite opioids, with Oxymorphone being #1).
I am not new to this, had to drop out of college twice due to substance abuse issues(had a full ride to Purdue straight out of high school, fricked that one up :/ ), been going back almost 3 years in just finished my AA. After I got all these scripts legit through doctors my life became manageable. Whodathunk?
Trials and Tribulations my friend.
>I take 150-180mg Oxycodone daily
withdrawals are gonna frick your shit up
>I take 150-180mg Oxycodone daily
Anon, I...
I take codeine every once in a while, I only get a week's supply on prescription, but during that week my ass clogs up super quick. I have to eat weatabix everyday to prevent serious constipation. I can't imagine taking strong opiates daily. Going for a shit is important business even if it's a stinky alkie poo that smells like rotting bodies.
I seem to have only had that problem when doing methadone or my short stint with bupernorphine, it seems the Opiates/Opioids with longer half-lifes cause this more often that the intermediate acting ones.
holy fricking ZASED reet
depends.
can you drink just three beers without drinking ten more? do you feel like a normal person the rest of the week and not semi-hungover/anxious/depressed/sickly?
if the answer is yes, you're not an alcoholic.
I cannot drink just three beers. Literraly get too sleepy and q
What are you majoring in? Becuase 2 weeks is plenty for exams. Even in computer science which is what i studied.
It's actually really simple. Just don't drink any alcohol for three weeks. If you can manage to go three weeks without drinking, and don't get any withdrawal urges or panics, then you're not an alcoholic. If you get the urges, then know that you at least have a problem. If you can't manage 3 weeks? You're fricked.
These threads are the best because you get to see the delusions people conjure up to convince themselves that they aren't alcoholics
Atleast im not a tranime gay
>Another Round
what movie is this and why do you post druk pic?
DRUK
Its time for DRUK stories
i once was so druk i pissed myself
I got DRUNK once and got in a fight and got my ass kicked, shit was rad
The other day I drank 2 beers, a hard lemonade, and a glass of whiskey and hl get this... It was a Wednesday night.
WHAT A LIFE
You crazy mother fricker
>last weekend
>DRUK with the bros
>beers
>whisky and hot wings
>bar crawl
>thrown out of last open nightclub long after last call
>get in a taxi
>feel sick
>get out of taxi to walk the rest of the way home
>need to pee
>piss on a grass verge across the road from an apartment building
>mid piss
>projectile vomit
>slip over
>fall down
>roll down the verge
>still pissing
>vomit all over myself
>hear laughter
>lie in the muddy grass covered in piss and vomit with penis exposed
>look up
>some girls pointing and laughing from open window in apartments
>probably filming onto snapchat
>crawl away
>finally manage to get up and walk the rest of the way home
>wake up the next day on the sofa still damp and dirty and covered in bits of hot wings and stale beer while stinking of urine
WHAT A LIFE
lmao what the frick anon
what a beautiful life anon
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL RIDE
King of /druk/
based
Back when I was 19 or so I played lots of GTA IV, then I went drinking with some friends and semi-friends after a long pause... druk too much and was kinda wasted. then at one point I was sitting across one dude I disliked (just the two of us at the table at that moment) and I stared at him, he then said something about me looking at him which prompted me to leap and punch him. the dude was like 30cm taller than me and it was really idiotic. got thrown out of the bar and pretty much out of that friend circle as well but I didn't like them anyway that much, I'm kind of glad I did it. and that's the only time I've ever been violent lol. I mentioned GTA IV because I felt at the time that it affected my behavior that night
Based
>Drink Evan Williams for the first time living in my own place
>this is actually pretty good, no bite at all
>drink way too much way too fast
>teleport through space and time
>wake up the next day
>arms covered in bloody scratches, jeans covered in blood
>my shoes are nowhere to be found in my apartment so I must have lost them outside
>keys are still in my pocket and I somehow remembered to lock the door
>neighbors saw nothing out of the ordinary when questioned
what happen
We may never know anon
>drink copious amounts of liquor because you're running from the problems in your life
>no recollection of what happened
who know
you raped someone anon
>virgin but have many friends, just want to save it
>get ultra drunk while on vacation with the lads
>at some point start insulting the black security guard and threaten him because he insulted my family
>thrown out of club
>friends accompany me and we go to a wienertail bar
>drink three or four long islands
>totally fricked up now
>leave without saying anything
>go to a brothel, pay 150 bucks for a hooker
>she is hot but really mean, i insult her
>she starts sucking my dick for about 3 seconds, then i pass out
>get thrown out and then wake up on the floor of the hotel reception, go to Out room and lie about what happened
it's been a week and my dick is still itching bros
Haram
>be an alcohol
>mix with several medications regularly
>one day druk as fuark get in fight with a cousin or family member
>cops arrive and restrain me, raving like a lunatic I try to bite them
>wake up cuffed to a hospital bed with guard outside
>cant remember a fricking thing while being wheeled into a mental hospital
WHAT A LIFE
havent drank since, it's been 3 years
Sounds like you need a nice cold beer friend
nice try long nosed lucifer
What the frick? Do you have anger problems?
Don't drink with pills man, that shit is too unpredictable.
>out one night with the lads as a teenager
>get so blackout drunk I somehow crawl into a giant biffa bin instead of going home
>sleep there overnight
>wake up to the sensation of falling
>getting tipped into a fricking lorry about to be crushed
>leap out covered in sick
>some Black person across the street just staring in disbelief
>walk home
>never tell anyone about it
>out drinking with coworkers from a small company
>having a good time but getting late and people start leaving
>me and my boss remain, he starts hinting at marital problems and stuff. suggest switching bars to change the mood
>walk to a younger people's bar near college campus
>don't realize how DRUK I am
>go into bar, ask for water, intend to get a wienertail after
>end up rushing to their trash can to puke. some of it lands on my shirt
>go into bathroom to clean up
>a minute later someone opens the door. realize it's a one person bathroom and i forgot to lock it
>a young woman comes in. sees me using the sink and apologizes. asks if i dont mind if she pees real quick
>i say sure. keep cleaning myself and don't look at her to not be creepy. so drunk that i dont think twice about it
>when shes done we exchange a few words. dont remember what
>before leaving she tells me im cute and gives me a peck on the cheek. again, too drunk to think this is strange
>says she wouldve like to chat more but that she's here with a date
>too dumb to ask for her number. never crossed my mind
>me and boss leave and we laugh about me puking. call it a night
Not sure if the girl was also drunk but that was a cute interaction. I'm not a tall chad or anything, but people have said i have an attractive face. I suspect not being creepy and being laid back had to do something with it
Went training with my platoon in north cascades national park and scared the shit out of all the civvies walking around with our m4s. Didn't help that when they asked who we were I told them we were border patrol hunting Canadians. Last day we got shitfaced and started doing combatives, cops were called then we proceeded to just drink more and fricked up the whole camp site, our bus driver got so drunk he passed out and we gave him an IV to wake him up because we had to drive back a few hours later. Got banned from the national park.
What a life!
>start drinking at 15
>can hold my beer pretty well
>go out to the city with some friends
>decide to drink cachaça
>drink 3 cans of it all by myself
>become the drunkest i've ever been in my life
>buy everyone flowers
>start running laps around the city square just cuz
>start taking pictures with strangers on the street and paying them beer
>alcohol amnesia wipes out all my memories of what happened next
>wake up next day alone in my house, naked with my face smeared in puke
>pack of condoms i had in my wallet dissappeared
>its been 3 years and I still dont know exactly what happened
>trying to drink this shitty smirnoff I had laying around
>just looking at the glass fills me with despair, apprehension, nausea, guilt, etc.
>have to hype myself up just to take the first shot, but after that it's smooth sailing.
What you doing while drinking anon?
I just want to watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXN4I45JI-s
play some games, and in about two or three hours go do my dishes while I heat up my dinner. Then I'm going to sleep. That's it. I'm just trying to take three shots now, and then one every hour or so to keep a buzz going.
Sounds like you need to do buy some beers and have a DRUK night
Buddy I already have the smirnoff, and I am TRYING. I can't do beer anymore, it makes me too bloated and all the liquid bread just makes me gross.
All im saying bro is more booze more fun
you could probably just stop at this point, and it'd be good for you
This anon posting again. Just wan to say that the DRUK has won and I am feeling the spirit. Party on, bros. Don't just be some sad sack c**t when you could be a SICK c**t instead.
>uugugoh trying to drink makes me fricking panic guaghasdg
shut the frick up lol. Stupid moron
>be me
>be 29
>love to get drunk
>start getting white hairs
>eliminate all possible causes
>drinking could be one of them
go on without me bros
Chicks love the salt and pepper look man
one of the most important lessons ive learned in my life is to never care what women think
Is this true? I'm only 30 and I'm starting to get a white streak in my hair. I like to heavily drink on the weekends and was worried that may be the cause.
>AAAAAAAAAA I GOT OLDER AND NOW I'M GETTING GRAY HAIR AAAAAAA
Really, fellas?
I'm only fricking 30. That's way too young to be going gray.
As long as you arn't going bald who cares
True, can't argue with that.
id choose balding over greying. unfortunately im dealing with both
>id choose balding over greying
>bald
HOW DO I STOP BALDING????
You dont, you just have to be born with chad genetics like me, perfect hairline chads never lose
Yeah yeah, let's get you into a home, Grandpa...
31 here and I dye the white spots like once a week, nobody notices.
Shit I've been graying since 25, 30 now. I think it's because of my daughter though.
Grey hair is mostly genetic but stress can factor in. When you drink you're putting stress on your body, even though it feels the opposite, so yeah probably doesn't help.
I'm 26, I have dirty blond hair and dark brown facial hair, but the middle streak is so light blond that it might as well be white. My pubes have been 'grey' since I could grow them.
>eliminate all possible causes
you forgot about aging
29 is not too young for the occasional white hair
bros i got fricked up last night and saw steely dan live.. gayen is indeed still alive and kickin.
i dont enjoy drinking anymore and any faint whisper of a hangover turns the schizo dial up to 10, feels bad
>faint whisper of a hangover turns the schizo dial up to 10
What?
I get extremely anxious about what I said or who I texted while drunk the day after, I usually ignore my phone the whole day and then when I finally watch it I find out it wasn't that bad.
Are you me? I feel like I was an butthole or something, and come to find out. Every single time. I was a sweetheart being drunk.
WHAT A LIFE
same for me bros, i have avoided my bros because i thought they'd hate me just for them to hit me up saying they want to go out again because it was so much fun
WHAT A LIFE BROS
Alcoholics are children incapable of self control. They possess an infantile mind. In short, alcoholics aren’t even worthy to be called “people.”
The DRUK thread spammer is back i see, check the catalogue
Wew lads. I've been drunk for 7 days straight. I feel sick but also amazing.
Yeah gonna have to sign off of the Druk life for a while fellas.
Last week I went on a bender from Friday to Monday, drank 4.5 liters of hard liquor in that time. Alcohol enable my binge eating so I also decided to stuff myself until I was sick. Just now recovering and gotta make a change, I'm up to 300lbs now and pre-diabetic. Planning on being back to it in a year or so.
Sounds like you need a drink my friend
yeah I do. Had a few shots last night but those are my last ones for a while 😉
I NEED KINOS TO WATCH WHILE DRUK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gin and many flavors of mixers in the fridge. And lots of ice. night is set
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL RIDE
Best movie about ageing, youth and addiction maybe ever
LEST GOOOOOOOOOOOO DRUK GODS
Why is that if his wife cheated on her he's the one that has to gain her back?
WHATA LIFO
%24
WHAT A LIFE
Can't watch movies anymore lads
Movies are cringe anyway
>tfw now that i have made something out of my life with a really well paying job and nice house my parents started downplaying my alcoholism
bros, i think all this is going to ruin me yet i won't stop. just because i'm not a bum anymore my addiction and terrible behaviour isn't all that bad anymore?
i give myself a year at max before losing it all
replace alcohol for heroine
IT'S NOT FATTY LIVER ANYMORE, IT'S CIRR-HUUUURRRRGHGHGHGH
You don’t need a liver to be an earthrocker
>Off work for 5 weeks
Boy im gonna do some serious drinking
I have two choices right now bros. I'm meeting my ex-wife tomorrow and I want to look good to impress her. Should I:
Stay home, drink water, and get a good nights sleep?
Or
Go to the seedy dive bar near my house, get blackout drunk and do blow with strangers
>Go to the seedy dive bar near my house, get blackout drunk and do blow with strangers
This of course, that thot doesnt deserve you
i think that you should go to the seedy dive bar, buy blow, then come home and relax. Then right before you see your stupid prostitute ex wife you should do blow.
Im balding, not cool to be DRUK and bald.
i'm 23 and Look like the Stalker dude, and let me Tell you depressed bald dudes and alcohol go hand in hand
Quit being a pussy and just embrace the bald. I hate seeing people complain about losing hair. Men look fricking awesome and hot and cool when they're bald, and there have been plenty of examples. Awwww damn you gotta stop drinking and work out, aawwww damn you gotta treat yourself better and be healthy to be attractive, aww damn DAMN aww DAMN. Fricking ingrates. I have a full head of hair and a full body of hair too, I fricking hate it. Iw ish I was bald. I want to be a bald beefcake son of a b***h so much but I go tnothing but a fricking wolf ass on my head thanks to being a latino. Do you know how gay it is to shave so much?! Fuick you guys, I wish I was you. Be a man! Show that you've got some fricking girth and power behind that shine. Everyone's acting like having hair is such a grace when all they do is cut it short or take some stupid homosexual hitler youth cut or comb over nowadays anyway. What else are they gonna do? Grow some ponytail like a homosexual? ffs I hate you guys
i don't complain about that, me being bald and me being depressed have nothing to do with each other. but i think it looks cooler when a bald dude looks miserable
It's the fact that he's bald that makes it look cool, not that he's miserable or drunk. Bald people are awesome, and I'm tired of this world where only fools, gays, and women think otherwise.
i repsect that opinion but for me it's the combination that makes it cool. Chubby bald SoiCHADs that smile at their funko pop collection don't look particularly cool to me just because of their lack of hair
IT BEGINS
ITS OUR TIME
IT NEVER ENDED IN THE FIRST PLACE BROS
>Music teacher is a bit drunk
>Suddenly has magical class where everyone joins hands and has beautiful perfect harmony
>teacher being tipsy makes kids give a frick about class suddenly
They didn't even try to make it compelling.
Long holiday weekend. If your not on a 4 day binge for the fourth are you really a freedom?
Alcohol is literally the greatest thing in life
I'm 28 and feel like my glory days are coming to an end, i remember reading some anon that men peak at this age, but don't know man, feel anxious about it. anyway time to drink
Yeah its over anon, im 30 and i feel ancient now. Getting out of bed is hard, everything hurts all the time
I felt that way around 30. And your body physically changes around 30, not sure why. Your hangovers will last days. You get gray hairs. A lot of things just hurt with no real mend.
frick off with the gray hair thing man, you could always pull a Roger Sterling look
>Got the shits again
Bros the druk is beating me......
Just stop drinking for a few weeks and let your gut bacteria repopulate, brother.
The duality of man
You just gotta drink more bro. As long as you're not shitting blood you're OK
You just have to be more alert of farts as a druk chad. Or eat something, even if it's tiny. I shit my pants every once in a while.
A few days ago I shat myself while peeing in the woods after excessive drinking for days. I still fear farting
i honest to god can't remember the last day where my shits weren't just liquid. also there's blood on the toilet paper 5/7 days of the week
Bruh you need to get a scan
>all those Black folks
gay
lame
stupid
liberal
I'm getting hammered and watching Gordon Ramsay on youtube. Why am I like this? I always watch cooking shows when I get hammered.
For my it's watching Rick Stein (even though I've watched the episodes 100 times before) whilst having a conversation with myself about how much of a prick he is
Hells Kitchen is fricking DRUK kino
I'm watching Kitchen Nightmares. I try to stick to the Euro version but I always end up watching an American version here and there. He's actually such a good guy with great advice if you get the real Gordon.
His stuff he did with the Top Gear lads is top tier comfy
I always watch reaction videos to my favorite movies and bands when i am shitfaced at home and alone. It's weird, i really enjoy it and then I have to erase all the fricking recommendations.
Fricking please refrain being depressing tonight
You talking to yourself anon? Cause im having a GREAT TIME
WHAT A LIFE
I won't be drinking until after the kids are in bed anon, but rest assured I will be back and READY TO PARTY!
>Kids
You fell for the kids meme anon
You're goddam right I did, I've never claimed to be a smart man.
They're too little, I wonder what will be the Cinemaphile equivalent when they're all grown up.
tell them to JOIN US
I think the last druk thread I was in, I posted my wiener. Who knows what may happen tonight.
I have vodka and cannot make any promises.
Drinking beer and going ham to europop, give me 2 more hours and I will do something extremely stupid like the last time you idiots egged me on to text girls from HS telling them I want to frick, and yes I got a date with 2 of them
>got a date with 2 of them
SHARE DEETS BROTHER LET'S GOOOOO
>work until 11 PM
>my dumb country stop alcohol sale after 8 PM
>forgot to buy beer before work
genuinely depressed now
>my dumb country stop alcohol sale after 8 PM
Wut?
Norway
total nanny state
alcohol sales stop 8 PM on weekdays and 6 PM on saturdays
closed on sundays
hard liquor stops even earlier
Man thats turbo cringe
lmao, here in based bavaria beer is a staple food
The drinking was a metaphor for national socialism
Explain
This is /druk/, you're looking for /massreplyinghomosexualsanonymous/.
Good morning sirs
You will DIE YOUNG if you keep drinking that much.
This message is sponsored by the sober gang.
you don't need to be alive to be an earthrocker
>you will die young
and thats all this is about, look all this gray bald hair motherfrickers, no need to live past the 30s
You might regret it tho.
I'll be dead, what can i regret
you might greatly suffer before death
why do you think we drink? we are already suffering
satan will serve me an gin and tonic
Cool people never overstay their welcome, this applies to longevity as well.
>tfw when 26
I'm 25 myself, we're getting there by this point.
Shit dude, half the sad-sacks in here will probably live to be 80 and here you are actually trying to help people and you'll probably get hit by a bus or something - I hope not though.
>Got promoted at work
Time to get fricking oblitered at all weekend and then turn up an nervous anxious mess on Monday for my first day in my new role, what could go wrong
I know we always fight. But I love my Cinemaphile bros
i love you too anon, tonight, WE WON
took the day off from druking yesterday. just bought a 6 and started tonights druking. will probably get my weekly 3 day ban in a few hours when i dab on the jan
can you drop some hints at what kind of thread you'll be making so that I can give you some support, brother?
That was a great speech anon, I cried out of my penis. keep on druking
Absolmente Basado. I didn't drink yesterday either just because I fell asleep as soon as I got home.
i too get insanely drunk and get banned here at least weekly. the funniest part is i'm drunk, the other anons dont have an excuse
As long as I'm not too drunk that I can't reset my modem, I'll be here
>Straight edge pussy guy thinks that alcohol enjoyers are miserable.
This anon doesn't even go to parties. Where do you get your friends, from church?
For me its getting druk as frick and listening to some George Carlin
So how are we all feeling DRUK bros? How are we all doing?
Feelin lit
Feelin right
2am
Summer night
Banger
exams are coming up in two weeks and here i am wasting my time getting druk with my bros every day of the week. the periods in which i am sober get shorter and shorter so that i don't have to live with the regret for too long
Exams are a big meme
well i get paid for studying and my employer is going to kick me out if i fail one
Whats the employer? What are you doing i guess
Big german company, electrical engineering dual study
Get DRUK
The trick is to not get drunk before exams and study, and then when exam day comes you get just a little bit drunk to wipe away the anxiety and then ride through it no problem. B average student over here.
until now i only had As but i did fricking nothing this semester
electrical engineering
Oh shit electrical engineering is pretty intense. Study after drinking today bro.
bloody awful
Why is that?
Can't stop thinking about my life in high school when I peaked and was popular and about things I could have done differently to retain that. Not being an idiot and joining a neo nazi group which led me to being pepper sprayed in a fist fight with antifa and losing a lot of my friend and the girl I still think about almost every day for a start, Damn it all
What is your DRUK song & why?
For me, it's Thunder Child. I don't know why, but the heroic sacrificial attempt to just hold the aliens at bay makes me break down sobbing whenever I'm drunk. It's almost always only this song.
For me its Sonata Artica
Excellent. Fricking. Choice anon. For me it's blaring this at 3 in the morning with a shitty drunk fake brogue.
Same here bud, I'd ask why they do it to themselves but I'm sure it's the same for us too.
I think I'm gonna make a war of the worlds thread after I finish chugging this vodka. druk bros please drop some (you)s if you see it
>girlfriend wants to introduce me to her father
>get super anxious about it, hopes he approves me
>get there
>he seems very confidence
>after some conversation turns out he's a fricking moron with an alcohol problem and my girlfriend hates him
>she starts having a discussion with him while I just enjoy my beer
Later I had fun with the guy in a barbecue, I got insanely drunk and he just laughed about it, never gave me any shit, he was a nice guy.
LOL SHE DATED HER DAD. Gets them EVERY time!!!!!!
>druk thread
>no one has posted the sleepy steel reserve gamer yet
drukgods how long until the homosexual jannies come and delete this thread like every friday?
Why would they delete a humble thread for the discussion of a European kino?
For me its getting really drunk and watching TCAP
Im feelin good druk bros, its a good night
Its been months that i can't upload an image in this website, frick
Scandinavian high school life unironically looks so fricking kino brehs.
what a life
Life a what
>supposed to work tonight
>think I'll just stay home and drink instead
should I do it, boys?
Of course, whats the job?
shit office job. graveyard shift. Sometimes I get to work alone and when I do I'm drinking at the desk. Gotta get out of this goddamn city. I fricking hate it here.
Sounds comfy anon, whats the issue?
I respect that you replied in the positive first before inquiring about the job.
drink enhances work
It’s way more noticeable than you think. You can take all the precautions in the world, be a stellar employee so people look the other way. Eventually someone will rat you out. Usually someone doing the exact same thing you are.
It does until it doesn't. Having a shot before a big important meeting is one thing. Literally needing to drink 5 beers before going to work is another
God I wanna go to an escort tonight. I have a few favourites but they moved. One of my best druk stories is with an escort.
what do you do with an escort? just frick?
Depends on how they are. Most escorts I ever went to we ended up hanging out for a bit. Like the best escort i ever went to was this this little blonde girl, 20, and she busted out an expensive vodka and we drank and smoked cigs in her living room. Most yeah, you just frick, but some will give you extra depending on how clean/good looking you are. I'm probably an above average dude so I can always reel them in.
Not him but I have a DRUK escort
reminisce.
>visiting a friend
>in L O N D O N
>L
>O
>N
>D
>O
>N
>need a shag
>look on an escort site
>see a israelite milf
>ring her and arrange a time
>get nervous on the way and pick up 50cl Johnnie Walker red label
>swigging on underground and a bus
>arrive at Stamford Hill
>full of orthodox israelites
>all looking at me scowling and muttering in Yid
>tipsy
>find her flat
>go up
>she is a bit older and more overweight than her pics but really flirty and im horny
>give her £100 in two £50 notes
>she is convinced they are fakes (nobody in the UK uses 50s i'd got them at the airport duty free)
>eventually I say ill take the money back and leave
>oy vey
>she immediately panics and drops to her knees
>bj
>titwank
>condom on
>shag
>missionary
>doggy
>condom off
>pop my load on her big israelitebs
>hang out naked on her bed having a laugh
>she asks if I want to drink
>we have shots of tequila
>end up roaring DRUK
>she tries to convince me to meet her in Tel Aviv
>eventually stagger out of her place
>get lost on the underground
>do a street duet with an Elvis impersonator singing Suspicious Minds
>go into a pub and friend comes to meet me
It was a good day. Later I found some porn the escort made and its pretty bad but still worth a wank.
nice story, makes me miss when i used to see escorts regularly. what i loved most was going up to the apartments and chilling after sex, especially when they let me stay after the time had ended. simple things like sharing a cigarette were more enjoyable for me than sex. i miss those adventures, never tried them while drunk though. covid and my financial situation (jobless) put a stop to it, but ill save some money up and return to it soon. i need to leave this house
good times will come for you anon, we all gonna make it, cheers
cheers
>do a street duet with an Elvis impersonator singing Suspicious Minds
based DRUK escort connoisseur
Its a fun experience, but most of the girls don't really give a shit about you and try to end it quickly, i think tinder thots are a better option if you have the resources
Lets keep it going DRUK gods
LETS GOOOOOOO
I'd win every DRUK fight, trust me
How the frick do some of you c**ts watch movies when drinking? I can only post her and listen to music
>Click play on movie
>Watch
Its easy
watching a movie with a few beers is the best
celebrating the end of a 4 month work assignment that ended up getting me chumy with the higher ups. Wife bought me a bottle of champagne
very based. Want to brag any more for us, or are you gonna realize that just one bottle of champagne ain't enough?
Not really worth bragging, I'm a government stooge so I'm limited how far i can go up
Just working in the DC office of my agency with people that are high enough up to get assigned congressionally
it was a stressfull assignment with lots of demands so I'm celebrating the end. Also ended with some decent connections
>government stooge
been there, done that. Good luck
>4 month work assignment
What was it?
So, you celebrated being a temp, by getting drunk.
Explains the temp thing.
The DRUK is slowly taking me, its peak time
If you could DRINK at any location in FILM or TV what would it be? For me its would be Cheers
The Start Wars tavern LMAO
disregard that, the prancing pony
Quark's bar
>be slav
>get a new job at car factory
>see people after work getting DRUK at the bus stop
>every week someone else brings its own homemade liquour
>mfw these people rather take the bus so they could drink instead of being home faster
WHAT A slav LIFE
How's it going druk fellas? Just got home, poured a beer and put Pink Floyd's Animals on. It's weird, after a productive work day and after work drinking with friends, I just want to crack open a few cold ones by myself.
LETS FRICKINGS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey dude, I see that you're in the right genre but your bands suck. If you want something fancy with vocals, you gotta hit this guy up
>your bands suck
Frick you
search your feelings. You know it to be true.
>Finally decided to take some time off from drinking
>Detox by myself at home by tapering down (was drinking 3 bottles of wine and 4 beers a day)
>Start hearing voices and singing coming from my ceiling fans
>Sweat out the most horrid smelling sweat I've ever smelled in my life for like 3 days
>Suddenly feel fine
Welp boys, I took a week off, time to get back on it
I can imagine that. I do 2 bottles of wine a day and if I'm going full bastard face druk, I'll do 3 or 4 bottles on top of a few pints of strong cider. The following day is like I'm living in a parallel universe where everything is too bright and I'm paranoid and shaky as frick. WHAT A LIFE
> I do 2 bottles of wine a day
Lad........
give him some credit. All the sugar in wine probably slaps him a little bit harder than we'd really expect and puts him to sleep. He doesn't know the high liver burning rides of nothing but hard liquor.
>Be me
>Be avid whip enthusiast
>Getting druk at my favorite bar in LA
>Meet a professional whip maker at the bar
>We both break our whips out and have a whip-off in the parking lot
>Literally looked like this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKmCMqIG2vo
>Italian restaurant next door calls the cops
>Cops never show up
>Go back to drinking
It was a good night for whipping bros
that's fricking awesome
Getting drunk and texting prostitutes on tinder the most stupid shit imagineble. How about you
For me its dying slowly
What do you know about dying fast
Thats for betas, real chads kills themselves slowly over 40 years by drinking
I'm already dead. I'm typing this post from hell
We are almost lost DRUK bros, its almost over
Alcohol is basically just a potion that makes you stupid
Why would anybody invent that
to make you feel good
Because it makes you access SOUL
It was accidental. A happy accident.
>drink le silly joose
>feel warm and happy
It's that simple
we druk now!
I am getting a bit druk yes
im gettin crissdaded kek
take care anon, i will frick you up in a druk fight
based druk fighter. I used to start fights on nights out all the time then get my head kicked in. Good times
How did you avoid getting knocked into the pavement and recieving brain damage
druk powers. I got thrown down a flight of stairs once and felt nothing. Just got up and started fighting again. I felt it the next day mind you.
it would be nuce ti have some coke
tomorrow for me
Actually Cinemaphile related quest. Where are the lines in the intro from?
Another 90mg Oxycodone, 4mg Clonazepam, 1200mg Gabapentin, 60mg Adderall, along with one 40mg Methadone Wafer. Time to enjoy my weekend how I like it best, alone with a stack of pill bottles >:D
Isn’t that a waste of Adderall?
No, it keeps me awake and able to do shit. Without it id be nodding out standing up/couch/bed all day.
Gabapentin makes you sleeping, adderal makes you awake
These drugs literally cancel each other out
Watching Macca Glastonbury set while drunk as frick and crying at how based he is
Are there any former alCinemaphile refugees in these threads? I wonder where most of us went. Well the ones that didn't die
i lurked alCinemaphile but i was never a full-blown legend like some of those guys
i feel like the refugees moved to druk threads; havent really seen them on any other boards
New thread DRUK gods? Or did we lose....
Just made one, purely for DRUK the movie discussion.