yeah I wish everyone would just ignore all the insane ridiculous evil nonsense that the left is pushing. I wish they would just pretend it isn't happening. Everything would be so much better if those people just ignored everything that's happening and let us do it in peace.
Statistically that's extremely unlikely. You guys thinks israelites are the answer to everything and anyone defending common sense or just not being a far-right, hateful prick is "israeli".
There are like 15 million israelites worldwide. The idea that anyone left of Marjorie Taylor Greene is israeli is just pure ignorance. I'm a white American and I'm vaccinated and I'll vote for Joe again. Not israeli, not trans, not trolling. Just a good lefty who gives no fricks that Cinemaphile is a sewer of shitty people. There are lots of us here, btw; it's just pretty futile to bother trying to stand up to all the schizo rednecks. 😉
9 months ago
Anonymous
yeah definitely israeli.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You might not be a israelite but you sure are a homosexual
9 months ago
Anonymous
You're speaking to Sam who's shitposting and larping, But you are right.
9 months ago
Anonymous
based Blue Dog democrat
9 months ago
Anonymous
You're goddamned right.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>fighting against your own economic interests to own the chuds
who the frick is ignoring this shit you moronic frick? im not even from america and all i hear from american right media is trannies this, groomers that, woke this, etc. etc. fricking ugly moron. that's all you guys talk about.
If you still don't understand how influential media is at this point there's really nothing left to say except that you're too fricking dumb to be allowed to participate in society.
Can you give a specific list of trans rights
Be as all encompassing as possible
Once we have a clear set of goals, we’ll be much more likely to achieve them
vague slogans result in a total lack of progress despite functioning very well as activist messaging - were all serious men here, so we ought to be clear exactly what these ‘trans rights’ are
This. Cowards hide their fear of modernity by pretending to be normal and common sensical. It doesn't matter if they are normal and common sensical, in their heart they know this to still be true. They're afraid.
>help I didn't finish high school because my single mother let me abuse xanax
9 months ago
Anonymous
Oh I somehow missed that line. So pretty much everyone across the board is hardening their views on what has been known since the beginning of time. Hardening or the view itself becoming more popular. But, the polling itself is somewhat misleading, because 50 years ago, 1000 years ago before the psyop was deployed such a question would have been pure nonsense.
And yet the guy on the right would never ever even consider saying that men can't become women even if it would convince the guy on the left to come over to his side and support him on the economic issues that he's pretending to care about.
Transsexuals are the ones asserting that frivolous aesthetics override actual Truth. This is a very radical and dangerous assertion to make, not something that should be handwaved and swept under the rug.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>sex and chromosomes are frivolous aesthetics now
lmfao good one sir
It's a nonsense issue that is so minimal that the only people who care about it are actively seeking out trannies to engage with them, most likely because of their shame over jerking off to troony porn, or having hired troony prostitutes. All other claims are paranoid schizo rambling conspiracy theories.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Claiming that your arbitrary feelings override objective truth is not minimal or trivial. Especially not when you're actively leveraging institutional power to coerce people into playing along with these delusions. A man in a dress isn't a woman. This isn't my opinion, it's a physical fact. A man doesn't magically transform into a woman simply because he's declared that he's now a woman. Asserting otherwise belies a radical and fundamental difference in how you view truth and reality.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Hypothetically, if I put a gun to your head and told you you have a choice between fricking Buck Angel or Bailey Jay, you'd choose Buck Angel because that would be the less gay option, right?
9 months ago
Anonymous
I don't know who any of those people are but if you violently attacked me like that I'd respond by attacking you in return and I wouldn't stop until one of us was dead.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, you seem real tough lol
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's not a matter of toughness. If your only argument in favor of this insane belief system is that you hypothetically might hold someone hostage at gunpoint to force them to accept it then obviously it can't stand on its own merits and it will only be adopted by those meek and submissive enough to submit to threats.
9 months ago
Anonymous
hypothetically should that anon spend any time engaging with a gay shit eating schizo who poses degenerate hypotheticals??
9 months ago
Anonymous
>buzzword buzzword buzzword
9 months ago
Anonymous
This deranged homosexual actually thought he was making some brilliant rhetorical point here
>a sketch on stuff being woke??? wtf this dude is a genius... >i bet there will be a sketch on cancel culture and microplastics, holy shit sam... i kneel
Thank you for your service, brave culture warrior.
you're talking about a comedian by the way
>"The Left"
Imagine still falling for that left - right bullshit.
Yeah, a comedy skit show should take care of that.
>NOOOOO!! You shouldn't be allowed to make fun of insane aspects of culture and politics because..... At the end of the day it won't be enough to actually change things alright!
Why is that? Did he give a reason why? Was he even being genuine?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Who knows with this autistic homosexual? If he actually believes any alt-right shit he should kill himself for blowing the best chance they'll ever have at a real platform.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>NOOOOOOO THE CHANCES OF AN ALT RIGHT PLATFORM ARE GONE
>Nick Mullen is the primary host of the podcast Cum Town
These cum town dudes are not really comedians so much as just dudes who tell stories or rehash old jokes for their re-purposed, previously existing podcast fanbase. That fat guy stravos started his stand up career with an hour long special, which is not really how you begin. that's embarrassingly out of touch with real comedians and what comedy means. they are basically just pumping up their own egos, and padding some artificial cred into their resumes.
Honestly though i guess it doesn't matter, they have their fans show up after all, and I can't imagine anything better than an audience full of what are essentially plants and devoted followers.
theyve been actively doing standup for like a decade each, and still do standup. the podcast was always low effort and still managed to be funny. stav sucks, he wants to play the part of comedian without being funny. i guess their audience are the brooklyn dirtbag left cool crowd or whatever and strivers who want to be in it
nice post, but unfortunately everything is a google search away dude. all they do is spew shit from their podcast or do little in-jokes for their imported fanbase. i have not laughed a single time watching either of their shit and i am known to be quite risible.
9 months ago
Anonymous
That is the thing, though: Nick he's doing a special; Adam is doing a special, Sam is doing the show. All overdue projects—if this were a library, I would cut their cards. A lot is riding on these projects being good. these bucks have a tall mountain to climb if it isn't lol
a final clip, apparently a large portion of their audience are children who know them from youtube.
the skibidi toilet guy or minecraft lore youtubers should do standup and call themselves legitimate comedians next.
Did you guys know a few weeks after /ftl/ got moved some guy printed a mask of Josie's (ex?)bf and said he would meet her wearing it? I stopped going there shortly after that. Perhaps the most deranged mentally ill general on this site.
Some loser mde fan did in fact show up to some anime con she was at to try to woo her, and then give her "life advice" about being an eceleb and successful that he apparently learned from Sam Hyde lol.
I would be embarrassed as frick to be within 100 ft of the MDE/Sam fandom in 2023. Exposed as a bunch of fat slob loser simps.
I don't even know who Marky is you obsessed freak. MDE fans really are unhinged.
9 months ago
Anonymous
If you want to kvetch about the evil right wing Trump supporter why dont you just add MDE to the filters or go back to plebbit instead of being a whiny b***h?
no andrew ruse so its gonna suck. he was the secret talent that made old MDE great, also Charls wrote most of the old, classic sketches
Charles and Erik are back though
9 months ago
Anonymous
I never said anything about Trump and afaik Sam jumped off the Trump train years ago and hasn't said anything about him. But then again you and people like you are mentally ill freaks that unironically try to summon tulpas of e-prostitutes put out by Sam lol. If Josie told you to cut your dick of you probably would.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>charls is back
Don't frick with me, anon.
Charls coming back is literally the only possible way that Sam could convince me to watch his shit again.
9 months ago
Anonymous
He actually is back.
9 months ago
Anonymous
from everything I've seen he's just an actor this time around, he had 0 creative involvement in writing and got pressured into coming on by his wife.
9 months ago
Anonymous
The only reason Charls came back is because it was the only way to make people forget about his meltdown. He so obviously still hates Sam that it's uncomfortable whenever they interact.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>his meltdown
QRD?
I lost track of all of them years ago.
9 months ago
Anonymous
He got drunk in Turkey and streamed himself ranting and crying for like 2 hours. A lot of ranting about Sam, saying he's a homosexual, blaming Sam for people's lives being ruined, a suicide etc.
Charles is a legit schizo, and very artsy fartsy. Doesnt mesh with Sam putting politics over money.
Nick doesnt give a shit and is just along for the ride.
Nick has proven he was/is the best of the three with the livestreams imo. Not that he wasnt in the running or anything, just officially sealed the deal.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Nick has proven he was/is the best of the three with the livestreams imo
he's great, unfortunately that moron who sits next to him instead of Jet can barely even read donations so i just turn it off, as much as i don't like Jet and his band of zoomers, he was a hundred times better on the livestream than whoever the guy is now, or was idk if they switched it again
sorry Chris im sure you are a good guy but you arent as good as Jet at pacing the stream or... uh, reading basic words
9 months ago
Anonymous
Just like a month before he came back he went on an hour long rant about how much he hates Sam.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I think he got threatened with a lawsuit. He joined wp2 like two days after the incident.
9 months ago
Anonymous
I think he got paid off by Sam who is flying economy after years of "so much money" LARP
9 months ago
Anonymous
>I think he got threatened with a lawsuit.
On what possible grounds? What contract has he breached? What IP has he stolen? What lawsuit could he be hit with by Sam that would stick?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>i'm suing you for calling me gay on the internet from Turkey
this is primo cope for "I paid off Charls to stop calling me gay"
9 months ago
Anonymous
Oh so it's a defamation/libel suit.
Charls would for sure win but I think Sam might be able to drag it out a little and it would definitely lead to Charls getting harassed by Sam's Swifties.
What I gather from this thread is that Charls' face is back but Charls himself is certainly not and I have no reason to care about WP2.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Oh so it's a defamation/libel suit.
If it's really about Charls it's almost certainly an NDA on the payoff
9 months ago
Anonymous
>his meltdown
QRD?
I lost track of all of them years ago.
I think he got threatened with a lawsuit. He joined wp2 like two days after the incident.
sam is under the the table in that gif doing his best " convincing "
9 months ago
Anonymous
Why the frick doesnt he shave his hair. He looks terrible
9 months ago
Anonymous
Dude Charls and Sam squashed the beef a while ago. He's back and it's gonna be kino
Fish tank was so fricking bad it's the first thing of Sam's i've seen that's been unwatchable. On paper a "Sam Hyde Reality Show™" sounds like a great idea, but in execution a 24/7 stream where a bunch of randoms are sitting on a couch, standing around sitting on a couch. Sitting down in the lounge room, everyone standing at the counter or sitting down at the counter. Sam had to show up in a costume every few days to keep it interesting.
What a dumb fricking idea you'd have to be some kind of terminally online troony to follow it and keep the stream open for hours on end watching complete randoms sleeping because BASED SAM HYDE™ IS ASSOCIATED
The worst part about Fishtank is they barely even tried to pretend it was legitimate. Multiple contestants had phones, they had the most obvious plant of all time, and the whole thing was rigged in favour of the autistic girl because she generated the most money.
millennials are moronic and stagnant, like sam. cant think of anything new or original. last interesting thing muttlennials did was the hipster phenomenon of the late 00's and early 10's, unironically.
I like Sam Hyde, I think he's funny. Honestly, Tim Heidecker is funnier though. Tim Heidecker is actually funny enough to merit making money from his endeavors. Politically, I disagree with Tim Heidecker and I'm more in line with Sam Hyde, but that isn't the criteria on which I base my enjoyment of comedy.
Although I sympathize with Sam Hyde for being cancelled because of Tim Heidecker, I honestly don't care and don't let that fact inform my preference between Tim and Sam (I prefer Tim) because it's irrelevant
sam is funnier off the cuff
tim is a MUCH better writer
sam can make some neat graphics and write like Nick Land but thats about it prepared content wise. He is fricking terrible as creating anything with a coherent beginning middle and end, payoffs, anything with a subtle message (or even an overt one delivered cleverly), he just sucks at writing
>tim is a MUCH better writer
Are you moronic? "Lol so randumb" and "le silly noises" impresses you this much? You're a fricking idiot. Idc about Sam btw, but saying Tim is good writer is ridiculous.
Despite what you guys think of Sam, he won't be around in a significant way in the future unless he actually produces real stuff; online videos of him pontificating about society don't count. They did some World Peace and now they're doing more. That will bring them to the level of the two seasons of Tom Goes To The Mayor, and that's generous considering episode count and running time.
Absolutely Productions has DOZENS of projects under its belt. Shows that aired on network, sold DVDs, are still streaming on multiple platforms.
World Peace 1 was years ago. MDE had some cool shit but it's mainly just a youtube thing. We all hope Sam and gang succeeds because they were doing something kind of original with a slightly distinct voice, but there's really no comparison. Tim keeps slaying with the On Cinema universe and its many spin-offs be they shows, albums, or movies. His Office Hours Live has done amazing parodies of Joe Rogan's podcast and Bill Maher's, and is otherwise a consistent show with celebrity guests that anyone can call in and talk to them. Tim's appeared in a frickton of Hollywood movies too. He doesn't engage in silly clickbait shit like boxing other F-list celebrities to try and remain relevant until something real comes along. Sam Hyde has done some hilarious shit. I love Officer Maggot and Peanut Arbuckle. I hope he does more. But he's in no way on par or even operating within the same universe as Tim Heidecker. Not slamming Sam. Those are just the facts.
Sam hasn't actually created anything in years. He stopped making art so that he could become a ghetto Jordan Peterson and also rant about how he hates absolutely everything in life with the worst, most moronic takes on earth to back it up. He basically turned into Pepe the frog.
Tbqh, I think Nick is funnier than Sam
Both are, sadly, miles ahead of the group of wiggers they brought on to edit their videos and moderate their streams for them, presumably because these were the cheapest possible people they could hire
Hey Tim, why are you trying to hold On Cinema hostage? It's not good enough to pay for, but as free entertainment it's great for playing in the background
>crinkles face in every picture
what kind of facial expression is this homosexual trying to achieve? looks like he's taking a shit every fricking time.
taking any happy looking picture = soi, if you want to take a picture of yourself you have to either look pissed off or super wacky overdone ironic soi
Did the markygay 41 himself? I'm noticing a distinct lack of the simp posting the same pic 100s of times over and crying that his favorite e-girl took it up the ass.
I never said anything about Trump and afaik Sam jumped off the Trump train years ago and hasn't said anything about him. But then again you and people like you are mentally ill freaks that unironically try to summon tulpas of e-prostitutes put out by Sam lol. If Josie told you to cut your dick of you probably would.
You can copypaste one post about some random e-prostitute you don't care about and Sam fans would assbleed about "markygay" for the rest of the thread.
rumored cast (got this from their official discord) >Rocco Botte >Garrett Hunter >Will Sasso >Andrew Callaghan >Emily Youcis >Epic Meal Time >LeafyIsHere >Nick Fuentes >Destiny >Hack The Movies >Justin Silverman >James Rolfe >Gregg Turkington
I'm surprised they're keeping Harley (EMT) after he threw them under the bus for creator clash 2
Also I can't understand how Sam is friends with Destiny. The two dudes seem like elemental opposites
Harley is a has-been early YouTuber known for epic mealtime
Despite being israeli, he accepted boxing coaching from Sam ‘the Butcher of Poland’ Hyde and they got along well and made a pretty fine boxing vlog for a bit
Destiny is a has-been StarCraft playing dwarf in an open relationship. He became famous again for live-streaming ‘debates’ against ecelebs and developed a reputation for being a right winger because despite being a blue haired creature who agrees with all the tenants of liberalism he runs on outdated software and doesn’t pander to current-thing
None of this information will ever be useful to you and me knowing this all is a sign that I’ve wasted my youth
>Despite being israeli, he accepted boxing coaching from Sam ‘the Butcher of Poland’ Hyde and they got along well and made a pretty fine boxing vlog for a bit
And then as soon as the 15 minutes of extra fame wore off he went back to calling anyone who associates with Sam Hyde a nazi and supported the blacklisting of another fighter from an event for being trained by Sam.
It's okay for him to be trained by Sam, but not anyone else.
>Emily Youcis
lol sure. She's an actual neo nazi now, married to the son of a guy who worked for William Luther Pierce. Sam cut ties with all white nationalists and nazi types years ago.
LOL, tell that to all of his Cinemaphile fanboys! They won't like being abandoned. But until he clearly states such a thing, they'll prefer to keep telling themselves he's just like them; antisemitic, n*gger-hating, Trump-loving, gay-bashing, gun-toting, bible-thumping, and a virgin.
>who the frick is Emily Youcis >google her name >one of the first results is an archive.org link with the title "Emily Youcis Running Naked in Slow Motion" >it's her in corpsepaint doing god knows what in the woods
lol
i remember the ugly b***h in this picture only from that video at magfest where she makes fun of the autistic guy asking oney a question. hate this gay pick-me prostitute
Sam already censored FTL, censors his youtube, and WP2 is probably gonna be watered down edgeless trash, where Sam's shills will come to Cinemaphile and /misc/ to blow every little politically incorrect angle of the sketches out of proportion to try to sell it to chuds.
>Sam's shills will come to Cinemaphile and /misc/ to blow every little politically incorrect angle of the sketches out of proportion to try to sell it to chuds
who all figured out Sam's israeli mother years ago and moved on
95 percent of current /ftl/ is still just Josie btw. The threads are real weird now. It's a mixture of worship and obsessed hatred. Speculating and dissecting on every aspect on her life. None of the discussion of the others come even close to what Josie has.
He can't, though. They freak out whenever there's a microscopic chance that she'll hang out with any of the zoomers. The freak outs last for days. She posted a TikTok in front of a white wall (she's getting good at protecting herself from stalkers) and they were unironically trying to find where she was based on the fricking white wall. Scary bunch, both worshippers and haters.
World Peace 2 will be mostly certified MDE fanart. The Be Nice To Me guy fricking sucks and the zoomers fricking suck, I can't imagine even the twitter orbiters praising it. Sam fricked up big time, Charls and Nick aren't going to save him this time. Charls seems so out of touch, Nick seems so fed up and old. Jet is a loser, Bic is a homosexual.
I just want to see charls stuff. Apparently he a huge backlog of stuff he wrote down over the years. Hopefully he had time to film those ideas considering he came in pretty late during production
Imagine not being aware that Sam Hyde represents the worst side of everything he criticizes. If in order to increase his net worth in 30% he needs to praise Marina Abramovich and wear shirts with satanic symbols, he would become an even cornier version of Anton Lavey
Hassan the pussy called the FBI didn't he? Was more concerned with his "alpha leftist" (lol) persona than fighting a nazi for charity, what a faker. I'll never understand why people simp for that Turk nepo-homosexual.
Nice cope. Hassan has already said he wouldn't fight him because it "gives HECKIN Nazis a platform" when KSI already did that, then he said it was because he had a sore back from his Uncle Chunk Yogurt fricking him too hard. israeliter should just drop the "alpha leftist" bullshit like his cringe self help Brofessor grift and go full NPC twink, he should be able to scam more money off of children then; for the revolution of course. Right xisters?
> >Nice cope. Hassan has already said he wouldn't fight him because it "gives HECKIN Nazis a platform" when KSI already did that, then he said it was because he had a sore back from his Uncle Chunk Yogurt fricking him too hard. israeliter should just drop the "alpha leftist" bullshit like his cringe self help Brofessor grift and go full NPC twink, he should be able to scam more money off of children then; for the revolution of course. Right xisters?
9 months ago
Anonymous
>pic rel
The last thing Edie saw as Sam went down on him
Would any of you still watch MDE if the visuals weren't the best in the industry? The japanese dude that works for Sam is literally the best, I hope he's being paid good. Frick the acephalic zoomers tho.
It's funny that if you watch the videos from Pomp&Clout portfolio you'll see how Sam is a homosexual loser who leeches on every talented person he's met. World Peace 1 aesthetics are 100% Pomp&Clout made, Sam probably just directed them or made small things here and there. >Post-2017 visuals are extremely dull imo.
That's probably because Sam relied on making extremely professional visual segments to compensate the lack of substance. Every HWD sketch post episode 2 is completely forgettabble, they're literally blank. He managed to get rid of the last breath of creativity he had around him (John Pelech). I really hope Chuck was able to use some of his own material for WP2, we'll notice an abyss in terms of quality between the sketches written by him and Nick and the ones written by Sam and the zoomers.
>Brett Gelman is persecuting me, it's annudah shoah!
Adult Swim definitely made the right decision. They have shows like... um... uh... that one show? And... um... that other show, I guess? And the anti-Drumpf stuff from 2016 really panned out well for them.
That gaming stream they did was very strange at points really off energy with them and they still havent realesed that pgl with charls & there's no ruse so I really dont know how it's going to work out. I found Charl's sudden return as an obvious sign that after the "meltdown" stream Sam offered up some money that beat doing twitter streams from his wifes parents house in kuwait. The entire situation is almost an mde sketch.
>The entire situation is almost an mde sketch.
I was MDE agnostic until Sam did the FTL ad here, the decline and fall of the organization and Sam's descent into homosexual self-parody is hyper metakino and a bit Kaufmanesque
but Kaufman also set out to do this on purpose and not because he was ignored by more popular streamers
I honestly think Sam went down the route he did for that reason but got lost in the chracter at some point probably the mix of roids rotting his brain & massive amounts of money via donations for some of the worst life advice around was the thing that did it
you want a pressure release valve
you think you don't but you do
refusing to concede small corners for people to ineffectually b***h aka "cope" about losing is not a viable strategy
It was pretty funny watching that turkish bathhouse rape baby squirm and remove all mentioning of the fight from his subreddit. Especially funny that after the incident he dropped interest in contact sports all together. One would have thought the webm of him tapping that punching bag would have been humiliating enough lol.
getting rich was probably the worst thing to happen to sam's creativity. cant wait to see some phoned in silly voices and screaming. maybe we'll even get some silly faces too
loved mde but those fricking zoomers are unbearable whenever they're on screen. no idea why sam still has them around. at the very least he should be smart about it and let them stay behind the scenes if hes hiring these guys for free/pennies. haven't watched anything from him since those cringe zoomers appeared.
>cannot pay 150k
i thought he was a bitcoin gorillionaire though and then fishtank made him another gorillion dollars despite having to beg some greek morons dad for money to make it
I might have to instigate the Sam Hyde IRS audit myself
Just a reminder that when charls had that mental breakdown in kuwait he told everyone on stream that sam was a powerbottom and i completely believe him
imageine being a grifter and being told to do unspeakable things just for money and power.
i hope the devil fricks all you degenerates with the force of a thousand suns , infidels.
the director guy is too good looking and vain to be a good director. yeah andy ruse was too to a degree... but he didn't wear tank tops with jeans and boots like this. this director is literally cosplaying as andy ruse and isn't as buff as him. additionally all the BTS stuff looks very derivative of WPs1. I'm afraid to have to call it right now, this probably won't be very good. sorry brothas
there's really nothing that can be done to get this shit off Cinemaphile is there? literally everyone agrees that it's off topic and doesn't belong here
who gives a shit. morons like bicflame are in every skit its gonna be fricking trash
this bicflame, joey, jetneptune are fricking aids homosexuals
Nah Joey is fine
i knew joey was hilarious the moment he said he saw some trivia on " imBD", and only sam noticed him say that.
I don't get it
It's funny because when you abuse benzos sometimes you, uh, like, say the wrong thing
>hes funny because hes stupid and said something wrong!!! lol!!! hahaahaha!!!!!!
fricking idiot
bicflame was supposed to be Charls' replacement as Sam's short handsome sidekick
Whooaaa wokeism is so bad
Go be a homosexual somewhere else
i want letty to choke on my dick as i cum down her throat
a sketch on stuff being woke??? wtf this dude is a genius...
i bet there will be a sketch on cancel culture and microplastics, holy shit sam... i kneel
yeah I wish everyone would just ignore all the insane ridiculous evil nonsense that the left is pushing. I wish they would just pretend it isn't happening. Everything would be so much better if those people just ignored everything that's happening and let us do it in peace.
Thank you for your service, brave culture warrior.
you enjoy taking it up the ass
So does Sam
Take me back.
You pretend that's not what both sides do 24/7 these days, disingenuous little worm
Stop arguing with people who only exist in your head, /misc/brain trash.
you're talking about a comedian by the way
yeah just ignore when a lot of workplace got this shit enforced
>"The Left"
Imagine still falling for that left - right bullshit.
sure let's just ignore that the left are the ones ubiquitously pushing this shit
>Hurrr ir the left"
Yep just a few more elections and im sure you will vote those evil lefties out for good. Let me guess Trump is going to jail them?
My god wake up you moron
I can tell you're israeli.
Statistically that's extremely unlikely. You guys thinks israelites are the answer to everything and anyone defending common sense or just not being a far-right, hateful prick is "israeli".
There are like 15 million israelites worldwide. The idea that anyone left of Marjorie Taylor Greene is israeli is just pure ignorance. I'm a white American and I'm vaccinated and I'll vote for Joe again. Not israeli, not trans, not trolling. Just a good lefty who gives no fricks that Cinemaphile is a sewer of shitty people. There are lots of us here, btw; it's just pretty futile to bother trying to stand up to all the schizo rednecks. 😉
yeah definitely israeli.
You might not be a israelite but you sure are a homosexual
You're speaking to Sam who's shitposting and larping, But you are right.
based Blue Dog democrat
You're goddamned right.
>fighting against your own economic interests to own the chuds
who the frick is ignoring this shit you moronic frick? im not even from america and all i hear from american right media is trannies this, groomers that, woke this, etc. etc. fricking ugly moron. that's all you guys talk about.
Work on your reading comprehension.
americans are extremely immature people and despite our best efforts, these savages refuse to learn. its tragic, really.
Yeah, a comedy skit show should take care of that.
Yeah, because it points out how ridiculous it is.
If you still don't understand how influential media is at this point there's really nothing left to say except that you're too fricking dumb to be allowed to participate in society.
It's one extreme to ignore it and another to be relentlessly obsessed with it to where it infiltrates every waking thought you have
>dude just ignore it lol
have a nice day
Try to browse the internet outside of Cinemaphile without seeing a single gay flag for just one day and only then we can talk about obsession.
>evil nonsense like.. basic human rights
woah
such as?
They never can answer that
Trans rights, black rights, etc etc
Can you give a specific list of trans rights
Be as all encompassing as possible
Once we have a clear set of goals, we’ll be much more likely to achieve them
vague slogans result in a total lack of progress despite functioning very well as activist messaging - were all serious men here, so we ought to be clear exactly what these ‘trans rights’ are
access to children
>enslaving others is basic human rights
lmao you people are objectively evil
You don't have the right to throw others in prison for midgendering you.
>human
Access to White people and their wealth is not a human right you homosexual communist troony.
Yes
This. Cowards hide their fear of modernity by pretending to be normal and common sensical. It doesn't matter if they are normal and common sensical, in their heart they know this to still be true. They're afraid.
Normies are getting increasingly fed up with it
How do I read this chart, what are the vectors with blue and green dots supposed to signify?
>help I didn't finish high school because my single mother let me abuse xanax
Oh I somehow missed that line. So pretty much everyone across the board is hardening their views on what has been known since the beginning of time. Hardening or the view itself becoming more popular. But, the polling itself is somewhat misleading, because 50 years ago, 1000 years ago before the psyop was deployed such a question would have been pure nonsense.
Single "families" seem like the biggest issue here tbh.
And yet the guy on the right would never ever even consider saying that men can't become women even if it would convince the guy on the left to come over to his side and support him on the economic issues that he's pretending to care about.
Caring about frivolous aesthetics to the exclusion of things that actually matter is a very typical of conservatives (morons), yes.
Transsexuals are the ones asserting that frivolous aesthetics override actual Truth. This is a very radical and dangerous assertion to make, not something that should be handwaved and swept under the rug.
It's a nonsense issue that is so minimal that the only people who care about it are actively seeking out trannies to engage with them, most likely because of their shame over jerking off to troony porn, or having hired troony prostitutes. All other claims are paranoid schizo rambling conspiracy theories.
Claiming that your arbitrary feelings override objective truth is not minimal or trivial. Especially not when you're actively leveraging institutional power to coerce people into playing along with these delusions. A man in a dress isn't a woman. This isn't my opinion, it's a physical fact. A man doesn't magically transform into a woman simply because he's declared that he's now a woman. Asserting otherwise belies a radical and fundamental difference in how you view truth and reality.
Hypothetically, if I put a gun to your head and told you you have a choice between fricking Buck Angel or Bailey Jay, you'd choose Buck Angel because that would be the less gay option, right?
I don't know who any of those people are but if you violently attacked me like that I'd respond by attacking you in return and I wouldn't stop until one of us was dead.
Yeah, you seem real tough lol
It's not a matter of toughness. If your only argument in favor of this insane belief system is that you hypothetically might hold someone hostage at gunpoint to force them to accept it then obviously it can't stand on its own merits and it will only be adopted by those meek and submissive enough to submit to threats.
hypothetically should that anon spend any time engaging with a gay shit eating schizo who poses degenerate hypotheticals??
>buzzword buzzword buzzword
This deranged homosexual actually thought he was making some brilliant rhetorical point here
>sex and chromosomes are frivolous aesthetics now
lmfao good one sir
>Muh left right paradigm
Shut up moron
I'm literally never exposed to leftism except when Cinemaphile demands I seethe about it.
Then you do nothing but browse Cinemaphile all day.
No, the thing is, I go outside where people's lives aren't dictated by e-drama, you spastic.
Thats a lot of cope in the replies
>a sketch on stuff being woke??? wtf this dude is a genius...
>i bet there will be a sketch on cancel culture and microplastics, holy shit sam... i kneel
>NOOOOO!! You shouldn't be allowed to make fun of insane aspects of culture and politics because..... At the end of the day it won't be enough to actually change things alright!
The problem with Sam is that it's obvious he's insincere and just doing it for cashgrab purposes.
because this shit is played out. It's not 2016 anymore
i agree, it's 2023 and it is NOT okay to make fun of gay people
Sam openly admitted his anti-gay stand-up stunt was the one he regretted the most.
Why is that? Did he give a reason why? Was he even being genuine?
Who knows with this autistic homosexual? If he actually believes any alt-right shit he should kill himself for blowing the best chance they'll ever have at a real platform.
>NOOOOOOO THE CHANCES OF AN ALT RIGHT PLATFORM ARE GONE
he had sex with trans women
Yes, several posters in this thread agree it's not ok to make fun of Sam
>NOOOOO!! You shouldn't be allowed to make fun of a failed gay israeli eceleb with a trust fund
My all time favorite MDE double standard
I don't get it, no one's saying people shouldn't be allowed to make fun of you
>insane aspects of culture and politics
Name a single leftist "comedian" whose routine isn't entirely about drumpf.
nick mullen
>Nick Mullen is the primary host of the podcast Cum Town
These cum town dudes are not really comedians so much as just dudes who tell stories or rehash old jokes for their re-purposed, previously existing podcast fanbase. That fat guy stravos started his stand up career with an hour long special, which is not really how you begin. that's embarrassingly out of touch with real comedians and what comedy means. they are basically just pumping up their own egos, and padding some artificial cred into their resumes.
Honestly though i guess it doesn't matter, they have their fans show up after all, and I can't imagine anything better than an audience full of what are essentially plants and devoted followers.
theyve been actively doing standup for like a decade each, and still do standup. the podcast was always low effort and still managed to be funny. stav sucks, he wants to play the part of comedian without being funny. i guess their audience are the brooklyn dirtbag left cool crowd or whatever and strivers who want to be in it
nice post, but unfortunately everything is a google search away dude. all they do is spew shit from their podcast or do little in-jokes for their imported fanbase. i have not laughed a single time watching either of their shit and i am known to be quite risible.
That is the thing, though: Nick he's doing a special; Adam is doing a special, Sam is doing the show. All overdue projects—if this were a library, I would cut their cards. A lot is riding on these projects being good. these bucks have a tall mountain to climb if it isn't lol
a final clip, apparently a large portion of their audience are children who know them from youtube.
the skibidi toilet guy or minecraft lore youtubers should do standup and call themselves legitimate comedians next.
To be fair this is accurate, but he only has one joke which is turning any old subject of conversation into the gay version of itself.
Name a single right wing comedian who's popular
>censor/deplatform any comedian that 'offends' the commies
>where are all the popular rw comedians
you're too stupid to function in society anon
New trailer dropped.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=o-YBDTqX_ZU
israelite
This is the MDE fanbase now:
https://archived.moe/bant/search/text/%22erm%20i%20love%20josie%22/
They're all mentally ill simps.
Did you guys know a few weeks after /ftl/ got moved some guy printed a mask of Josie's (ex?)bf and said he would meet her wearing it? I stopped going there shortly after that. Perhaps the most deranged mentally ill general on this site.
Some loser mde fan did in fact show up to some anime con she was at to try to woo her, and then give her "life advice" about being an eceleb and successful that he apparently learned from Sam Hyde lol.
I would be embarrassed as frick to be within 100 ft of the MDE/Sam fandom in 2023. Exposed as a bunch of fat slob loser simps.
Sorry that Sam popped your e-girl's cherry, troony
Josie will never be ur gf you fat freak.
Marky will never be ur gf, troony
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/_nXfThXTRmw2HOsimU9k6Q/
Also theres a 99.99% chance I am more fit than you
I don't even know who Marky is you obsessed freak. MDE fans really are unhinged.
If you want to kvetch about the evil right wing Trump supporter why dont you just add MDE to the filters or go back to plebbit instead of being a whiny b***h?
Charles and Erik are back though
I never said anything about Trump and afaik Sam jumped off the Trump train years ago and hasn't said anything about him. But then again you and people like you are mentally ill freaks that unironically try to summon tulpas of e-prostitutes put out by Sam lol. If Josie told you to cut your dick of you probably would.
>charls is back
Don't frick with me, anon.
Charls coming back is literally the only possible way that Sam could convince me to watch his shit again.
He actually is back.
from everything I've seen he's just an actor this time around, he had 0 creative involvement in writing and got pressured into coming on by his wife.
The only reason Charls came back is because it was the only way to make people forget about his meltdown. He so obviously still hates Sam that it's uncomfortable whenever they interact.
>his meltdown
QRD?
I lost track of all of them years ago.
He got drunk in Turkey and streamed himself ranting and crying for like 2 hours. A lot of ranting about Sam, saying he's a homosexual, blaming Sam for people's lives being ruined, a suicide etc.
https://archive.org/details/charlscarrolshizomeltdown
Charles is a legit schizo, and very artsy fartsy. Doesnt mesh with Sam putting politics over money.
Nick doesnt give a shit and is just along for the ride.
Nick has proven he was/is the best of the three with the livestreams imo. Not that he wasnt in the running or anything, just officially sealed the deal.
>Nick has proven he was/is the best of the three with the livestreams imo
he's great, unfortunately that moron who sits next to him instead of Jet can barely even read donations so i just turn it off, as much as i don't like Jet and his band of zoomers, he was a hundred times better on the livestream than whoever the guy is now, or was idk if they switched it again
Hey, that's Chrissy Lynch you're talking about, buddy.
sorry Chris im sure you are a good guy but you arent as good as Jet at pacing the stream or... uh, reading basic words
Just like a month before he came back he went on an hour long rant about how much he hates Sam.
I think he got threatened with a lawsuit. He joined wp2 like two days after the incident.
I think he got paid off by Sam who is flying economy after years of "so much money" LARP
>I think he got threatened with a lawsuit.
On what possible grounds? What contract has he breached? What IP has he stolen? What lawsuit could he be hit with by Sam that would stick?
>i'm suing you for calling me gay on the internet from Turkey
this is primo cope for "I paid off Charls to stop calling me gay"
Oh so it's a defamation/libel suit.
Charls would for sure win but I think Sam might be able to drag it out a little and it would definitely lead to Charls getting harassed by Sam's Swifties.
What I gather from this thread is that Charls' face is back but Charls himself is certainly not and I have no reason to care about WP2.
>Oh so it's a defamation/libel suit.
If it's really about Charls it's almost certainly an NDA on the payoff
sam is under the the table in that gif doing his best " convincing "
Why the frick doesnt he shave his hair. He looks terrible
Dude Charls and Sam squashed the beef a while ago. He's back and it's gonna be kino
>3700 posts
dear oh dear..
this is a very ugly woman too, what's the appeal?
she fakes having autism and for some reason that gives sweaty MDE fans massive hardons
Fish tank was so fricking bad it's the first thing of Sam's i've seen that's been unwatchable. On paper a "Sam Hyde Reality Show™" sounds like a great idea, but in execution a 24/7 stream where a bunch of randoms are sitting on a couch, standing around sitting on a couch. Sitting down in the lounge room, everyone standing at the counter or sitting down at the counter. Sam had to show up in a costume every few days to keep it interesting.
What a dumb fricking idea you'd have to be some kind of terminally online troony to follow it and keep the stream open for hours on end watching complete randoms sleeping because BASED SAM HYDE™ IS ASSOCIATED
The worst part about Fishtank is they barely even tried to pretend it was legitimate. Multiple contestants had phones, they had the most obvious plant of all time, and the whole thing was rigged in favour of the autistic girl because she generated the most money.
I knew the stream would be bad but I thought for sure it would be edited into Big Brother style episodes and.... nothing?
Jet is an idiot.
You’ve never accomplished anything in your life
newsflash: being some eceleb's mentally ill wienergolem isn't exactly an accomplishment either
erm, I love Josie
When did the fanbase turn into such homosexuals? It must have happened some time before FTL but I can't pinpoint it.
When Sam became a life advice guru for losers and hyper focused on grifting instead of being funny I'd say.
Makes sense. I didn't follow the zoomer sidekick era much.
Since r/milliondollarextreme
too many zoomers, it should be old homies only
millennials are moronic and stagnant, like sam. cant think of anything new or original. last interesting thing muttlennials did was the hipster phenomenon of the late 00's and early 10's, unironically.
I like Sam Hyde, I think he's funny. Honestly, Tim Heidecker is funnier though. Tim Heidecker is actually funny enough to merit making money from his endeavors. Politically, I disagree with Tim Heidecker and I'm more in line with Sam Hyde, but that isn't the criteria on which I base my enjoyment of comedy.
Although I sympathize with Sam Hyde for being cancelled because of Tim Heidecker, I honestly don't care and don't let that fact inform my preference between Tim and Sam (I prefer Tim) because it's irrelevant
sam is funnier off the cuff
tim is a MUCH better writer
sam can make some neat graphics and write like Nick Land but thats about it prepared content wise. He is fricking terrible as creating anything with a coherent beginning middle and end, payoffs, anything with a subtle message (or even an overt one delivered cleverly), he just sucks at writing
>tim is a MUCH better writer
Are you moronic? "Lol so randumb" and "le silly noises" impresses you this much? You're a fricking idiot. Idc about Sam btw, but saying Tim is good writer is ridiculous.
Sam vs Tim is the debate of our generation. It probably what both will be remembered for in a century
Despite what you guys think of Sam, he won't be around in a significant way in the future unless he actually produces real stuff; online videos of him pontificating about society don't count. They did some World Peace and now they're doing more. That will bring them to the level of the two seasons of Tom Goes To The Mayor, and that's generous considering episode count and running time.
Absolutely Productions has DOZENS of projects under its belt. Shows that aired on network, sold DVDs, are still streaming on multiple platforms.
World Peace 1 was years ago. MDE had some cool shit but it's mainly just a youtube thing. We all hope Sam and gang succeeds because they were doing something kind of original with a slightly distinct voice, but there's really no comparison. Tim keeps slaying with the On Cinema universe and its many spin-offs be they shows, albums, or movies. His Office Hours Live has done amazing parodies of Joe Rogan's podcast and Bill Maher's, and is otherwise a consistent show with celebrity guests that anyone can call in and talk to them. Tim's appeared in a frickton of Hollywood movies too. He doesn't engage in silly clickbait shit like boxing other F-list celebrities to try and remain relevant until something real comes along. Sam Hyde has done some hilarious shit. I love Officer Maggot and Peanut Arbuckle. I hope he does more. But he's in no way on par or even operating within the same universe as Tim Heidecker. Not slamming Sam. Those are just the facts.
Sam hasn't actually created anything in years. He stopped making art so that he could become a ghetto Jordan Peterson and also rant about how he hates absolutely everything in life with the worst, most moronic takes on earth to back it up. He basically turned into Pepe the frog.
Tbqh, I think Nick is funnier than Sam
Both are, sadly, miles ahead of the group of wiggers they brought on to edit their videos and moderate their streams for them, presumably because these were the cheapest possible people they could hire
Hey Tim, why are you trying to hold On Cinema hostage? It's not good enough to pay for, but as free entertainment it's great for playing in the background
no one gives a frick, theres like 3 loud mouthy homosexuals on this board who just circle post sam 'homosexual' hyde
shut the frick up already
no andrew ruse so its gonna suck. he was the secret talent that made old MDE great, also Charls wrote most of the old, classic sketches
cool spacing
They stole all your money and ran off with it. These "behind the scenes photos" are just AI generated pics
>crinkles face in every picture
what kind of facial expression is this homosexual trying to achieve? looks like he's taking a shit every fricking time.
taking any happy looking picture = soi, if you want to take a picture of yourself you have to either look pissed off or super wacky overdone ironic soi
take a hot iron between your eyebrows you face crinkling frick.
>Looking gross and doing disgusting shit is..LE FUNNY
Did the markygay 41 himself? I'm noticing a distinct lack of the simp posting the same pic 100s of times over and crying that his favorite e-girl took it up the ass.
look in the mirror
>le epic r4nd0m circle glasses chud
Here is an update: it's fricking gay
>meanwhile on x
who cares about that schizo but why is that allowed on israelitetube
Kekked and checked
Dont care, Sam is funny
sams busy wasting money on supercars
he's putting that simp plushie money from ftl to good use I guess
That car sounds like shit but reading up on them it's a pretty neat ride
You can copypaste one post about some random e-prostitute you don't care about and Sam fans would assbleed about "markygay" for the rest of the thread.
>the second place got money too
Fish tank was a wash
Runner ups always get a prize in these shows anon
>Dont care, Sam is funny
Post your arms, troony
rumored cast (got this from their official discord)
>Rocco Botte
>Garrett Hunter
>Will Sasso
>Andrew Callaghan
>Emily Youcis
>Epic Meal Time
>LeafyIsHere
>Nick Fuentes
>Destiny
>Hack The Movies
>Justin Silverman
>James Rolfe
>Gregg Turkington
>no andy dick
dropped
>greg turkington
That is how you KNOW that list is fake.
Screencapling anyway just incase.
James Rolfe wouldn't touch this shit with a ten foot pole. It'd be career suicide.
I'm surprised they're keeping Harley (EMT) after he threw them under the bus for creator clash 2
Also I can't understand how Sam is friends with Destiny. The two dudes seem like elemental opposites
>The two dudes seem like elemental opposites
They're grifters, two sides of the same coin. Him and Hasan are the same in that respect as well.
Which ones are Harley and Destiny?
Harley is a has-been early YouTuber known for epic mealtime
Despite being israeli, he accepted boxing coaching from Sam ‘the Butcher of Poland’ Hyde and they got along well and made a pretty fine boxing vlog for a bit
Destiny is a has-been StarCraft playing dwarf in an open relationship. He became famous again for live-streaming ‘debates’ against ecelebs and developed a reputation for being a right winger because despite being a blue haired creature who agrees with all the tenants of liberalism he runs on outdated software and doesn’t pander to current-thing
None of this information will ever be useful to you and me knowing this all is a sign that I’ve wasted my youth
>Despite being israeli, he accepted boxing coaching from Sam ‘the Butcher of Poland’ Hyde and they got along well and made a pretty fine boxing vlog for a bit
And then as soon as the 15 minutes of extra fame wore off he went back to calling anyone who associates with Sam Hyde a nazi and supported the blacklisting of another fighter from an event for being trained by Sam.
It's okay for him to be trained by Sam, but not anyone else.
The truth is that he will never confront Sam because he's scared shitless of the middle aged obese gay man
>threw them under the bus
he was just speaking facts. Quit taking shit so personal
>Epic Meal Time
Well NOW you have my attention!!!!! This is going to be high quality for sure!!
>Emily Youcis
lol sure. She's an actual neo nazi now, married to the son of a guy who worked for William Luther Pierce. Sam cut ties with all white nationalists and nazi types years ago.
LOL, tell that to all of his Cinemaphile fanboys! They won't like being abandoned. But until he clearly states such a thing, they'll prefer to keep telling themselves he's just like them; antisemitic, n*gger-hating, Trump-loving, gay-bashing, gun-toting, bible-thumping, and a virgin.
>actual neo nazi
The problem is more that she's insane.
Sam has no problem associating with insane people. If he did he wouldn't involve Charls and a gaggle of substance abusing wiggers.
>who the frick is Emily Youcis
>google her name
>one of the first results is an archive.org link with the title "Emily Youcis Running Naked in Slow Motion"
>it's her in corpsepaint doing god knows what in the woods
lol
>married to the son of a guy who worked for William Luther Pierce
That would be NJP founding member Warren Balogh.
>Rocco
Has to be a joke. Mega 64 are all turbohomosexuals these days
Who knows. I've met the mega64 guys and spoken to them from time to time. Specifically I asked Garrett about working with mde and he was interested.
Unboxing ring was Rocco's best work
Tim heidecker saw this and used the idea for on cinena
Garrett is based but Rocco needs to appeal to 18 year old girls so he won't do it
With special guest, kanye west
As "black president played by dave chappel"
Anybody got that Rape Me song Emily You is did?
>No B.G Kumbi
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNND, dropped!
i remember the ugly b***h in this picture only from that video at magfest where she makes fun of the autistic guy asking oney a question. hate this gay pick-me prostitute
can't wait for the sneed reference that sam hinted at
its going to be dogshit
This.
Everyone has moved on. If it was actually fresh and original, they wouldn't be calling it World Peace 2.
Sam peaked with his mirror skits.
he misses much more than he hits
pretty sloppy
Sam Hyde died in late June. They're covering it up.
>MDE Mega 64 crossover
I have been dreaming about this for a decade kek. Lack of mention of Shaun makes me sad though.
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/ftl/ here
We're wondering if we can comeback for the weekly edited episodes next month?
stay in /bant/ with your toxic obsessions please
AIDS infested like Sam's prolapsed butthole
>We never had sex unless you count like thirty seconds of his dick in me sex
Is this b***h fricking moronic?
Lol, Sam Hyde had another man's penis in his mouth. The only penis I've ever had in my mouth is my own.
OY VEY I MEAN UH YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT YOU KVETCHING TROON??
>We never had sex unless you count the time that we had sex
>ya i fricked his face!
>'Sam Hyde fricks men and gets fricked by men' -Charls
im sure its all some big misunderstanding
>daily troons seething over Sam Hyde thread
It's Thursday, September 7th, 2023 and Sam Hyde still got facefricked by a troon.
>grrrr I hate all these homosexuals and their degenerate sodomy
>noooooooooo not Sam Hyde
>*pops a xanny*
INSANE ASPECTS OF CULTURE AND POLITICS
How would you react if season 2 is released via an actual streaming service and gets worse censorship than s1 got on Adult Swim?
Sam already censored FTL, censors his youtube, and WP2 is probably gonna be watered down edgeless trash, where Sam's shills will come to Cinemaphile and /misc/ to blow every little politically incorrect angle of the sketches out of proportion to try to sell it to chuds.
>Sam's shills will come to Cinemaphile and /misc/ to blow every little politically incorrect angle of the sketches out of proportion to try to sell it to chuds
who all figured out Sam's israeli mother years ago and moved on
95 percent of current /ftl/ is still just Josie btw. The threads are real weird now. It's a mixture of worship and obsessed hatred. Speculating and dissecting on every aspect on her life. None of the discussion of the others come even close to what Josie has.
if he managed to control the Josie Cult he could probably afford flying business instead of coach
He can't, though. They freak out whenever there's a microscopic chance that she'll hang out with any of the zoomers. The freak outs last for days. She posted a TikTok in front of a white wall (she's getting good at protecting herself from stalkers) and they were unironically trying to find where she was based on the fricking white wall. Scary bunch, both worshippers and haters.
World Peace 2 will be mostly certified MDE fanart. The Be Nice To Me guy fricking sucks and the zoomers fricking suck, I can't imagine even the twitter orbiters praising it. Sam fricked up big time, Charls and Nick aren't going to save him this time. Charls seems so out of touch, Nick seems so fed up and old. Jet is a loser, Bic is a homosexual.
The Reddit brigade has arrived
They organize on discord now
The salary for Reddit moderators wasn’t enough to pay the bills
I just want to see charls stuff. Apparently he a huge backlog of stuff he wrote down over the years. Hopefully he had time to film those ideas considering he came in pretty late during production
A fond memory i have is when my gf was following josie on fish tank to see what she was up to
Fond memory? Bro that was a month ago
me and my gf make memories almost every day
Imagine not being aware that Sam Hyde represents the worst side of everything he criticizes. If in order to increase his net worth in 30% he needs to praise Marina Abramovich and wear shirts with satanic symbols, he would become an even cornier version of Anton Lavey
Did he actually follow through on his promise and murder Hasan "in real life"? Or were those just empty threats?
Hassan the pussy called the FBI didn't he? Was more concerned with his "alpha leftist" (lol) persona than fighting a nazi for charity, what a faker. I'll never understand why people simp for that Turk nepo-homosexual.
>Sam made a threat and didn't follow through either
oopsie what a strong brave homosexual he is
1/10 only because there is a chance that you would actually beleive that someone saying they will kill you on Xbox live is a real threat.
>uh, um, its just jokes
>REEEEEEEEEE HASAN WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER MEEEEEEEEE
can't have it both ways, xanny wigger
Nice cope. Hassan has already said he wouldn't fight him because it "gives HECKIN Nazis a platform" when KSI already did that, then he said it was because he had a sore back from his Uncle Chunk Yogurt fricking him too hard. israeliter should just drop the "alpha leftist" bullshit like his cringe self help Brofessor grift and go full NPC twink, he should be able to scam more money off of children then; for the revolution of course. Right xisters?
>
>Nice cope. Hassan has already said he wouldn't fight him because it "gives HECKIN Nazis a platform" when KSI already did that, then he said it was because he had a sore back from his Uncle Chunk Yogurt fricking him too hard. israeliter should just drop the "alpha leftist" bullshit like his cringe self help Brofessor grift and go full NPC twink, he should be able to scam more money off of children then; for the revolution of course. Right xisters?
>pic rel
The last thing Edie saw as Sam went down on him
He's too busy being a cringy eceleb now. Soon he will be Sargon of Akkad tier
Sam Hyde is an e-celeb for people who claim to hate e-celebs
>e-celeb
He's kinda below an e-celeb. Nobody outside of Cinemaphile knows him.
>Sargon of Akkad tier
He'll become one of the most influential people in populist right-wing British politics?
From battling the feminist menace to teaming up with one.
WP2 is going to suck so fricking hard bros
Would any of you still watch MDE if the visuals weren't the best in the industry? The japanese dude that works for Sam is literally the best, I hope he's being paid good. Frick the acephalic zoomers tho.
They used to be the best back when Pomp&Clout guys were in charge of them.
Post-2017 visuals are extremely dull imo.
It's funny that if you watch the videos from Pomp&Clout portfolio you'll see how Sam is a homosexual loser who leeches on every talented person he's met. World Peace 1 aesthetics are 100% Pomp&Clout made, Sam probably just directed them or made small things here and there.
>Post-2017 visuals are extremely dull imo.
That's probably because Sam relied on making extremely professional visual segments to compensate the lack of substance. Every HWD sketch post episode 2 is completely forgettabble, they're literally blank. He managed to get rid of the last breath of creativity he had around him (John Pelech). I really hope Chuck was able to use some of his own material for WP2, we'll notice an abyss in terms of quality between the sketches written by him and Nick and the ones written by Sam and the zoomers.
>acephalic
Explain how this word makes sense in this context. How are Sam's zoomers "acephalic"?
Mindless golems, fentanyl seeking automatons
Calling them acephalic makes no sense. They have a leader; Sam.
Why is it that Sam Hyde threads always have posts that seem AI generated?
Because there are bots monitoring the catalogue for any mention of Sam Hyde which then go into action.
Same thing for TRS threads.
wow Sam certainly has the persecution complex of a israelite, are you certain he isn't?
Bots "defending hassans honour" aka protecting his alpha facade, if he loses that say goodbye to that 16yo girl money.
Does Sam really own the World Peace trademark? AS could sue his ass
UH OH
OH YES
It feels like fish tank happened last year or did it?
2023 I am forgotten
excited for it whenever it drops lets go i been paying for gumroad this whole time what even is on gumroad
Sam used to be so good looking. He knows this too which is why he laughs when he sees his reflection. He can't believe what he has become.
i want it to be good but given sams horrible output these past 6-7 years i doubt it will be
>Tim Heidecker is persecuting me, it's annudah shoah!
>Cartoon Network is persecuting me, it's annudah shoah!
>Charls is persecuting me, it's annudah shoah!
>iDubbbz is persecuting me, it's annudah shoah!
>Youtube algorithms are persecuting me, it's annudah shoah!
>Cinemaphile bots are persecuting me, it's annudah shoah!
>making up quotes about somebody you hate on the internet
Why?
>Brett Gelman is persecuting me, it's annudah shoah!
Adult Swim definitely made the right decision. They have shows like... um... uh... that one show? And... um... that other show, I guess? And the anti-Drumpf stuff from 2016 really panned out well for them.
That gaming stream they did was very strange at points really off energy with them and they still havent realesed that pgl with charls & there's no ruse so I really dont know how it's going to work out. I found Charl's sudden return as an obvious sign that after the "meltdown" stream Sam offered up some money that beat doing twitter streams from his wifes parents house in kuwait. The entire situation is almost an mde sketch.
>The entire situation is almost an mde sketch.
I was MDE agnostic until Sam did the FTL ad here, the decline and fall of the organization and Sam's descent into homosexual self-parody is hyper metakino and a bit Kaufmanesque
but Kaufman also set out to do this on purpose and not because he was ignored by more popular streamers
I honestly think Sam went down the route he did for that reason but got lost in the chracter at some point probably the mix of roids rotting his brain & massive amounts of money via donations for some of the worst life advice around was the thing that did it
Mullen said on Monday TAFS that they had finished filming.
you want a pressure release valve
you think you don't but you do
refusing to concede small corners for people to ineffectually b***h aka "cope" about losing is not a viable strategy
needs andrew ruse
>he thinks Hasan posting is bots when it's low hanging fruit to troll the xanny wiggers
ANNUDAH SHOAH
It was pretty funny watching that turkish bathhouse rape baby squirm and remove all mentioning of the fight from his subreddit. Especially funny that after the incident he dropped interest in contact sports all together. One would have thought the webm of him tapping that punching bag would have been humiliating enough lol.
>it’s a leftist performatively uses no-no words on Cinemaphile in a failed attempt to obfuscate what he’s doing.
Many such cases.
Nick Mullen said on a podcast the other day that he heard production wrapped
>i need a laugh track to tell me what's funny
lol
getting rich was probably the worst thing to happen to sam's creativity. cant wait to see some phoned in silly voices and screaming. maybe we'll even get some silly faces too
he hasn't been funny, end of
loved mde but those fricking zoomers are unbearable whenever they're on screen. no idea why sam still has them around. at the very least he should be smart about it and let them stay behind the scenes if hes hiring these guys for free/pennies. haven't watched anything from him since those cringe zoomers appeared.
He said a couple years back that no one his age wants to talk to him.
In his own words anyone who is willing to work with him is a loser unless they're too young to know better
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>cannot pay 150k
i thought he was a bitcoin gorillionaire though and then fishtank made him another gorillion dollars despite having to beg some greek morons dad for money to make it
I might have to instigate the Sam Hyde IRS audit myself
I don't find Nick Rochefort funny at all. Sam is hilarious but it feels like Nick is only there because they're friends
It's the opposite for me
Just a reminder that when charls had that mental breakdown in kuwait he told everyone on stream that sam was a powerbottom and i completely believe him
imageine being a grifter and being told to do unspeakable things just for money and power.
i hope the devil fricks all you degenerates with the force of a thousand suns , infidels.
the director guy is too good looking and vain to be a good director. yeah andy ruse was too to a degree... but he didn't wear tank tops with jeans and boots like this. this director is literally cosplaying as andy ruse and isn't as buff as him. additionally all the BTS stuff looks very derivative of WPs1. I'm afraid to have to call it right now, this probably won't be very good. sorry brothas
really weird gay post lol
lol are you the director?
damn i wish, he seems really hot, talented, and rich
Sam Hyde is so fricking ugly it hurts
what are you? A 13 year old girl? who cares?
Sam pls
Nothing like an MDE thread to bring out the troony discord spam force.
Theyre from the MDE discord
better luck not having Cinemaphile shit all over your gay israelite eceleb next thread MDEtroons
there's really nothing that can be done to get this shit off Cinemaphile is there? literally everyone agrees that it's off topic and doesn't belong here
>literally everyone agrees
Not me, making your post objectively incorrect.