My uncle done work in that sort of outback area as a doctor and said it was like a third world country compared to other parts of Australia. He said he saw lots of shit like people carrying around bottles of petrol to sniff, children just wandering around alone late at night, homes completely neglected and dilapidated despite still having residents etc.
>On their wedding night, Knight tried to strangle Kellett; she later explained it was because he fell asleep after only having intercourse three times
Yeah sounds about right
>In May 1987, she cut the throat of his two-month-old dingo pup in front of him, for no more reason than as an example of what would happen if he ever had an affair, before going on to knock him unconscious with a frying pan.
im at a lost of words cause im high maybe but holy shit frick what????????
7 months ago
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I'd have cut her throat after that, nobody touches my puppy and gets away with it.
>The old girl [Knight's mother] said to me to watch out. 'You better watch this one or she'll fricking kill you. Stir her up the wrong way or do the wrong thing and you're fricked, don't ever think of playing up on her [cheating on her], she'll frickin' kill you.' And that was her mother talking! She told me she's got something loose. She's got a screw loose somewhere.
>On their wedding night, Knight tried to strangle Kellett; she later explained it was because he fell asleep after only having intercourse three times.
I could have fixed her
>Barbara's great-grandmother was an Indigenous Australian from the Moree area who had married an Irishman. Barbara was proud of this fact and identified as Aboriginal.
>Be THIS ugly. >Beat the shit out of your partners. >Emmasculate them in a period when masculinity mattered alot more. >Display absolute psycho behaviour. >Still get multiple partners and kids.
Pro aussie serial killers just don't get caught because it's too easy to hide the bodies. They only catch the complete morons. It's easy mode compared to living in a place like London.
Australians really be like >we have this huge penal colony continent that's been given to us! >lets cluster our settlements and leave the rest of the land as uncharted wilderness!
actually we did chart it
theres frickin nothing out there
so everything in that red circle is are sheep and cow farms.
the biggest in the world actually.
It happened mostly during the 2010s, until finally people realised "hang on something isn't right here" around 2018-2019 when all the trade embargoes started happening because the country wouldn't kowtow and over the past 5 or so years the public has gotten progressively more distasteful of China.
In the late 2000s the chinks tried to sneaky buy a huge area of productive land in my province here in the south of Argentina, but as soon as it became public the chimpout was too much, and I also don't think the provincial and national constitutions allow it.
It is charted... Australian geographers and geologists are the best in the world. That's why after we finished Australia, we finished off Antarctica and Africa. We even did geological sampling so are the best miners on Earth. This is also why we have the highest mining market cap.
>This is also why we have the highest mining market cap.
Yeah I think this has more to do with having a lot of accessible shit underground and not having a rolling ethnic regional war rather than how "clever" we are. Even Gina says we are deadshits who can be outworked by Africans.
>Even Gina says we are deadshits who can be outworked by Africans.
That's because she wants to import African slave labour or justify paying slave wages to us
Oh no by highest mining market cap I meant BHP specifically. Their holdings aren't exclusive to Australia, it is just a good gauge for the Australian mining market.
Anyone can 'outwork' us but that is because we have labour rights. She means she can get a trillion africans in here and pull the shit out of the ground by hand.
Never trust a billionaire.
>mineral deposits haven't undergone 10,000 years of human habitation and extraction like the rest of the globe >hurr during best mineral deposits in da world!!!!
This is a /misc/ myth, if anything the aboriginals survived a climate apocalypse that had nothing to do with them as much as the fricking carbon cycle has nothing to do with us. The native tree's of Australia evolved to germinate in fire while the Aboriginals were still in Africa daring that one silly c**t to touch the black obelisk.
Because it's a giant uninhabitable desert. And the dumbass Governments we've had over our history gave the abos a bunch of rights over parts of it because it's sacred for some reason or other.
My uncle done work in that sort of outback area as a doctor and said it was like a third world country compared to other parts of Australia. He said he saw lots of shit like people carrying around bottles of petrol to sniff, children just wandering around alone late at night, homes completely neglected and dilapidated despite still having residents etc.
Abbo's have been known to burn down brand new government housing by lighting cooking fires on the living room floor. They're a work in progress, slow progress.
I had a job demolishing gov houses in the Pilbara, they were all burnt out and filled with needles and old Gatorade bottles used for sniffing/chroming amongst all their kids toys. random gins would wander up and ask to frick us/buy drugs off us while we were working.
Why would you go outside for firewood? Actually the ones I saw in the NT were steel donga's with a plywood floor, built to withstand a cyclone, just not a feed of wallaby.
My brother lived near some of them in inner city Redfern, his neighbours have removed their entire staircase for firewood (fireplace cut into the middle of the room, of course) and had a knotted rope they would use to climb up.
Abbo's have been known to burn down brand new government housing by lighting cooking fires on the living room floor. They're a work in progress, slow progress.
My brother lived near some of them in inner city Redfern, his neighbours have removed their entire staircase for firewood (fireplace cut into the middle of the room, of course) and had a knotted rope they would use to climb up.
Maybe this should highlight that the government is giving Aboriginals uninsulated homes without heaters and leaving them to freeze in the cold Melbourne winters rather than shift the blame onto them for being born into a fricked up people
>Maybe this should highlight that the government is giving Aboriginals uninsulated homes without heaters and leaving them to freeze in the cold Melbourne winters
The government shouldn't be giving them anything, they're fricking useless at "helping" people, all they do is perpetuate poverty. There should be no distinction between Australians and no Australians should be expected to live in squalor.
My anecdote was in Sydney (190665643) fricktard, the terrace houses were quite well built if old and quite sought after in other gentrified areas. Even if it was cold like Melbourne a normal person would walk more than two metres to source fuel and not wreck a fricking staircase. Even squatters have more sense than that.
Lad 5 years ago I was living poor with no money for gas heating in a UK winter yet I wasn't dumb enough to burn my fricking house down with a floor fire.
>live in peace and harmony for hundreds of thousands of years >one day europeans arrive bringing disease, death, and destruction as they steal your land >experience centuries of oppression and abuse as your culture - the worlds oldest culture - is torn apart >have your children forcibly taken by the state and put into the care of the church where they’re raped by priests >40 years later incels who confuse Cinemaphile and /misc/ make fun of you for being poor and uneducated
Big yikes fr fr
kek, this same b***h would be writing articles about how "there should be one law for all" is actually racist, if it was applied thus, because the outcomes would still be the same as they are now. then she would abolish those standards, return conditions to current ones, and then once more lament the lack of a universal law.
>experience centuries of oppression and abuse as your culture - the worlds oldest culture - is torn apart >have your children forcibly taken by the state so they end up raising 1/4 aboriginal kids in a stable household and they end up becoming doctors and lawyers. >10 years later, aboriginals are allowed to buy alcohol. >anyone not taken by the state slowly turns into fetal alcohol brain soaked frick ups. >Your civilization is eventually destroyed. Only remnants kept alive by barely aboriginal descendants of the stolen generation, who are just making it all up based on what their grandmother learned in her first 5 years of aboriginal life before she was moved to the city.
Aboriginals. Lots of robberies, assaults that sort of thing. Also like alcoholism is so rife that the government cracked down on when it could be sold there which I imagine probably has caused more problems because now all these desperate abos can’t get their drink 24/7.
Toowoomba is a cracked out decent sized country town about a 2 hour drive from its state capital. However I highly recommend their strip club The Vault. Great times to be had there. Somehow better than every other strip club I've been to in the country.
Yeah, the teen gangs and aboriginal criminals have gone crazy there the past couple years and there's constant breaks ins/vandalism of homes and businesses, armed robbery, assault and vehicle theft. Dudes just roaming around with knives and machetes setting shit on fire and the police are overwhelmed are just can't/won't do much cuz a lot are teenaged aboriginals who get special treatment. It's been all over the news through this year especially.
A lot of outback towns, especially populated mainly by dirt poor aboriginals, can be no go zones at night. Other outback towns can be full of unemployed methhead/alcoholic white trash too so you gotta be careful and know which places to avoid. The more coastal rural towns or places not too far inland are almost always really chill and just cosy friendly towns though.
I was there around 15 years ago and there were basically a handful of nice segregated tourist resorts (staffed entirely by south east asians kek), a nice touristy main street that was safe at least in the daylight, but the rest was very much a "drive through with your doors locked and don't stop" town. Now it's dying because the moronic abo "elders" won't let people climb the big rock and tourism is drying up.
Yeah even before shit hit the fan there I never heard anyone say it was a good town worth visiting, just the biggest town in the outback and easiest way to get to the middle of Australia due to the airport. Even decades ago most hotels had signs warning people not to leave their rooms at night.
You'd travel along the coast mostly, would do the same just north if you wanted to go to one of the northern cities.
I don't think people drive through the middle, commercial road trains and adventurers maybe.
Stay on the side of the road here, or just off it, there are always side trails. Usually you will meet some interesting characters that way, just don't drink their water and they're good for a laugh.
>Is the red circle that inhabitable and dangerous?
It's literally near-uninhabitable desert. Like obviously they've clearly cut some roads across it, and there are a few tiny towns and I'm sure some bush people may be out there in some places, but even still you're talking about hundreds of miles of extremely hot, extremely dry waterless desert with no way across it.
Currently driving around the top of aus from Sydney to Perth. If I drive nonstop it will be 90 hours. I will stop occasionally to drink and frick a kangaroo. Will sleep when on the straights in cruise control.
>outback steakhouse >Fosters (it's australian for beer) >shrimp on the barbie >crocodile hunter >crocodile dundee
and thats all of it, the extent of australian cultural relevance
a bunch of bullshit
Those are basically all American misconceptions, the crocodile hunter was true blue though. Nobody drinks fosters, there's no outback steakhouse chains here and nobody calls a fricking prawn a shrimp you muppet.
>there's no outback steakhouse chains here
Bro why that shit would make millions.
Or is it like Chinese Food, where you send your colonists out into the world to sell other countries a cheap immitation of your cuisine, and then you all eat off the secret menu?
Yeah basically, in the outback we have pubs that serve cheap massive feeds that are great. Steak, chips and eggs is GOAT, often also have good seafood, burgers, chicken etc.
What we call shrimp are mostly tiny, basically inedible little things used for fishing bait at best. Prawns are the bigguns worth eating. Other countries would call prawns shrimp, I think in biology the terms aren't legitimate labels and are generally all referred to as shrimp. Thats my understanding anyway.
Huh, the little shrimp I've seen still have legs, their bodies are just much thinner and smaller than a prawn. Guess that's just the local usage of the word though.
I remember standing in my friend's housing commission kitchen and his toothless alcoholic father turning his nose up when I offered him a free can. Preferred his goon.
american "culture" is mcdonalds, petty lawsuits, Black folk, israeli media and daily school shootings
your biggest beer was also promoted by a troony kek
>your biggest beer was also promoted by a troony kek
Bud Light was considered piss-tier long before the troony saga, and its sales are now thoroughly cratered. Every store I go to has a limited stock of Coors (also shit) and an almost entirely full stock of Bud. Nobody wants to be seen drinking it.
Of course mate, out in the Yabba. Best place in all of Australia. The people are friendly and the drinks are cheap, everybody loves the Yabba. Go watch Wake In Fright.
It's the same shape but upside down, which means from their perspective it's the same thing but we're upside down. Just how long has the Perfidious Albion been playing us both?
We have a single big cattle farm the size of Texas within Australia lol. It is easy to forget how frickin big it is here because the majority of the land is unpopulated, everyone just lives along little strips of the coast apart from the mad bastards out west; usually miners, farmers, aboriginals, hunters or hermits.
American maps also distort the size. The common mapping projection that sort of unwraps the spherical globe onto a flat surface makes the land near the poles seem smaller.
It was probably colonized by people from that part of Europe. In my state, there's towns that have fully German names because we got a lot of Germans here originally.
You guys should check out The Coca-Cola Kid. It's got Eric Roberts as a guy working for Coke trying to shill it in Sydney. An Aussie girl and I used to do movie nights together and she picked it out and it was v cool.
Startef watching this coz it seemed good. She's an outcast loner who just wants to walk from the centre of Aus to the west coast. She has to meet a photographer every few weeks tho (as part of sponsorship) which she hates, but then the movie only shows these parts of her journey so she's rarely alone. And ofcourse even though she hates him, she fricks him. Turned it off when she was about to cross the Western desert and a bunch of simps said they'd travel ahead and drop supplies for her along the way.
>I didn't get to be Indiana Jones like Spielberg originally intended >but at least I was Quigley!
When I was a kid I thought Quigley Down Under was the inferior sequel to a Western just called Quigley, because of how it would always air on tv. I figured it was like how Jaws II was always on tv and Jaws never was. I fricking loved Quigley Down Under so for years I thought there was this utterly amazing western out there and one day they'd finally air it.
It's strange how comfy the movie is despite revolving around all those dark subjects, all thanks to Tom Selleck.
why not just live in tasmania, seems like paradise compared to the rest of the country. I watched dafoe's film about hunting tasmanian tigers and the scenery was magnificent.
I had to do a project in geography class about planning a travel itinerary to remote locations and Tasmania was one of them. I've always wanted to take the trip I planned. The other one to Greenland not so much.
m8, I wish it was LESS populated. That said, why do you think the climate is a plus? It's fricking cold here. Do you like using a heater during summer?
cold
wet
windy
and crack head schizos.
New York
London
Canada
Europe
are all of those things
Hobart is unironically a very nice little town. It's only the west coast and northwest of Tasmania where you will be anally raped by someone in stolen ugg boots.
Would a brisbanegay who likes rain (4-5 days of rain, then 1-2 weeks dry) like it? Kinda want out of the 60-70% humidity. I get it's cold (and I like the cold more than 35C heat), but eternal 20-25C sounds amazing. Though you c**ts do get those icy fricking antarctic winds. I've never seen snow and nights below 0 are insanely rare (lived a fair bit of my life within 5k of the coast), days below 15 are also insanely rare.
I'm sure there's some insane darwin/cairns style idiots about who'll sing praise of the daily storm/monsoon, I just want a slightly colder brisbane, also being a bit less populated.
Lived there for 12 years, the wind becomes oppressive, it's called the roaring 40's for a reason and it comes from the west predominantly, the east coast and Hobart are spared the worst of it but Hobart is fricking cold, icy cold with snow on the mountain for long periods. Then there is spring and summer where it's paradise on earth, abundance of fruit, wine and all manner of animal flesh. Tasmanians die young for this reason.
>the wind becomes oppressive,
this
it just drains you more than anything else
a month of heavy rain, no problem
a month of heavy heat or cold, no problem
a month of heavy snow, now problem
a month of heavy non stop wind, you will be a broken husk of a man.
m8, I wish it was LESS populated. That said, why do you think the climate is a plus? It's fricking cold here. Do you like using a heater during summer?
marcus house lives there so it doesn't seem as bad you make it out, of course for a oz gay who has lived with heat all his life it would certainly feel depressing goin there
>The hottest month of the year in Tasmania is February, with an average high of 71°F and low of 56°F >The coldest month of the year in Tasmania is July, with an average low of 42°F and high of 54°F
This sounds like paradise
>F
We use real temperature measurements in Australia.
Didn’t realize how late it was >The hottest month of the year in Tasmania is February, with an average high of 21.7°C and low of 13.3°C >The coldest month of the year in Tasmania is July, with an average low of 5.6°C and high of 12.2°C
Is this true?? I hate the heat, love drinking hot coffee and eating soup, wearing jackets and warming up under blankets by a fire. 92F/33C here tomorrow and I’m so sick of the sun, dust and bugs. I never want to be hot again
7 months ago
Anonymous
I'm fricking gonna move to tassie bros and get me an inbred gf
I had to do a project in geography class about planning a travel itinerary to remote locations and Tasmania was one of them. I've always wanted to take the trip I planned. The other one to Greenland not so much.
why is Tasmania just some backwater
you think with its climate it would be heavily populated.
cold
wet
windy
and crack head schizos.
[...] >The hottest month of the year in Tasmania is February, with an average high of 71°F and low of 56°F >The coldest month of the year in Tasmania is July, with an average low of 42°F and high of 54°F
This sounds like paradise
Hobart was a lovely place to grow up in in the 90s and 2000s. The housing situation is now just as rubbish there as all the other cities in Australia, so don't move there unless you already have found a high-paying job and a place to live.
lol I have known a few people who have tried moving there for a new life and come back broken. The only ones who seem to last are rich retired boomers.
Pretty sure The Adventures Of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert is set partially somewhere in the vicinity of Coober Pedy.
Roadgames was shot around the Nullarbor plain.
Outback Ringers. Based battlers catching rogue cattle in the worst fricking places on earth. There's a bit where they catch a bull by driving next to it and basically lowering a big metal claw around its neck before braking, legit cool.
also dust and maintenance and setting up the infrastructure to store/transport that power thousands of kilometers
like yeh good idea
but a bunch of nuclear reactors in the outback would be better (except for the whole no water thing)
>but a bunch of nuclear reactors in the outback would be better (except for the whole no water thing)
put them near the ocean with sewater electrolysis plants. They need water, the plants need lots of cheap energy. Get left over fresh water as a added bonus. Fortified fence and armed security to keep the abbo petrol sniffers outside
well i was just thinking if it blows up at least its in a place literally no one gives a frick about and you can very easily die trying to get to by land.
also everyone is an enby when it comes to nuclear and the outback is no one's backyard.
Haven't you been reading the thread? Abos would destroy them
That, and transporting power is as much of a problem as generating it. Putting hundreds of kilometers of massive cabling down in the desert would be a nightmare I imagine.
Globo-homosexual Mike Cannon-Brookes says he is going to wire it to the Singapore grid, which I am sure will be much simpler with 4000km of undersea cabling added to it.
>Roadgames (stylized as Road Games) is a 1981 Australian thriller film directed by Richard Franklin and starring Stacy Keach and Jamie Lee Curtis. The film follows a truck driver travelling across Australia who, along with the help of a hitchhiker, seeks to track down a serial killer who is butchering women and dumping their dismembered bodies along desolate highways.
Government wants to give abos a special government department specifically only for them. Also to have them named separately in our constitution specifically.
making abos extra-special double citizens so they can essentially vote twice, once for the parliament all other Australians share, and once for their own racially exclusive representatives. basically just a natural extension of the endless gibs train.
on current polling its going to lose
for me it's coober pedy
ah yes, a fellow outback opal hunters appreciator
>most famous Australian serial killer
>only killed 7 people
God you dumbasses can't even produce good murderers
For me its abattoir lady
qrd?
All locals I assume?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Knight
Yeah, that was pretty fricking kino, hot damn.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Knight
jesus!
>Time got you back Johathon for rapping [raping] my douter [daughter].
mfw Kathy starts rapping faster than Eminem
great factuals anon
>Reputedly a "terrific bloke" liked by everyone who knew him
fricking aussies kek
>On their wedding night, Knight tried to strangle Kellett; she later explained it was because he fell asleep after only having intercourse three times
Yeah sounds about right
>In May 1987, she cut the throat of his two-month-old dingo pup in front of him, for no more reason than as an example of what would happen if he ever had an affair, before going on to knock him unconscious with a frying pan.
im at a lost of words cause im high maybe but holy shit frick what????????
I'd have cut her throat after that, nobody touches my puppy and gets away with it.
>The old girl [Knight's mother] said to me to watch out. 'You better watch this one or she'll fricking kill you. Stir her up the wrong way or do the wrong thing and you're fricked, don't ever think of playing up on her [cheating on her], she'll frickin' kill you.' And that was her mother talking! She told me she's got something loose. She's got a screw loose somewhere.
Holy shit
Neat, Catherine Knight is one of my current favourites.
I don't wish to be rude, but you seem to have accidentally posted a photo of a man.
>On their wedding night, Knight tried to strangle Kellett; she later explained it was because he fell asleep after only having intercourse three times.
I could have fixed her
>Barbara's great-grandmother was an Indigenous Australian from the Moree area who had married an Irishman. Barbara was proud of this fact and identified as Aboriginal.
Well there's your problem.
>Be THIS ugly.
>Beat the shit out of your partners.
>Emmasculate them in a period when masculinity mattered alot more.
>Display absolute psycho behaviour.
>Still get multiple partners and kids.
Fricking EASY MODE.
G'day I hate women.
Cast her
the environment itself is a serial killer
potentially dozens but they only proved those 7
neither in the circled area
Ours don't get caught coz our gov is busy locking the rest of us down in quarantine camps
Pro aussie serial killers just don't get caught because it's too easy to hide the bodies. They only catch the complete morons. It's easy mode compared to living in a place like London.
homosexual.
PRAISE HIM
this
Aussieland and NZ are two different places doe
I know I'm not supposed to... frick it, PRAISE HIM
Mrs. Boss! We gotta drove those fat cheeky bulls into that big bloody metal ship!
Frick, I came here to post this movie. You ruined it for me, anon. You ruined it!
Kangaroo Jack
Go there and find out
Isn't this discriminatory to the abos or something?
ON ABOUT GUBBA NO WALK DISTANCE FAR ENOUGH TOO FOR RAMA EY?!
There’s no fuel because the abbos huffed it all
500km is over 300 miles. Most cars only have a 250 mile limit before you run out of fuel.
Maybe in your moronic american pick ups, a modern sedan or SUV can easily get 500-600km a tank
Superminis or "subcompacts" do 800-1000 km wtf are you guys doing
Also jerrycans are a thing
doing 120 in 3rd gear in grandmas Camry by the sounds of it
yes, thats the entire fricking point of the sign
bring an extra can genius
I literally drive a car that with a full tank will go for 800km without refueling. How the frick are you only getting half that?
packed with food and water and other survival needs?
Australians really be like
>we have this huge penal colony continent that's been given to us!
>lets cluster our settlements and leave the rest of the land as uncharted wilderness!
you try living there and report back to us anon
>is a gigantic clay oven in your path
actually we did chart it
theres frickin nothing out there
so everything in that red circle is are sheep and cow farms.
the biggest in the world actually.
No sheep in the NT mate.
no people either
Whose bright idea was it to sell all our land to China?
It happened mostly during the 2010s, until finally people realised "hang on something isn't right here" around 2018-2019 when all the trade embargoes started happening because the country wouldn't kowtow and over the past 5 or so years the public has gotten progressively more distasteful of China.
In the late 2000s the chinks tried to sneaky buy a huge area of productive land in my province here in the south of Argentina, but as soon as it became public the chimpout was too much, and I also don't think the provincial and national constitutions allow it.
Wow they got distasteful. That'll show 'em lmao. What a country of trannies.
Liberal Party of Australia
>letting the chinks supply your meat
ironic actually
australian meat gets shipped to china
chinese farms in australia feeds the australian people
It is charted... Australian geographers and geologists are the best in the world. That's why after we finished Australia, we finished off Antarctica and Africa. We even did geological sampling so are the best miners on Earth. This is also why we have the highest mining market cap.
>This is also why we have the highest mining market cap.
Yeah I think this has more to do with having a lot of accessible shit underground and not having a rolling ethnic regional war rather than how "clever" we are. Even Gina says we are deadshits who can be outworked by Africans.
>Even Gina says we are deadshits who can be outworked by Africans.
That's because she wants to import African slave labour or justify paying slave wages to us
Oh no by highest mining market cap I meant BHP specifically. Their holdings aren't exclusive to Australia, it is just a good gauge for the Australian mining market.
Anyone can 'outwork' us but that is because we have labour rights. She means she can get a trillion africans in here and pull the shit out of the ground by hand.
Never trust a billionaire.
>A billionaire wants to import Africans because they’ll work for nothing
Shocker
>mineral deposits haven't undergone 10,000 years of human habitation and extraction like the rest of the globe
>hurr during best mineral deposits in da world!!!!
I didn't say Australia has the best mineral deposits in the world. Learn to read moron.
The abbos burned it all until it was one frick off giant desert.
This is a /misc/ myth, if anything the aboriginals survived a climate apocalypse that had nothing to do with them as much as the fricking carbon cycle has nothing to do with us. The native tree's of Australia evolved to germinate in fire while the Aboriginals were still in Africa daring that one silly c**t to touch the black obelisk.
is pol the source of all knowledge, correct and incorrect both, or something?
All knowledge. Look around.
Because it's a giant uninhabitable desert. And the dumbass Governments we've had over our history gave the abos a bunch of rights over parts of it because it's sacred for some reason or other.
My uncle done work in that sort of outback area as a doctor and said it was like a third world country compared to other parts of Australia. He said he saw lots of shit like people carrying around bottles of petrol to sniff, children just wandering around alone late at night, homes completely neglected and dilapidated despite still having residents etc.
>My uncle done work
you will speak english on this board
Abbo's have been known to burn down brand new government housing by lighting cooking fires on the living room floor. They're a work in progress, slow progress.
I had a job demolishing gov houses in the Pilbara, they were all burnt out and filled with needles and old Gatorade bottles used for sniffing/chroming amongst all their kids toys. random gins would wander up and ask to frick us/buy drugs off us while we were working.
>random gins would wander up and ask to frick us/buy drugs off us
explain
Abo = male abo
Gin or Ginny = female abo
aborigine
oh lol
nice
did you get some ginny though?
Nah mate
some aussie told me they rip all the doors off and use them for firewood
Why would you go outside for firewood? Actually the ones I saw in the NT were steel donga's with a plywood floor, built to withstand a cyclone, just not a feed of wallaby.
The don't want any doors to try and stop all the raping.
My brother lived near some of them in inner city Redfern, his neighbours have removed their entire staircase for firewood (fireplace cut into the middle of the room, of course) and had a knotted rope they would use to climb up.
Maybe this should highlight that the government is giving Aboriginals uninsulated homes without heaters and leaving them to freeze in the cold Melbourne winters rather than shift the blame onto them for being born into a fricked up people
>Maybe this should highlight that the government is giving Aboriginals uninsulated homes without heaters and leaving them to freeze in the cold Melbourne winters
The government shouldn't be giving them anything, they're fricking useless at "helping" people, all they do is perpetuate poverty. There should be no distinction between Australians and no Australians should be expected to live in squalor.
My anecdote was in Sydney (190665643) fricktard, the terrace houses were quite well built if old and quite sought after in other gentrified areas. Even if it was cold like Melbourne a normal person would walk more than two metres to source fuel and not wreck a fricking staircase. Even squatters have more sense than that.
Lad 5 years ago I was living poor with no money for gas heating in a UK winter yet I wasn't dumb enough to burn my fricking house down with a floor fire.
That's what's abos do. They burn shit. Even before colonisation they would burn down forests to hunt
>Alice Springs
have a read
it's the same with natives in north america but they low key blame "white men".
h-hot I mean this is awful
>live in peace and harmony for hundreds of thousands of years
>one day europeans arrive bringing disease, death, and destruction as they steal your land
>experience centuries of oppression and abuse as your culture - the worlds oldest culture - is torn apart
>have your children forcibly taken by the state and put into the care of the church where they’re raped by priests
>40 years later incels who confuse Cinemaphile and /misc/ make fun of you for being poor and uneducated
Big yikes fr fr
average IQ of abbos?
kek, this same b***h would be writing articles about how "there should be one law for all" is actually racist, if it was applied thus, because the outcomes would still be the same as they are now. then she would abolish those standards, return conditions to current ones, and then once more lament the lack of a universal law.
>it's always YOUR fault
That's why 60% of Whites don't give a shit anymore and the number steadily climbs.
You did this. Hope it's what you expected.
(you)
>>have your children forcibly taken by the state and put into the care of the church where they’re raped by priests
Anon, I...
>the worlds oldest culture - is torn apart
Nope, most of it and their technology were introduced in a mass migration about 3K years ago
The most rama rama post itt
40000 years to invent a stick
>experience centuries of oppression and abuse as your culture - the worlds oldest culture - is torn apart
>have your children forcibly taken by the state so they end up raising 1/4 aboriginal kids in a stable household and they end up becoming doctors and lawyers.
>10 years later, aboriginals are allowed to buy alcohol.
>anyone not taken by the state slowly turns into fetal alcohol brain soaked frick ups.
>Your civilization is eventually destroyed. Only remnants kept alive by barely aboriginal descendants of the stolen generation, who are just making it all up based on what their grandmother learned in her first 5 years of aboriginal life before she was moved to the city.
Fixed that for you.
>>live in peace and harmony for hundreds of thousands of years
Are you really going to pretend they weren't fricking their kids back then?
Vote YES
>people carrying around bottles of petrol to sniff,
DONT BE RAMA RAMA
>Go on vacation to Australia
>Land in the middle of the country
>Nothing around for 2000 miles
>Die of starvation and thirst
>Money stolen
Yeah, real fricking fair.
I always like the Alice Springs Chicken at The Outback so I figure the real town should be a good time.
Alice Springs is fricking dangerous nowadays.
Dangerous like abos or spiders?
Aboriginals. Lots of robberies, assaults that sort of thing. Also like alcoholism is so rife that the government cracked down on when it could be sold there which I imagine probably has caused more problems because now all these desperate abos can’t get their drink 24/7.
The Voice will sort all of that out mate. Vote Yes.
australia is such a shit hole
I always got the Towoomba Pasta. I dunno where that is from but it must be a nice place.
The Geelong Footlong makes me feel the same way.
it's 150km inland on a mountain so its pretty fricking stupid that its a seafood pasta
Toowoomba is a cracked out decent sized country town about a 2 hour drive from its state capital. However I highly recommend their strip club The Vault. Great times to be had there. Somehow better than every other strip club I've been to in the country.
Yeah, the teen gangs and aboriginal criminals have gone crazy there the past couple years and there's constant breaks ins/vandalism of homes and businesses, armed robbery, assault and vehicle theft. Dudes just roaming around with knives and machetes setting shit on fire and the police are overwhelmed are just can't/won't do much cuz a lot are teenaged aboriginals who get special treatment. It's been all over the news through this year especially.
A lot of outback towns, especially populated mainly by dirt poor aboriginals, can be no go zones at night. Other outback towns can be full of unemployed methhead/alcoholic white trash too so you gotta be careful and know which places to avoid. The more coastal rural towns or places not too far inland are almost always really chill and just cosy friendly towns though.
I was there around 15 years ago and there were basically a handful of nice segregated tourist resorts (staffed entirely by south east asians kek), a nice touristy main street that was safe at least in the daylight, but the rest was very much a "drive through with your doors locked and don't stop" town. Now it's dying because the moronic abo "elders" won't let people climb the big rock and tourism is drying up.
What, you're telling me people don't want to travel 20 hours to take a segway tour around a rock?
Yeah even before shit hit the fan there I never heard anyone say it was a good town worth visiting, just the biggest town in the outback and easiest way to get to the middle of Australia due to the airport. Even decades ago most hotels had signs warning people not to leave their rooms at night.
Alice Springs is basically Mad Max 1
Acshually, none of the Mad Max movies are inside the circle, Broken Hill is as far west as they went.
He is saying living there is like living in Mad Max.
False, the cops could actually do something in Mad Max 1.
Well good think Australians are allowed to carry firearms in their lawless wild west hellscape and defend themselves, right?
...right?
Why would firearms be needed?
People with sharp sticks that would rather share their food and water than ever think of harming anyone.
Yeah why would you need to defend yourself against knife wielding maniacs. Lmao moron
For me, it's the Nimbin Salad.
As an Aussie this would be colloquial term for 2 ounces of weed
>Go on vacation to Australia
>Land in the middle of the country
Kangaroo's are soft mode landing, the snek landing site is pretty nasty.
Lets say an Aussie in Perth wants to visit Sydney. Does he drive, fly...or boat? Is the red circle that inhabitable and dangerous?
Most would fly, it’s about 4 hours from Sydney to Perth. You can drive it just takes a really long time, roughly 2 days.
If you were to drive, where would you stay overnight, are there motels in the outback and are they as scary as I would assume they are
There's little motel-y towns every couple hours, and some camp spots scattered around.
He's clearly a Mad Max appreciator.
You'd travel along the coast mostly, would do the same just north if you wanted to go to one of the northern cities.
I don't think people drive through the middle, commercial road trains and adventurers maybe.
You stay in the serial killer's basement or the trucker's cabin.
Stay on the side of the road here, or just off it, there are always side trails. Usually you will meet some interesting characters that way, just don't drink their water and they're good for a laugh.
>4 hour flight coast to coast
>48 hour drive
>Australia looks like upside down America
>AUS USA
What the hell is going on here?????
48 hours of driving maybe, you wont get from Sydney to Perth in 2 days, more like 4-5
ever heard of trains?
The Perth to Sydney train is 4 days
more expensive than a flight
> Indian Pacific operates a train from Sydney Central Station to Perth twice a week. Tickets cost $850 - $4,000 and the journey takes 3 days 3h.
I assume they just fly.
>Is the red circle that inhabitable and dangerous?
It's literally near-uninhabitable desert. Like obviously they've clearly cut some roads across it, and there are a few tiny towns and I'm sure some bush people may be out there in some places, but even still you're talking about hundreds of miles of extremely hot, extremely dry waterless desert with no way across it.
Fly. My family drove across when I was a kid, but we went along the south coast stopping at camp sites along the way.
Currently driving around the top of aus from Sydney to Perth. If I drive nonstop it will be 90 hours. I will stop occasionally to drink and frick a kangaroo. Will sleep when on the straights in cruise control.
>DADS GOOGLE HISTORY
Now that the dust has settled, what is the name of the woman
yfw "dad's google history" is a blatant ripoff of another australian act
google history is a better gag than text messages tbqhm, she innovated
Girls Out West. Particularly the episodes starring Steel.
>outback steakhouse
>Fosters (it's australian for beer)
>shrimp on the barbie
>crocodile hunter
>crocodile dundee
and thats all of it, the extent of australian cultural relevance
a bunch of bullshit
AHEM
dont forget their most important creation
>dont forget their most important creation
and the runner up
>an english born musician from NY is Australias contribution because I first saw it on Australian TV
>Fosters (it's australian for beer)
You clearly aren't from Oz, mate. We call beers Dringos, Fosters is just our favorite beer.
>We call beers Dringos
Why would you do that, when you can just be normal?
>You clearly aren't from Oz, mate
Yeah Im not suffering 10 forms of skin cancer.
>We call beers Dringos
N
Those are basically all American misconceptions, the crocodile hunter was true blue though. Nobody drinks fosters, there's no outback steakhouse chains here and nobody calls a fricking prawn a shrimp you muppet.
>there's no outback steakhouse chains here
Bro why that shit would make millions.
Or is it like Chinese Food, where you send your colonists out into the world to sell other countries a cheap immitation of your cuisine, and then you all eat off the secret menu?
Yeah basically, in the outback we have pubs that serve cheap massive feeds that are great. Steak, chips and eggs is GOAT, often also have good seafood, burgers, chicken etc.
That's all great but I don't see any mentions of a Bloomin' Onion.
That's a plot to clog American arteries. I could be killed for telling you this. I pray my VPN protects me.
No, frick you. I'm gonna go to Australia and I'm going to have a real, organic, traditional Bloomin' Onion. I know you're holding out.
>and nobody calls a fricking prawn a shrimp
But they're different animals.
What we call shrimp are mostly tiny, basically inedible little things used for fishing bait at best. Prawns are the bigguns worth eating. Other countries would call prawns shrimp, I think in biology the terms aren't legitimate labels and are generally all referred to as shrimp. Thats my understanding anyway.
I think the difference here is prawns still have legs.
Huh, the little shrimp I've seen still have legs, their bodies are just much thinner and smaller than a prawn. Guess that's just the local usage of the word though.
Well either way no one fricking barbeques them
Foster's isn't even bad. You can't drink it without looking like a c**t though
I remember standing in my friend's housing commission kitchen and his toothless alcoholic father turning his nose up when I offered him a free can. Preferred his goon.
i have heard that its popular amongst people who dont actually drink or enjoy beer.
sounds mad
lol
>Those are basically all American misconceptions
I'm in Canada and that's all we basically know.
Sure if you want to be reductionist or dismissive. Just dont go whinging when everyone also starts seeing you yanks as nothing more than the mutt meme
>ACDC
>Ned Kelly
american "culture" is mcdonalds, petty lawsuits, Black folk, israeli media and daily school shootings
your biggest beer was also promoted by a troony kek
you sound mad
>your biggest beer was also promoted by a troony kek
Bud Light was considered piss-tier long before the troony saga, and its sales are now thoroughly cratered. Every store I go to has a limited stock of Coors (also shit) and an almost entirely full stock of Bud. Nobody wants to be seen drinking it.
Impressive how completely the beer company managed to frick itself over.
>Nobody wants to be seen drinking it.
Why are your egos so fragile lmao
literally the average night out in a rural town
Danger 5, the origin of this gif, is unironically kino
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They knew the truth about Antarctica as well.
Yessir, quite a few.
How old are you?
Of course mate, out in the Yabba. Best place in all of Australia. The people are friendly and the drinks are cheap, everybody loves the Yabba. Go watch Wake In Fright.
Rape city,stay out of Yabba unless you want to get fricked up the ass.
There's nothing there except for some open cut mines.
>Australia is thy size of America
What the frick. I always thought Auatralia was about thy size orlf two Texas's
It's the same shape but upside down, which means from their perspective it's the same thing but we're upside down. Just how long has the Perfidious Albion been playing us both?
We have a single big cattle farm the size of Texas within Australia lol. It is easy to forget how frickin big it is here because the majority of the land is unpopulated, everyone just lives along little strips of the coast apart from the mad bastards out west; usually miners, farmers, aboriginals, hunters or hermits.
American maps also distort the size. The common mapping projection that sort of unwraps the spherical globe onto a flat surface makes the land near the poles seem smaller.
Holy shit what did I type. I'm too drunk for a Thursday.
I must be drunk too cuz I didn't even notice the typos til you pointed them out. Toasting to you, my good anon!
Cheers mate!
>Norseman
>Ravensthorpe
>Denmark
was southwestern aus conquered by vikings at some point?
Not conquered, but Dutch explorers visited and mapped that area before the British. I don't know if that's the reason for the names though.
Denmark is quite nice. Pic related.
yeah it looks cool there
according to wikipedia, it was literally named after a guy called "Alexander Denmark" lmao
I see. Always wondered about that.
One of the most bloody mutinies and shipwrecks happened off the coast of WA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batavia_(1628_ship)
grew up doing swimming lessons there
It was probably colonized by people from that part of Europe. In my state, there's towns that have fully German names because we got a lot of Germans here originally.
Norseman is a shithole
Denmark is one of the best towns i've been to
Croc Dundee is set there, or atleast filmed there. My dad did alot of bush work and went to the set one time. Reckoned it was coke city.
Possum was pretty good and it's that time of year.
It's getting hot
>captcha: KANGS
Australian football is pretty good
Maybe if they could kick the ball straight when totally unimpeded. Im an aussie that watches nfl lol.
You guys should check out The Coca-Cola Kid. It's got Eric Roberts as a guy working for Coke trying to shill it in Sydney. An Aussie girl and I used to do movie nights together and she picked it out and it was v cool.
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This is another I remember being worth seeing. https://youtu.be/Kh4Fkt5F8Cc?si=mosFZJ5noLFXAEHj
>It's got Eric Roberts
What doesn't?
>movie nights together
>she
dont lie anon, it was a big strong greek bloke from FNQ wasnt it
80s outback TV movie I watched a while ago. Don't know if it's from that specific part of the country though
they showed this on American tv back in the 80's
its kino
Startef watching this coz it seemed good. She's an outcast loner who just wants to walk from the centre of Aus to the west coast. She has to meet a photographer every few weeks tho (as part of sponsorship) which she hates, but then the movie only shows these parts of her journey so she's rarely alone. And ofcourse even though she hates him, she fricks him. Turned it off when she was about to cross the Western desert and a bunch of simps said they'd travel ahead and drop supplies for her along the way.
Forgot Allen Rickman was in this.
>I didn't get to be Indiana Jones like Spielberg originally intended
>but at least I was Quigley!
When I was a kid I thought Quigley Down Under was the inferior sequel to a Western just called Quigley, because of how it would always air on tv. I figured it was like how Jaws II was always on tv and Jaws never was. I fricking loved Quigley Down Under so for years I thought there was this utterly amazing western out there and one day they'd finally air it.
It's strange how comfy the movie is despite revolving around all those dark subjects, all thanks to Tom Selleck.
I started watching it, and the first minutes are some kind of Benny Hill-esque "UH-OH SPAGHETTIO" skit about a woman getting her ass touched.
why not just live in tasmania, seems like paradise compared to the rest of the country. I watched dafoe's film about hunting tasmanian tigers and the scenery was magnificent.
I had to do a project in geography class about planning a travel itinerary to remote locations and Tasmania was one of them. I've always wanted to take the trip I planned. The other one to Greenland not so much.
why is Tasmania just some backwater
you think with its climate it would be heavily populated.
Cold wet and windy
New York
London
Canada
Europe
are all of those things
Hobart is unironically a very nice little town. It's only the west coast and northwest of Tasmania where you will be anally raped by someone in stolen ugg boots.
Would a brisbanegay who likes rain (4-5 days of rain, then 1-2 weeks dry) like it? Kinda want out of the 60-70% humidity. I get it's cold (and I like the cold more than 35C heat), but eternal 20-25C sounds amazing. Though you c**ts do get those icy fricking antarctic winds. I've never seen snow and nights below 0 are insanely rare (lived a fair bit of my life within 5k of the coast), days below 15 are also insanely rare.
I'm sure there's some insane darwin/cairns style idiots about who'll sing praise of the daily storm/monsoon, I just want a slightly colder brisbane, also being a bit less populated.
Lived there for 12 years, the wind becomes oppressive, it's called the roaring 40's for a reason and it comes from the west predominantly, the east coast and Hobart are spared the worst of it but Hobart is fricking cold, icy cold with snow on the mountain for long periods. Then there is spring and summer where it's paradise on earth, abundance of fruit, wine and all manner of animal flesh. Tasmanians die young for this reason.
>the wind becomes oppressive,
this
it just drains you more than anything else
a month of heavy rain, no problem
a month of heavy heat or cold, no problem
a month of heavy snow, now problem
a month of heavy non stop wind, you will be a broken husk of a man.
m8, I wish it was LESS populated. That said, why do you think the climate is a plus? It's fricking cold here. Do you like using a heater during summer?
cold
wet
windy
and crack head schizos.
marcus house lives there so it doesn't seem as bad you make it out, of course for a oz gay who has lived with heat all his life it would certainly feel depressing goin there
>The hottest month of the year in Tasmania is February, with an average high of 71°F and low of 56°F
>The coldest month of the year in Tasmania is July, with an average low of 42°F and high of 54°F
This sounds like paradise
>F
Didn’t realize how late it was
>The hottest month of the year in Tasmania is February, with an average high of 21.7°C and low of 13.3°C
>The coldest month of the year in Tasmania is July, with an average low of 5.6°C and high of 12.2°C
Is this true?? I hate the heat, love drinking hot coffee and eating soup, wearing jackets and warming up under blankets by a fire. 92F/33C here tomorrow and I’m so sick of the sun, dust and bugs. I never want to be hot again
I'm fricking gonna move to tassie bros and get me an inbred gf
>F
We use real temperature measurements in Australia.
That doesn't show how wet and windy it is
see thats what I'm saying
Hobart was a lovely place to grow up in in the 90s and 2000s. The housing situation is now just as rubbish there as all the other cities in Australia, so don't move there unless you already have found a high-paying job and a place to live.
lol I have known a few people who have tried moving there for a new life and come back broken. The only ones who seem to last are rich retired boomers.
Pretty sure The Adventures Of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert is set partially somewhere in the vicinity of Coober Pedy.
Roadgames was shot around the Nullarbor plain.
A town like Alice
Alice? WHERE THE FRICK IS ALICE?!
Alice Springs, he was from Alice and saved Miss Boongs ass. Watch it.
The Rover
YOLO crystal fantasy
>aahhh, I gotta get dat meat tray
Outback Ringers. Based battlers catching rogue cattle in the worst fricking places on earth. There's a bit where they catch a bull by driving next to it and basically lowering a big metal claw around its neck before braking, legit cool.
There’s Cargo, the zombie movie with Martin Freeman. I thought it was fine
i think i fingered a girl up that way
THIS SUMMER I think I'll start wearing a broad brim hat instead of slathering sunscreen on my flesh
How the frick have I never noticed this before?
ahh a fellow /trash/ enjoyer.
Thanks guys! 🙂
You weren't mentally ill enough until just now. Good job!
he broke his limiter
how the frick did you come up with that at all
why dont they fill the out back with solar panels?
Haven't you been reading the thread? Abos would destroy them
i havent and fair dinkums
also dust and maintenance and setting up the infrastructure to store/transport that power thousands of kilometers
like yeh good idea
but a bunch of nuclear reactors in the outback would be better (except for the whole no water thing)
There was an old plan in the 50s to use reactors to pump out the Great Artesian Basin and irrigate the desert.
>but a bunch of nuclear reactors in the outback would be better (except for the whole no water thing)
put them near the ocean with sewater electrolysis plants. They need water, the plants need lots of cheap energy. Get left over fresh water as a added bonus. Fortified fence and armed security to keep the abbo petrol sniffers outside
well i was just thinking if it blows up at least its in a place literally no one gives a frick about and you can very easily die trying to get to by land.
also everyone is an enby when it comes to nuclear and the outback is no one's backyard.
go back to your containment threads.
That, and transporting power is as much of a problem as generating it. Putting hundreds of kilometers of massive cabling down in the desert would be a nightmare I imagine.
Globo-homosexual Mike Cannon-Brookes says he is going to wire it to the Singapore grid, which I am sure will be much simpler with 4000km of undersea cabling added to it.
Hard to maintain and fossil fuel lobby is too powerful.
>Roadgames (stylized as Road Games) is a 1981 Australian thriller film directed by Richard Franklin and starring Stacy Keach and Jamie Lee Curtis. The film follows a truck driver travelling across Australia who, along with the help of a hitchhiker, seeks to track down a serial killer who is butchering women and dumping their dismembered bodies along desolate highways.
Chazwazzers
I think the proposition is set around there. That's a real hardcore zone
The frickng LIBERAL GOVERNMENT
The Voice in a nutshell
Is it just brisbane thats lifeless and boring or the whole state?
the whole country
has been since covid
That's the area of Australia where all the gay fellas go to have the most disgusting, weird, dirty and rough anal sex
sounds like you had a good trip
Frick you my anus remains untouched
aye
but your wiener is brown aint it
How are the bogans doing these days?
Iced Poseidon
dingos
>prime minister just vanishes
the banter on that tbqh
>US names a naval comms base after him
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_Communication_Station_Harold_E._Holt
>a swimming pool is named after him
They so murdered that poor bastard, all he wanted to do was kick the Yanks out.
joel edgerton is the best australian actor of ALL time next to guy pearce. dont @ me.
I agree, don't be mad that I replied to you, just thought you should know you're right.
Genuine ghastly spirited land, you will have a good inner waking from it
reminder that this painting style was created by white people and was stolen by abos.
THE ROYAL HOTEL
what's this whole VOTE YES/VOTE NO business that's going on in Australia. what are you c**ts voting on?
Government wants to give abos a special government department specifically only for them. Also to have them named separately in our constitution specifically.
sounds racist
it quite literally is, and the people supporting it are accusing those against it of racism. clown world
That already exists. What they want is for a second one to be in the constitution with much more power.
making abos extra-special double citizens so they can essentially vote twice, once for the parliament all other Australians share, and once for their own racially exclusive representatives. basically just a natural extension of the endless gibs train.
on current polling its going to lose
Voting yes because I'm not a white racist dog
I could take on one of those cassowaries that live in there in the circle. They may have speed but I got strength.