i know a guy who met him recently
renner is giving away his liquor collection right now & the guy i know got to choose some bottles
he said renner was using a cain. he said that he walked with a hibble and and cant sit down without help so he couldn't sit with them
he is giving away his booze since he cant drink anymore - presumably due to the meds
should have had them make him drink lots f water and follow him to the bathroom but i didnt know abiout the visit until after the fact
I used to make fun of Jeremy Renner losing his wiener when that Decepticon disguised as a snowplow transformed with Jeremy Renner still inside of it, but as soon as I saw that Jeremy Renner interview with Michael Rosenbaum on his Inside of You podcast, I’ve gained a new perspective. Jeremy Renner did NOT deserve to lose his wiener and Jeremy Renner most certainly did NOT deserve to have the search dog eat his wiener as soon as it was found. Alec Baldwin? He killed that woman. Jeremy Renner has a FAMILY, goddamn it. JUST CAN’T MOCK IT.
#JustCantMockIt
#AnonsAgainstDecepticons
Please donate to the Jeremy Renner Foundation for wiener Reconstruction and STEM Cell Research. Download the Jeremy Renner app today to make your contribution.
We’re all in this together. This, too, shall pass.
Ruthkanda Forever.
Renner's missing member was found by a truck driver, who was supposed to take it to the police station. When the truck driver handed in a gas station hotdog to the station clerk, that's when things got out of hand. Literally. It turns out that the truck driver was living on the wild side and also a Marvel fan, and had somehow wedged Renner's winner up inside his nether regions. Needless to say, what authorities and the Renner family eventually recovered from the trucker was unsalvageable.
on?
No, it's off. Cut off. Severed, you might say.
It's already been set in motion, now all we have to do is wait
yo someone finna give me the 411 or sum shiet?
SNOWPLOW
HAS TAKEN MY BALLS
TAKEN MY SEED
TAKEN MY wiener
TAKEN MY JOHN
TAKEN MY PIPE
TAKEN MY HOSE
LEFT ME IN EUNICH HELL
>TAKEN MY wiener
There should be a two-syllable word to keep the same rhtythm as the original song. For example, penis would work better
CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES
I’VE PLOWED MY LAST RESORT
MASTURBATION
NO CREAMING
DON’T GIVE A FRICK
CAUSE I LOST MY DICK SNEEDING
lost
It's STILL gone
WHERE'S MY HANSEL AND GRETEL SEQUEL?!
what’s gayer: getting your dick chopped off by a snowplow or being the guy who was shoveling snow downwind who took a bloody wienery mist to the face?
made me laugh
Wait the snow machine stole his peanus weenus? oh no
It's only gay if the wiener mist touches your balls. That's why you wear two masks.
Feed me Jeremy, feed me all night long!
Yeah his legs are recovering great he’ll be back at it in no time!
The Jamie Foxx transplant is going through.
huh?
To shreds, you say?
Penis prognosis?
mulched
Rod report?
shlong situation?
Dingle ringle?
wiener condition?
Here's a picture of him on the day of the accident.
Penor Señor?
phalic perception ?
He..broke his weiner??
Shaft state?
Sword circumstance?
Warning it isn’t pretty
Derriere dissertation?
Wang whereabouts?
Here's one for the peanut gallery:
Would you rather pay 0.00002% of your movie star annual salary to a professional snow plower man,
OR
Shred your wiener into oblivion?
Letting another man plow your snow? That's pretty gay, bro. I'll take the wiener-shredding.
Letting another man plow your snow is no different than letting him frick your wife. So your dick serves no purpose at that point.
>I plow my own snow
Hard to say, could you list the positives and negatives of each option?
any good Jeremy Renner kinos? It took me forever to figure out that he was in the 2003 S.W.A.T movie. Is Hansel and Gretel worth watching?
No. He’s always been a mediocre and “that guy” actor. The snowplow accident was the best thing that happened to him, apart from losing his dick
prick placement?
knob news?
dong details?
anaconda assessment?
meat membership?
manhood management?
tool tidings?
wiener condition?
Phallic 411?
longmember location?
Excalibur evaluation?
dingle discovery ?
appendage assumption ?
They found a testicle in some dog shit
geg
Meatus manisfest?
Im shitting pretty bad right now
CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES
>the snow plow will shred your dick as far as a dick can be shredded, but even farther.
frank findings?
Tallywhacker tidings?
penile précis?
johnson gist?
wenis whereabouts
i know a guy who met him recently
renner is giving away his liquor collection right now & the guy i know got to choose some bottles
he said renner was using a cain. he said that he walked with a hibble and and cant sit down without help so he couldn't sit with them
he is giving away his booze since he cant drink anymore - presumably due to the meds
should have had them make him drink lots f water and follow him to the bathroom but i didnt know abiout the visit until after the fact
>any news from the other provinces?
Glans glossary?
Hog hagiography?
I used to make fun of Jeremy Renner losing his wiener when that Decepticon disguised as a snowplow transformed with Jeremy Renner still inside of it, but as soon as I saw that Jeremy Renner interview with Michael Rosenbaum on his Inside of You podcast, I’ve gained a new perspective. Jeremy Renner did NOT deserve to lose his wiener and Jeremy Renner most certainly did NOT deserve to have the search dog eat his wiener as soon as it was found. Alec Baldwin? He killed that woman. Jeremy Renner has a FAMILY, goddamn it. JUST CAN’T MOCK IT.
#JustCantMockIt
#AnonsAgainstDecepticons
Please donate to the Jeremy Renner Foundation for wiener Reconstruction and STEM Cell Research. Download the Jeremy Renner app today to make your contribution.
We’re all in this together. This, too, shall pass.
Ruthkanda Forever.
NO MORE DEAD wienerS
The only decepticons that transform into ground vehicles are the stunticons, combaticons, and triple changers. None of them have a snowplow mode.
The dick has grow a new body on his own
wiener communique?
Did he actually lose his dick? If so how was that found out?
They sent the search dog after it to sniff it out but it ate it. They pulled parts of it out of the dog’s teeth but the damage had already been done.
a wood pecker was found to have his penis in its nest using it as food for its young, it was completely unsalvageable
yes he lost it when his wife chopped it off, the score plow accident is a cover up
Renner's missing member was found by a truck driver, who was supposed to take it to the police station. When the truck driver handed in a gas station hotdog to the station clerk, that's when things got out of hand. Literally. It turns out that the truck driver was living on the wild side and also a Marvel fan, and had somehow wedged Renner's winner up inside his nether regions. Needless to say, what authorities and the Renner family eventually recovered from the trucker was unsalvageable.
snake scoop?