Anybody want a soda or something?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he such a fat frick?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because fat people are evil.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      daddy wasn’t there

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can I get a shaving cream pie?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think we can do without your Wish dropship scheme Newman. My friend found a nasty surprise in your wiener-A-Coola.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clean your bloody workstation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't Hammond just pay some local women a few pesos to clean it? Sure, he shouldn't be such a dirty frick, but his time is more valuable coding away especially when it's barely anything to get some latin mamis to pick up the trash and vacuum a bit which they're already doing anyway

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Spared no expense.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >5 pizza boxes stacked on his desk
          Where the frick are they getting pizza on that island?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those are file drawers not pizza

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He did. They cleaned nightly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Top right is big-dick, alpha-Chad energy. That guy runs the whole Island. Final boss energy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every shot of this movie is cool as frick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they dont make em like they used to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't see this kind of honest set design anymore. Netflix would have had Nedry's desk depicted as immaculately clean, well lit, and with a holo-touch screen a la Minority Report since he's the "techie coder".

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You've drank enough soda you fat frick, now sit down and continue to work for pennies

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I poured sour cream into my little sister's unwashed panties and had pussy nachos

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    legit, he deserved best support actor nom for this movie. Not kidding. He's spunky and laughing at Dodgson, he's being an incredulous dick to Hammond, he's dismissive to the diloph and this whole acting nervous bit is fricking gold.

    Tommy Lee Jones won it for The Fugitive, which is mostly this one note character with no range.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beginning of baby boom
      what did he mean by this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 cpu's in 1993 wew. Actual cpu's not fricking cores.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >askfeuuwwfjjsfdkj
      >access security grid

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the book he specifically says he's getting a coke but in the movie he just says soda. Why is this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Costa Rica is light blue territory.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coke is a trademarked brand for Coca-Cola.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just make a bunch of these guys as anti-threat measures? That T-Rex that got loose? Just have an iguanadon shank that fricker right in the neck.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >open Cinemaphile
    >see this
    what do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      open Cinemaphile.exe *please

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Computer hacker character
    >Name is Nerdy
    Bravo Spielberg!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could I get some fried eggs

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't talk to me you fat homosexual.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If someone would have said "yeah sure get me a rootbeer" would that have fricked his whole plan? Like 5 mins later they would been wondering where he was.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, thank you Nedry. And, listen, I'm sorry for snapping at you earlier. You're absolutely right, you should be getting fair compensation for all the extra work you've been putting in; the park wouldn't have come this far without you. I'm just really stressed out because my company's on the verge of pulling the plug on this project that I've dedicated my fortune and decades of my life to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I've dedicated my fortune and decades of my life to.
      Hammond wasn't independently wealthy in the book, he was completely beholden to the investors.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I forget, does the movie even have the whole angle of the investors forcing an inspection on him?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a throwaway line at the beginning. I think Gennaro says something along those lines at the dig site, about investors being concerned.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah he brings it up a few times

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I forget, does the movie even have the whole angle of the investors forcing an inspection on him?

        Yes, Genarro tells it to the mexican guy at the dig site about how the investors want an inspection

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah Nedry can I- *snicker* can I get a uh, a chili sea bass soda

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be pretty upset if you don't come back with my soda Dennis.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what reaction video of Jurassic Park
    >Nedry says "thanks dad"
    >reactor: wtf he's his son???
    I've seen this happen at least three times now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >watch reaction video
      why?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so he knows how to react when he watches the movie

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have to bid for a job
    do americans really?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering I've never heard a single bad word ever said about Knight in like 30 years it's pretty remarkable he could play such a convincing unlikable character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Knight suffers from a bit of typecasting. He was made famous by this role and playing Newman (a similarly petty character) on Seinfeld, and he played these sort of petty butthole characters so enjoyably-well that he got stuck in that trope.

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