anyone seen "MEN" (2022)?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >A24
    Not watching that garbage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only marvel movies for you aye Mike and Jay?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I like Men

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hey Allan, why don't you try touching grass and having sex?

    • 2 years ago
      Florpus

      i'm allergic to both grass and females, steve

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who else had the Two and a Half Men theme tune running through their heads continually while watching this?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the scrumpy guy was actually funny, otherwise it was competently made but had a very oversimplified message and went up its own ass with the ending.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >very oversimplified message
      3/4 of the movie has stuff that you would ask 100 people about and you would get 150 answers what it means.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the thing about men, basically the central theme of the movie, was pretty obvious tho, innit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i don't agree. I mean, yeah, it's about misogyny, toxic masculinity and all that shit but take for example the goofy iteration of the MAN. He was just weird but through her perception he comes off as a creep. That means something.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He was just weird but through her perception he comes off as a creep
            Thats literally what "creep" means. "Creep" is so universally effective, because it doesnt describe the person, it describes the emotion the person feels when dealing with said "creep".

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Thats literally what "creep" means.
              no it's not. "Weird" can be neutral or even positive sometimes. "Creep" is always very negative.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the main girl is my favorite type. creamy skin color, dark brunette/black hair, uk accent. i cum just like the rest of the men in that movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's Irish, Belfast specifically, technically still part of the UK but we both know that isn't what you meant by "uk accent"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's no 'technically' about it, Belfast is a British city, founded, settled and built only by British people.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All of Ireland is British, not all of it is in the UK. You can stop your coping Rorke, we both know exactly what I mean when I say technically.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's from Kerry, what are you talking about?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's from Kerry you fricking spa

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It had me quite interested with all the folk-mysticism. Sadly overshadowed by the stupid subtle-as-a-brick "men are dangerous" metaphor. The ending was literally up its own ass.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t watch A24, predictable and behind the curve like everything. All the black husbands I know really love their shit though, goddamn I know SO many black husbands. Everything is organic and new and important, a “real movie” company springing up under Marvel dominance, I never could have expected!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >All the black husbands I know really love their shit though, goddamn I know SO many black husbands.
      ???
      Please explain your social situation?
      How are you meeting these black husbands? I'm not even making a gay-cuck joke. Your post makes it sound like you're a PTA mom or something, which is unusual for Cinemaphile, so my curiosity is piqued.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm not even making a gay-cuck joke.
        No one ever makes fun of or insults homosexual cucks. Only the straight ones. What gives?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like when the man shat out another man who was also the man because all men are the same and evil

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of those was a woman tho

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >anyone see men?
    >any1 seemen?
    >seemen?
    >semen?
    What did he mean by this??

    • 2 years ago
      Florpus

      i understand that male ejaculate is often on your mind, but clearly i was referring to sea men

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I watched it on Saturday with my bros. It takes itself a bit too seriously for something so silly. We laughed several times, particularly at the scene with the kid.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why isn't it called WHITE MEN

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First half was kinda fun but second half became the stereotypical A24 onions-horror shit with heavy-handed symbolism. It even ended with the "final shot of heroine covered in blood smiling". It was like if you fed every A24 horror movie into an blender. Worthless

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll watch it for my wife Sofie Buckley

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it with a guy from board game club I barely knew, we were both extremely confused, it was great

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. Saw the trailer and deliberately avoided it, because it looked like more woke bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you could use a trigger warning

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