Even ignoring the ending, he got his ass whopped by llewellyn Moss and had to run away like a b***h. Why does everyone forget this fact? He only kills civilians and ambushes/sucker punches anyone with a modicum of training.
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>Anton is a force of nat-ACK
It is funny how his most iconic scene is him scaring a small old man
What part of America are you from where that guy is "small"? Good lord man, how much do you weigh?
>What part of America are you from where that guy is "small"?
He probably meant the height.
That would be "short". And if that's what he meant, the actor Gene Jones is 6'1. Pretty sure anon is just a fatass
Jesus man don't be this autistic. Small as in small personality; he was a meek, scared old man who posed no threat to anyone. What are you ESL? Language can be colloquial and words can have implied meaning.
So when anon said he was old, he didnt mean actual age? He meant he was an old soul?
No one says "small" as a colloquialism when describing someone. If I said
>he was a large young boy
No one would ever assume I meant the child was assertive or boisterous. Are you ESL?
Europoor confirmed.
Beanpole midge detected
Spotted the ESL, anton towered over the guy.
Gets told to frick off by a fat woman as well.
Not his fault. A fat midwestern woman is naturally immune to his incelic chuddism.
>dixie store owner in the middle of bumfrick nowhere
>doesnt have a sawnoff taped underneath his counter pointing at his customers
>Frogposter
>Ever making a good post
Seethe.
But his post was pretty good so is this one.
We're quite lucky you aren't enfranchised enough to make movies.
He didn't get whooped by Moss, he killed him effortlessly
The point of the ending was McCarthy's pretty consistent narrative of "fate is never something you can really decide for yourself and pretensions of control/agency are horseshit" with Anton having set himself up as an "agent" of fate but ultimately being a victim-passenger as well
The Border Trilogy highlights this to an insane degree
I like NCFOM and it's a much funnier movie than people think it is
>He didn't get whooped by Moss, he killed him effortlessly.
Some mexicans kill him. Did you even watch the movie?
You don't know what you're talking about.
Just admit you had a brainfart you gay.
How embarrassing. You missed it
Is this one of those famous instances of anons doubling down on stupid shit?
Yes. Instead of saying "oops, I'm moronic. Been years since I've seen it," the guy actually gives two shits about his bruised ego on an anonymous image board.
Kek what a gay. Anon if you’re reading this you’re a loser and everyone knows, you embarrassed yourself dude everyone saw how you fricked up and they’re laughing at you moron
>implying its the same guy
>still not getting what you missed
>actually being upset on Cinemaphile of all places
Do like any sensible anon does, hide the thread and ignore it. Bruising will subside in 1-3 days. We've all been there, we know what you're going through.
>they think the dang ol mexicanos killed moss
>I'm not moronic, I'm actually just so far ahead of the game
There is absolutely no way he's killed by Anton. At all. He was ambushed by Mexicans who failed to retrieve the briefcase. Anton knew his hiding spot and sneaked in the crime scene. You are moronic.
>He didn't get whooped by Moss, he killed him effortlessly
Wat
>He didn't get whooped by Moss, he killed him effortlessly
Thanks for the laugh anon.
>He didn't get whooped by Moss, he killed him effortlessly
What's the most you ever lost on a Cinemaphile post?
I wrote this really long reply to a thread and it popped up that I was banned once.
>Well... I need to see about changing to Tomorrow theme
>Changing to Tomorrow theme?
>Yessir.
>What time do you usually put dark mode on?
>Now. We put dark mode on now.
>Now is not a time. What time do you change to dark mode?
>Generally around dark. At dark.
>You don't know what you're shitposting about, do you?
>Anon?
>I said you don't know what you're shitposting about... What time do you browse Reddit?
>Anon?
>You're a bit deaf, aren't you? I said what time do you browse Reddit?
>Well... I'd say around nine-thirty. Somewhere around nine-thirty.
>I could come start a thread then.
>Why would you bother posting then? I’ll be on Reddit.
>You said that.
>Well... I need to delete this thread now-
>You post in that there mod account back on Reddit?
>Yes I do.
>You've posted there all your life?
>This was my wife's son’s account. Originally.
>For no monetary compensation.
>We posted on Something Awful for many years. Cleaned up lots of threads there. We come out to Reddit about four years ago.
>For no monetary compensation.
>...If that's the way you wanna put it.
>I don't have some way to put it. That's the way it is.
lmao
Exquisite
damn dude. some interesting analysis and all derailed by one wrong detail. was it an intentional troll? (just say yes it's the only way to save face!)
It's almost as if the point of the movie is that we live in a senseless, uncaring universe.
True. The only person who made it out ok in the end was Anton. Even in the book everyone who followed some code got fricked. Even Ed Tom got his brain broken by the whole ordeal
Anton's arm will be fricked forever
The secretary at the trailer park survived.
No Ed Tom Bell was the okayest by far. In the beginning he was like 'Bah gawd why would a loving creator allow this cutie patootie birb to die' yelling at the clouds kicking up dust. And at the end he was like 'Eh I guess people died but dont we all? Okie dokie I woke up from the bad dream time to change my diapie'
>kicking up dust
Asking aloud, "Why you leavin'?"
But the pavement won't answer me
>"Dude...it was all a DREAM!"
god this movie is so shit
how can anton represent both tommy lee's father AND death itself? its just nonsense
Poor anon, he's probably pacing his room as we speak. He'll have to hide sny no country threads for a few weeks at least.
The movie ended with the three main characters having their worldview destroyed
>Llewelyn got fricking killed
>Bell realized his good ol' days ideals are a sham
>Anton realized he's not the force of nature he thought he was
MOSS ALMOST KILLS ANTON BY STALLING ON THE COIN TOSS...SHE REFUSED TO CALL AND ANTON SHOT HER ANYWAY. THIS ACT SHATTERS HIS IMAGE AS AN AGENT OF FATE AND HE ALMOST DIES IN A RANDOM CAR ACCIDENT (BECAUSE SOME butthole RAN A LIGHT).
Why are you typing in all caps?
This movie is perfectly described by the word heavy. Even when he eats nuts it just makes sense that he would eat nuts because they are a heavy food with weight, not literally but they have that macabre feel.
>This movie is perfectly described by the word heavy. Even when he eats nuts it just makes sense that he would eat nuts because they are a heavy food with weight, not literally but they have that macabre feel.
My nuts are heavy too
>supposedly knows Anton and his tactics very well
>Nonchalantly walks into his hotel
>doesn't even put up a fight with a guy who he knows will kill him regardless
Carson wells could of had navy seals training and it wouldn't matter because he was just a complete moron, This can't even be called an ambush. This is just Carson being like I said a moron.
The movie is complete boomer apologia:
"Hey dad the economy is pretty bad right now, can I save for a bit before I move out?"
"THATS VANITY A TALKIN SON THE ECONOMY HAS ALWAYS BEEN BAD, YOU JUST TURNED 18 HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW GTFO MY HOUSE"
"I dreamed I finally got a marginally livable wage and a shed to live in after 2 decades of slaving for mr shekelbert. But then I woke up"
Should of bought those bitcoins
It’s literally anti-boomer anti-“the world has gone to shit” rhetoric, -literally-.
Reminder there’s a scene where the boomer’s boomer complains about how kids have green hair these days and the world has gone mad. The objective moral of the movie and novel is: the world has actually gotten less violent with every generation and if you’re scared of this country it’s because you’re an OLD MAN it’s LITERALLY the TITLE OF THE GODDAMN MOVIE
He's an emotionally dishonest fraud
Only results matter. Doesn't matter if you're not a badass MMA grappler if you still kill them in the end. Still spooky.
>Only results matter.
Cringe.
Interesting but I'm inside your walls.
why didnt lisan al gaib save him
Alright then. Two of 'em. Both had the janitor in 'em. It's peculiar. I've browsed this board longer than he's been cleaning it. So in a sense he's the newbie. Anyway, first one I don't remember too well but it was about me posting in an off-topic thread, he's gonna give me a ban. I think I turned airplane mode on/off and lost it.
The second one, it was like we was both back in older times, and I was on /b/ going through some threads at night. Goin' through this trap thread on page 12. It was cold and there were pissjugs on the ground, and the janny just scrolled past me and kept on deleting. Never sent a warning or nothing', just scrolled on past. And he had his trenchcoat wrapped around him and his head down. When he went past I seen he was adding [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST] the way mods used to, and I could see the red text on the screen - about the colour of the inside of a hotpocket. And in the dream I knew that he was goin' on ahead and he was fixin' to delete a dicky thread somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold. And I knew that whenever I got there, he'd be there. And then I logged off.
never thought a shitpost would make me nostalgic for my teenage piss bottles lmao
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