Anyone can wear the mask... Especially death cult members like myself and Spectacular Peter Parker but not you!
Anyone can wear the mask... Especially death cult members like myself and Spectacular Peter Parker but not you!
Anyone can wear the mask... Especially death cult members like myself and Spectacular Peter Parker but not you!
the "anyone can wear the mask' is such a goddamn moronic thing corporate insisted as part of a ploy to depersonalize Spider-Man for their agenda
Spider-Man wears to mask because he fricked up big time by being apathetic and it cost him his Uncle and so basically devoted his life using his powers for good because of this immense and traumatizing screw up
He would NEVER wish for ANYONE to take up the mask because it was his cross to bear, and because it has repeatedly ruined his life countless times.
The "anyone can wear the mask" is just such an obvious marketing gimmick because it's an idea that is already intrinsic to the superhero genre. The idea that these super people would inspire you to be a better person and a hero yourself and anyone can be one just like them is like the most basic element of the genre and can be applied to almost any superhero in existence, which makes it even funnier they apply it to Spider-man of all characters.
This is definite this is a corporates marketing to justify making countless shitty counterfeit spider-men to purposefully devalue it so they can say that ALL spider-men are important (because they ran the one anyone gave a damn about into the ground that it left a fricking crater and all we have left are gray, sludge like slop that can be interchanged freely to whatever bugbear cause the corpos feel like pretending they care about that day)
The “ anyone can be behind the mask” sentiment is old as frick. I remember it on Muppet Babies of all things
I find What Ifs more interesting if we get a beginning scenario but it ends in something completely different. Like having a guy be bitten by a radioactive Spider and he decides to become a full on criminal. Not the most creative but you get my gist. The way these movies present it you're destined to become a very specific kind of superhero the moment a Spider bites you. It isn't a chain of decisions and occurences with a specific character that makes all these things happen making them dress up in a spandex going out fighting crime. It's just destiny choses by LE CANON. You have to lose a figure and then deal with the guilt. You have to have a "if this be my destiny". You have to get married. You have to lose a cop figure. Gwen has to die if she falls in love with a Spider-Man. It's absolutely moronic the more you think about it. Apparently the Spider-Horse had all these moments. Same as the Spider-Cat or 67 cartoon Spider-Man. It's very corporate and cynical in its thematic approach and I doubt it will get explored in a way where this shit gets proven wrong. Objectively. It was always that way until an artistic super genius black kid who isn't a gary stu said "Imma do mah own thang". Then these Spider-People realised it was wrong.
I wish there was series where Peter didn't reject symbiote but befriended him. Like Venom movie but more unnecessary brutal murders involved
>you call this art?
>Well, we're talking about it
These movies are decidedly anti-art and anti-values
Define art, explain your values
What exactly is your point here?
don't you recognize the quote?
Miguel was always an anti-hero, but at least it befits his setting of cruel and inhumane cyber-punk future, kinda like the original one represents his era.
Miles on the other hand represents the worst time to be alive for a non-shitskin, non-mentaly ill person.
Tells us how you were oppressed today.
I get what point this movie's trying to make, and it's stupid.
What point exactly?
That everyone who doesn't like Miles is just a hateful frick who only dislikes him because he's simply "different". Miguel being the strawman.
MILES WE HAVE TO PROTECT TRANS KIDS
WE HAVE TO KILL ALL HETEROSEXUAL KIDS!!
MEGAN FOX HAS THREE SONS SHE DRESSES AS GIRLS MILES. LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE MILES!!
>mexican spiderman hates black spiderman
What did they mean by this?
>a cop Spider-Man knows has to die, it’s a canon event
I know it’s stupid, but there’s a part of me that just thinks Spider-Ham having a cop die, and the cop was also a pig is just the funniest shit imaginable.
Don't forget about Spider-Rex, Doppelganger, Spider-Cat, Spider-Popsicle, and Peter Parkedcar. They had cop friends that were lost too.
>le death cult
Frick off Tenda. Glen is in and no amount of cope is going to erase her.
No, no I'm happy that Miles officially is the first Spider-Man with a trans wife. He deserves to suck on that beautifully feminine and erect wiener. Anyone can wear the dilation mask and Black men finally have one to represent them in that manner.