I love how he’s doing a lil robot dance during his song
And the fact that he’s not even signing just saying random shit and totally off beat
I love this movie
>fights by Arthur's side for what is implied to be years >tries to kill Arthur within 10 seconds of them sitting down and actually talking peacefully
I've had friendships like this
Imagine a timeline where Arthur appeased Ruber by giving him slightly more land than the other knights. Imagine Ruber as a feudal land baron.
The peasants who worked his land would be taxed to shit, but bandits would NEVER be a problem. Ruber would just run circles around his territory, soloing entire encampments wherever they'd pop up.
>Ruber's barony is basically World of Warcraft >hundreds of npcs too terrified to move and some minmax maniac in ridiculous armor running around killing monsters
Honestly, don't know what Arthur expected, like didn't he knew Ruber? The guy has the subtlety of a wrecking ball in a house of glass, you know this couldn't be the first time he brought it up. You just know he was bragging every other day about all the b***hes he was going to get into his castle once the war was over.
Maybe he hoped Ruber wouldn't try any shit in a formal procession with all the knights in his table. Fricks he gonna do, kill a man by shattering his arm through a shield?
To overthink this, maybe Ruber was once a (relatively) mentally stable knight which is how the got on the Round Table in the first place, but over time he became more and more nuts and by the time the movie takes place he's gone completely over the edge.
>Quest for Camelot >Mulan >I Married a Strange Person! >Antz >Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie >A Bug's Life >The Rugrats Movie >The Prince of Egypt
It's the worst theatrical Cinemaphile film of 1998
Honestly yeah?
The story itself isn’t bad. A Tolkien-esque journey to bring back a magic sword? Sounds cool. All you’d have to do would to get rid of the obvious Disney tropes. The shitty musical numbers, the funny sidekicks, and just try to build the world a bit more
I never knew this movie was disliked. I mean, I know it's kinda shitty, but I enjoyed shitty dumb things. Like that Anastasia movie with the musical instruments who were secretly Anya's parents and sinlings.
Don Bluth must have felt somewhat good about seeing his film getting a knockoff made of it, that's like being put on the same level as Disney when people make knockoffs of your films.
>Plus
Oh god, I miss when dvds would sometimes have another movie featured in it, I remember a good one about some kind of marbles, it was really good and I remember the waifu there being top notch, I think it was a mayan one and the marbles were trown with a slingshot.
Same I love it mostly because of Gary Oldman’s insane over the top performance, the annoying yet oddly catchy musical numbers and the baffling the stupidity of it all >Can I come with you on your adventure? >No. *Proceeds to sing an entire 3 minute song explaining why.* >Please? >Oh alright
I remember legit nothing about this movie except Steve Perry did one of the character's singing voices and it had a bad Zelda clone on the Game Boy Color.
Lol no but you should watch just for how stupid it is
And for how catchy and addicting the music is
You can tell that the people among it had no fricking idea what to make.
Do we make a straight fairytale epic
Or a funny wacky comedy?
It has the exact problem that Road to El Dorado did, only 11 times worse
Lol no but you should watch just for how stupid it is
And for how catchy and addicting the music is
You can tell that the people among it had no fricking idea what to make.
Do we make a straight fairytale epic
Or a funny wacky comedy?
It has the exact problem that Road to El Dorado did, only 11 times worse
Ruber's song might actually have the worst lyrics in an animated song I've ever heard. It is so clunky and bad, how did they let it slip past? >I have a PLAN >It includes YOU! >Together Juliann' gunna take me TO >CAMELOT! >Where i will claim all that is MINE!
Then halfway through they just give up and he starts just humming the song non-diagetically while it plays in the background.
That one is bad on purpose. Ruber is absolutely bugfrick and the song is supposed to show that off by having him be barely singing and more just having a schizophrenic episode in time to the music.
[...]
I always liked the explanation that this song was a realistic depiction of what would actually happen if someone tried to make a song up entirely on the fly.
Life isn't a musical where everything would come out perfect.
Except everyone else in the movie has a perfect song!!
That one is bad on purpose. Ruber is absolutely bugfrick and the song is supposed to show that off by having him be barely singing and more just having a schizophrenic episode in time to the music.
I always liked the explanation that this song was a realistic depiction of what would actually happen if someone tried to make a song up entirely on the fly.
Life isn't a musical where everything would come out perfect.
That one is bad on purpose. Ruber is absolutely bugfrick and the song is supposed to show that off by having him be barely singing and more just having a schizophrenic episode in time to the music.
[...]
I always liked the explanation that this song was a realistic depiction of what would actually happen if someone tried to make a song up entirely on the fly.
Life isn't a musical where everything would come out perfect.
This is actually kino, holy shit. Ruber’s song being bad has an in-universe reason in that he’s batshit plus doing it on-the-fly and I love it.
I always loved how this fricker doesn’t scream for his life or has a sense of regret when he dies like so many Disney villains
Nah he just straight laughs like a maniac and embraces his death
He was the perfect example of what Gary Oldman was in the 90s, a ultimate mustache twirling bad guy, over the top and completely ridiculous
Good Old Bad Days
WITH PRIDE
I love how he’s doing a lil robot dance during his song
And the fact that he’s not even signing just saying random shit and totally off beat
I love this movie
>Choose your character!
it took me 10 seconds before I realized it was a loop
I'm sorry Dr Frank N. Furter never liked you.
BLADE BEAK
>Movies like this trying to copy Disney's success were considered garbage in the 90's
>Now Disney couldn't make a movie this good if they tried
>fights by Arthur's side for what is implied to be years
>tries to kill Arthur within 10 seconds of them sitting down and actually talking peacefully
I've had friendships like this
Sounds like they weren't good friendships
Arthur should have just given him his fair share.
Imagine a timeline where Arthur appeased Ruber by giving him slightly more land than the other knights. Imagine Ruber as a feudal land baron.
The peasants who worked his land would be taxed to shit, but bandits would NEVER be a problem. Ruber would just run circles around his territory, soloing entire encampments wherever they'd pop up.
>Arthur sends Ruber off on the Crusades to get him out the way
>Jerusalem: Home of the Knights moroneler
>Ruber's barony is basically World of Warcraft
>hundreds of npcs too terrified to move and some minmax maniac in ridiculous armor running around killing monsters
He didn't even wait for Arthur to tell him how much land he was getting before chimping out it wasn't enough.
He didn't even wait to listen to what he was getting, he just wanted MORE
Kinda based if you ask memp
The king wanted to carry with more mistakes.
But seriously, the brute didn't even wait to hear what portion of land he was receiving.
>finally after years of conquest I can rule as an overlord with my blood bro-
>what the frick why are they singing
>equal shares? Frick this
Honestly, don't know what Arthur expected, like didn't he knew Ruber? The guy has the subtlety of a wrecking ball in a house of glass, you know this couldn't be the first time he brought it up. You just know he was bragging every other day about all the b***hes he was going to get into his castle once the war was over.
Maybe he hoped Ruber wouldn't try any shit in a formal procession with all the knights in his table. Fricks he gonna do, kill a man by shattering his arm through a shield?
To overthink this, maybe Ruber was once a (relatively) mentally stable knight which is how the got on the Round Table in the first place, but over time he became more and more nuts and by the time the movie takes place he's gone completely over the edge.
Poor Ruber would've had so much fun if he was in Warhammer instead of a sad Disney ripoff
How long would it take before Ruber falls to Chaos?
Exactly as long as it takes for Chaos to tell Ruber they can give him LAND
>Cue Ruber beating the living SHIT out of Archaon even harder than Grimgor did
Ruber would have died a long while before even knowing about Archaon, I liked that autist as much as others but there is no point of comparison.
>Quest for Camelot
>Mulan
>I Married a Strange Person!
>Antz
>Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie
>A Bug's Life
>The Rugrats Movie
>The Prince of Egypt
It's the worst theatrical Cinemaphile film of 1998
AWWWWWW! DADADADA DA GIRL!!!!
DE OGRE’S BUTT
Disneys new movie makes this one look like a masterpiece in comparison.
Honestly yeah?
The story itself isn’t bad. A Tolkien-esque journey to bring back a magic sword? Sounds cool. All you’d have to do would to get rid of the obvious Disney tropes. The shitty musical numbers, the funny sidekicks, and just try to build the world a bit more
You can remove Ruber's song when you rip it from my cold dead hands.
I never knew this movie was disliked. I mean, I know it's kinda shitty, but I enjoyed shitty dumb things. Like that Anastasia movie with the musical instruments who were secretly Anya's parents and sinlings.
>Like that Anastasia movie with the musical instruments who were secretly Anya's parents
PARDON
It's so dumb it's hard to hate this crappy movie
Oh yeah I remember this
AH MOTHERLAND
I have to give the mockbuster credit for acknowledging the Soviet Union, instead of just glossing over them like the real movie did.
Mockbusters don't give a frick.
>Let's make a sequel to Disney's Snow White
>But instead of dwarves let's use dwarfettes.
>And let them have magical powers!
>Hell yeah, radical!
I haven't watched it, but this looks pretty charming actually
Now that's a fricking metal title.
>that one dwarfette who is some kind of chipmunk girl
>Dark Orko
>that fricking owl with a cigar
>Did somebody say Dark Orko
And he even has a villain song!
>HURRY THE FRICK UP, SOAP!
Don Bluth must have felt somewhat good about seeing his film getting a knockoff made of it, that's like being put on the same level as Disney when people make knockoffs of your films.
>Plus
Oh god, I miss when dvds would sometimes have another movie featured in it, I remember a good one about some kind of marbles, it was really good and I remember the waifu there being top notch, I think it was a mayan one and the marbles were trown with a slingshot.
>Plus Snow White
Did they need to make one of the “clever” boys a black stereotype?
Yeah, that's "movie" is something.
Yes that's the whole movie.
More like Snow White and the 7 Minutes Runtime
Same I love it mostly because of Gary Oldman’s insane over the top performance, the annoying yet oddly catchy musical numbers and the baffling the stupidity of it all
>Can I come with you on your adventure?
>No. *Proceeds to sing an entire 3 minute song explaining why.*
>Please?
>Oh alright
This just might be the most forced meme on the entire history of this website
WITH PRIDE
I'm sorry you have 4 jointed fingers in that one scene
someone post the screencap of the thread
I remember legit nothing about this movie except Steve Perry did one of the character's singing voices and it had a bad Zelda clone on the Game Boy Color.
Was it actually good?
Lol no but you should watch just for how stupid it is
And for how catchy and addicting the music is
You can tell that the people among it had no fricking idea what to make.
Do we make a straight fairytale epic
Or a funny wacky comedy?
It has the exact problem that Road to El Dorado did, only 11 times worse
It is a banger of a power ballad.
No, sadly
Entertaining though
The sad part if that movie came out nowadays would be well received
For?
I've always believed he's the single highlight of the film
Ruber's song might actually have the worst lyrics in an animated song I've ever heard. It is so clunky and bad, how did they let it slip past?
>I have a PLAN
>It includes YOU!
>Together Juliann' gunna take me TO
>CAMELOT!
>Where i will claim all that is MINE!
Then halfway through they just give up and he starts just humming the song non-diagetically while it plays in the background.
That one is bad on purpose. Ruber is absolutely bugfrick and the song is supposed to show that off by having him be barely singing and more just having a schizophrenic episode in time to the music.
Except everyone else in the movie has a perfect song!!
I always liked the explanation that this song was a realistic depiction of what would actually happen if someone tried to make a song up entirely on the fly.
Life isn't a musical where everything would come out perfect.
This is actually kino, holy shit. Ruber’s song being bad has an in-universe reason in that he’s batshit plus doing it on-the-fly and I love it.
Never forget.
I always loved how this fricker doesn’t scream for his life or has a sense of regret when he dies like so many Disney villains
Nah he just straight laughs like a maniac and embraces his death
He was the perfect example of what Gary Oldman was in the 90s, a ultimate mustache twirling bad guy, over the top and completely ridiculous