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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is harrison ford white?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The idea is all people are equal

    UNLESS YOU'RE A DIRTY TUSCAN RAIDER
    Filthy fricking sand people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All Hutts are criminal masterminds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tuscan raiders are the most accurate depiction of Arabs and what is to be done with them I've ever seen
      Anakin is Israel in this metaphor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jews and sand Black folk both need to frick off back to their shithole counties

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And the women and children too

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Princess Leia was surrounded by all these clowns
    >In reference to
    >Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Chewbacca.
    Is he right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of. At the start Han is a shithead and Luke doesn't really know what's going on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine you're the head of the rebellion waiting for execution and then a 20 year old farmer, a brainlet criminal, and a giant fricking dog come and say they're gonna rescue you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She wasn't the head of the rebellion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean yeah. Luke was just a country bumpkin, Han was a lowlife and Chewie was his sidekick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The stuck up c**t still needed those "clowns" to save her. She had every privilege in life while Luke grew up with next to nothing and Han was raised in criminality and still managed to be a decent guy under all of his bravado.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey now, Chewie is a Clone Wars veteran who fought side by side with Yoda, funny how he and Luke never talk about them both knowing Yoda or Yoda never mentions Chewie to Lule

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why would they talk about it? luke never mentioned yoda to anyone and yoda and chewie haven't seen each other in ages. what could they possibly talk about?
          >hey luke, remember that green midget you told me about? I helped him escape when the clones chimped out
          >uhhhm ok
          >hey luke, remember that giant furball that follows han around? he carried me on his back when I ran from kashyyk like a b***h
          >cool I guess

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most of the people are aliens
    aren't they all aliens?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Luke was picked up from Kansas.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the human home planet in Star Wars? Is Star Wars just a Titan AE sequel?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it Coruscant?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the human home planet in Star Wars? Is Star Wars just a Titan AE sequel?

      It's a mystery on purpose. And no they are not "human-shaped aliens in a setting with no humans," frick Blizzard for introducing that language.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Go to bed Nick, don't you have to attend Catholic mass tomorrow? It's also your cousin's quinceañera.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As far as A New Hope is concerned, this criticism is correct.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would assume people living on desert planet would be darker skinned

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about the rebels.

        In EP4, the rebels were all white, but by EP6 Black and Asian pilots had joined them.
        This proves that Lucas himself was aware of the problem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats not how criticism works, there is no reason to criticize a movie for casting white actors, believe it or not sometimes people intend for the character to look a certain way

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In EP4, the rebels were all white, but by EP6 Black and Asian pilots had joined them.
    This proves that Lucas himself was aware of the problem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Star wars was a relatively low budget movie filmed in England where most of the extras and minor parts were filled by English actors.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think that's all.
        The fact that EP4 was inspired by WW2 movies from that time may also be the reason why it's white-only.
        But I wouldn't call it racism, it was just laziness.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But I wouldn't call it racism, it was just laziness.
          I don't think it was either. That's just who and what were on hand. George was trying to make a space adventure movie. Not balance racial demographics so they're perfectly balanced according to pc culture 40 years in the future.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see this and I think about how nuance is so lost on people that in the 2nd DUNC the Harkonnens are pale skinheads that live on a planet with a black sun, something that is never mentioned in the books yet they chose to ad it any cause le cool color correction but we know better don’t we

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh me too, sure, but my schizo brain can’t help but nootice something like this in basically every israelitewood production nowadays because they’re openly unapologetically racist to whites

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hate us cus they anus

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels still suck George.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barely any of the OT's main characters are aliens. There's Chewbacca and Yoda and who else? Fricking Admiral Ackbar whose claim to fame is a single line?

    It wasn't until Ahsoka in Clone Wars that the series had a non human protagonist.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Bith ever called me mayo man.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no spinal tap but with aliens kino

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, when Disney is starring a black woman you make the same argument, right?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think the droids were treated equally.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fricking ancient galaxy they're all aliens

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All aliens are equal, but some are more equal than others.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lando Calrissian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hated Lando until I played Jedi Outcast

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Hitler would have considered him 100 percent israeli.
    no, he would have considered him aryan, try actually looking it up.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based george not bending the knee to the rainbow crowds

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sirs

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    star wars was saved in editing by marcia lucas

    frick him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she did

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >movies need editing
      wooooow
      >this burger was saved by being cooked

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does earth even exist in Star Wars? They are all aliens.

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