How often have you forced yourself to listen to this garbage in order to impress other pseuds? Imagine, you could have spent all this time listening to music you actually enjoy instead
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How often have you forced yourself to listen to this garbage in order to impress other pseuds? Imagine, you could have spent all this time listening to music you actually enjoy instead
like a broken record. Probably the same sperg from /moo/
All this time I thought Captain Beefhart was some gay Zappa irl shitpost thing and then some girl I met on grindr told me its was a legit band lol last month.
She was androgynous enough to tickle my pickle and she initiated the relationship. I honestly cared for her but dipped out since I aint being paid to deal with that kind of crazy.
The first time I listened to this in undergrad I made it halfway through the album before the cops showed up because my neighbor filed a noise complaint
>Rey is not a mary sue! >it was the russian trolls! >our movies are a failure and that's a good thing! >Rian Johnson is getting a whole new trilogy! >we don't need to cater to men to succeed!
And somehow I'm the schizo.
In the old days it made sense (double albums were expensive and people who didn’t like it felt they wasted a lot of time and money) but I genuinely don’t get it now. I guess it’s just a vestigial remnant of the old seethe.
Beefheart’s voice is a little harsh, but it’s not much harsher than most other blues artists. Compared to many, I’d say his voice is downright pleasant. The riffs are cool. Some people think the album is all randomness, but that’s only half-true. Beechcraft had no skill with any instrument, so he just banged on a piano randomly looking for sounds he liked while his friend wrote it down and fashioned it into complete songs with band arrangements. The guitar, drums, bass etc. are all very tight and harmonious with one another. The end result is like a mix between blues rock and math rock. I like math rock, I’m only a moderate fan of blues, I’ve listened to the album a few times out of genuine enjoyment
Nobody is “pretending” to enjoy Captain Beefheart. It’s good enough music that people can enjoy it on its own terms.
On the other hand, people are pretending to enjoy Royal Trux - Twin Infinitives
Its trash for pseuds. Nobody likes this for real.
it's based and blues though
You don't actually believe this. You are pretending because you think it makes you look interesting.
Some people have different tastes to you.
yawn
i sincerely like it, it's funny
How often have you forced yourself to listen to this garbage in order to impress other pseuds? Imagine, you could have spent all this time listening to music you actually enjoy instead
nice quads but shit taste
Quads of lies. Beefheart is very enjoyable if you appreciate the blues beyond the basics.
you probably don't like Kung Pow either
can't into elaborate shitposts as valid artistic expression
filtered
Pachuco Cadaver rocks hard
I don’t see why it’s good
For the same reason why people enjoy Frank Zappa's music. It's playful and fun. Try listening to the individual instruments.
never heard the full record but Pachuco Cadaver is a banger (moonlight on vermont and ella guru are good too)
like a broken record. Probably the same sperg from /moo/
>like a broken record
talking about another favorite album of yours?
alright that was pretty funny
without a doubt
Notice how this Captain Beefheart never produced another talked about album outside of the meme?
All this time I thought Captain Beefhart was some gay Zappa irl shitpost thing and then some girl I met on grindr told me its was a legit band lol last month.
>girl on grindr
Yeah that was my face too since I was looking for twinks and femboys not femoids. She was cool for a ftm.
r u a gay or do u purposefully prey on ftms
She was androgynous enough to tickle my pickle and she initiated the relationship. I honestly cared for her but dipped out since I aint being paid to deal with that kind of crazy.
Safe as Milk is quite well-liked.
Safe as Milk, Ice Cream for Crow.
You're so fricking stupid and ignorant. Shiny Beast is another masterpiece.
have a nice day you zoomer piece of shit
You will never actually enjoy this record. You will spend your life listening to trash because critics told you to.
projection. I bought it when i was 15.
I am sorry to hear that you were already commited to impressing other pseuds at such a young age. You never had a chance to be a person.
I like Metal Machine Music and I would never ever pretend to like Trout Mask Replica. Thats way too moronic even for me.
>I listen to *machine noises* and I would never listen to *real music* that's way too moronic even for me
It's the ultimate pleb filter. Autists who take themselves too seriously hate zaniness and fun.
Fast and bulbous
Slow and non-spherical
I liked Ella Garu
The first time I listened to this in undergrad I made it halfway through the album before the cops showed up because my neighbor filed a noise complaint
Pachuco Cadaver specifically is a masterpiece
that neighbor? Albert Einstein.
Human centipede + sequels.
Also that walrus movie from Kevin smith.
The House that Jack Built
I'm pretty sure the fact I loved this KINO and my GF at the time hated it and thought it was fricked up was why we broke up
Many such cases, we hate to see it. Funny enough, it was a woman that recommended it to me in the first place. Very left field.
part of me think she's a dumb c**t and you're better off
part of me think you're a pseud frickwit and she's better off
>a schizo tortures a group of people
Isn't basically what Disney have being doing to Star Wars fans in the last ten years?
No, thats people torturing a group of schizos
>Rey is not a mary sue!
>it was the russian trolls!
>our movies are a failure and that's a good thing!
>Rian Johnson is getting a whole new trilogy!
>we don't need to cater to men to succeed!
And somehow I'm the schizo.
>>Rey is not a mary sue!
star wars fanatics are not people
Take deep breaths
seek help.
It's been 7 years homie get over it.
7 years later and still no word of Rian's trilogy.
The room
Kubrick, any movie
fish tank
My life
fast and
Frank(2014)
Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse and the future documentary on Megalopolis
why does this album cause seethe?
In the old days it made sense (double albums were expensive and people who didn’t like it felt they wasted a lot of time and money) but I genuinely don’t get it now. I guess it’s just a vestigial remnant of the old seethe.
Beefheart’s voice is a little harsh, but it’s not much harsher than most other blues artists. Compared to many, I’d say his voice is downright pleasant. The riffs are cool. Some people think the album is all randomness, but that’s only half-true. Beechcraft had no skill with any instrument, so he just banged on a piano randomly looking for sounds he liked while his friend wrote it down and fashioned it into complete songs with band arrangements. The guitar, drums, bass etc. are all very tight and harmonious with one another. The end result is like a mix between blues rock and math rock. I like math rock, I’m only a moderate fan of blues, I’ve listened to the album a few times out of genuine enjoyment
imagine getting filtered by Zappa of all things
It's funny. The shitty nonsensical music mixed with the bizarre cover art is funny.
>GIMME THAT OL' TIME RELIGION
>GIMME THAT OL' TIME RELIGION
>GIMME THAT OL' TIME RELIGION
>IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
The Shining
Nobody is “pretending” to enjoy Captain Beefheart. It’s good enough music that people can enjoy it on its own terms.
On the other hand, people are pretending to enjoy Royal Trux - Twin Infinitives
Jared Leto in Suicide Squad. His poor colleagues had to endure the joker's wrath. Also veteran's day poppy is the best song.
Salo, The House That Jack Built, Human Centipede, maybe Saw?