Pretty sure cancer is not recent, cancer diagnoses are. I imagine it’d be pretty hard for people in antiquity to figure out how cancer works so they’d just diagnose the symptoms as something else.
I'm gonna drink some Port, get a nice buzz then ride my motorcycle to the cigar store, grab a few things and make it back just in time for the ryan garcia/devin haney fight.
OP i speed to that fricking druk song while druk all the time. Its awesome.
I'm self employed, make 6 figures, and only drink once a week. (tonight). I'm in great shape and women love me. Why are you being a miserable piece of shit. You probably can't even afford a motorcycle. Much less speed on one like me.
Brother don't rise to this self-defeatist bullshit bait. Most drukkers are here BECAUSE they have a clue in terms of finances but can't stand normal gaygs.
Brother don't rise to this self-defeatist bullshit bait. Most drukkers are here BECAUSE they have a clue in terms of finances but can't stand normal gaygs.
This. Don't be baited into justifying yourself just they can call your life a larp in the next post.
If you're explaining, you're losing.
Agree and amplify.
>I'm self employed, make 6 figures, and only drink once a week.
And yet you are still so miserable that you need to drink. Soon it will be twice a week and then every day. You're in the beginning stages of being an addict and the other addict losers are trying to come up with cope because they are alcohol addicted losers and get mad every time I mention it.
Sometimes I'll drink two times a week if the weathers nice. So what. My life is in order and it can end anytime no matter what I do. But I'm young and I wanna have fun. Get over it and stop shitting up the thread.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If you are drinking twice a week or once a week then your life is not in order. It is simply a self destructive behaviour whether you like to hear it or not. Explain to me if you think that drinking regularly is fine and nothing to worry about, then why are you trying to justify it? You know exactly deep down that it's bad for you and it will cause you problems long term, but you are putting it off because "you are young". In a couple of years you will no longer be young and you will need alcohol to get through your boring job or whatever it is that you do and then you will be dependant on it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Who gives a frick
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You don't give a frick right now but you will in 10 years when you have cirrhosis, are slowly dying from it or have crippling depression and alcohol addiction. Then you will give a frick.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I already have crippling depression, you sheltered moralhomosexual. There's a lot worse in this world than me fricking drinking.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I already have crippling depression, you sheltered moralhomosexual.
Drinking is only making it worse, though, you goddamned moron.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You're obviously a kind soul anon. Just don't bother in these threads, it doesn't work with these guys and it just irritates you unnecessarily.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You Will Never Be A Janny
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
And I don't want to be. Imagine working for free and without compensation. Or even worse, drinking daily and ruining your mental and physical health.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Holy projection cope
Imagine writing all this trash goddamn
Crabs in a bucket
Druk Chads, one glass of port down. Lets fricking go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE32pvvaDT8
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Mate I've got no worries. You feeling it yeah? The Doors is a good way to start this saturday off I have to admit. Absolutely amazing
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>The Doors
Pretty sure Roadhouse Blues is why I started drinking in the morning 20 years ago.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>The Doors
Pretty sure Roadhouse Blues is why I started drinking in the morning 20 years ago.
ok im gonna ride now but don't forget me bros and don't listen to this doompilling pos in the thread.
We druk. We ROK
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Holy projection cope
Imagine writing all this trash goddamn
Crabs in a bucket
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Just close your eyes and don't read it. Come up with some cope for it, but you know I am right.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I have the Dionysian spirit. I can't be a square, sorry.
I like how as soon as Mads starts drinking every single class is just druk world history
Imagining at the end of the year that the kids only know about Ulysess Grant and Winston Churchill's drinking habits and nothing else
listening to Sting lads. Feeling great. How are we feeling? Wasn't here last night but let's get this general moving, lets see the motion. Let's discuss the movie Druk and keep it on topic.
>trying to make frens at work >Dude finally asks if i wanna hang out >Change my mind an hour before we're supposed to meet and get blackout drunk alone instead
So close.
Based. Almost there brother. Saw my brother today for the first time in almost a year for my birthday. Got me on the white russians and I felt great after. You get used to solitude that extra effort isn't worth it
Tune laddy. Just chilling I guess I missed friday druk which is usually the best thread on this board every week. Saturday is well reserved meanin janny dosn't have a fork up his butt lmao
listening to some country
I don't like how he forgives his wife for cheating on him. It reminds me how my ex-gf cheated on her new boyfriend and he forgave her. What causes a man to be this beta?
>no self respect
That makes sense. I forgot to mention she cheated on him with me lol
he cheated on you too anon
Yeah, probably. She was really dishonest and for the last year I was with her I turned down her sexual advances and never spent time with her. I encouraged her to find someone else and only lived with her since she paid bills and actually saved me money.
I'm not really proud of it, I did something similar in college with a girl who's boyfriend was going to med school out of state. She made fun of him because he treated her like a queen and I treated her like shit, it was fricked.
I had sex with my friend's wife and we still hang out. Yes he is aware. Very odd.
Her boyfriend actually does me favors and drops stuff off at my place sometimes because she convinces him to.
Checked. My ex-wife was such a b***h I've taken every opportunity bang-spite her.
I fricked her slightly younger cousin and just last year I learned her brother's marriage was on the rocks so I looked up his wife and we fricked while EVILLY wasted. I came on her face then asked her if she let [husband] do that. She said no. So I responded "you never let your husband cum on your face but you just let me do it without a word of protest?" -- "I dunno, yeah."
Women.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
ok cool man youre obsessed with adultery stop posting this same shit in every thread
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ah! A fan of my work.
You never know when it's someone's first thread so I try to show leadership.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I never got married even though we were together for almost five years. I made a prenup a requirement and she was okay with it but I still didn't want to go through with it because I never really trusted her or even loved her, it was more like a roommate that cooked and cleaned for me and occasionally I'd feel like having sex with her. I live in a conservative state but I still don't want to risk getting taken to the cleaners by some prostitute. She still tries to hang out with me and I show this guy proof of it but he still provides for her and doesn't make her pay any bills, it's insane.
Checked. My ex-wife was such a b***h I've taken every opportunity bang-spite her.
I fricked her slightly younger cousin and just last year I learned her brother's marriage was on the rocks so I looked up his wife and we fricked while EVILLY wasted. I came on her face then asked her if she let [husband] do that. She said no. So I responded "you never let your husband cum on your face but you just let me do it without a word of protest?" -- "I dunno, yeah."
Women.
Yeah, I get called an incel for my views on women but it's really the sexual encounters I've had that gave me those opinions. Very grim stuff
die samegay. alcoholic circlejerking isn't film related. get a grip and quit drinking or hurry up and get alcohol poisoning, either way be quiet about it.
No friends, no girlfriend and nothing to hope for. I will never be as happy as I was at 26. I will never watch a new movie that could make me feel what The Fellowship of the ring made me feel. A book like Blood Meridian. A manga like Berserk. A woman that loves me.
Soon my parents will start getting dementia. Alzheimers. Life will become hell.
But you know what? That moment after drinking my first 5 beers of the night, listening to my favourite songs, when the euphoria starts hitting in. I like that.
I'm 37. Last Friday i went to a bar. I literally get zero female attention because quite frankly i dont look for it. Anyway I was walking to the restrooms and a girl walked up to me and did a strange zoomer mating dance on my wiener. One of those twerking dancings. I didn't know what to do so I just stood there like a lamb with mittens. I told her I'm gay and she left me alone. Anyway that's the most sexual action i've had since atleast 2016
Just came home, first time druk in like 5 days, I gotta promise to myself I'm gonna be sober till next friday again. I have developed too much of a beer belly, I can't live with it
>One For The Road >When he moves his car while drunk Mark loses his driver's license and has to undergo an MPA. During a course he meets Helena and tries to sober up with her, but temptations lurk everywhere.
drinking alcohol gives you cancer
No that would be your posts that are carcinogenic.
Everything gives everything cancer. There are cancerous cells in your body right now that your immune system is currently BTFO.
uhh, uhm, akshually, did you know that uhhh, shut the frick up nerd
also gives you AIDS
Alcohol has existed pretty much forever. Cancer is relatively recent.
>responding to 3.5 hour-old bait
Come on, man.
Pretty sure cancer is not recent, cancer diagnoses are. I imagine it’d be pretty hard for people in antiquity to figure out how cancer works so they’d just diagnose the symptoms as something else.
krisha, żółty szalik and leaving las vegas are superior drukinos
never seen any of them but heard leaving las vegas soundtrack which has some kino on there
plus the obvious screencaps postedh ere
it's genuinely great, nick cage kino
give it a watch right now
it might make him want to /druk/ which could be problematic
alcoholic losers blogging about their boring lives thread #38691
off topic
stick to the subject matter
I drank the vodka.
your future self will hate you for ruining his life with alcoholism
I am my future self you clod.
I drank the Grape Claw
THIS THE THREAD?
Could be. But remember to keep it on topic and discuss the movie Druk and it's all of it's consequences
is it just me or are there way less threads lately?
got a bank full of cash and a big fat dick
what we drinking lads?
drinking belgian kino as per usual
jannies been killing it
I'm gonna drink some Port, get a nice buzz then ride my motorcycle to the cigar store, grab a few things and make it back just in time for the ryan garcia/devin haney fight.
OP i speed to that fricking druk song while druk all the time. Its awesome.
imagine your whole personality being an alcoholic loser who drinks every day lmoa absolutely sad
have sex
I'm self employed, make 6 figures, and only drink once a week. (tonight). I'm in great shape and women love me. Why are you being a miserable piece of shit. You probably can't even afford a motorcycle. Much less speed on one like me.
Brother don't rise to this self-defeatist bullshit bait. Most drukkers are here BECAUSE they have a clue in terms of finances but can't stand normal gaygs.
This. Don't be baited into justifying yourself just they can call your life a larp in the next post.
If you're explaining, you're losing.
Agree and amplify.
>I'm self employed, make 6 figures, and only drink once a week.
And yet you are still so miserable that you need to drink. Soon it will be twice a week and then every day. You're in the beginning stages of being an addict and the other addict losers are trying to come up with cope because they are alcohol addicted losers and get mad every time I mention it.
Sometimes I'll drink two times a week if the weathers nice. So what. My life is in order and it can end anytime no matter what I do. But I'm young and I wanna have fun. Get over it and stop shitting up the thread.
If you are drinking twice a week or once a week then your life is not in order. It is simply a self destructive behaviour whether you like to hear it or not. Explain to me if you think that drinking regularly is fine and nothing to worry about, then why are you trying to justify it? You know exactly deep down that it's bad for you and it will cause you problems long term, but you are putting it off because "you are young". In a couple of years you will no longer be young and you will need alcohol to get through your boring job or whatever it is that you do and then you will be dependant on it.
Who gives a frick
You don't give a frick right now but you will in 10 years when you have cirrhosis, are slowly dying from it or have crippling depression and alcohol addiction. Then you will give a frick.
I already have crippling depression, you sheltered moralhomosexual. There's a lot worse in this world than me fricking drinking.
>I already have crippling depression, you sheltered moralhomosexual.
Drinking is only making it worse, though, you goddamned moron.
You're obviously a kind soul anon. Just don't bother in these threads, it doesn't work with these guys and it just irritates you unnecessarily.
You Will Never Be A Janny
And I don't want to be. Imagine working for free and without compensation. Or even worse, drinking daily and ruining your mental and physical health.
Druk Chads, one glass of port down. Lets fricking go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE32pvvaDT8
Mate I've got no worries. You feeling it yeah? The Doors is a good way to start this saturday off I have to admit. Absolutely amazing
>The Doors
Pretty sure Roadhouse Blues is why I started drinking in the morning 20 years ago.
ok im gonna ride now but don't forget me bros and don't listen to this doompilling pos in the thread.
We druk. We ROK
Holy projection cope
Imagine writing all this trash goddamn
Crabs in a bucket
Just close your eyes and don't read it. Come up with some cope for it, but you know I am right.
I have the Dionysian spirit. I can't be a square, sorry.
I like how as soon as Mads starts drinking every single class is just druk world history
Imagining at the end of the year that the kids only know about Ulysess Grant and Winston Churchill's drinking habits and nothing else
Riders of justice
listening to Sting lads. Feeling great. How are we feeling? Wasn't here last night but let's get this general moving, lets see the motion. Let's discuss the movie Druk and keep it on topic.
For me, it's John Goodman in Flight.
>john goodman is in flight
i will now watch this movie
He's the most enjoyable character too and he clearly had a lot of fun in the role.
>trying to make frens at work
>Dude finally asks if i wanna hang out
>Change my mind an hour before we're supposed to meet and get blackout drunk alone instead
So close.
Based. Almost there brother. Saw my brother today for the first time in almost a year for my birthday. Got me on the white russians and I felt great after. You get used to solitude that extra effort isn't worth it
imagine your whole personality being an alcoholic loser who drinks every day lmoa
what are we listening?
Tune laddy. Just chilling I guess I missed friday druk which is usually the best thread on this board every week. Saturday is well reserved meanin janny dosn't have a fork up his butt lmao
listening to some country
>tfw I'd be the guy that killed himself
I didn't enjoy this movie very much tbh
I'm crossfaded rn. Nothing quite like an ice cold beer with dank weed
I did the low-temp dab then held it in while chugging my drink.
Don't make me tap the sign.
You are evil and the karma of instigating people to drink will come back to you one day.
Barfly and Factotum
Thread theme:
Checked and evil.
Definitely riding the lightning.
Forgot pic because I'm drunk and have contempt for finger-waving homosexuals.
bought a £10 bottle of sherry
this shits like frickin honey
I don't like how he forgives his wife for cheating on him. It reminds me how my ex-gf cheated on her new boyfriend and he forgave her. What causes a man to be this beta?
Absolutely no self respect whatsoever. Probably a tinge of desperation.
>no self respect
That makes sense. I forgot to mention she cheated on him with me lol
Yeah, probably. She was really dishonest and for the last year I was with her I turned down her sexual advances and never spent time with her. I encouraged her to find someone else and only lived with her since she paid bills and actually saved me money.
It's disturbingly easy to get married women to cheat, especially when you're both nice and liquored up.
AM I EVIL?
YES I AM.
I'm not really proud of it, I did something similar in college with a girl who's boyfriend was going to med school out of state. She made fun of him because he treated her like a queen and I treated her like shit, it was fricked.
Her boyfriend actually does me favors and drops stuff off at my place sometimes because she convinces him to.
Checked. My ex-wife was such a b***h I've taken every opportunity bang-spite her.
I fricked her slightly younger cousin and just last year I learned her brother's marriage was on the rocks so I looked up his wife and we fricked while EVILLY wasted. I came on her face then asked her if she let [husband] do that. She said no. So I responded "you never let your husband cum on your face but you just let me do it without a word of protest?" -- "I dunno, yeah."
Women.
ok cool man youre obsessed with adultery stop posting this same shit in every thread
Ah! A fan of my work.
You never know when it's someone's first thread so I try to show leadership.
I never got married even though we were together for almost five years. I made a prenup a requirement and she was okay with it but I still didn't want to go through with it because I never really trusted her or even loved her, it was more like a roommate that cooked and cleaned for me and occasionally I'd feel like having sex with her. I live in a conservative state but I still don't want to risk getting taken to the cleaners by some prostitute. She still tries to hang out with me and I show this guy proof of it but he still provides for her and doesn't make her pay any bills, it's insane.
Yeah, I get called an incel for my views on women but it's really the sexual encounters I've had that gave me those opinions. Very grim stuff
I had sex with my friend's wife and we still hang out. Yes he is aware. Very odd.
KWABOTY
One of my friends married a women with 3 kids that aren't his
he cheated on you too anon
alcoholics are more annoying than dudeweeds at this point. shut the frick up already.
Frick off homosexual
shut up and die already
Why so mad gayo
die samegay. alcoholic circlejerking isn't film related. get a grip and quit drinking or hurry up and get alcohol poisoning, either way be quiet about it.
shut the frick up homo
shut the frick up troony
No friends, no girlfriend and nothing to hope for. I will never be as happy as I was at 26. I will never watch a new movie that could make me feel what The Fellowship of the ring made me feel. A book like Blood Meridian. A manga like Berserk. A woman that loves me.
Soon my parents will start getting dementia. Alzheimers. Life will become hell.
But you know what? That moment after drinking my first 5 beers of the night, listening to my favourite songs, when the euphoria starts hitting in. I like that.
Its never over dude. Enjoy the drink but don't be a doompilling piece of shit. What happened to having heart? ffs
Le beer
Sex. SEX. SEX!!!
Cringe
i shan't have it, ever!
I'm 37. Last Friday i went to a bar. I literally get zero female attention because quite frankly i dont look for it. Anyway I was walking to the restrooms and a girl walked up to me and did a strange zoomer mating dance on my wiener. One of those twerking dancings. I didn't know what to do so I just stood there like a lamb with mittens. I told her I'm gay and she left me alone. Anyway that's the most sexual action i've had since atleast 2016
>I told her I'm gay and she left me alone.
kek
where the frick is nightcore anon
give me some fricking house music now
A Hole in my Heart, Swedish nobodies try to do homepornography and results are not great.
wish i could go back to my hometown and live this life
>Seen here in their natural habitat. The bongus-erectus is known for their bizarre mating rituals.
i would shag the shit outta that lass
why are you so desperate
Perhaps he's just a womanizer.
If you wouldn't shag that you're a goddamn homosexual. Sorry to break the news to you, although I suspect you already know.
im not, i have a gf (trans)
that's a guy
She's just ugly bro
no shes beautiful
kinos for this feel?
texas chainsaw massacre
let's gooooo
where the frick have u been
LETS. FRICKING. GO
i started this thread and have kept it going but im off to the bar fellas. my birthday day. enjoy your drukking guys. much love
Ave atque vale, fren.
We'll hold down the fort until your return, the archive or 404.
Just came home, first time druk in like 5 days, I gotta promise to myself I'm gonna be sober till next friday again. I have developed too much of a beer belly, I can't live with it
post music
i will always have a weakspot for abba
FOLLOW ME INTO THE DESERT
AS THIRSTY AS YOU ARE
CRACK A SMILE AND CUT YOUR MOUTH
AND DROWN IN ALCOHOL
i gotchu homie. this is off my prostitutecore playlist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqcf1r1zBxc
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4NXhvUr226/?igsh=MWwwcXQ0NHh6MTV5cw==
Someone call Harling Mays
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
its very catchy
>tfw just started on a pack of malt liquor
WHAT A LIFE
>malt liquor
What brand?
your pic
checked and you know how we do
play your favs on repeat
I drank the IPAs and vaped the cannabis.
HOLY FRICK /druk/ IT'S ONLY 9:15 ON THE EAST COAST
ARISE! ARISE POSTERS OF /druk/!
HANDS SHALL BE SHAKING!
GLASSES SHALL BE SHATTERED!
A DRUNK DAY! A LOST DAY!
'ERE THE SUN RISES!
DRUK!!!!!!!!
Why does no one ever talk about balsam? I feel like I'm the only person who drinks it
do i have a problem if I have six beers per night?
also i watched as good as i gets tonight
>do i have a problem if I have six beers per night?
Yes it should be at least twelve.
I got myself 13 bottle caps of tall boys
This recently came out
>One For The Road
>When he moves his car while drunk Mark loses his driver's license and has to undergo an MPA. During a course he meets Helena and tries to sober up with her, but temptations lurk everywhere.
Becks & playoff hockey
?si=zFVYWniDjVxauCtn