>all these basement dwelling chuds proud that they don't partake in the hobby this board was created for as though it's a mark of integrity and instead do nothing alone
NTA. i didn’t go to film school because i’m not a homosexual, but i’ve made movies. they’re obviously not good and the entire process of creating them and getting them sold is a nightmare. it’s not a fun job at all and will jade you quickly if you’re not absolutely certain that’s what you want to do. filmmakers always give advice about the creative side and never the business side. both can be fricking exhausting and if you went in with “passion”, it’ll make you feel like your life is a lie.
this. my little movies are actually good and i've written several screenplays. this industry is so fricked up and israeli you will want to have a nice day. luckily my parents are rich i'd rather die than be a cog for israel but if i have kids i hope they want to do almost anything besides the film industry. i agree with you people need to understand the business side, it's brutal, but if you know a little you can make it work for you. still insanely hard. sometimes i think about going back to school for finance or committing suicide, but this is the only thing i've ever been great at
this. my little movies are actually good and i've written several screenplays. this industry is so fricked up and israeli you will want to have a nice day. luckily my parents are rich i'd rather die than be a cog for israel but if i have kids i hope they want to do almost anything besides the film industry. i agree with you people need to understand the business side, it's brutal, but if you know a little you can make it work for you. still insanely hard. sometimes i think about going back to school for finance or committing suicide, but this is the only thing i've ever been great at
Sarah Gadon went to film school and she recently finished writing the screenplay for the movie she will direct.
>Last 10 years, increasingly.
In the last 2 years alone I've seen >Banshees of Inisherin >Tar >Beau Is Afraid >Skinamarink >Aftersun >Vortex >Lux Aeterna
among others, none of which I'd consider slop. If you can't think of anything to see in theaters that's a (You) problem.
Quit it with the 'it's just your opinion man' bullshit.
Failure to acknowledge the absolute abysmal state of film today means you either have your head in the sand, you're an ideologue or an idiot.
11 months ago
Anonymous
You watch what you choose, redditspacer. If you watch a lot of goyslop, that's a (You) problem.
11 months ago
Anonymous
So you don't think theres been an overall decline in film the last 10 years?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Sarah Gadon will save film. She has 9 upcoming films
11 months ago
Anonymous
Honestly, no. In fact, 2019 was the best single year for film since probably 1999. You just hyperfocus on all the slop you think you won't like and believe that is indicative of some overall trend in the industry when in fact it's just indicative of what you choose to focus on.
11 months ago
Anonymous
what movies did you see at the theater in 2019?
btw, 2019 was years ago.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Off the top of my head >The Lighthouse >Parasite >Corpus Christi >Lux Aeterna >Uncut Gems >1917 >Little Women >The Irishman >Portrait of a Lady on Fire >Jojo Rabbit >Midsommar >Synchronic >Ready or Not >Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Sounds like you are either too young to realise whats going on or you just have your head in the sand. You can have subjective opinions about shit sure but there are objective trends that take place. I might like a film here or there, or a scene or what have you for whatever reason but that doesn't change the overarching reality.
You've yet to explain what these trends and overarching reality are and instead are trying to take pot shots at a version of me you're constructing in your head. If you were to have said something about digital grading replacing actual lighting, sure, I could agree with that (though that itself doesn't speak to the overall quality of the industry), but instead you're just whining about muh trends like some mouthbreathing homosexual who was told that all movies are woke garbage anymore and got upset about it because some homosexual on the internet told him to.
11 months ago
Anonymous
You sound like a liberal.
11 months ago
Anonymous
go back to your containment board, Ivan
11 months ago
Anonymous
Sorry, I forgot God's Not Dead 6
11 months ago
Anonymous
2019 was an oddly good year, but it's no 1999
11 months ago
Anonymous
Sounds like you are either too young to realise whats going on or you just have your head in the sand. You can have subjective opinions about shit sure but there are objective trends that take place. I might like a film here or there, or a scene or what have you for whatever reason but that doesn't change the overarching reality.
This. Fa/tv/irgins will never ever convince me they have the high ground when they waste all their time on a hobby board for something they don’t participate in.
>muh hobby
You keep saying that as if watching things move on a screen is somehow a meaningful activity rather than a gap filler in the absence of activity.
>all these basement dwelling chuds proud that they don't partake in the hobby this board was created for as though it's a mark of integrity and instead do nothing alone
im not proud about not going to the theater. im embarrassed and humiliated that i went through all my 20s not going to a movie because of having no one to go with.
i think the last movie i saw in a theater was a midnight showing of "the conjuring" in 2013 in my senior year of college with some people. i fell asleep during it and i still remember when some guy was coming up the stairs carrying a number of drinks and snacks and he tripped right in front of me and spilled everything and i was laughing so hard that i had to leave the theater
>tfw my town has an old style one screen theater in it and i cant experience it
Go alone homosexual, literally no one cares. Think of it this way - no one cares about you in regular life, why would that suddenly be different in a dark noisy theater when they paid to watch something that isn't you? I go alone all the time and anymore I prefer it to going with other people
>ts the humiliation i feel of myself having no one to do activities with.
So either do nothing alone and be humiliation free doing nothing or do something alone and feel some humiliation for yourself before getting over it and actually doing something with your time. The only way you'll meet people to do things with is to do the things in the first place
I'm sorry to hear that bro. I think it's fine to go by yourself anyway but I understand what you're getting at. Hope you find someone to hang out with soon.
>i cried like a b***h in the animated sequence
Check out The Wolf House if you haven't seen it, directed by the same guys that did the animated sequence for Beau
i saw raiders of the lost ark on the big screen last summer. i don’t care much about new releases but i always love seeing movies in a theater. it’s a different experience.
I stopped going a lot around 2018 even though I wasn't enjoying movies long before that. Went once or twice in 2019 and I haven't been since. I have no intention of returning.
The last new release I saw in the theater was The Lego Movie (2014). Then the last "revival" was The Laughing Woman (1969) on coincidentally almost the anniversary July 5, 2017. The last time I've ever "seen" a movie in the theater was maybe a month ago I think Child's Play was the last one I saw riffed by Master Pancake which is like live MST3K whose members even join them sometimes. It used to be numerous performances every week but its still spotty post-pandemic.
My local theater shows classic movies from time to time, and it's always fun to go and see those. Don't know the last time I saw a new movie. I guess I saw Everything Reddit All At Once last year in theaters. Before that, no clue.
i went for the first time in a couple years to see both spiderman:ats and asteroid city back to back. spiderman's crowd was insufferable as expected. asteroid city was fine and people were discussing the film after. the kinoplex isn't inherently the worst, most disgusting place known to man, but it's hard to beat the consistent comfort of your own home.
The last movie I saw pre-covid was Star Wars Rise of Skywalker which was garbage.
Since Covid I've seen the following in Theaters: >Jujutsu Kaisen 0 (pretty animated but meh story) >Northman (shit) >Jurassic World Dominion (shit) >Avatar 2 (shit) >Mario Bros. (meh)
It's crazy because back in the 2000s I went to the movie every week. I saw 54 movies in theaters in 2009.
I live in one of the biggest cities in Germany (one of the richest countries on earth) and yet any cinema i went to the black levels were worse than my cheap IPS monitor and the image was dim, the sound lacking any spatiality and the resolution was just 2K. How is it this bad?
europe c'mon man. however you are right tv's look better than a lot of projection these days. i hate living in LA but we used to have great movie theaters before the chinese cough came out and all the good ones folded and we're stuck with fricking amc's
This probably isn't the answer you're expecting,and I can only speak for myself here, but yes, all of what you mentioned but other factors more so
In 2005 Youtube launched & it changed media forever
I finally understood truth is stranger than fiction
I finally understood the real world is far more entertaining than movies
I guess I was just growing up but any man who has actually been in a fight(s) knows how lame & ridiculous hollywood fight scenes are
Any man who has ever been in a car wreck knows how lame & ridiculous hollywood car chases are
Any man who has ever fired a gun (especially a handgun) knows how lame & ridiculous hollywood gunfights are
etc
The people writing these movies are clearly detached from reality and don't have a clue what they're writing about, but that discussion is best left for /misc/
I know movies are supposed to be an escape, they're entertainment, I get that
But in my opinion they're so far removed from the actual human experience nowadays, it's almost alien to me.
They no longer entertain me, I just feel moronic trying to go along with their plot hole infested garbage. The analytical side of my brain simply will not allow me to be sucked into the story any more unless it is very cohesive & logical (within it's context)
There's a reason TV shows were originally called programming.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I allways found it ridiculous how in hollywood movies as well as streaming you will, never, never see a elaborate scene of people working, usualy youll never see a frame of anyone doing any work at all, like maybe in some historical setting a smith might pound a few hammers or a pesant might throw a bit of hay arround
But all that dosent even come close to how detached shit like capeshit or fantasy is from everything, like its not even escapism any more, its like a 10 year old is retelling a dream he had last week to a AI generator
11 months ago
Anonymous
its like a 10 year old is retelling a dream he had last week to a AI generator
good analogy
11 months ago
Anonymous
Did you just notice movies aren't real? Wtf what does that have to do with youtube. And reality TV happened with the writers strike in 2007, not youtube.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Theres movies being 'not real', and then theres movies being ludicrously silly and detached from any notion of reality even metaphoricaly
11 months ago
Anonymous
And you're taking that off movie fight scenes, gun battles and car chases?
11 months ago
Anonymous
No
This probably isn't the answer you're expecting,and I can only speak for myself here, but yes, all of what you mentioned but other factors more so
In 2005 Youtube launched & it changed media forever
I finally understood truth is stranger than fiction
I finally understood the real world is far more entertaining than movies
I guess I was just growing up but any man who has actually been in a fight(s) knows how lame & ridiculous hollywood fight scenes are
Any man who has ever been in a car wreck knows how lame & ridiculous hollywood car chases are
Any man who has ever fired a gun (especially a handgun) knows how lame & ridiculous hollywood gunfights are
etc
The people writing these movies are clearly detached from reality and don't have a clue what they're writing about, but that discussion is best left for /misc/
I know movies are supposed to be an escape, they're entertainment, I get that
But in my opinion they're so far removed from the actual human experience nowadays, it's almost alien to me.
They no longer entertain me, I just feel moronic trying to go along with their plot hole infested garbage. The analytical side of my brain simply will not allow me to be sucked into the story any more unless it is very cohesive & logical (within it's context)
There's a reason TV shows were originally called programming.
anon is mentioning that, for me is more meta, watch movies from before arround 2012, even moreso 90s or before that, not even to mention 70s or 50s
It dosent matter what the movie is about
It can be a kids movie or a scifi or one of those shitty summer horrors, anything
The relations betveen characters, the characters themselves, the plot, the way its all directed, the general gist of it, right
There was a sence of real about them, like they were written and directed by real people, take got for example, large part of why it was popular is that the first few seasons made sense, the characters, the way they interact, this and that
Now think about any flop in the last 5 years
11 months ago
Anonymous
You poor delusional child. Yes, I've always known movies aren't real, art imitates life, I've always understood this, or at least it used to... which was kinda my whole point, guess you didn't pick up on that. Original day one Youtube brought the real world into my reach like no media had ever done before, if you weren't at least 16 or so when Youtube launched, you just won't get it. Day one Youtube was nothing like what it is today. And reality TV started in 1992, not 2007, it started with MTV's The Real World, you clearly don't know WTF you're talking aboot. And I didn't claim Youtube started reality TV, you really should work on your reading comprehension. Here's a link.
I've got to go to sleep now, I'm old, and I need plenty of rest so I can yell at kids to get off my lawn tomorrow.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>As a child I was a delusional moron now as an adult I realise the movies were fake because I saw how real people do it on youtube
Yeah you sound like a moron. If you needed to be 16 and have you-tube to learn movies aren't real then you're a bigger dumbass than you think.
Also no shit reality TV didn't start in 2007, but reality TV as a flagship product did which is directly related to the writers strike, in case you need it cleared up REALITY TV AND YOUTUBE AREN'T REAL EITHER.
No [...] anon is mentioning that, for me is more meta, watch movies from before arround 2012, even moreso 90s or before that, not even to mention 70s or 50s
It dosent matter what the movie is about
It can be a kids movie or a scifi or one of those shitty summer horrors, anything
The relations betveen characters, the characters themselves, the plot, the way its all directed, the general gist of it, right
There was a sence of real about them, like they were written and directed by real people, take got for example, large part of why it was popular is that the first few seasons made sense, the characters, the way they interact, this and that
Now think about any flop in the last 5 years
No shit, that isn't a surprise. It's called blackrock EGS funding. They get paid to make the show, not have the show be successful. It's just another investor scam. Stop watching Streamer shit and watch movies written by real people.
11 months ago
Anonymous
That's a really good point. I was thinking about social medias influence but you sum it right up. Being able to see people doing more things irl makes what is happening in films seem even more fake than it already is.
>Cinemaphile - a board for incels who refuse to touch grass to talk about alt right conspiracies under the pretense of talking about movies they don't watch
lost weight
From not eating trashy cinema food?
Last movie I ever went to go see was Scream 5
I saw that one Asian marvel movie last
The last time I went was in 2019 just before Covid
I haven't gone to the theater since Indiana Jones 5
The Magnificent Seven in 2016.
Based
Haven't been since Uncut Gems. Feb. 2020.
Avatar 2 was the first time since 2019
I see multiple movies in theaters a week, usually catch a classic screening once a week too and go to a few midnight showings a month
I saw Wick 4 in the theater and I'll be seeing Oppenheimer in the theater.
I was done after tfa
Same here. Seems to be a pattern of people going to the cinema for The Hobbit or Star Wars 7 and coming out saying "alright frick this"
Based
I went to see The Northman and when I came out a bunch of jigaboo spawn were running around up to no good which has put me off going thereafter
I haven’t seen a movie since Joker. Before that, the last one was The Raid: Redemption. Heil Hitler brothers, victory is at hand.
>all these basement dwelling chuds proud that they don't partake in the hobby this board was created for as though it's a mark of integrity and instead do nothing alone
I studied filmmaking in college so I stopped giving a frick about film afterwards. Sad!
>study thing
>stop caring about thing entirely afterwards
Great job anon
NTA. i didn’t go to film school because i’m not a homosexual, but i’ve made movies. they’re obviously not good and the entire process of creating them and getting them sold is a nightmare. it’s not a fun job at all and will jade you quickly if you’re not absolutely certain that’s what you want to do. filmmakers always give advice about the creative side and never the business side. both can be fricking exhausting and if you went in with “passion”, it’ll make you feel like your life is a lie.
this. my little movies are actually good and i've written several screenplays. this industry is so fricked up and israeli you will want to have a nice day. luckily my parents are rich i'd rather die than be a cog for israel but if i have kids i hope they want to do almost anything besides the film industry. i agree with you people need to understand the business side, it's brutal, but if you know a little you can make it work for you. still insanely hard. sometimes i think about going back to school for finance or committing suicide, but this is the only thing i've ever been great at
Sarah Gadon went to film school and she recently finished writing the screenplay for the movie she will direct.
Hi James
most american theatres have a no singles policy after the dark knight shooting.
What if I buy 2 tickets?
Eat up.
>thinks television and film are slop
>comes to Cinemaphile anyway
Brilliant
>thinks television and film are slop
Last 10 years, increasingly.
>comes to Cinemaphile anyway
Only allowed to praise media on this board?
>Last 10 years, increasingly.
In the last 2 years alone I've seen
>Banshees of Inisherin
>Tar
>Beau Is Afraid
>Skinamarink
>Aftersun
>Vortex
>Lux Aeterna
among others, none of which I'd consider slop. If you can't think of anything to see in theaters that's a (You) problem.
Quit it with the 'it's just your opinion man' bullshit.
Failure to acknowledge the absolute abysmal state of film today means you either have your head in the sand, you're an ideologue or an idiot.
You watch what you choose, redditspacer. If you watch a lot of goyslop, that's a (You) problem.
So you don't think theres been an overall decline in film the last 10 years?
Sarah Gadon will save film. She has 9 upcoming films
Honestly, no. In fact, 2019 was the best single year for film since probably 1999. You just hyperfocus on all the slop you think you won't like and believe that is indicative of some overall trend in the industry when in fact it's just indicative of what you choose to focus on.
what movies did you see at the theater in 2019?
btw, 2019 was years ago.
Off the top of my head
>The Lighthouse
>Parasite
>Corpus Christi
>Lux Aeterna
>Uncut Gems
>1917
>Little Women
>The Irishman
>Portrait of a Lady on Fire
>Jojo Rabbit
>Midsommar
>Synchronic
>Ready or Not
>Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
You've yet to explain what these trends and overarching reality are and instead are trying to take pot shots at a version of me you're constructing in your head. If you were to have said something about digital grading replacing actual lighting, sure, I could agree with that (though that itself doesn't speak to the overall quality of the industry), but instead you're just whining about muh trends like some mouthbreathing homosexual who was told that all movies are woke garbage anymore and got upset about it because some homosexual on the internet told him to.
You sound like a liberal.
go back to your containment board, Ivan
Sorry, I forgot God's Not Dead 6
2019 was an oddly good year, but it's no 1999
Sounds like you are either too young to realise whats going on or you just have your head in the sand. You can have subjective opinions about shit sure but there are objective trends that take place. I might like a film here or there, or a scene or what have you for whatever reason but that doesn't change the overarching reality.
This. Fa/tv/irgins will never ever convince me they have the high ground when they waste all their time on a hobby board for something they don’t participate in.
Only allowed to praise media on this board?
>criticizes media he doesn't even watch
>thinks himself superior to people who actually partake in a hobby and talk about it on a hobby board
Muh subjectivism.
>muh objectivism in art means I can have opinions on things I have never experienced myself
yes
>muh hobby
You keep saying that as if watching things move on a screen is somehow a meaningful activity rather than a gap filler in the absence of activity.
>Muh Hobby
Were not talking about building model trains homosexual.
>hobby
>no, you dumb b***h
im not proud about not going to the theater. im embarrassed and humiliated that i went through all my 20s not going to a movie because of having no one to go with.
i think the last movie i saw in a theater was a midnight showing of "the conjuring" in 2013 in my senior year of college with some people. i fell asleep during it and i still remember when some guy was coming up the stairs carrying a number of drinks and snacks and he tripped right in front of me and spilled everything and i was laughing so hard that i had to leave the theater
>tfw my town has an old style one screen theater in it and i cant experience it
Go alone homosexual, literally no one cares. Think of it this way - no one cares about you in regular life, why would that suddenly be different in a dark noisy theater when they paid to watch something that isn't you? I go alone all the time and anymore I prefer it to going with other people
its not the humiliation about how others will see me. its the humiliation i feel of myself having no one to do activities with.
>ts the humiliation i feel of myself having no one to do activities with.
So either do nothing alone and be humiliation free doing nothing or do something alone and feel some humiliation for yourself before getting over it and actually doing something with your time. The only way you'll meet people to do things with is to do the things in the first place
I'm sorry to hear that bro. I think it's fine to go by yourself anyway but I understand what you're getting at. Hope you find someone to hang out with soon.
go alone like the other anon said, life is too short to care
based. i loved it, i do hate that a israelite made the best movie i've seen in years kek. i cried like a b***h in the animated sequence
>i cried like a b***h in the animated sequence
Check out The Wolf House if you haven't seen it, directed by the same guys that did the animated sequence for Beau
will do, thanks anon
i saw beau is afraid three times in theaters, including while i was on vacation in ny
I saw it 5 times in theaters
i saw raiders of the lost ark on the big screen last summer. i don’t care much about new releases but i always love seeing movies in a theater. it’s a different experience.
The last 2 movies I saw in theaters were Rogue Wan and The Hobbit: An Unexpected Piece of SHIT
I watched No way home.I'll try to watch the new Nolan.
I went to see the Dragon Ball Super movie. Pretty kino.
Been about 4 years
Planning on going some time this summer, I just don't know what I want to see
I went mid-2020 when it was dirt cheap because of the coof.
The last movie I saw in theaters was Edge of Tomorrow.
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NEEED TO KNOOOOOOW NOWWW
KNOOOOOOOOOOW NOW
CAN YOU LOVE ME AGAIN
Haven't watched a new movie in probably 25 years but I saw The Killing last summer.
Last movie I saw in theatres was Mandy. Crazy to think about.
But I'm not thinking about it though
I stopped going a lot around 2018 even though I wasn't enjoying movies long before that. Went once or twice in 2019 and I haven't been since. I have no intention of returning.
pandemic and woke movies are hurting movies. also high inflation.
i havent been to a movie theater since iron man 2's release
I saw Tenet and decided I never needed to see another new movie ever again.
I'll probably go for the new Dune, think the movie I went to last was Avatar 2.
The last new release I saw in the theater was The Lego Movie (2014). Then the last "revival" was The Laughing Woman (1969) on coincidentally almost the anniversary July 5, 2017. The last time I've ever "seen" a movie in the theater was maybe a month ago I think Child's Play was the last one I saw riffed by Master Pancake which is like live MST3K whose members even join them sometimes. It used to be numerous performances every week but its still spotty post-pandemic.
Wayne's World about a month ago. Before that it was Octaman in 2019. I can't remember the last time I saw a new release in theatres.
I went last week and saw the new West Anderson movie in a mostly empty theater
Ticket was $20, probably won't go again for a long while
Dont worry, Sarah Gadon has several movies coming up. Her next fil, North of Normal is in theatres July 28th
Looking forward to it. I love Sarah Gadon
unironically at least 10 years
Last movie I saw was many saints of Newark
Movie was so disappointing and sucked ass, butvI had the entire theater to myself which was comfy
Haven't been since Last Jedi.
Last time was to see DUNC. What a disappointment. I'll still be back to see DUNC2: The Electric Boogaloo though.
I haven't been to the movies since 2008. But it turns out I went about 5 times.
My local theater shows classic movies from time to time, and it's always fun to go and see those. Don't know the last time I saw a new movie. I guess I saw Everything Reddit All At Once last year in theaters. Before that, no clue.
last movie I saw in theaters was The Force Awakens
we joke, we make fun, we crack jokes, we kid around, but in all seriousness I probably am gonna go see nolan's oppy in theaters
last movie i saw in one was the first suicide squad
Last movie I saw was the way of water with freshman cunnie in highschool. Shame that I only got to finger her.
mine's still great to jerk off in the back row
Last thing I saw was that Harry Potter spin-off that came out in 2016. Walked out after 40 minutes
I haven't been in nearly 10 years
Dunc for me.
I'll go see MI Part ? and Dunc 2.
i still go but movies have gotten so much worse, it's like a couple times a year, i used to go a couple times a week
When did 1917 come out? That was the last one.
Dark Knight Rises
Respect.
What sort of a fricking moron wouldn't go see Avatar 2? Seriously, have a nice day
I'm not into anime.
BR49 whenever that released
wanted to go see dune but then I saw the actors
i went for the first time in a couple years to see both spiderman:ats and asteroid city back to back. spiderman's crowd was insufferable as expected. asteroid city was fine and people were discussing the film after. the kinoplex isn't inherently the worst, most disgusting place known to man, but it's hard to beat the consistent comfort of your own home.
The last movie I saw pre-covid was Star Wars Rise of Skywalker which was garbage.
Since Covid I've seen the following in Theaters:
>Jujutsu Kaisen 0 (pretty animated but meh story)
>Northman (shit)
>Jurassic World Dominion (shit)
>Avatar 2 (shit)
>Mario Bros. (meh)
It's crazy because back in the 2000s I went to the movie every week. I saw 54 movies in theaters in 2009.
I've worked at a kinoplex for 6+ years and I can't remember the last time I used my employee pass. I just don't want to be there.
I live in one of the biggest cities in Germany (one of the richest countries on earth) and yet any cinema i went to the black levels were worse than my cheap IPS monitor and the image was dim, the sound lacking any spatiality and the resolution was just 2K. How is it this bad?
europe c'mon man. however you are right tv's look better than a lot of projection these days. i hate living in LA but we used to have great movie theaters before the chinese cough came out and all the good ones folded and we're stuck with fricking amc's
I went to the kinoplex last week
44 year old here.
The last time I went to the theater was in the late '90s
You win.
I'm 44 too
I went to see Batman Begins
You got me beat by a few years
Did you guys feel a decline over your lifetime?
Decline in what specifically?
Overall quality, writing, casting, acting, etc. and ever increasingly 'politically correct' 'woke' fuzzy brained
This probably isn't the answer you're expecting,and I can only speak for myself here, but yes, all of what you mentioned but other factors more so
In 2005 Youtube launched & it changed media forever
I finally understood truth is stranger than fiction
I finally understood the real world is far more entertaining than movies
I guess I was just growing up but any man who has actually been in a fight(s) knows how lame & ridiculous hollywood fight scenes are
Any man who has ever been in a car wreck knows how lame & ridiculous hollywood car chases are
Any man who has ever fired a gun (especially a handgun) knows how lame & ridiculous hollywood gunfights are
etc
The people writing these movies are clearly detached from reality and don't have a clue what they're writing about, but that discussion is best left for /misc/
I know movies are supposed to be an escape, they're entertainment, I get that
But in my opinion they're so far removed from the actual human experience nowadays, it's almost alien to me.
They no longer entertain me, I just feel moronic trying to go along with their plot hole infested garbage. The analytical side of my brain simply will not allow me to be sucked into the story any more unless it is very cohesive & logical (within it's context)
There's a reason TV shows were originally called programming.
I allways found it ridiculous how in hollywood movies as well as streaming you will, never, never see a elaborate scene of people working, usualy youll never see a frame of anyone doing any work at all, like maybe in some historical setting a smith might pound a few hammers or a pesant might throw a bit of hay arround
But all that dosent even come close to how detached shit like capeshit or fantasy is from everything, like its not even escapism any more, its like a 10 year old is retelling a dream he had last week to a AI generator
its like a 10 year old is retelling a dream he had last week to a AI generator
good analogy
Did you just notice movies aren't real? Wtf what does that have to do with youtube. And reality TV happened with the writers strike in 2007, not youtube.
Theres movies being 'not real', and then theres movies being ludicrously silly and detached from any notion of reality even metaphoricaly
And you're taking that off movie fight scenes, gun battles and car chases?
No
anon is mentioning that, for me is more meta, watch movies from before arround 2012, even moreso 90s or before that, not even to mention 70s or 50s
It dosent matter what the movie is about
It can be a kids movie or a scifi or one of those shitty summer horrors, anything
The relations betveen characters, the characters themselves, the plot, the way its all directed, the general gist of it, right
There was a sence of real about them, like they were written and directed by real people, take got for example, large part of why it was popular is that the first few seasons made sense, the characters, the way they interact, this and that
Now think about any flop in the last 5 years
You poor delusional child. Yes, I've always known movies aren't real, art imitates life, I've always understood this, or at least it used to... which was kinda my whole point, guess you didn't pick up on that. Original day one Youtube brought the real world into my reach like no media had ever done before, if you weren't at least 16 or so when Youtube launched, you just won't get it. Day one Youtube was nothing like what it is today. And reality TV started in 1992, not 2007, it started with MTV's The Real World, you clearly don't know WTF you're talking aboot. And I didn't claim Youtube started reality TV, you really should work on your reading comprehension. Here's a link.
https://www.universalclass.com/i/course/reading-comprehension-101.htm
I've got to go to sleep now, I'm old, and I need plenty of rest so I can yell at kids to get off my lawn tomorrow.
>As a child I was a delusional moron now as an adult I realise the movies were fake because I saw how real people do it on youtube
Yeah you sound like a moron. If you needed to be 16 and have you-tube to learn movies aren't real then you're a bigger dumbass than you think.
Also no shit reality TV didn't start in 2007, but reality TV as a flagship product did which is directly related to the writers strike, in case you need it cleared up REALITY TV AND YOUTUBE AREN'T REAL EITHER.
No shit, that isn't a surprise. It's called blackrock EGS funding. They get paid to make the show, not have the show be successful. It's just another investor scam. Stop watching Streamer shit and watch movies written by real people.
That's a really good point. I was thinking about social medias influence but you sum it right up. Being able to see people doing more things irl makes what is happening in films seem even more fake than it already is.
it looks like i will only go to the cinema to watch avatar movies this decade
I haven't seen a movie in a theater since Once Upon A Time in Hollywood. Just haven't felt like going since then.
Top Gun Maverick
Bad Boys III
Dunkirk
John Wick III
The Force Awakens
Pretty bad run. I'll leave my cave for the two new MI's and that's it. Unless maybe something pops up that tickles my intrest.
>Cinemaphile - a board for incels who refuse to touch grass to talk about alt right conspiracies under the pretense of talking about movies they don't watch
Last movie I saw in theaters was Joe Dirt.
I haven't been since '08 so about 15 years.
last time was DUNC
the next time will probably be DUNC 2
cant even say I was this impressed by DUNC 1 but there's not much else to see and I kinda want to see the conclusion
I watched the first 20 mins of dunc and bailed.
Yeah, it's kinda a slog. And drab color palette doesnt help. But I liked the books and wanted too see how they'll handle them.
I havent seen a movie in theaters since the original avatar
>I watch movies
>Why yes, I do watch films and television series
>'tis magnificently cerebral entertainment
Last film I saw in theaters was Click.
I think last time was Zodiac in 2007
I took my mom to see Avatar 2 like she wanted and paid extra for the deluxe seats.