>Antbro: The Movie.
>Planet of the Ants
Its like Planet of the Apes but with ants! Srsly, ants would and could frick us sideways if they wanted to. Imagine them getting into all your crevices... wave after biting and stinging wave, unending, no matter where you go, other ants crawling on you....
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Easy.
once the 2.5 million come "for you", you won't be so easy peasy then.
my house and yard is pure poison. i'll stack those mother frickers 8 inches high.
okay I’ve spent way too long thinking about what weapons and how I’d fight 2.5 million ants
what'd you come up with? salt? I belt salt factored in to a large part of your arsenal.
Salt, soap, fire. Just the basics. Honestly, there’s this massive ant colony in my front yard that I want to do an aluminum casting of, but it’s too close to this huge pine tree that would go up like a Roman candle if I tried.
I have this ant bait that has Fipronil in it. It's a gel and if I squirt a glob out near a trail, there will be hundreds of them all over it soon after. They'll eat it and spread it to the rest until tons of them die, it's awesome. We'd definitely go full chemical warfare on them
I have that shit. I also have the powder that clogs up their breathing pores, and the suffocate. It’s quicker if you can find the nest access point.
Borax? It's the go to for killing all insects, safe for mammals too
I think it was diamontous earth. I had to look it up, and that sounds about right.
omg, i need to see this NOW! what is it?
Love, Death and Robots. Either Season 1 or 2, I don't remember.
An episode of Love, Death, and Robots - Swarm; Season 3 Episode 6
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and what's the catch
>sees crab
>ahah anon what's the catch
Oh you adorable you
trust not the crustacean,the cephalopod
Spoiler obviously:
She admires the 'Swarm' bugs. But he has ulterior motives to collect specimens and figure out a way to enslave the Swarm to do Humanity's bidding. The things he does trigger a defense mechanism that causes the normally passive bugs to attack him and bring him to the central node. A hive brain has awoken to deal with the threat. It has killed the woman and taken her body to communicate. It tells him it has been around for billions of years, and dealt with plenty of species like humanity. They always assimilate them into the swarm. He says Humans are different and will defeat it. Swarm says that they can try, but they'll be assimilated nonetheless. Cliffhanger
i dun knew it can't trust no got derm hive mind
If you frick around you'll find out
i would cuddle a bug but if the bug threaten my family i kill him with a stick
if there's no sunlight why are they black?
Space doesn't instantly make you white
Forced diversity. Same reason they try to make black Kryptonians even they have a red sun. Their skin would never get that dark.
Oy not the 20 quadrillion
We must let the termites into our country for diversity!
but that assumes every ant and every human fight thats not how shit works when countries go to war their entire population dont fight each other
I cannot tell if this is satire. The internet has ruined me.
From the thumbnails I thought these were the same images. Dudes got a golden retriever torso.
What? thats like saying in a war between the US and China the us would have to fight a billion soldiers what about ant logistics?
Ok sooooo… 10% of humans vs 10% of ants. Much better odds!
i feel like i could take a lot of them out with a flamethrower or something
Can we get Termites to be on our side?
The enemy of my enemy is fricking up my property value.
What's that movie where ants become super intelligent from a comet or something
Who's to say humans have to fight alone? Theres an animal who's sole purpose is to eat ants not to mention everything else that'd eat ants like frogs ants are fricked
>I choose you, Aardvark!
most ants are jobbers and 2.5 million isn't all that many when you can take out thousands just by rolling over them. with prep time it's even easier.
If I stomp 100-200 ants per five seconds, that's 108 000 ants per hour. That means I will have destroyed their forces in 23hrs.
>24 hours of tap dancing
Humans get Fred Astaire as a hero bonus. Who do the ants get?
Depending on what type of ant your stomping you could be fricked (in plain clothes), thankfully we've got shit like bee suits that would render us near immune to any onslaught of even the deadliest ants.
>most ants are jobbers
I don't want to meet the ant that's not
Partly related but a recent useful invention by humanity is Japanese anti-mosquito paint which is already in use in both Africa and Asia yet America still refuses to import it, even though Kansai Paint managed to get the EPA to approve its anti mosquito paint back in 2018. Meanwhile, Singapore and Uganda imports in tons of anti-mosquito paint from both Kansai Paint and Nippon Paint Japan. Perhaps, Japan will invent anti-ant paint next?
https://nipponpaint.com.sg/product/mozzieguard/
Say Goodbye to Mosquitoes with Nippon Paint MozzieGuard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA1cxX31fjU
https://plascon.africa/uganda/product/anti-mosquito-paint/
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20180418005279/en/Kansai-Paint-Group-Announces-First-Ever-Anti-Mosquito-Paint-Approved-By-the-EPA
Plascon Anti Mosquito Paint Application: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFK5pOKl6LY
Bites into the established pesticide companies margins
don't ants have to work 24/7 to not starve
wouldn't they be kinda fricked for energy if they had to pursue bigger prey which is why they don't
I want an Ant friend
>*holocausts millions of your in one throw*
Antbros... I don't feel so good about our chances...
Do we get to use bug spray?
Humans vs ants kino
I remember this. In the scene where the ants arrive, there is a great matte background painting showing how the ants have created a big highway of desert cutting through the jungle by eating everything in their path.
We'll need to engineer our version of honey ants if we want to stand a chance.
They have wars and frontlines that are miles long too
Team up with the termites and anteaters. Nobody likes ants.
Termites are even bigger Black folk than ants
That's why it will work. They are too dumb to know they are next and will gladly ape out
Come on, Anons! You wanna live forever?!
>ant has a mass of about 1mg
>2.5*10^6 ants * 1.0*10^-6 kg = 2.5 kg of ants
i could take em4dvpn
>em4dvpn
The ants got to anon and are smashing his head into the keyboard
No we wouldn't, because the different ant colonies/species would be far too busy fighting each other to put up any kind of meaningful defense against the united onslaught of humanity. Even humans have more loyalty to each other than bugs.
What would you rather fight 2e16 ants or one ant 2e16 times the size of a normal ant.
>one ant 2e16 times
I'll pick that one and it'll be killed by it's own weight immediately since it'd weigh like 5 billion pounds.
But it has the relative strength of an ant
Ants are pretty damn small and it's 2e16 not 10e16.
It would only be about 1 pound.
Oh no, I might need two cans
no more brother wars
boric acid, terro, bug killer, and diatomaceous earth. let those frickers come. hairspray and a lighter for those that get close
Don't fall for ant propaganda
Pssh, I've already got a few thousand kills under my belt. I'm like a special forces sleeper cell agent ready to be activated. Forget fire all you need is a couple magnifying glasses set up. Saw a video recently where water + a plastic bag was used as a magnifying glass.
That's only like 10 kg of ants.
You want fries with that?
Anyone else have one as a kid? Personally cleansed an entire street sidewalk of ants with one of these bad boys.
Holy shit that magnifying glass page was a goddamm WMD
I burnt myself with that fricker more than once. You could make a beam of death 2 inches thick.
klutz press is life
this was a similar thing they printed that was a lot of fun too
anyone else love those youtube videos where they pour liquid metal into a ant hive?
I prefer the ones where they do it to an underground wasp nest
>Recently dealt with a ground wasp nest by pouring boiling soapy water into it
>Next day I observed the survivors trying to carry grubs out of the hole
Felt kind of bad tbh but they were too close to my foundation.
You use gasoline for those. Stepped on one and was stung 50+ times.
I would help the ants win by leaving crumbs everywhere
20 million ants isn't shit you moron. That's about 20 colonies and you can literally wipe them out with some hot water, soap, and poison. Nor would they attack all at once since they depend on pheromone orders.