>any special attention for the pet?

How do you reply without sounding mad?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep the b***h

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The worst parts about this movie were the dialogues it took straight from the book. Herbert is a hack.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True. The books were impressive when I first read them, at age 15. I tried to read them again more recently and was pretty shocked at how bad they were. The ideas are interesting, but he's not a lyrical writer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's very impressive with his metaphors.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be his pet so bad, bros. Why did they have to make Feyd bald but so hot?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has a pretty aesthetic body in the movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        checked
        I want to nibble on those pale ass cheeks and lick his abs
        Help

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me in the back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      woman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        guilty as charged
        I hope more boys start Feydmaxxing, we need more boys like this in the world

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          YWNBAW

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >woman
            >yes
            >no not woman
            kek. Cinemaphile is a fun place.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Only troons claim to be women on Cinemaphile

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                troons are not real woman and so they don't actuallt exhibit woman behavior. a gay man would NEVER find that guy attractive. he looks weird as shit. women are less about looks. thry still matter to them but not as much. what matters is being the kind of psycho that particular woman is into. i'd bet my last dollar that

                I want to be his pet so bad, bros. Why did they have to make Feyd bald but so hot?

                is a woman and not a troony.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dubs of truth.
                There are limits though, because girls do care about looks. A lot. There's a reason girls are going crazy for Feyd but not the Baron, even though they're both psycho and are deliberately presented as similar in DUNC 2.
                Baldness is usually a dealbreaker, but fatness is an even bigger one, and obesity is an insurmountable flaw. On the other hand, Feyd has characteristics that make him attractive. His body is mouth-watering, he has a (fairly) good jawline, pillowy lips, pretty eyes. It was the same back when Dragon Age Inquisition came out and girls were creaming themselves over Solas.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a bi male and I thought Feyd was hot AF and his been my husbando since P2 dropped if that counts. Unironically was more attractive for me than Irulan, which is sad. Lea was hottest overall, of course. Chani was rough
                , I thought she was qt in P1 but her looks feel off a cliff here somehow, her friend was much cuter.

                It was Lea > Feyd > Jessica > Chani friend > Pugh > Chani for me.

                Chani should have been Naomi Scott and Samara Weaving for Irulan but Feyd and Margot were cast PERFECTO.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a gay man would NEVER find that guy attractive
                Now that's definitely not true. Gays frick anything remotely dude shaped.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lose some weight.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I weigh 45 kg, if I lose more weight I'd have to be hospitalised you moron

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty skinny boyprostitute.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >45kg
              So... what do you eat to be 45kg?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anything I want. Burgers, chocolate, fruits and vegetables, rice, pasta, fish, bread, cheese. The reason I'm skinny is that I don't eat a lot. I've never had an appetite and I just eat enough to not pass out. I'm trying to make an effort lately and eat more though.
                So if you want to lose weight, just eat smaller portions.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So do you just eat 1 burger per day or something? Yes I am trying to lose weight. I lost 10kg in 6 months. I eat the same food every week mostly and weigh the portion for my dinner. I used to eat 500 grams of whatever I was cooking and now I eat 350 grams. That's all I did to lose the 10kg slowly. I'd like to lose another 8 to 10kg but the idea of eating even less food seems hard for me now as I am always hungry. I know people say count calories but because I cook my own shit with lot of different things I am too lazy to work out the calories, weighing the end product is easier for me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I eat once a day. No snacks even.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I eat until I'm full, which doesn't take much. If it were up to me, I'd eat around 1k calories per day, so that can mean a breakfast of one apple and a cup of tea (that's around 200 grams max), and, for example, a burger and fries for the rest of the day (so anywhere between 500 to 600 grams). I'd snack on chocolate throughout the day too, or have another cup of tea, or biscuits.
                I do count calories, because I'm trying to get to 2k per day. I used to weigh even less a year ago (39 kg) and I'm pretty happy to have reached 45 now.

                I use an app that keeps counts of calories, and I cook my own food too usually. I don't weigh it, I just do rough estimates. It does take a bit of discipline, but it's worked so far.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cum and tictacs

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This would not have the same impact if they didn't cast a mistery meat mutant as Chani

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't go to the movie to jerk off so I didn't really give a shit that Chani wasn't played by someone I'm attracted to. You'll understand when you are no longer thirteen years old.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta, but your argument reeks of an underage pretending to be mature.
        if a character is supposed to be beautiful and the actor is ugly, it makes the plot less believable.
        Irulan in the books:
        >Paul's attention came at last to a tall blonde woman, green-eyed, a face of patrician beauty, classic in its hauteur, untouched by tears, completely undefeated.
        >In Dune Messiah, the Tleilaxu Face Dancer Scytale refers to Irulan as "a tall blonde beauty ... she carried herself with an aristocrat's hauteur, but something in the absorbed smoothness of her features betrayed the controls of her Bene Gesserit background"
        and then you fricking cast fricking FLORENCE PIG, do you realize that you frick up the character and the entire story, yeah?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if a character is supposed to be beautiful and the actor is ugly, it makes the plot less believable
          It's fricking hilarious that there are people who actually think like this

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just like Deniro as a strong young man worked so well on screen right? when he was kicking that dude on the curb and it looked like Deniro was the one about to die?
            you should feel ashamed for your stupidity

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the fat rings around her neck made me want to cry

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I found them cute.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              imagine licking the sweat that gathers in her fat folds

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's degenerate, she's only for missionary.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it actually makes more sense than a white desert queen. but they fricked up her persona and she comes off c**ty. Couldve made Irulan a bit more posh too

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that hoe

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he so cute? For what purpose?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dumb coomer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've coomed so much to him this past week, it is true

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Le heckin bag guys kills slave maid without looking
    Heh so originel

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spice Melange...

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smile and run my fingers through my thick, luxurious hair.

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