>Fans b***h about the prequels
George sells everything to Disney
>Fans b***h about The Last Jedi
Lucasfilm scraps Trevarrow's Episode IX for TRoS
>Fans b***h about a black woman in the Obi-Wan show
Said black woman has her planned death overwritten and is given her own spin-off
Apophenia is pretty easily recognizable
>An apophenia joke
Get a load of this big brain.
wow are you calling OP schizophrenic?
Kathleen Kennedy hates money?
No, dumbass! It's that fan backlash only makes everything worse!
The "fan backlash" is fricking astroturf anyway. There haven't been any star wars fans since The Last Jedi. It's racebaiting bullshit because Kathleen Kennedy has a learning disability and hasn't figured out that "stir up controversy with racism" is not a long term business strategy.
>There haven't been any star wars fans since The Last Jedi.
Then let me guess, all those people at this year's SW Celebration were just Disney employees, weren't they? How long are we going to keep supporting that theory?
All 50 of them? Nah I'm sure some of them were friends and family.
You pretend like we didn't watch Hillary Clinton pull the same trick in 2016. I know what a legitimate crowd looks like and that wasn't it.
I was there. There wasnt that many people and at least a third of them were just influencers.
I'd say "say the line, Bart" but you already said the line
What's the line summergay?
If you click the hashtag symbol next to the number with the greater than signs it'll take you to the post that was quoted
Yeah Black person, I know, but that's not what I asked.
Follow the instructions to find the answer to your question, goofy
>It's my first day on Cinemaphile
I can tell.
>lingo
How fricking old are you?
Keep practicing and eventually you'll learn how to greentext right, though how you found this website a half decade post-relevance is beyond me
You should leave. One of two things is going to happen to you, you're going to realize the only thing you'll get here is humiliated, or you'll turn into an oldgay which is much much worse.
In the meantime frick summer. It's barely even started and I'm already sick of you homosexuals.
And I say homosexual but I can tell you're female. You don't belong here.
Oh this is one of those controlled opposition bots programmed by Disney to make the people who actually like their shlock seem sane in comparison. It seems to be on the fritz though. But they can't just fire the programmer for his shoddy work because he's Indian and it would lower their ESG score.
If you're Larry what the frick are you doing in a star wars thread, go start a Matrix thread.
In you're not Larry then your post is extremely stupid.
You're talking to a bot, you know that? Silly me, you're incapable of knowing things. Artificial intelligence my ass.
>My post was extremely stupid
I see.
The least they could do is train the bots on how to properly use greentext before deploying them
>using lingo like "summergay" half a decade post-relevance
Peak ladder monkey
I mean do you seriously think this has added a SINGLE Disney+ sub? Never mind the several million they actually need this month, I mean do you think a single solitary person has listened to any of this garbage and thought "I need to pay $10 bucks a month for that."
Seriously, there is a hundred billion dollars missing from Disney's market cap and you want to "blame racists"?
>anon pretending he knows how stocks work
>I didn't even watch the livestream where the auditorium was clearly packed.
I watched enough of it to spot all the tricks.
The stage in between the audience and the camera to make it look like they're "surrounded".
Big areas fenced off to get people to pack together.
Force the audience into a right angle for forced perspective.
Like I said not a new trick.
In the meantime, Mkt Cap is the middle number on the right hand side. It's not rocket surgery.
>Anon not knowing how stocks and the market work and insulting someone because they do
i have disney plus because i can watch SW or pirates or pixar shit or any old disney any time if i'm so inclined, girls love pirates of the carribean
plus i'm not fricking poor
i pay for that and HBO max; that's all i need
if i want to watch some other movies i just 123movies it (or order a blu-ray if i want a physical copy)
Yes, the pattern seems to antagonize the fans at every turn. I suffer as a Trek fan but thank god I'm not a Star Wars fan because this is bordering on generational abuse.
Disney is run by woke israelites and they make enough money to not care about fricking up.
Yeah it means I’m not a Star Wars fan anymore and like everyone else I’m not renewing Disney after the Verizon subs ends because they just put out shit.
When are you people going to understand, you're not the target demographic anymore.
Your average Nuwars fan gives DIsney literally hundreds of dollars every year. Lego sets, props, posters, Disney plus subscriptions, toys, phone cases, games, apps, tickets of conventions, you fricking name it. That's who they want to keep on board here, not jaded Star Wars fans of yesteryear who've read the entire extended universe and can quote ESB from heart but hasn't spent a nickel on any of it for years, aside from a few cheap movie tickets that they lose money on anyway.
Yeah except those people don't exist.
What you did was take Star Wars away from the people who wanted it, and tried to sell it to people who have better shit to spend their money on.
If you're not going to sack Kathleen Kennedy (and it would be a 2-3% bump in your stock price if you did) you at least need to sack your demographers because they are seriously bad at their jobs.
>those people don't exist
How long are you boomers going to use that excuse?
Don't pretend you didn't celebrate George's exclusion from the sequels when they were announced. There’s an alternative timeline where he still owns the franchise and our attitude towards it is no better.
I'm not a boomer, and I couldn't give a flying frick about George Lucas.
It's not an excuse, it's math. As I just explained to the Marvel idiots:
500million white people in the world of which
250million are male and of those 50% are 15-45 meaning
125million are zoomer and millenian men and there 30% of them have never had a serious relationship let alone started a family meaning
40million incels. With a median income accross the white world of about US$30kpa, and 30% being completely discretionary that's
$400billion a year you don't think you want.
You're wrong.
You're suffering badly as a result.
NEWS FLASH: incels were NEVER Star Wars' target audience!
If anyone thinks George wouldn't be stuffing SW with “woke shit” they aren't very smart. George was just as political as Disney, if not more so.
The Empire is literally Nazi Germany in space and is defeated by a *diverse* rebel group. The Prequels were heavily influenced by controversies around the Iraq War and have a very overt anti-NeoCon message. Also, the hero monks who are obsessed with nature, shun possession, and talk endlessly about connecting to and sharing power with all living things vs the evil monks who are obsessed with militarism, gaining personal power and a belief that power gives them the right to subjugate the weak. Basically, throw a black cloak on Ayn Rand and you have a Sith Lord.
Yet you act like SW is only now this huge political pandering bit of leftist sjw propaganda...just for having women and PoCs in more prominent roles....?
I still give a frick about George Lucas failing in your hypothetical alternate reality.
The fact is you're failing in this one.
And the reason you're failing in this one is because keep spitting on the money for dumb political points.
The math is clear, there is simply NO REASON to go for any other audience until 15-45 white incels are tapped.
EXCLUSIVELY white
EXCLUSIVELY male
EXCLUSIVELY single
$400 billion a year.
Don't pander to anyone's politics. Just make stuff incels like.
They don't care if they lose money. This is about influence in the culture war.
So this is what sounds like to be fricking moronic? It's quite the gift.
No, it's supposed to be representative of the American Revolution. There's a reason Lucas had all the imperial characters speak in British accents, as well as the rebels speak in American accents. Thats why the opening crawl in A New Hope talks of "galactic civil war," alluding to the fact that the rebellion was once a part of the empire.
Why does everything in this show look so… cheap? The fight with reva and Vader she’s just kinda interpretive dancing. When the two resistance pilots showed up, it looks PS2 graphics tier. The first fight with Vader and obiwan just takes place at a gravel pit? And Vader just teleporting behind obiwan constantly and shit idk
Our media (especially stuff with ties to disney) is a massive money laundering scam.
Ewan and Hayden are taking a cue from Bruce Willis and are pocketing like 90% of the gross from the millennial nostalgia morons who are dumb enough to pay to hatewatch this
25 Million / episode
Is Obi-Wan supposed to feel like a passenger in the show bearing his name?
Hmmm she looks like she is hunting down some white wiener.
The pattern is that star wars neckbeards keep demanding more star wars when it should have just been three movies
That's not how patterns work.
Why is the writing so bad? How much are the writers and director being paid?
millennials write worse than the tho generation because all they read in uni were YA novels
it's the law of nature for everything to get worse..at least as long as israelites exist
they're actively trying to get SW fans to stop watching/complaining about nu-wars so they can have a tame marvelesque consoomer base that doesn't b***h about things
either that or disney is trying to get more clicks by stirring up contreversy
i don't like Reva because her actress is too grating, if they had a cute black girl who could act like a human instead of a gorilla i wouldn't mind
the problem is SW fans lap up any diarrhea with an SW emblem on it so its impossible to alienate them, you don't move on from this franchise if you grew up with it
This is the one case where im fine with accelerationism. In my mind they already shit up the franchise and they keep disappointing, now i need them to keep doing it so the normie consoomerist fanboys can see it for what it is, a flaming pile of shit that shouldnt be considered canon. With enough people on that bandwagon we might have a chance at a hard reset or something like it.
tl;dr: if they want to keep losing money just to make me mad im fine with it, being mad is free