Maybe she has an interesting life story and we’ve just never heard about it? Otherwise, it’s just gonna be >attractive woman plays tennis >gets hyped up for being attractive >isn’t actually that good at tennis
Weird casting, usually in Hollywood they cast actresses that are much prettier than the real life person they’re portraying. In this case, Maria is 10 times hotter than any actress hag they could cast. Margot Robbie would probably be the closest.
Frick I hate Anya Taylor-Joy so fricking much
She's getting constant fricking roles, is this normal?
WHY ARE THEY GIVING HER SO FRICKING MUCH?
What happened to giving POC actors roles? Why is a blonde white woman being given everything?
What about that other sexy tennis b***h? Name is like Kim or Ann?
She used to frick Enrique Engalasis. I frickin know that, but not her name? Maybe I am a homosexual. She was hotter than OP's girl and she did Maxim and shit, begging guys to cum.
Fricking hell she's a demigoness.
Tallrr than men uberstacies look absolutely inhuman in real life, the take your breath away when in their presence.
It's something most men will never experienced but when you do you'll never forget it.
It's not even Lust but sheer awe of magnificence.
I wager this is how women feel when meeting s chad
everything about this is so weird
who the frick wants a biopic of sharapova?
was her life interesting?
also anya is such a miscast,was she casted because she can make funny accents?
>sports movie
yawn
They look nothing alike
>biopic movie about maria sharapova
why though
Maybe she has an interesting life story and we’ve just never heard about it? Otherwise, it’s just gonna be
>attractive woman plays tennis
>gets hyped up for being attractive
>isn’t actually that good at tennis
Weird casting, usually in Hollywood they cast actresses that are much prettier than the real life person they’re portraying. In this case, Maria is 10 times hotter than any actress hag they could cast. Margot Robbie would probably be the closest.
>ywn get to see Margot Robbie do the little move where they pull the tennis ball out of the secret pocket before their serve
Just fricking kill me
>ywn hear Margot Robbie moaning as she hits the ball
Y even live bros ?
>Yes, yes nobody will know that we've cast an 8 to play a 10
*5 to play a 7
Does this mean she's finally gonna put weight back on?
> Russian
OH NO NO NO
>movie ends with her dying to a HIMAR attack in Ukraine while commiting war crimes
I'm literally crying right now, it's going to be so moving.
>another bomb
Just show us breasts, but put back on some weight first.
>biopic
No. They all fricking suck ass.
Will she play tennis and go pyeeeooooooooww!!! after every hit like Sharapova?
God I hope
box office poison
t. incel seething because shes married now
ynbaw
María Bros?
why would anya agree to play such a bigot?
You must disavow
She must disavow
Do you disavow?
Are you disavowing yet?
Why hasn't she disavowed?
>remember that tennis b***h that was kinda hot?
>Kournikova?
>nah the other one
>time for a biopic
Holy fricking snooze. She needs to fire her agents.
>kinda
Anna. Decent at tennis and she was something to look at.
Damn, sharapova mogs her so hard it's not even funny
Frick I hate Anya Taylor-Joy so fricking much
She's getting constant fricking roles, is this normal?
WHY ARE THEY GIVING HER SO FRICKING MUCH?
What happened to giving POC actors roles? Why is a blonde white woman being given everything?
it’s a psyop to get us used to seeing alien faces, getting us ready for the inevitable invasion and human-alien rape babies
She's latina fricking bigot chudcel
He is not natural blonde, and his skin not really white, everything in her is artificial
>it’s a pretty wild one
>biopic about a mediocre female sport star who was only noticed for having a nice ass
Wow, really fricking wild.
>5 grand slams
>mediocre
you're definitely out of her league, you coping autist
Dude I could eat six grand slams without breaking a sweat.
How fricking fat are you slobs?
>way less hot than Sharapova
>nowhere near athletic enough to make the movie believable
Frick this alien bawd, keep her in tv shows she's box office poison
I’m pretty sure the concept itself is a way more deadly box office poison.
Anya Taylor-Joy will play Maria Sharapova
the Williams sisters will be played by Precious and Lizzo
Zelensky wants to genocide this
Nice try Ivan.
Now go and get HIMARS'ed.
I wonder where this photo was taken. Looks comfy.
>chess
>tennis
is there anything she can't do?
>5'6" playing 6'2"
Huge part of Sharapova's game was her size and reach. Was Debicki not available?
Height is pretty irrelevant on film. Why would you possibly care about this anyways? It’s a fricking womens sport biopic.
Just tired of Anya in everything 🙂
Dunc 2? I can't keep up. Are we pro or anti Pugh on this board?
>Humanoid sloth from South America gets new role.
Bruh Maria is hot. My sister caught me beating off to her when I was young. Anya looks like an alien.
Was your sister aroused?
What about that other sexy tennis b***h? Name is like Kim or Ann?
She used to frick Enrique Engalasis. I frickin know that, but not her name? Maybe I am a homosexual. She was hotter than OP's girl and she did Maxim and shit, begging guys to cum.
It was a better time.
Anna kournikova or something
it should've been her
she’s fricking 5 foot zero with a chubby body type, Sharapova is a 6’2’’ athletic goddess
>Look it up
>She actually is 6'2
It's not fair
Fricking hell she's a demigoness.
Tallrr than men uberstacies look absolutely inhuman in real life, the take your breath away when in their presence.
It's something most men will never experienced but when you do you'll never forget it.
It's not even Lust but sheer awe of magnificence.
I wager this is how women feel when meeting s chad
you're just a beta sperg with a giantess fetish (omega tier fetish)
they can make her taller
They can't erase that ugly face though.
imagining a 6'2 anya
>I post even a worse option.
This isn't her. This actress had to spend hours in makeup to look like a freak.
who the frick is maria sharapova?
women are pathetic.
major downgrade. Sharapova is hot, that other girl looks like an alien.
Why not just use Maria Sharapova? she's not super old yet and looks way better...
>Play María Sharápova
But Maria is gorgeous and not an ayyyyyy wtf
biopics and statues when you are still alive its in bad taste
shouldn't they have cast someone attractive?
>Maria Sharapova
Uhhhhhhh i thought russians were the bad guys??? Wtf
Most of the appeal of Sharapova is that she’s attractive. Casting Ayynya is just dumb.
Why are anons so mean to her now?
yes
All these stupid biopics of people still alive. Fricking moronic beyond belief. Give me more capeshit at this point
everything about this is so weird
who the frick wants a biopic of sharapova?
was her life interesting?
also anya is such a miscast,was she casted because she can make funny accents?
Me. I’m interested. Just not by Anya.
Cast the villain
Idris Elba?
this has to be joke right?
assess the essence
where is the ass?
what does Russian ass taste like?
Like israelitetins jizz
>Anya in a tennis skirt
hnnnnnnnnnnng
let me repeat that in case I wasn't clear
hnnnnnnnnnnnng
>Same 1 or 2 actresses every movie
Really sick of Hollywood
Demand recially accurate casting... of course all white people are all the same...
Will Anya put some weight back on for this coomkino?
'Biopic' is the most quintessentially midwit genre.
How is her grunt?
Why's Hollywood so obsessed with tennis?
2 Space Jam movies and you think they're obsessed with tennis?
Imagine her moan on court
Who?
interesting choice to cast an alien to play a human, very diverse
She’s playing the wrong sharapova tbh
what the frick is that neck
I remember when 17 year old Maria beat Serena. Kino.