Anyone else think that shes houses favorite out of all the fellows?
Idk shes ugly but house likes her apparently
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Anyone else think that shes houses favorite out of all the fellows?
Idk shes ugly but house likes her apparently
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>shes ugly
homosexual
Dude she has a man jaw. If youre attracted to her then youre probably a gay in denial
finally a good time to post this pic
So if I go with the right I get two wives?
kys ,troony
I would unironically frick the shit out of pyrocynical raw
t. 6’2 Cinemaphileizen
none of those people are their actual sons, though
>you should frick ugly women to ensure you have a frickable son
seems a bit sussy bro you ok?
I don't get it.
you will frick the crimson chin
Why are non whites like this? Is it because of their low test that sharp jaws scare them?
he kinda has a point tho... she's got a man jaw. Not saying it's horrible but it's there.
>Dude she has a man jaw.
Why do some people act like this is the same as having a dick?
Both men and women are supposed to have strong jaws.
Found the gay
>Found the gay
found the weak jaw male with manboobs
a strong jaw comes with good facial development
High testosterone women are hot
You're gay
also gay
even more gay
I'd like my sons to not be recessed jaw low-tesosterone losers like you probably are.
I love strong feminine jaws.
It's all smoke and mirrors you gullible fool. You're being memed.
In our universe.
You're naive.
Women are supposed to have round, female faces. Not front-row rugby player faces.
You are literally not White, your opinion doesn't matter.
This Black person likes manjawed women. Trannies also look like that. You like trannies
homosexual
Don't (You) me ever again, non-White subhuman.
Not an argument
nothing less white than refusing to argue the point Black person
>man jaw
>no breasts
>reptoid face
OP is right, she's overrated
Go to bed, Olivia
With me preferably.
Youre gay
No shit, House literally said he hired her cause she wasn't the best, but that she has a nice rack.
>nice rack
House was blind? Even cuddy had better sets than her
Season 1 so it was before any other main pussy was on the show.
Idk shes mid brother. Thats why shes paired with the token black dude because shes not that good looking
Never said she wasn't. I'm just saying what House said in S1.
Foreman was not a token black guy, he was a cool black character from before that agitprop shit. A real character. With the ghetto bro and family whom he escaped. The kind of black man that comes here to say "i hate Black folk"
No he isnt cool
>Season 1
13 joined the show along with Kutner and Taub in season 4 after Cameron and Chase left his team
They honestly look the same, no bullshit.
You honestly have autism, no bullshit.
I know you mayo homosexuals get butthurt, but she looks just like her minus the cheekbones. Stay malding.
They sure do, Chang.
You are face blind
What are you talking about? She wasn't even around in S1. He said it to Cameron.
Cameron is a nutjob. My fricking dick
That was cameron you gay. 13 got hired via recruitment battle royale
13 got hired because Cuddy demanded a woman on the team
Which was through the battle royale. Holy frick
She lost the battle royale to taub and kutner
And he knew her from the battle royale. Never said she won. Read my replies again. Take that moriarty
Actually house tricked cuddy into hiring one extra fellow by pretending she was 3rd place. He always wanted to have her on.
House's favorite was Kutner but I'm still not sure why.
Kutner takes risks and loves new stuffs kinda like house. Plus he usually gets the cool ephipanies
He also never really had to ride Kutner to get him to the answer. He's always dressing down the others to unlock some sort of quality about themselves they're not feeling, especially Chase.
Kutner wouldve been the better choice to take up houses mantle imo.
Shame the actor would rather be on obongos payroll
He was House but more moronic and less limpy, loved experimental treatment and outside the box thinking
Also pissed on House's chair which I believe in some tribes is considered a profession of love
i thought the old man applicant is House but less limpy, thats why House eliminates the old man, he doesnt need someone to echo his thought.
That guy was literally house, but that's different to just sharing a similar propensity for looking for unicorns
Also he didn't have a medical licence which would've just not worked long term
>he didn't have a medical licence which would've just not worked long term
i believe House offered him a job anyway even when they found out hes a fraud, provided that he passed which he doesnt. Yeah, you're right it wouldnt have worked anyway
Yeah he offered him a coffee boy position or something but eventually at some point something would have happened that required the degree and then they'd be fricked.
What was the old guy? A PA?
Not exactly. Just the same ideas. Kutner was more house like in the sense that he likes to be risky and other cool shit
I liked Kutner
based
not true. girls are wet for him.
>fricks lesbos and a black guy in your path
he loved him because he was indian and killed himself
because Kutner was the best fellow
He had a similar autistic interest in medicine as House, there are several moments where you can tell he enjoys dealing with weird cases, just like House does.
In fact, rewatching the show, its clear that he was the one the writers were grooming to become House successor had his actor not left the show.
Kumar himself growing up to be House's successor is too absurd a timeline to contemplate
Kutner was a patient pretending to be a doctor.
In what universe is she ugly?
Meh i fricked way hotter chicks than her. Shes like 3/10 at best.
Wouldnt frick her even if she offers me 100k, would let her suck me but thats it
She's hot as frick
She’s hot.
Cameron was his favorite, though.
Olivia Wilde used to be so fricking hot
He got involved in her personal life in a way he didn't for Chase or Foreman. And not in the mocking way he did for Taub. They could probably be friends.
Cameron was insanely hot but in a different way than Thirteen.
Cameron is not hot. She looks like a regular maid
Cameron is pretty
13 is hot
Cameron was hot. Especially when she wore glasses.
a woman like Cameron is way more fun to frick than 13. More meat on the bone and it's all muscle.
This is a cute girls doing cute things show while a drug addicted doctor acts condescending to everyone
Are doctors not allowed to get hard when something like this happens?
tfw you will never pull your worm from her body
Found the non-White
She's clearly House's favorite. He offered to kill her when her disease got too bad. She didn't quite reciprocate his favor though.
I think he developed a fondness for all of them eventually, except for Foreman
House clearly cared about Foreman in his own way, even if the two of them are too emotionally constipated to express it.
>tfw no occasional druggie Cameron gf
>that leak about her fricking harry styles the entire project when they first worked together
kinda cringe
His leg getting better then his leg not being better causing him to crash his motorcycle and die is still one of the most funny endings for a show
But house didn't die?
I timeline shifted again. House had a really funny scene where he just drove off a cliff because his leg bothered him
That was Dr Strange
How good they are as doctors is dependent on how distracted they are by other plotlines. Foreman and Cameron are the worst fellows (I haven't seen the later seasons with asian girl and red girl) because they're constantly letting some other issue cloud their medical judgment. Cuddy is barely medically conscious, Wilson is inconsistent. Thirteen is professional but has deep issues. The upper tier starts with Chase just because he actively tries to be emotionally detached from the work. Then Taub, who's an excellent surgeon and finds the job a welcome escape from his own issues, wires that never cross. He's like if Wilson turned over a new leaf in a new town after one of his many sex scandals. Kutner is the best fellow because he's living his life in that room, doing what he wants to do without any pretense or long-term goal, total commitment.
I don't think I can think of a fellow that didn't become biased and reckless around certain patients, at the end of the day they're all human
For House it was religious people
For Foreman it was homeless people
For Cameron it was cheaters
For Chase it was fat people
For 13 it was trannies
For Kutner it was orphans
For Taub it was hypocrites
Chase was also biased towards religious people
I could probably list multiple biases for all of them I just named the first one to come into my head, point is none of them are perfect
Which is good cus the show would suck ass otherwise
A fat, religious black patient wouldn't make it a day
Dibala
>House
Was literally the same with everyone, saying he hates religion is the ultimate midwit take. It all depended on how he was dealing with anything.
>Foreman
Started out with survival guilt from his young melanin-enriched activities. Overcame them over time and actually managed to reign House in on multiple occasions
>Cameron
It wasn’t just cheaters. It was justice as a whole. She didn’t ever do the best thing, she only did what she thought was the right thing - which cost her everything in the end
>Chase
The fat people hate was a thing, but his entire series wide arc was him coping with his religious upbringing, and him wasting that dictator was the climax. That’s why he ended up like House in the end, for better or worse
>13
Doomed from the start, and the entirety of her run was just the fact that she was basically a patient that was close to House. An eternal puzzle, a lesser Wilson
>Kutner
Guilt, shame, and self-loathing. Similar to house, but without the complex that would have kept him alive. They shouldn’t have killed him in that way though, was a waste
>Taub
Lmao, Taub was the second biggest hypocrite in the show behind House, so yeah, this one is just projection.
>saying he hates religion is the ultimate midwit take
One of the cases literally had him contemplating stopping treatment because it might justify some religious dogma
A single case. Where he was right in the end. And was going through a bunch of other shit leading up to the climax of that season. I’m not saying he doesn’t dab on. christcucks, but he dabs on everyone, for everything, if it doesn’t fit his narrative. Nailing that down to one thing is just wrong.
I think there were some positive experiences with religious people, he even went to church once
But on the whole he starts off antagonistic towards nearly every religious person in the show
The one he got along with best was the aids priest but only because he was an atheist for the duration of the episode
Even before that, he was not hostile towards the kid healer in season 2 - it even made him question himself. He was right in the end, but to say his entire persona was based around being anti-religion is a midwit take.
>but to say his entire persona was based around being anti-religion is a midwit take.
Never implied that, unless you think I'm also implying Chase's entire persona was hating fat people
>They shouldn’t have killed him in that way though, was a waste
Thanks Obama
>saying he hates religion is the ultimate midwit take
Bro he's literally Carlin on crack. Except that time he tried to have a near death experience because he had doubts and wantedto see for himself
Only the ultimate atheist would nearly kill himself just to make fun of christians even harder
He legitimately dealt with religion as tactfully as he could - given he’s fricking House, it was about as tactfully as any other patients foibles. Doesn’t mean he hates religion in particular, he just didn’t want anything extraneous getting in the way of his puzzle
I didn’t imply that, but when you say one thing per character, most people would assume that would be their primary characteristic.
Yeah but then like if you read the reply chain it would become clear that's not true
>saying he hates religion is the ultimate midwit take
not really fond of them is he though
House hates everything that gets in the way of his puzzle pieces. Women, gays, blacks, religion - he hates them all equally if they do something contextually that obstructs him.
It's part of it, but religion didn't get flack just because it was getting in the way of the diagnosis.
Neither did many other things, house had a personality beyond just being a diagnostics machine.
>saying he hates religion is the ultimate midwit take
One of the fellows was a Mormon and he definitely rode him way harder than everyone else, even before the Cameron bet
common misconception he didn't hate the mormon because he's religious he hated him because he's black
holy based
I also never thought blacks could be mormon for some reason
house was surprised too
So he rode him because of his beliefs only, because he just flat out hates religious people? Guess you’re going to say he actually hates Black folk too because he was racist to Foreman.
House disliked any mental block that can stop someone from being fully objective. If an actual pious person came along that could leave it out of the diagnostic process, House would have been fine with it. It’s not mine or his fault it wasn’t casted (or doesn’t exist).
>So he rode him because of his beliefs only, because he just flat out hates religious people?
it was made pretty clear
at one point Wilson mentions House read all the holy books because he takes joy in pointing out how hypocritical people are being
Then there was the Cuddy baptism which involved a lot of israeli mockery, no diagnosis required
There were moments where he showed doubt, but I think you're just gonna have to accept disliking religion was just an aspect of his character
>Wilson banter
Doesn’t ever count. It’s usually just a narrative bridge to whatever the plot is and at the end a bridge back to House maybe
>Cuddy shit
See the same with Wilson, except even more so.
House obviously doesn’t like religion because it’s not logical. However, in every episode he deals with it, he recognizes that the underlying message that the people are trying to spread is not malicious, and he doesn’t hate them because they are religious, he just dislikes them because their beliefs interfere with his process.
The man spends enough time in the hospital chapel, and, while it’s a nice place to sleep sometimes, he does respect religious belief to a certain extent.
>nuh uh I don't accept the things that happen in the show because it goes against my headcanon
uuuuh, sounds like cope
I already said he disliked religion and isn’t religious himself. I just argued that it’s not his dominant character trait, and the entire point of the series is that he hates whatever is blocking him at a given time.
>doesn't count
>doesn't count
>doesn't count
There is no point discussing this given you're clearly just going to dismiss every instance of House making fun of religious people as "not counting"
I don't know what got you so emotionally invested in believing House has no bias against Christians or whatever but I hope you untangle that thread eventually
And I don’t understand why you think his general disdain for everything means he must hate religious people more than others. I’m not even religious myself, but him treating religious people with logic isn’t hatred - it’s honestly just an inevitability. The fact that you think he has a bias against ANYONE means you don’t understand the show.
>The fact that you think he has a bias against ANYONE means you don’t understand the show.
you're a moron
I think you think house isn't a character with human emotions and biases but some sort of plot device which is cringe
>I’m not even religious myself
it's kinda sounding like your are religious but your religion is house
house rides everyone but he definitely made fun of the mormon extra hard
And mormons generally are a little bit more devout than the average Christian. This was also around the time where Mormons were getting heavy media attention.
there's that episode where William from Westworld plays a priest and talks about religion with House. House ultimately likes the puzzle of a god existing or not existing
That was a top-tier episode, the one with the teen preacher is also great
no
GIVE ME UNA THAUSEND CC'S
>They shouldn’t have killed him in that way though, was a waste
I disagree massivly
Kutners suicide was the best way any character has ever been written out and I'm tired of hearing people just say the obama trivia piece, that was one of the best written suicides in any tv show
>For 13 it was trannies
what
i assume it was the episode where 13 thinks some intersex kid is suicidal and ruins their whole family dynamic
coomkino
she clearly is God's favourite
Do Americans really sleep like this
The only people I've ever known who slept facedown were women because they don't have a benis in the way. Even then it's unpopular because it can frick up your neck. For me it's side sleeping.
It's worse for the women because of the boobs.
>she then unzips Dr. House's dick
coal burner
So she's into steam engines too?
Sweet.
Would do her in the firebox.
Cameron is his favorite/successor but Dr. Hadley was also one of his best students.
Cameron sucks though. Her I can fix him attitude is obnoxious
That's why she is House's successor.
nta but house's successor is the person who could replace house in a spinoff, aka nobody on the show. House is unique
House's successor is Chase, which was the best choice
>very smart, only one of House's staff who is in his ballpark when it comes to intelligence
>unemotional and not afraid to make the hard decisions
>best surgeon in the hospital
>bit of a wienery butthole
If I were to do a House spinoff I'd reverse it to have Chase be the head of diagnostics recruiting a new young doctor that reminds him of House and then reveal that the new doctor is actually someone acting as a proxy for the real House who wants to be a doctor again but can't because he faked his death
my headcanon is house eventually makes it to cuba or some country that would never extradite him to the US, but still allows him to be a doctor and treat patients
Mine is that after Wilson died, House took his identity and kept practising
I always figured House would off himself after Wilson dies
He'd never take such an easy out.
He was very close and he had more to live for
>House's successor is Chase
lmao no not even close, he's probably the farthest away from House
He did literally end up being House's successor bro
He did not. The show does not answer who House's successor would be, but Cameron was the most likely to eventually become as skilled but also unpredictable as House. Cameron was the only other person on the show who felt as hard as House felt.
>chase literally gets house's job after house fricks off with wilson
>NO NOT LIKE THAT THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE'S THE SUCCESSOR
stop being a moron
stop being a dim-wit who thinks having his name on a door means anything
Get your head out of your ass you dumb pseud.
you missed the entire point of the show
He literally because the successor to the only diagnostics department in the whole world
which doesn't matter at all
I don't think you know what the word "successor" even means
I don't think you do.
Being a crude inferior clone of House is not being his successor. That's why Foreman isn't in this discussion.
You personally being autistic doesn't change the definition of "successor"
You're right Foreman isn't in this discussion because he didn't succeed House's department
If anything he's Cuddy's successor
Foreman tried and failed to succeed House in season 6, when House quits briefly after his stint in the psych ward.
Dr. Chase is the head of the department of diagnostic medicine. Who is his predecessor as head of the department?
Foreman might've made the role work (lol) but House didn't really give him a choice as his absence lasted a whole episode
NTA but you're extremely stupid. Learn2subtext.
you can't convince me this isn't the OP trying to keep his thread bumped
You can't bump your own threads, tourist.
You're exceptionally good at playing an overconfident moron
>but Cameron was the most likely to eventually become as skilled but also unpredictable as House
what the actual frick are you talking about bro
cameron ended up leaving absolutely despising what house was and what he turned his fellows into
confirmed for not having watched the series
anon please gain brain wrinkles
what are you moronic
I want her to try to fix me and fail miserably.
It’s a very realistic portrayal of a female doctor though
Just finished season 2, I am scared that the inclusion of new characters on s4 will ruin the show? Is this true?
The show is good the entire way through
absolutely not. s2 and s4 are peak house
>best
2,4
>second best
1,3
>third best
5
>haven't seen
the rest
house is a israeli show made for women s1 is average, s2 onward is jut the usual sex show for roasties and s8 is abysmal.
>da jooz
t.jew
It goes downhill at season 7 but its pretty okish
used to think Courtney Ford looked similar but now all I see is Riley Reid
I need Olivia to dom the frick out of me
that lower mandible... her dad must've been Yautja.
Cameron is a real qt, shame they fricked her personality up.
Nah shes mid. Maybe 4/10 and im being generous
You're just trying to bait me into posting her ass but I'm not going to fall for it
She has no ass. Shes flat as a board, front or back
PUTA!
>shes ugly
get off social media you dumb c**t
The entire point of the show is that House can never achieve happiness, and all of the other doctors aspiring to be like him either sacrifice their morals and burn out, or try too hard and end up like Kutner.
The only two doctors worth a shit at the end were Foreman (who knew that house didn’t define him, and thus took lessons from him but didn’t let his influence consume him) and Chase (who did the exact opposite of Foreman, but he was always being set up to be the next House, so when he came back they just accelerated it). It’s really not hard, the entire premise was that House is exactly like some of the treatments he’d have to give - reckless, unorthodox and sometimes cruel, so if you weren’t strong enough to either fully reject or embrace that (like Foreman and Chase), then you were doomed from the start.
Wrong
Care to explain? I left out Cuddy and Wilson here, but other than Chase and Foreman, everyone else who can actually be a good doctor self-sabotages (but can’t deal with it like House), an heroes, or was doomed from the start like Thirteen.
Chase and Foreman were the only ones ever worth a crap as actual doctors. Cameron could never let her emotions completely go, but not in a good way, which led to the fact she left Chase after he saved half of Africa.
Why didn't House just simply arrange a threesome between him, Cameron, and 13?
It's the commonly accepted cure for clinical depression
Didnt you watch the show? Hes too afraid to get attached to people, he just want to be alone. Except wilson though, he wants to suck his dick
It could have been a no-strings-attached thing, so long as he doesn't pull a Chase and catch oneitis
Wouldve still affected his day to day thinking specially when doing diagnosis. Hes not taking any chances, heck he even tried to break up foreman and thirteen because relationships in the workplace hampers their job
That's a big jaw
For you
>shes ugly
ur gay
she literally kills a patient and he hires her anyway
absolute crazy favoritism
Cameron was so perfect for House in every way, it's bullshit they didn't end up together
I don’t think the show played up enough how toxic his ex wife was and how still loving her contributed to his self loathing, depression and drug abuse. She wrecked his leg at the same time she dismissed his medical ability and just tore him the frick down.
To be honest real medgays end up like House or truly believing. You can only watch so many babies die and hear the screams of their loved ones before you are bitter and jaded or completely give over to believing that there is something more.
Masters a cute.
easily the most kino character in the making, and the actress ruined it by chasing pilots that never got picked up.
the worst tragedy of house
yea look at how fricking ugly she is dude here's a kickass idea for a drinking game. take a shot for every hideous deformity you see, oh brother i'll be on the ground in 10 seconds or less you get me going all up on this game man what a fricking MONSTER
people on tumblr and twitter hate Chase so fricking much
Chase is made to pander to the chads and Cameron is made to pander to the stacies
>Season 1~3 House-team actors still appear in the intro
>Even though they barely appear in the show now
Why didn't they swap the names for the new actors? They're the new center of attention now, no?. Kinda weird.
They are still in like every episode
House dislikes religious people because he thinks they can't adapt to scientific procedures. He would criticise you for respecting doing no labor on Saturday, but if you save a life that day because you think that's more important, he'd call you a hypocrite with weak beliefs. After all, he's just a troll who's trying to beat you with sophistries. He's a smart doctor, but a dumb person.
And his favorite is Chase. He sees him as the House that couldn't be and doesn't want him to end up like him. He also trolls him the less about him being a believer.
Chase is barely religious, he draws a pretty thick line between faith and science and mostly just uses Christianity as a strat to frick cute nuns
I know the show drummed up the similarities between House & Foreman, and House & Chase, but I always thought she was the most similar to House in terms of personality and outlook. I also got the feeling he liked her the most, maybe it's because he gelled with her more than the others.
The House and Foreman parallel always felt a bit forced, bro couldn't use a vending machine without someone comparing him to House
At one point Foreman gave a patient House's phone number and Cameron said some dumb shit like
>I can't believe you'd do this you're not house you're even worse than him!
Agreed, they have some things in common but characters were acting like he was House's clone or something. I get why Foreman was getting annoyed at the comparisons. And yeah I remember that exact moment, I chalked it up to Cameron being irrational cause she's in love with House but iirc the episode treats her as being in the right about that which is silly
It was one of the worst season finales I think, just felt like the writers cooking up some contrivance to get a new cast because they're bored of the original 3
She was the only team member House ever felt empathy for. The Huntington's and resulting nihilism and self-destructive behavior and all that. But she eventually got over it and rejected him when he came back for her and offered to euthanize her if her condition got too bad.
>But she eventually got over it and rejected him
Nah House told her to frick off because
a/ he didn't want a doctor hanging around due to guilt
b/ he cared about 13 spending her time how she actually wanted to instead of how she felt obligated to
disregard that, im moronic
Maybe. I think he finds her to be the most interesting. The rest of the fellows are boring no-lifes. I think of Foreman as House's favorite, but I don't know how to back that up.
Also, I was watching a lot of this show lately because I found a twitch channel that marathoned it 24/7, but it seems like it got killed in a permanent way before I got to see every episode. Frick twitch.
I think House saw Foreman as the most competent, even if he wasn't necessarily the best doctor among them (that would probably be Chase) and maybe trusted him the most. Foreman is the only person aside from Wilson who knows House faked his death, it's interesting that House wanted him to know and entrusted him with the knowledge
Foreman was the one constant in House's life through all the years, and the one who brought him back after his prison stint. His "hood" background made him more of a complete person than the other doctors who led relatively charmed lives. Generally, if you gave Foreman all the information and proper context about a situation, he would make the correct decision.
She looks like she fricks dogs
I was such a house coomer as a young lad that in junior high when facebook first came out I made a second profile called "Olivia Wilde" and set it to be in a relationship with my main profile.
Impressive
Man jaw
Ugly
I'm the kid who touchedJennifer Morrison's ass AMA
House's greatest students in the sense that they took his lessons to heart and used them to become truly exceptional doctors.
Wilson
Cameron
13
Taub
Foreman went in his own direction and lineage. House respects him greatly but doesn't see him as a successor.
Chase failed and rejected House's teachings. That he is the one in House's office at the end of the series is highly indicative of how much he has failed to become his own man. House would *never* accept such a position working in someone else's shadow.
>the fact he's doing House's job now proves exactly how much of a not successor he is
meds
I think you're confusing the show as its presented with your own homoerotic fanfiction tbh
You probably have actual medical autism anon if you think because Chase has House's office at the end that makes him the successor. It speaks to an inability to parse the emotional aspect of the show and a need to base everything on literal interpretations.
That is the definition of the word yes
I think you're making up headcanons and masquerading them as high IQ interpretation of a show for housewives.
You could plug your ears and pretend everyone making fun of you has autism, but that seems like an awful coping mechanism.
He is in possession of the B.O.U.O what more do you want?
basically excalibur
>gets his diagnostics department
>fires taub, makes it a harem
>IT WAS ONE KISS
>FOR A DYING GIRL
>Olivia Wilde
>Ugly
Terrible bait. Go away.
Should webm the scene where he tard rages at chase
Why? Jennifer's ass probably isn't in that scene.
Guys what if Cameron was just a little bit chubbier, and didn't shave or wax her forearms, armpits and legs?