I was tired of seeing Pratt after Guardians. I liked his character in Parks, he was tolerable in Zero Dark Thirty, and the Lego movie was fun. Get someone new already. Enough of this creating fame monsters driving society further into the precipice.
Why the frick did people meme Ford into being some sort of le based wholesome chungus curmudgeon with a heart of gold when he's always just been a c**t?
Is it just more "not like the other nerds" shit because he likes to rag on fans of his movies?
Phoebe Waller Bridge is taking over the role now, suffice to say she can handle it from here. In Dial of Destiny, she was excellent, like a mix of Princess Leia and Lara Croft.
there was probably still enough of the ruins of the indiana jones IP standing for them to want to guard it from him and try their own "corporate approved" methods. now that they've fully shit the bed they'll probably be begging him to take it and fix things.
Phoebe Waller Bridge is taking over the role now, suffice to say she can handle it from here. In Dial of Destiny, she was excellent, like a mix of Princess Leia and Lara Croft.
He's not a leading man if he was at a school pick-up at 3PM nobody would look twice. They keep resurrecting the husk of Ford cause even at 105 he has more T than these juiced up homos
Nah, KK and Ford just didn't wanna let Pratt and Spielberg make kino and now they are getting what they fricking deserve. Ford's grumpy schtick doesn't work anymore.
Harrison in true boomer fashion refused to surrender power to his worthy successor. The next Indie will no longer be a simple recasting ala bond, it will now be a reboot relegating Harrsion to the dustbin of history.
I liked him when he was doing comedy stuff like Parks and Recreation, but then he started larping as Chad, divorced Anna Faris and married a Kennedy-Schwarzenegger bimbo a decade younger than him I gradually started to hate him.
I hope to direct the two of them in a remake of "Saw"
I like Chris Pratt but it's time for Spielberg to retire and it's time for Indiana Jones to be retired as well.
Prattbros...
Ford will be dead before it even gets made
harrison ford owns the rights to indiana jones?
Ford, you killed yourself your favorite character when you accepted to act in Indy 4 and 5 with these so shitty scenarios.
So now enjoy your money (price of your soul) and shut the frick up.
>NOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST UNFRICK THE CHARACTER I'VE SPENT THE LAST 15 YEARS RUINING!
Looking forward to Indiana Jones and the Fountain of Youth starring Crisp Rat in 2028 after Ford kicks the bucket.
Step aside, old man Ford. It's time for some Prattkino.
I was tired of seeing Pratt after Guardians. I liked his character in Parks, he was tolerable in Zero Dark Thirty, and the Lego movie was fun. Get someone new already. Enough of this creating fame monsters driving society further into the precipice.
Delete this. And don't you EVER talk shit about my boy Chris Pratt ever again, White boy!
I will, when he starts being an actual Christian.
There are zero straight men in Hollywood, anon.
Chris is the last one standing.
Fords a lying sack of shit who said he would never do star wars again but he did. Just shut up old man.
Why the frick did people meme Ford into being some sort of le based wholesome chungus curmudgeon with a heart of gold when he's always just been a c**t?
Is it just more "not like the other nerds" shit because he likes to rag on fans of his movies?
it will be cgishit
Pretty soon this website will just be bots sending fake articles to each other at the speed of light.
IJ is done
Phoebe Waller Bridge is taking over the role now, suffice to say she can handle it from here. In Dial of Destiny, she was excellent, like a mix of Princess Leia and Lara Croft.
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Indiana Jones and the Poo Stain of Destiny
You know, I bet those words were spoken when the script was getting written
So Spielberg just wanted to sit back and watch them make a dumpster fire with Harrison before jumping on board?
there was probably still enough of the ruins of the indiana jones IP standing for them to want to guard it from him and try their own "corporate approved" methods. now that they've fully shit the bed they'll probably be begging him to take it and fix things.
Phoebe Waller Bridge is taking over the role now, suffice to say she can handle it from here. In Dial of Destiny, she was excellent, like a mix of Princess Leia and Lara Croft.
She was pretty well hated, and now just by their alt right boogymen. Rey genuinely has people who like her, no one likes Phoebe.
>no one likes Phoebe.
People who are into bestiality probably do, at least the ones who like fricking horses
He's not a leading man if he was at a school pick-up at 3PM nobody would look twice. They keep resurrecting the husk of Ford cause even at 105 he has more T than these juiced up homos
Nah, KK and Ford just didn't wanna let Pratt and Spielberg make kino and now they are getting what they fricking deserve. Ford's grumpy schtick doesn't work anymore.
h-hes literally me
I hope Steven Spielberg eats shit and dies before he gets to direct anything else.
Pratt bros, we just keep fricking winning
Is there anything a white male cant do?
Harrison in true boomer fashion refused to surrender power to his worthy successor. The next Indie will no longer be a simple recasting ala bond, it will now be a reboot relegating Harrsion to the dustbin of history.
I liked him when he was doing comedy stuff like Parks and Recreation, but then he started larping as Chad, divorced Anna Faris and married a Kennedy-Schwarzenegger bimbo a decade younger than him I gradually started to hate him.
> Kennedy-Schwarzenegger bimbo a decade younger than him I gradually started to hate him.
breasts or GTFO
shitty actor is least of nuIndiana Jones movies, Spielberg is a senile moron and should retire before he ruins more movies.
except for being a christgay Pratt seems pretty based so i'll welcome him in any role that steal work from woke actors
So you hate Christians but also use the term "woke"? What the hell are your values?
I like him but he play the "action hero" in too many movies
Is it really that difficult, for a town full of the most creative individuals on the planet, to come up with another adventure film series?
It's difficult to sell new things
It appears that it's difficult for them to sell old things. Maybe they should step aside, if creating is too difficult.
okay
im sorry george lucas
It's afraid.
Mutt would make a better indiana replacement. Pratt is just wooden.
Terrible name terrible actor and even with the dilator they didn't bother to bring him back
Should've done this instead of Indi 4. Stupid morons.