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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > He disappeared!
    Well, he was a magician.
    > But he never reappeared!
    He wasn't a very good magician.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He was an illusionist

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        !

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never watched the movie but why was it always the candlestick in the hall? I swear thos fricking cards were loaded.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The candlestick was a RED HERRING

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i could never finish the game because my parents would always get board and quit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Play board game
        > get board

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You may not like it, but this was peak Tim Curry

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You rang?

      All Curry is peak Curry.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        His audiobook of abhorsen is fantastic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        His audiobook of abhorsen is fantastic

        You may not like it, but this was peak Tim Curry

        I was so surprised when I put on A Series of Unfortunate Events audiobooks and it was him reprising his role as Lemony Snicket.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't he absolutely hate doing those audiobooks? Or was it the other guy?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The author did books 3-5 and despised doing then which is why Curry came back to finish the series.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah, my mistake then.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. Three Musketeers was

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Clue is near peak Curry but honestly the tip of the mountain for Curry was Home Alone 2. He hit that outta tha park

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        His character in that movie was literally just Wadsworth but meaner

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    One thing that always triggered my autism is that, despite physical clues being a central part of the story for the characters to find, there's never any behavioral clues for the audience to find, no real implications in the script or performances that put suspicion on any of the characters directly and allow the viewer to speculate, which is usually a big part of whodunits. They all have plausible motives but none of them act like they might be guilty, even just a little. They can't all be such masters of deception, can't they?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Characters missing from certain scenes didn't count for you? You didn't notice how every character acted like a crazy person?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They all acted like they were guilty or hiding something. That's why the multiple endings sort of work. Now could they have sold it a little better by throwing in some more obvious clues or flashing back to earlier scenes? Probably but that might've taken some of the comedy and maids breasts out of it.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ending C is objectively the best

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon is correct and is going to go home and sleep with his wife

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    look Im just gonna say it
    Ten little Black folk AKA ten little indians AKA and then there were none is shit as a mystery.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > friend sees mousetrap
      > b***hes endlessly about how amazing it is, wont shut up about the plot, but makes a big deal about how he can't tell anyone who did it because the cast makes the audience promise not to at the end of the show
      > guess who did it because it's the most obvious cop out bullshit ending possible, aka a standard christie ending
      > he gets mad and claims I looked it up

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >none of the characters wear their namesake color
    it's trash

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mrs. White
      >not her namesake color
      ???

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        WEAR, moron, WEAR

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off spooky homie I am wearing my skin and so is she!

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