This is a white dinner jacket. Indy's cream one is probably made of soft tropical wool or cotton or a mix of the two. He also wears a black bow tie, white shirt, black waistcoat, black trousers, black patent leather oxford shoes and black cotton socks following the classic black-tie dress code. This is the pick of warm-weather formal evening wardrobe and he looks impeccable
>fun musical number >fast-paced chase through Shanghai streets >jumping out of crashing a plane
It's the best intro in the series and the best part of the film itself
Obviously they went with a completely different opening to raiders and they went with a safer option for the last crusade, but it still fit the setting. We rarely saw indy in the context of society during the era the movies took place in
It fit the setting but didn't really set up the movie you were about to watch like the other two.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Because them ending up in India was an accident. He was supposed to be getting the pay off for another adventure that we missed at the start of the film
I'm guessing Spielberg, Lucas, and Ford all ran a train on her back in the 80's and he handling of Lucasfilm has been revenge ever since. That's the only explanation I can think of that would justify her handling of the company.
Of course all of them frick that b***h in her good days were she was frickable, but my guess is she suck more dicks In higher positions to be were she is now
Talent or no talent, she's been part of the biggest movies of the past 40 years, she must know enough that would burn Hollywood to the ground if she talked
Short Round is cool as frick, both when you're a kid and when you're an adult
But Willie genuinely just brings the whole fricking picture down. I don't know WHAT they were thinking when they decided >hmm what if our leading lady just b***hed and screamed throughout the entire film?
And Spielberg even ended up marrying her after this
That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve sucked dicks
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was so gay to want my eardrums to still be intact by the time the credits roll
I still like the movie a whole bunch btw, none of the original three Indy movies are even anywhere close to average. They're all damn good films. But Willie just sucks and she drags Temple down in comparison
You would have been beaten up in a 1984 schoolyard for sure, anon. No one complained over Willie, not even gays who were in the closet where (you) should be.
>No one complained over Willie
Willie has been the main complaint about Temple ever since it first came out. The gay complaints were always to do with people complaining about the darker tone or it somehow being racist against Indians (when the whole point is that Pankot Palace is deeply corrupt and not good people at all)
>But Willie genuinely just brings the whole fricking picture down. I don't know WHAT they were thinking when they decided
You just didn't get it. Have you never heard of a damsel in distress? Her reactions to stuff were hilarious and indy and short round reacting to her was as well.
>Have you never heard of a damsel in distress?
Yeah, and she's a hell of an annoying one >Her reactions to stuff were hilarious
Not really tbh, the only time she's actually funny is the back and forth scene where she's waiting for Indy to come into her bedroom while he's getting the shit kicked out of him next door
Her screaming at every single animal isn't funny at all and even if you do find it funny, it gets stale quick
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Willie has been the main complaint about Temple ever since it first came out.
Says the zoomer. >The gay complaints came from my God-forsaken generation that is hated even by my parents.
Preach.
11 months ago
Anonymous
her not wanting to eat the village food and indys embarrassment was a great scene. >eat it
11 months ago
Anonymous
Okay yeah I'll give you that
Both Doom and Crusade are great and the trilogy as a whole is amazing but people are genuinely deluding themselves when they say any one but Raiders is the best.
I rewatched Raiders recently after having not seen it in a few years and yeah, it's just an incredibly tight film. I can't even think of any real criticism aside from the bluescreen being wonky in the nightime desert scenes. The only other point against it that comes close is the meme criticism that Indy doesn't affect the plot, but that's such a stupid thing to complain about. It's a perfectly done film.
But the other two are so good as well that really, it just becomes a matter of preference as to which is your favourite Indy film.
That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve sucked dicks
I've yet to see one of you gays ever offer an actual argument for why Winnie screaming and complaining and running all around the jungle like she's in a fricking cartoon is actually good
Hard mode: don't reply back with cope, filtered, or calling me a gay
>But Willie genuinely just brings the whole fricking picture down. I don't know WHAT they were thinking when they decided
You just didn't get it. Have you never heard of a damsel in distress? Her reactions to stuff were hilarious and indy and short round reacting to her was as well.
>Her reactions to stuff were hilarious and indy and short round reacting to her was as well.
No they aren't. When she's running around in the jungle while Indy are playing with cards is literally not funny at all
It sounds funny in theory, but the execution is terrible.
Face it, Winnie fricking sucks, she's annoying and no one other than contrarian gays like you like her
Indy shooting the swordsman was the type of humor the series should have went with, instead in Temple of Doom they decided Looney Tunes was a better fit
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Looney Tunes
She doesn't do anything that you wouldn't expect from some pampered celebrity woman. George Lucas just filtered the plebs again.
They should have kept the opening credits off screen for awhile during this part
The audiences (probably teen boys) would have been annoyed that they walked into a musical
It was always my favourite. It's the one I would watch all the time growing up. The best atmosphere, best music, best setting, best villain. The bridge is probably the best scene out of all the movies.
Temple of Doom is my favorite movie of the trilogy because on top of it being pure adventure kino, the mine cart sequence is one of the greatest action set pieces of all time. Most of the people who complain about this movie probably haven’t watched it and are just parroting the same opinion they hear (Indy’s girl in this movie is too obnoxious!!).
Crusade's intro is really good, just sucks it become a launching point for a TV series and not a spin off film for River Phoenix. Could have kept that boy alive had Lucas not been such a fuddle mutt.
Both Doom and Crusade are great and the trilogy as a whole is amazing but people are genuinely deluding themselves when they say any one but Raiders is the best.
>movie starts with breaking the fourth wall and character entering pocket dimension inside a restaurant to dance and sing
kino as frick
shame that they go to india later and the whole movie isn't about indy fighting with triads in shanghai
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
ToD was very messy but had some real kino >We’re going home. All of us >Indy’s shadow looming behind the slaver >That expression of pure contempt on his face
10/10
>Best of the first three. Thank you mrs spielberg.
Reddit NPC’s will even argue for Crystal Skull over Temple sometimes it’s pathetic, probably using RT as their reasoning.
I’ve heard Temple of Doom called “tasteless” but I think that can only be applied to the often simplistic racial depictions and the gross out banquet. The human sacrifices have a fearsome lunatic grandeur too powerful to simply be dismissed as “tasteless” or “silly.” From some angles Mola Ram’s headdress with the gargantuan horns can look a little foolish, but usually it conjures mighty satanic imagery perfect for such an underground bloodletting.
I am dismayed when I hear over and over and over how Temple of Doom is the weakest of the trilogy and blah, blah, blah. If anything the pagan occult mythology is far more suited to the purposes of what the origins of this character were. The Judeo-Christian mythology of Raiders and Last Crusade almost make those films look innocuous by comparison with the foreign, exotic supernatural forces at work in Temple of Doom. Heart-ripping human sacrifices will always be more terrifying to me than drinking water out of the wrong Grail chalice. There is more fright and horror in the underground Thuggee ceremonies than there is in the entireties of Raiders or Last Crusade, with exception to the gory finale of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Temple of Doom goes into the heart of darkness while the bookends remain timidly within the realms of white-bread danger.
>it belongs in a museum! >So do you!
Why did this guy think that this was a good comeback he’s like 30 years older than Indiana Jones. Also how come we never find out what this guy’s name is?
Antidote
Diamond
Unbelievably based villain for how little screentime he got.
This is a white dinner jacket. Indy's cream one is probably made of soft tropical wool or cotton or a mix of the two. He also wears a black bow tie, white shirt, black waistcoat, black trousers, black patent leather oxford shoes and black cotton socks following the classic black-tie dress code. This is the pick of warm-weather formal evening wardrobe and he looks impeccable
Worst intro of the trilogy tbh
The intro is the only good part
moron. It's the best.
>fun musical number
>fast-paced chase through Shanghai streets
>jumping out of crashing a plane
It's the best intro in the series and the best part of the film itself
>best part of the movie
Indy saving the little Dopinders was kino at it's finest
The gross Indian food banquet was pretty memorable
Holy shit taste. Indy accidentally punching the lady always gets a good laugh out me and my dad
Literally the best intro of all 3 movies
Nope. That's crusade.
Nah, it was good. It’s also the best movie.
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I'm as human as the next man.
>How did you know she was a Nazi?
>She talksh in her shleep.
>They hated him because he told them the truth
What's wrong with a 1930s night club? The yakuza meeting? Anything goes is a good song too.
Musical number felt like it belonged in a different movie. The other two start off with Indy doing cool shit.
Obviously they went with a completely different opening to raiders and they went with a safer option for the last crusade, but it still fit the setting. We rarely saw indy in the context of society during the era the movies took place in
It fit the setting but didn't really set up the movie you were about to watch like the other two.
Because them ending up in India was an accident. He was supposed to be getting the pay off for another adventure that we missed at the start of the film
As a kid I would literally put this movie on every night before bed because the intro was distilled comfyness
Truth
Winnie fricking sucks, I have no idea why this board sucks this movie off so much
Kathleen Kennedy
I'm guessing Spielberg, Lucas, and Ford all ran a train on her back in the 80's and he handling of Lucasfilm has been revenge ever since. That's the only explanation I can think of that would justify her handling of the company.
She has proof he killed Heather O'Rourke
Of course all of them frick that b***h in her good days were she was frickable, but my guess is she suck more dicks In higher positions to be were she is now
Talent or no talent, she's been part of the biggest movies of the past 40 years, she must know enough that would burn Hollywood to the ground if she talked
That's how this no talented b***h gets her privilege position, by sucking dick and give her ass to directors and CEOs
Maybe Temple of Doom is based after all
I would doom her temple if you know what I mean
It sounds like you're saying you want to give her AIDS
>after all
Only cucks and reddit don't like it.
Reddit NPC’s will even argue for Crystal Skull over Temple sometimes it’s pathetic, probably using RT as their reasoning.
Why do people pretend that the supporting cast in Temple of Doom didn't ruin the whole movie?
They didn't
i dont mind the kid, but the woman is absolutely insufferable
Short Round is cool as frick, both when you're a kid and when you're an adult
But Willie genuinely just brings the whole fricking picture down. I don't know WHAT they were thinking when they decided
>hmm what if our leading lady just b***hed and screamed throughout the entire film?
And Spielberg even ended up marrying her after this
>But Willie genuinely just brings the whole fricking picture down
Imagine being this gay^
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was so gay to want my eardrums to still be intact by the time the credits roll
I still like the movie a whole bunch btw, none of the original three Indy movies are even anywhere close to average. They're all damn good films. But Willie just sucks and she drags Temple down in comparison
You would have been beaten up in a 1984 schoolyard for sure, anon. No one complained over Willie, not even gays who were in the closet where (you) should be.
>No one complained over Willie
Willie has been the main complaint about Temple ever since it first came out. The gay complaints were always to do with people complaining about the darker tone or it somehow being racist against Indians (when the whole point is that Pankot Palace is deeply corrupt and not good people at all)
>Have you never heard of a damsel in distress?
Yeah, and she's a hell of an annoying one
>Her reactions to stuff were hilarious
Not really tbh, the only time she's actually funny is the back and forth scene where she's waiting for Indy to come into her bedroom while he's getting the shit kicked out of him next door
Her screaming at every single animal isn't funny at all and even if you do find it funny, it gets stale quick
>Willie has been the main complaint about Temple ever since it first came out.
Says the zoomer.
>The gay complaints came from my God-forsaken generation that is hated even by my parents.
Preach.
her not wanting to eat the village food and indys embarrassment was a great scene.
>eat it
Okay yeah I'll give you that
I rewatched Raiders recently after having not seen it in a few years and yeah, it's just an incredibly tight film. I can't even think of any real criticism aside from the bluescreen being wonky in the nightime desert scenes. The only other point against it that comes close is the meme criticism that Indy doesn't affect the plot, but that's such a stupid thing to complain about. It's a perfectly done film.
But the other two are so good as well that really, it just becomes a matter of preference as to which is your favourite Indy film.
I've yet to see one of you gays ever offer an actual argument for why Winnie screaming and complaining and running all around the jungle like she's in a fricking cartoon is actually good
Hard mode: don't reply back with cope, filtered, or calling me a gay
She had good charisma with Ford, did a good acting job, and was attractive. You're just a homosexual zoomer.
>did a good acting job
Ho-ly shit.
Yes, she did a good job acting like a dumb annoying b***h. And her chemistry with ford was no better than any of his other companions
She was a fish out of water and having indy being embarrassed and annoyed by her but still wanting to frick her was a good dynamic.
That’s the gayest thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve sucked dicks
>But Willie genuinely just brings the whole fricking picture down. I don't know WHAT they were thinking when they decided
You just didn't get it. Have you never heard of a damsel in distress? Her reactions to stuff were hilarious and indy and short round reacting to her was as well.
>Her reactions to stuff were hilarious and indy and short round reacting to her was as well.
No they aren't. When she's running around in the jungle while Indy are playing with cards is literally not funny at all
That scene was gold. She's having a fit and neither of them could give the slightest frick.
It sounds funny in theory, but the execution is terrible.
Face it, Winnie fricking sucks, she's annoying and no one other than contrarian gays like you like her
Indy shooting the swordsman was the type of humor the series should have went with, instead in Temple of Doom they decided Looney Tunes was a better fit
>Looney Tunes
She doesn't do anything that you wouldn't expect from some pampered celebrity woman. George Lucas just filtered the plebs again.
Its the worst of the trilogy, but it is by no means a bad movie. It's better than the tripe that passes for movies these days.
Same thing applies to Star Trek V. Its regarded as the worse of the original movies, but its still a good star trek movie.
>Same thing applies to Star Trek V. Its regarded as the worse of the original movies, but its still a good star trek movie.
I knew there were others like me. It's as though a weight has been lifted from my heart.
share your pain anon
>Same thing applies to Star Trek V. Its regarded as the worse of the original movies, but its still a good star trek movie.
Unfathomably based
Star Trek V is a good television episode that inexplicably played in theaters. Same for TNG's Insurrection.
We
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And then he pulls a funny face but it's a serious face like :o/
Haha
>:o/
Opinion discarded emoticon queer
Hey don't call him that!
>ironic shitposting
>your head
wtf
They should have kept the opening credits off screen for awhile during this part
The audiences (probably teen boys) would have been annoyed that they walked into a musical
Spare the homosexual brackets reddit Black person
In English doc
Cease the pointless, excessive use of parentheses, dear friend.
That makes two of us
Always annoyed me when the bucket of ice spills
over and the cubes are cloudy and look nothing
like a diamond.
>When suburban '80s mom gets to come on the adventure too
>suburban '80s mom
>pampered, childless 30s singer
Pick one
'80s mom playing a pampered, childless 30s singer, badly
She played the part well, even if you couldn't appreciate it.
go to bed spielberg
I suppose you would prefer more strong woman nonsense. The character was perfectly suited to the movie and the serials they were paying homage to.
Cinemaphile is finally getting around to the fact that temple of doom is the best one. pure pulp action fun with a mix of horror
It was always my favourite. It's the one I would watch all the time growing up. The best atmosphere, best music, best setting, best villain. The bridge is probably the best scene out of all the movies.
One of the dancers destroyed Star Wars.
Temple of Doom is my favorite movie of the trilogy because on top of it being pure adventure kino, the mine cart sequence is one of the greatest action set pieces of all time. Most of the people who complain about this movie probably haven’t watched it and are just parroting the same opinion they hear (Indy’s girl in this movie is too obnoxious!!).
Spare the homosexual brackets reddit Black person
I actually believe this though. b***h literally ruins the movie.
>INDIEEEEEEEEE
>Willie covers up the N
>INDIA
Nice foreshadowing.
Frick. This film has been out since 1984 and only just now has God seen fit for someone to notice that connection.
Crusade's intro is really good, just sucks it become a launching point for a TV series and not a spin off film for River Phoenix. Could have kept that boy alive had Lucas not been such a fuddle mutt.
I was talking about Temple, but Crusade is good all around, no doubt.
Kino opening.
Shit move.
Stfu
have a nice day, cuck.
I wish they’d have done more stuff in China in the movie
You should play The Emperor’s tomb if you want that
Stevaaaan seeeegaaaaal
Both Doom and Crusade are great and the trilogy as a whole is amazing but people are genuinely deluding themselves when they say any one but Raiders is the best.
>movie starts with breaking the fourth wall and character entering pocket dimension inside a restaurant to dance and sing
kino as frick
shame that they go to india later and the whole movie isn't about indy fighting with triads in shanghai
ToD is kind of like Harry Potter to me, I enjoy it when I watch it, but I'm also making fun of it the whole time cause it's fricking moronic
It's a great adventure movie.
Ah Dr Jones I just had your fathers dusty old balls in my mouth.
>It wash like a conshtant porno, Junior.
I genuinely blame Last Crusade for my taste in women.
>blame
You just can't find good Nazi girls anymore.
>all I have to do is squeeze
>all I have to do is scream
literally not an issue if he just choked her
Then Donovan would know what the right cup was and he wouldn’t die of extreme decay and age
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
ToD was very messy but had some real kino
>We’re going home. All of us
>Indy’s shadow looming behind the slaver
>That expression of pure contempt on his face
10/10
Worst of the first three. Thank you mrs spielberg.
>Best of the first three. Thank you mrs spielberg.
I’ve heard Temple of Doom called “tasteless” but I think that can only be applied to the often simplistic racial depictions and the gross out banquet. The human sacrifices have a fearsome lunatic grandeur too powerful to simply be dismissed as “tasteless” or “silly.” From some angles Mola Ram’s headdress with the gargantuan horns can look a little foolish, but usually it conjures mighty satanic imagery perfect for such an underground bloodletting.
I am dismayed when I hear over and over and over how Temple of Doom is the weakest of the trilogy and blah, blah, blah. If anything the pagan occult mythology is far more suited to the purposes of what the origins of this character were. The Judeo-Christian mythology of Raiders and Last Crusade almost make those films look innocuous by comparison with the foreign, exotic supernatural forces at work in Temple of Doom. Heart-ripping human sacrifices will always be more terrifying to me than drinking water out of the wrong Grail chalice. There is more fright and horror in the underground Thuggee ceremonies than there is in the entireties of Raiders or Last Crusade, with exception to the gory finale of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Temple of Doom goes into the heart of darkness while the bookends remain timidly within the realms of white-bread danger.
Oh yea, well why don’t you marry it then, doomcuck?
What are your thoughts on Dial of Destiny
>Lady only here cause she humping director
>it belongs in a museum!
>So do you!
Why did this guy think that this was a good comeback he’s like 30 years older than Indiana Jones. Also how come we never find out what this guy’s name is?
He said it because Jones was about to be history
Ah