Anyone seen The Last Samurai? It's basically Tom Cruise living in a militant Japanese version of the Shire and it's pretty based
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Anyone seen The Last Samurai?
Anyone seen The Last Samurai? It's basically Tom Cruise living in a militant Japanese version of the Shire and it's pretty based
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pure quinoa.
Why didn't he just indulge in sake moderately?
I really liked this movie
My take was that he developed a drinking problem to cope with the horrific things he had seen or done. Later in the movie his former commander told him he could make enough money to keep himself in the bottle for the rest of his life if he made a deal to lead the charge against the samurai
>SAKE!!!!111!!!!
>militant
the mind of a bugman is something else
Hans Zimmer at his best
Call me troon but I didn't like how he would rise through the ranks of some isolated Japanese community so quickly as a white foreigner. Wasn't birth/ancestry very important to the Japs?
>leader had prophetic dream
>Cruise embodied it
Simple as.
>rise through the ranks of some isolated Japanese community
what the frick does this even mean
>Wasn't birth/ancestry very important to the Japs
Did you watch the movie? This was basically a gang of desperate rebel japs and Cruise was a captured enemy soldier who joined the cause.
Their cause was the defense of traditional Japanese values. Yet they were led by a white dude.
>they were led by a white dude
lol based moron
maybe you should keep track of shit you only know about because a stand-up comedian said something about it, short bus
Everyone made the same complaint when it came out was thought of as a tom cruise conceit
>being a race traitor is based
Lol. Rejecting your culture and deciding some shit skin culture is superior is pure cuckoldry . white savior movies my ass, shit like this, dances with wolves, last of the mohicans, lawrence of arabia, pocahantas, avatar are subversive bullshit meant to influence white men into hating their own colonial imperialist history in favor of eastern and nativist mysticism.
grow up
i'm a racist but i have no ill will towards west asians. japanese and chinese people have white skin. they are generally accomplished. and they're xenophobic like me. i respect it.
>last of the mohicans
wow you could not be more wrong. let's review the white characters in that film
>duncan
courageous, dedicated, has genuine love, is intelligent; ends up sacrificing himself to save the woman he loves
>col. munro
strong, strategic military leader who refuses to bow down. only fault was being a dick to hawkeye. only accusation made against him is by the villain
>cora
beautiful courageous independent woman who only wants to protect her sister
>alice
a terrified and sweet girl
>natty bumppo
DDL as a comic book superhero who can snipe you from a mile with his musket
>gen. montcalm
reserved, pragmatic, merciful; only gets the idea to betray munro from the villain
>settlers (americans)
good men that just want to protect their families; end up getting deceived by the british army. one of them is a HELL OF A RUNNER
>magua
villain of the film, looks VERY indian, has a mohawk, has an indian accent. murdering crazy savage who only wants revenge and blood
>sachem
huron chief who is in his infinite wisdom decides that cora should be burned to death and alice should be property of the mohawks
>all the other random indian guys in the film
savages that shriek wear war-paint and scream like banshees in ecstasy when a white guy gets burned to death
you really think uncas and chingachasiatic make up for all that? why would there be so many good white people and evil indians?
>pocahantas
in actuality it's the story of white imperialists kidnapping a beautiful native princess and having their fun while the natives seethe. in the disney film it's a love story and all the anger between the two sides is based on a romeo and juliet type misunderstanding
i leave dances with wolves, lawrence of arabia and avatar to others
im not reading that
phoneposter detected
but i do hate how my country spread industry around the world instead of keeping it for ourselves
The Japanese are whiter than whites. We would do well to adopt some of their better cultural practices.
"white culture" is already finished
because you diaspora aren't good enough to keep it propped up.
Go leave moron
>t. Chicano
>....perfect
>"you give me, the rast samurai, stomach ouchie, bakagaijin."
>"now you gain honorary titre, the rast samurai. ACCKKKK"
>kills a man
>fricks his wife
>becomes the last samurai
how can nips even compete?
it's Dances with Wolves in Japan
>talking about The Last Samurai as if it's some undiscovered niche film
I HATE THE ZOOMERCHRIST
I HATE THE ZOOMERCHRIST
I HATE THE ZOOMERCHRIST
>Anyone seen The Last Samurai?
No, nobody has seen this movie that grossed $500 million and stars the biggest movie star on the planet.
Cruise is always kino
I like it. Be prepared for everyone here to shit on it and tell you YWNBJ.
I watched this film years ago but don't remember anything about it, sorry.
this movie is french erasure
the change was worth it just for the kino intro scene alone
I remember seeing Tom's private jet parked at the airport back when they were filming this.
It was white with red and gold markings.
Taranaki is a shit hole. I bet he'd never go back.
I read your post in Stanley Tucci's voice
it makes troons seethe
yeah ill never forget that gatling gun
>The rebels should have modern gear and firearms
>Samurai weren't being attacked in the streets, they got pensions or joined the military
>Advisors were mostly Prussian since they were modernizing to be able to not get ruled over by Americans and Britbongs
Once you get past that though, there's good action scenes like the ninjas attacking the theatre and some kino moments like Tom Cruise and Ken Watanabe discussing Little Big Horn.
it looks clean too