>Antagonist is bad, because...

>Antagonist is bad, because... *checks notes* he's fat and he's gay
Why did they allow this?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    making the harkonnens intimidating is one change i like in the movies

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is he so tall

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      longcat is Iong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's become an worm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's not that tall, it only looks like that because he's so fat he needs to use a belt that makes him levitate (controlled anti-gravity), which is what he's doing during that scene

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The harkonnens are actually israelites.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being fat is a symptom of evil character. Being gay is a symptom of past trauma that leaves you orders of magnitude more likely to harm yourself or others.
    Being fat and gay is indicative of evil.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes gluttony is a negative quality. It's even called a sin right? Or is that offensive old-world thinking

      this
      being fat is a reflection of your character, it's not just something that happens to people for no reason. it's an outward reflection of your greed and lack of control. most people understand this intuitively, although we've been gaslit to not talk about it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        someone who's fat is instictively shut out or placed low on the social order. letting a kid be fat and thus destroying his potential at a social life is child abuse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes gluttony is a negative quality. It's even called a sin right? Or is that offensive old-world thinking

      Counterpoint: Santa Claus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He gets a pass, homie eats millions worth of calories in form of cookies and milk and still looks the same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you think about it a lot of villians in film are pretty feminine and flamboyant

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, the Harkonnens are bad because they're swedish.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a Finnish name thoughever

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes gluttony is a negative quality. It's even called a sin right? Or is that offensive old-world thinking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      this
      being fat is a reflection of your character, it's not just something that happens to people for no reason. it's an outward reflection of your greed and lack of control. most people understand this intuitively, although we've been gaslit to not talk about it.

      >white
      >old
      >fat
      >old

      All the hallmarks of a villain

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        his sins are more sloth and wrath. He's out of shape and probably technically overweight, but not some +300lb glutton.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he's gay
    He literally has a daughter. There's zero evidence that he's gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He rapes little boys in the book

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that's what gays do

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's why I said that's how I know he's gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile - Television & film
        Why the frick are you talking about books?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the movie he kisses his nephew on the mouth.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he was pranking him. feyd kisses him a second time to prank him back. just normal finnish pranks haha.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OP already said he's gay.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Careful! Last time that upset some people

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Sees someone call out homosexuals
            >Immediately starts thinking about dudes

            Why are they like this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That don't mean nuthin, Liberace was married.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Liberace was straight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bene Gesserit raped him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He "allowed himself to be seduced" by a Bene Gesserit once, other than that he's a pedarest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Moral of the story is don't let the pussy distract you from the purity of bussy

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His psychical body and weight is symbolic and reflective of his general insatiable appetite in terms of conquest.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >white
    >old
    >fat
    >old

    All the hallmarks of a villain

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and here's why BIPOCs are disproportionally affected and marginalized by that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate woke homosexuals so much. Literally no winning

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt the emperor just tell this guy to attack the atreides clan? Why stage the whole transfer of power over the desert planet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The rest of the houses would rebel out of fear

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to give the harkonnens a motive. they spent 70+ years of profit on the invasion, they wouldn't waste that on taking caladan. the harkonnens were already comfortable so why would they?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      harkonnens could only defeat the atreides with sardaukar assistance. The emps could only have them assist if the whole thing was covered up, so it had to be done in the most miserable, isolated shitpile in the known galaxy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >isolated shitpile in the known galaxy.
        Detroit?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but imagine if their boss Black person was a twink ytboi with the prescient ISIS rizz

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whitey goes to Dearborn and quotes the hadiths prank, goes wrong in the hood (gone sexual???)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You've inspired me to stop hating Somalians and to instead try to take one as my concubine

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          unfortunately no, if detroit was isolated we'd probably be an interplanetary race by now.h

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Herbert doesn't quite play into black and white good vs evil, but the closest thing for him is lack of self-control, indulging in hedonism etc. The books are filled with all kinds of shit about self-control, "fear is the mindkiller" etc.

    The Baron would have failed the Gom Jabbar test, to ground it in the story. The "bad" characters are the ones who give into short term desires. Sacrificing the future for pleasure now is probably close to what Herbert would call "evil".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Herbert anti religion?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Isn’t Dune a big influence on the guy that created Scientology?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say he was very cynical towards it.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunc blows. When did show he was pedo homosexual in the movie?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly. Two awful and evil traits that a person should never have.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're putting away the woke so you join the army, duh

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Antagonist is bad because he's the head of one of the most valuable curated human genetic lines in the universe, but can't keep his subhuman impulsivity in-check so he effectively fails humanity itself. He's a cruel fat homosexual pedo because those flaws best indicates someone's personal failures.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being fat is le bad. Being gay is le bad. Makes sense to me.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should've cast John Candy as the baron

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >because he’s fat and gay
    I don’t think you’re doing the meme right, he’s evil because he’s a selfish psychopath murderer overlord. He’s not being put on blast because he’s fat like Dan Schneider.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DUNC is fricking garbage
    all style no substance

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    French Canadians are based and cucked in completely equal measure, it's legitimately impressive

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >main character is bad because... he's fat and gay

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like something a fat homosexual would ask

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dunc is a fricking horrible story.
    Frank Herbert was a child abuser.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Psyop in releasing this with the Dan Schneider doc.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frank Herbert was a massive homophobe. He wrote the baron to be the worst human imaginable so he made him a fat gay pedophile.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Paul is actually the villian
    this implies the baron is actually the good guy. checkmate homophobic chuds

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where did the fremen learn jiu jitsu? what was Stilgar's lineage?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And also he's a pedophile

    You forgot about that little detail anon, but I understand that's kind of redundant since you already said he was gay

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BALD
    VOICE BAD

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fat
    >bald
    >gay
    Sounds pretty evil to me

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lizzo should have played the Baron

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