Btw you know there is only me and you here right? And I don’t even bother watching Cinemaphile anymore so I wouldn’t get your hopes up for me having any fresh answers kek
No.
Nobody wants to make anything good.
They all think they're subverting your expectations by making shitty characters make stupid "human" decisions.
"Duty" is a word that hasn't been uttered or thought of in Hollywood since they made Master and Commander. And "Loyalty" is just sounds your mouth makes to them when it's convenient for the plot to have that noise fill the otherwise empty space in the runtime.
It's a shorthand for large wealthy city that is more technologically advanced than the other cities, without showing actual technology that would seem too futuristic
Gladiator makes rome feel pretty big if I remember correctly
Not sure what exactly you want, just oversized megastructures from a different era or specifically dock kino?
for some reason the windmill in picrel makes zoomers lose their minds
they can not except anything magical unless it's explained to them beforehand because they have the minds of children only without imagination
it happens every time picrel gets posted, they literally can not handle it
there's nothing magical about the stupid fricking windmill almost i'm in my late 20s. the ships are fine, the kino harbor is fine the stupid fricking windmill ruins everything and yeah i punch myself in the head everytime its posted i am not a zoomer
So your answer is no, you don't.
They can saw wood too.
Giant fricking saws. I've been in one. The whole thing shakes.
Big damn blades, multiple floors of wood cutting.
More wood for the drydock to make... any guesses? Use context clues.
I'm not the one randomly seething at a generation of people because I saw a windmill. You sound legitimately unhinged and I don't understand why you are pretending like you're not the person I responded to. It's not our fault that you're still a virgin bro, take out your incel rage on somebody else, gaylord
>Frick are you even talking about
Old people have some kind of weird obsession with zoomers. I think it's because they are jealous zoomers still have youthful vigor, while they themselves have pissed it all away and are miserable.
I guess that makes sense but it just seems so random and out of nowhere. Guy can't even handle seeing a windmill without whining like a b***h, what a miserable life
How's the family doing? Nah, what do you mean you don't got any? No wife? Kids? Nothing? That's sad, bro.
9 months ago
Anonymous
i'm literally married lmao
Ok bro keep getting mad at windmills lmao
learn to read a thread, moron
9 months ago
Anonymous
Congratulations. Tell your husband to give you a better shagging every now and then so you don't feel like seething over young people so hard, k.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Not him but you come across like a huge homosexual
9 months ago
Anonymous
>not him but no u
Mmkay.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>shoots his homosexualry all over the thread >"everyone who doesn't like it is the same guy"
nah, you just type like the stereotypical passive aggressive twitter roastie everyone here makes fun of and hates, sweety
9 months ago
Anonymous
sweaty*
9 months ago
Anonymous
Ayoo, sweaty, stop hanging out on Twitter (X) so much, sweaty, that website is for mentally ill people, sweaty. Eat the potato ships and grow a dadbod with me, sweaty.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>unfunny >passive aggressive tone >most likely not a woman
All zoomers cant be this gay right
9 months ago
Anonymous
>gay
How disappointing. Why don't you throw in some explicitly gay lingo like you love do to?
9 months ago
Anonymous
You have terminally online twitter stench on you
9 months ago
Anonymous
Tell me about that Twitter (X). Is it in the room with us right now? Is it conspiring with the zoomers?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Zoomers are very womanish
They all act like catty women
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yes and they really seem to dislike windmills as well for some reason
that's one huge ass windmill
FRICKING ZOOMER FRICK OFF STOP SEETHING ABOUT THE WINDMILL
9 months ago
Anonymous
i'm 35, it's comically large.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You act like a 12-year-old's idea of what a man is, which is infinitely more depressing. Sorry, bro, you drew the short one.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>entire thread dogpiling on him >still thinks it's all op
kek
9 months ago
Anonymous
>still thinks it's all op
You're literally all the same person. It makes no difference.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Look mom I’m different
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, I'm young, you old fart. Seethe.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Not even mad nor old, you’re crying through the whole thread, that pent up zoomer rage finally hit
9 months ago
Anonymous
>"why does everyone hate zoomers???" >proceeds to sperg out the entire thread
Must've been my windmills that made the lil zoomie seethe heheheheeheh
9 months ago
Anonymous
>nooo ur crying it's not my old sad ass it's u
>"why does everyone hate zoomers???" >proceeds to sperg out the entire thread
Only bitter old people hate zoomers but deep down even they know it's the sins of the father haunting young folk.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>you’re crying through the whole thread
You saw a windmill and started seething. Stop projecting, gay homosexual
9 months ago
Anonymous
>doesn’t realize there’s more than one poster here
Are there meds for this?
9 months ago
Anonymous
windmill
9 months ago
Anonymous
>"why does everyone hate zoomers???" >proceeds to sperg out the entire thread
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah bro seriously he really needs to stop obsessing about this windmill. Fricking zoomers and their windmill obsession amirght bro? Goddamn
9 months ago
Anonymous
Lmao what the frick does that even mean? Please demonstrate my alleged childish behavior.
You sound like a pseud.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Umm, sweaty, try to cool it with the undeservingly patronizing tone, okay, sweaty?
9 months ago
Anonymous
cringe
>How's the family doing? Nah, what do you mean you don't got any? No wife? Kids? Nothing? That's sad, bro. >Tell your husband to give you a better shagging every now and then so you don't feel like seething over young people so hard, k. >I'm not seething btw
9 months ago
Anonymous
cringe
9 months ago
Anonymous
>How's the family doing? Nah, what do you mean you don't got any? No wife? Kids? Nothing? That's sad, bro. >Tell your husband to give you a better shagging every now and then so you don't feel like seething over young people so hard, k. >I'm not seething btw
9 months ago
Anonymous
You're welcome to explain your weird obsession with zoomers. Let's have a lil therapy sesh. Unwind, anon.
>Frick are you even talking about
Old people have some kind of weird obsession with zoomers. I think it's because they are jealous zoomers still have youthful vigor, while they themselves have pissed it all away and are miserable.
We need windmillchlorians to explain it
But really, that whole "everything needs a scientific in-universe explanation" is a very millennial thing. Zoomers accept anything israelites say without questioning, like that blacks are people
I love this movie but it's so hard to ignore russell crowe botching every scene he's in. He has (imo) the best song in the movie and its ruined by his silly ass delivery
When are we getting some new sail kino? Weren't they going to reboot Pirates of the Caribbean recently? I guess I'll just watch Master and Commander again
I don't particularly want a reboot, I just remember reading some headline that suggested that was the direction they're going. I just want to watch some more fun adventure movies with ships, sails and swords.
In centuries past millers were often heavily involved in duplicitous dealings. The giant windmill is a subtle hint by the artist that organized crime looms large over this fair city
I don't see what the problem is? There's nothing in the book about gender equality. Whoever edited that wiki article is an amateur who decided to write an essay based on some personal interpretation. You can tell by the language. Probably one of those students who did it as a class credit.
I don't see what the problem is? There's nothing in the book about gender equality. Whoever edited that wiki article is an amateur who decided to write an essay based on some personal interpretation. You can tell by the language. Probably one of those students who did it as a class credit.
not necessarily the windmill but that magical feeling like when you're a kind and your parents take you to a foreign city and you don't know windmills can't be 200ft tall
Mortal Engines
moronic manchild answers
You already made this thread and it left you unsatisfied. Why make it again?
i last made it like six months ago or something, i thought maybe there'd be new anons to answer and give me something better
You had six months to research on your own and came up with nothing? Are you actually stupid? Explain yourself.
Btw you know there is only me and you here right? And I don’t even bother watching Cinemaphile anymore so I wouldn’t get your hopes up for me having any fresh answers kek
POTC At World's End
No.
Nobody wants to make anything good.
They all think they're subverting your expectations by making shitty characters make stupid "human" decisions.
"Duty" is a word that hasn't been uttered or thought of in Hollywood since they made Master and Commander. And "Loyalty" is just sounds your mouth makes to them when it's convenient for the plot to have that noise fill the otherwise empty space in the runtime.
Duty and loyalty are good words to use when you want some poor schmuck to do something for you that isn't really in his best interests.
The world needs ditch diggers too
Yep. And better them than me.
We all take a turn on the wheel
no we don't
why would you ever need a windmill that big
Idk, ask the AI who made it
last i checked AI cant make sailing ships that accurate
"Ai art" just means any digital art now.
only to morons like you
kek. i was joking anon, that was my first post in this thread.
stay mad i guess <3 <3
That image has been floating around the internet since before you were even born, moron.
it was made in 2020...
damn homie these 3 yr olds really be cognizant enough to use the interwebs
Fool
this game came out 20 fricking years ago good god
And they only made 1 windmill since then in Majula.
You have no idea how much flour I got to mill
It’s not actually big it’s just a perspective trick.
It's a shorthand for large wealthy city that is more technologically advanced than the other cities, without showing actual technology that would seem too futuristic
Gladiator makes rome feel pretty big if I remember correctly
Not sure what exactly you want, just oversized megastructures from a different era or specifically dock kino?
I fricking wish
ruint by the stupida fricking windmill
That's what he's creaming himself over, the stupid fricking windmill.
for some reason the windmill in picrel makes zoomers lose their minds
they can not except anything magical unless it's explained to them beforehand because they have the minds of children only without imagination
it happens every time picrel gets posted, they literally can not handle it
there's nothing magical about the stupid fricking windmill almost i'm in my late 20s. the ships are fine, the kino harbor is fine the stupid fricking windmill ruins everything and yeah i punch myself in the head everytime its posted i am not a zoomer
Do you even know what machines windmills power? And no, I don't mean with electricity.
I mean pure mechanical power.
who is eating all that bread? you can only suspend your disbelief so much. the image is trash.
So your answer is no, you don't.
They can saw wood too.
Giant fricking saws. I've been in one. The whole thing shakes.
Big damn blades, multiple floors of wood cutting.
More wood for the drydock to make... any guesses? Use context clues.
Mechanical dilators
Frick are you even talking about you moron. I am 22yo and I thought it looked cool as frick, you sound like a whiney homosexual
>"picrel makes zoomers seethe"
>I'M 22
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yeah you sure showed him
I'm not the one randomly seething at a generation of people because I saw a windmill. You sound legitimately unhinged and I don't understand why you are pretending like you're not the person I responded to. It's not our fault that you're still a virgin bro, take out your incel rage on somebody else, gaylord
I guess that makes sense but it just seems so random and out of nowhere. Guy can't even handle seeing a windmill without whining like a b***h, what a miserable life
>i'm not seething bro
>continues to seethe
ok lil zoom zoom
Ok bro keep getting mad at windmills lmao
How's the family doing? Nah, what do you mean you don't got any? No wife? Kids? Nothing? That's sad, bro.
i'm literally married lmao
learn to read a thread, moron
Congratulations. Tell your husband to give you a better shagging every now and then so you don't feel like seething over young people so hard, k.
Not him but you come across like a huge homosexual
>not him but no u
Mmkay.
>shoots his homosexualry all over the thread
>"everyone who doesn't like it is the same guy"
nah, you just type like the stereotypical passive aggressive twitter roastie everyone here makes fun of and hates, sweety
sweaty*
Ayoo, sweaty, stop hanging out on Twitter (X) so much, sweaty, that website is for mentally ill people, sweaty. Eat the potato ships and grow a dadbod with me, sweaty.
>unfunny
>passive aggressive tone
>most likely not a woman
All zoomers cant be this gay right
>gay
How disappointing. Why don't you throw in some explicitly gay lingo like you love do to?
You have terminally online twitter stench on you
Tell me about that Twitter (X). Is it in the room with us right now? Is it conspiring with the zoomers?
Zoomers are very womanish
They all act like catty women
Yes and they really seem to dislike windmills as well for some reason
FRICKING ZOOMER FRICK OFF STOP SEETHING ABOUT THE WINDMILL
i'm 35, it's comically large.
You act like a 12-year-old's idea of what a man is, which is infinitely more depressing. Sorry, bro, you drew the short one.
>entire thread dogpiling on him
>still thinks it's all op
kek
>still thinks it's all op
You're literally all the same person. It makes no difference.
>Look mom I’m different
Yeah, I'm young, you old fart. Seethe.
Not even mad nor old, you’re crying through the whole thread, that pent up zoomer rage finally hit
Must've been my windmills that made the lil zoomie seethe heheheheeheh
>nooo ur crying it's not my old sad ass it's u
Only bitter old people hate zoomers but deep down even they know it's the sins of the father haunting young folk.
>you’re crying through the whole thread
You saw a windmill and started seething. Stop projecting, gay homosexual
>doesn’t realize there’s more than one poster here
Are there meds for this?
windmill
>"why does everyone hate zoomers???"
>proceeds to sperg out the entire thread
Yeah bro seriously he really needs to stop obsessing about this windmill. Fricking zoomers and their windmill obsession amirght bro? Goddamn
Lmao what the frick does that even mean? Please demonstrate my alleged childish behavior.
You sound like a pseud.
Umm, sweaty, try to cool it with the undeservingly patronizing tone, okay, sweaty?
cringe
>How's the family doing? Nah, what do you mean you don't got any? No wife? Kids? Nothing? That's sad, bro.
>Tell your husband to give you a better shagging every now and then so you don't feel like seething over young people so hard, k.
>I'm not seething btw
You're welcome to explain your weird obsession with zoomers. Let's have a lil therapy sesh. Unwind, anon.
that was my first post itt, homosexual
>Frick are you even talking about
Old people have some kind of weird obsession with zoomers. I think it's because they are jealous zoomers still have youthful vigor, while they themselves have pissed it all away and are miserable.
Old people are not jealous of zoomers lmao
You disgust and horrify older people in every way
Weird, I wonder who raised zoomers.
Why do you think we are horrified ?
Sounds like atonement is in order then.
No, it's just OP acting like an impudent piece of poop.
How could anyone hate that kinomill? It's the best part.
We need windmillchlorians to explain it
But really, that whole "everything needs a scientific in-universe explanation" is a very millennial thing. Zoomers accept anything israelites say without questioning, like that blacks are people
Master and Commander
Les Miserables (idk how you spell)
AND I'M JAVERT
I love this movie but it's so hard to ignore russell crowe botching every scene he's in. He has (imo) the best song in the movie and its ruined by his silly ass delivery
this
also
>1492: Conquest of Paradise
>Elizabeth the Golden Age
>Horatio Hornblower movies
Honestly I'd say your best bet is to arrange an AI mashup of Pirates of the Caribbean and Terry Gilliam movies. Could potentially work.
the windmill is like something from a miyazaki movie about an alternate universe where the industrial revolution never happened
Stardust (2007)
SHUT THE DUCK UP ABOUT WINDMILLS
>Don Quixote is upset
/thread
Now post something that isn’t made for transformers
just books but no movies
yeah, gives me earthsea vibes a little bit
No Hollywood isn’t allowed to make any positive depictions or European history or European inspired fantasy
Admiral (ot Michiel de Ruyter) 2015
Dutch boat kino based on real events
why would you need to mill wind?
FRICKING ZOOMER FRICKING ZOOMER REEEEEE STOP SEETHING ABOUT THE FRICKING WINDMILL ZOOMER JUST STOP SEETHING STOP SEETHING
t. owner of a sack of coarsely-grained wind
that's one huge ass windmill
The sherlock holmes movies with robert downey jr
Someone is on massive tilt about windmills itt
>Tilt
>Windmill
Are you getting at what I think you're getting at?
Is that a Don Quixote reference
the zoomers are losing their minds about the windmill again
They just can't help it. Zoomers are obsessed with windmills. Zoomers absolutely HATE windmills dude. This is now a windmill thread
HEHEHHEHEH STOP SEETHING ZOOMERS!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHUEHUYEHUEHEHEHEHE
Explain yourselves, Dutchgays
nice picrel, op, i made it my desktop wallpaper
>people calling the OP pic an AI
>reverse search
>DeviantArt in 2020
https://www.deviantart.com/darekzabrocki/art/Windmill-Town-827292985
>Basic sketch, then making rough layout in 3dsmax, rendered in octane and took for many hours back to good old Photoshop
doing some midjourney movie stills with the pirate feel
Based post more
I absolutely love the late 1500’s to the early 1700’s easily the most kino period
Perfect mix of still cultural distinct eras but with guns and cannons and basic machines.
You could have knights and swashbucklers and samurai and native warriors and cannons etc etc
what kind of scene/culture you want next?
giant windmill plz
Ships powered by giant windmills
1600’s pirates shooting up a costal
Mayan/aztec costal jungle city
whats next
Pirate ships fighting in an over the top gothic cathedral style harbor
>its just Gothic Armada
It’s what? I don’t watch anime
why are you mentioning anime?
When are we getting some new sail kino? Weren't they going to reboot Pirates of the Caribbean recently? I guess I'll just watch Master and Commander again
>wanting a reboot,
You are the problem
I don't particularly want a reboot, I just remember reading some headline that suggested that was the direction they're going. I just want to watch some more fun adventure movies with ships, sails and swords.
>ITT
frick year don quixote bros
yoo why tf the windmill so big?
In centuries past millers were often heavily involved in duplicitous dealings. The giant windmill is a subtle hint by the artist that organized crime looms large over this fair city
>The giant windmill is a subtle
Stopped reading right there.
that was the funniest part
well, we lose again, zoomerbros
the second gentleman bastards book fits even more but people hate that one
I looked the author up some time ago and he seemed very iffy. Like straight up stinky. Typical pussywhipped beta male IIRC.
you sure you don't have him confused with rothfuss?
Not entirely.
I don't see what the problem is? There's nothing in the book about gender equality. Whoever edited that wiki article is an amateur who decided to write an essay based on some personal interpretation. You can tell by the language. Probably one of those students who did it as a class credit.
I have confused him with Steven Erikson.
Did he give you the ick?
You have a female brain
Your masculinity LARP doesn't impress anyone, boomer simp.
.....Thetels never been a Windmill THAT fricking huge....
That somehow reminds me of those weird Gogol movies from a couple of years ago.
I worked at a historical mill for a bit. ground some corn into cornmeal. brook a few of the gear teeth. replaced them.
taboo kinda
No, OP wants the windmill.
not necessarily the windmill but that magical feeling like when you're a kind and your parents take you to a foreign city and you don't know windmills can't be 200ft tall
Tried One Piece?
Oh, my Byron. Do the next one with Cthulhu, okay?
ok this one may be too specific, but horatio hornblower and jack aubrey of master and commander standing on the deck of the HMS Victory
would be at least neat to see how AI depicts these 2 characters, if they're able to at all.
couldnt get both actors faces in one sequence
now do hermione granger using the time turner to travel back an hour and frick herself in her dorm room
can you post the 2 best depictions of the actors?
How do windmill lattices work? Don’t they need cloth to catch the wind or something? Why are they gapped?
Yes I am moronic
Looks like an RPG hub area.
elden ring
Barry Lyndon if you want a genuine 1700s movie.
I must leave
The Ends of the Earth
It's a shame there aren't more history and war films. We'll have 1000 romantic comedies and superhero movies and get a small handful of kinos.
mass effect