Apologize now chuds. It's going to be a massive success
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Apologize now chuds. It's going to be a massive success
I thought this already came out, bombed, and left theaters.
You're thinking of every other WB capeshit film
Why are chuds mad about this movie? Just looks like another generic capeflick to me.
What movie?
I mean, it's pretty blatant pandering. They put George Lopez in it for fricks sake. What's next, the fricking Taco Bell chihuahua? Speedy Gonzales?
Latinos hate other latinos like you wouldn’t believe. South and central America won’t see this if the mc is mexican.
Can confirm.
Mexicans won't watch anything with chic*nos in it.
>Why are chuds mad about this movie?
I bet you wish they are because then someone would care about the movie and advertise it
The truth is that no one cares about your trash this time. Maybe include a troony next
Why are you talking to me as if I made the movie?
Nobody is mad about this, troon. Barely anybody knows about it.
Because Chuds are mad about everything. Literally everything is israeli brainwashing and Marxist propaganda unless it sells.
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Look at this fricking shill bot having a melt down
>shills can't even handle the captcha
HAAHAHA you can't make this shit up
literal grug tier IQ
Do you even count as human if you struggle to solve a captcha?
>no booster gold
>no Ted Kord
Frick off
>Apologize
Box Office projections go from 12 to 30M, it will not break even and he looks like shit.
A couple of nerds are pissed because they insulted Batman in the trailer, most of the chuds don't give a frick because nobody knows who or what he is.
No one cares shill.
No oppositional marketing for you
>Anon, go to Cinemaphile and shill our movie by calling it generic capeshit
>Why are chuds mad
that's just their default state
>Why are chuds mad about this movie?
I have literally never seen anyone talk about this movie.
They are?
You guys still rolling with the controversy angle on everything? Chuds don't even know this movie exists. Adjust your strategy for once and maybe your movies would stop bombing.
>a massive success
why does he look like blue iron man
>Chuds need to apologize for celebrating Spanish (European) culture.
>love letter to the Latino community
It bombs
>Why do you hate Latinos biggot?
Sorry DC have your love letter back we just want to be friends
Oh so now it's latino, huh? No more latinx cringe, huh?
I'll never stop using Latinx. It's almost as powerful as the n-word.
I've never met a latino who "hated" latinx so much as they used it as an excuse to beat up trannies or make fun of white Black personlovers
fricking finally. can't wait for pronoun display to die
Pronouns, lgbtq and every other wokeshit will die with whites and since whites are all childless troony eunuch and want to import africa and muslim that should be soon xD
Latinos HATED latinx so they dropped it
>latinx
I'm never letting it die.
You hear that Cinemaphile? You will remember!
El diablo blanco...
el diablx blancx
We found the one thing that can harm them
Making fun of their silly binary language and its excess syllables
for me, its meztinx
Latinos already have Miguel O'Hara and Miles sorry
Browncel here mom and sis saw a commercial for this and I tried to ask them what did they think of it
>Who cares its just another superhero movie
>Ugh I wish they make something else
Sorry for my bad english but im from brazil and as for only saying my family i dont have friends and dont leave my house since high school
why are kid's cartoons heroes so entwined with modern politics/movements
Uhmm...
>Latin
Don't you mean Latinx? Your headline is fricking triggering.
>Latino culture
>By Puerto Rican director
Kek
Rise of the Beasts had beaner pandering and look how that turned out.
What does being a cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller have to do with a Mexican kids film?
All mexicans are like that.
Umm it's latinx
idgaf if it does well not not, won't be seeing it myself either way
I'm a Hispanic and i don't give a frick about this Hispanic movie, they will probably make him a troonysaurus bipedal dyke velociotraptor homosexual, so they get the ESG sheckels
>chuds
Get some new material homosexual. That shit word is so played out.
>Better try a OLD trick 'cuz that one's gettin' OLD
>*throws knife at himself*
>original brown character
Omg it's pandering
>same white character in every movie
Omg muh representation! I feel seen!!!
>original
The original Blue Beetle was white, troon.
>/misc/ isn't sending their best
>the latino culture
americans are so dumb
Do libtards not realize how racist it is to lump multiple ethnicities under one banner. And capeshit at that.
libtards, and israelites by extension, use this tactic to explicitly unite everyone against whites. the term BIPOC encompasses everyone that is not white. Latinx encompasses everyone from mexico to uruguay to dominican republic. They just want two categories in the end: white and non-white, one has to be the enemy and the other is the good.
Castilian mfs when they discover everybody thinks all the spanish speakers in the world are a unified single race and NOBODY considers Castellanos blanco
Jajaja
This, no such a thing as latino culture, just chicano bs. Only thing we might have in common is diveball autism an you can't base a meaningful bond over that shit, let alone some stupid movie.
It's the same group of people that lumps LGBT and muslims under one banner then act shocked the latter try ban the former.
Sure it will.
>first look
>months after it bombed
Looks extremely generic, but The blue beetle suit and effects look cool from the trailer. I'll stream or pirate it eventually.
Frick beaners. Tell them to come up with their own superheroes beyond wrestlers in masks. The race-flip alone will help it lose money, as is the general public's tiring of capeshit in general
i wouldn't watch this movie if you paid me a million dollars
Then you’re pretty moronic.
First reactions don’t mean anything. It’ll be critically panned and bomb at the box office.
They are trying so hard to make this Mexican Panther
wtf is latino culture
Coca-Cola
I hate everything about latino "culture"
>Capeshit
Dropped yet again
and for 3 weeks before The Flush came out journalists were gushing about how it was the best superhero movie of all time.
You don't think fanboys will fall for the first wave of wienersucking reactions for the 10000000...th time, right?
I'm gonna watch it in the cinema and recommend it to all of my family and friends just to own you little chudcel neonazi bigots sperging about this movie just as I did with captain marvel
No you won't.
Shills aren't paid enough to afford modern movie ticket prices
>love letter to latinx culture t.amerishart
More DOA than previously thought.
Every movie has glowing "social media reactions" to the point I'm convinced the studios don't allow you to say anything negative until the review embarago's lifted.
So just like The Flash then
I like Latinos because they will push things that Twitter considers gross simply to spite them
>Muh spics
They should never have made the new Blue Beetle a fricking Hispanic. Now we have to put up with this idpol horseshit from a character with a neat design for the rest of america.
I'm positive Latin Americans don't give a shit about representation. Only middle class Americans care about "latino culture".
A love letter to the Latino Culture? Ok
>A character in the trailer goes "You are Blue Beetuhl, Cabron!"
Only trannies use that word
>Latino Culture
So he has five children, lives in a loud, filthy house, mows lawns for cash and cheats on his taxes?
n-Not these parts!
>ABUELA LUCHA CONTRA EL CRIMEN
>latino culture
That's not even a thing.
I hope people really see this. This movie means so much to myself personally. As a young Latino in Los Angeles, Jaime was one character that I definitely related to. Thank you James gun
what's better Cinemaphile? spaniards bragging about being pedos on internet or seething mexicans sending death threats to Black personlovers lefties for being called latinx?
>a hopping low rider truck
>a chihuahua
>tacos
>possibly menudo
>tecate/model/corona joke
>getting beaten with a sandal by your mom/grandma
>the macarena
>obnoxiously Latinx pronunciation of places
>the low rider song by war
>a Volkswagen beetle
>pointy cowboy boots
>some paisas
I think I about summed it up for you tv
You forgot the rampant domestic violence.
you forgot the most important
>mi familia makes me strong, ese
I'm hoping he rips people's heart out and eats them. That's the kind of Latino culture I want on the silver screen but Hollywood just doesn't have the balls.
Has Aquaman 2 come out yet? How long have they been making it?
itll get delayed again anon
should just put it on MAX at this point
>A Love Letter to the Latino Culture
>No Boca la concha de tu madre
>No moriste en Madrid
>No sos de la B
>No Pele debuto con un pibe
Dropped, it's another Mexican shit with some Puerto Rican mixed crap
>love letter to latinx culture
As opposed to the thousands of latinx movies latinx countries have created during the last century?
those dont count because Hollywood didnt make a profit from them
Hispanic iron man powered by the love of family
ok
Because The Flash and Shazam 2 were such big successes.
unironically The Flash and Shazam 2 were fun movies
normies hated them because of the lead actors in them
shazam was ok
flash was horrible garbage
>normies
kys
So is the new pivot to marketing the black panther one where you're racist if you don't see it?
>grandma starts raping faster than eminem
Reminder that Gunn said this is the first DCU canon film
It won't be if it's a flop.
If Aquaman 2 is a giant success, that'll be the first "dcu" film despite the narrative dissonance that will result from that.
>Love letter to latino culture
Oh I love it when they pander to me, let me fricking guess
They will
>speak using random Spanish words mid sentence
>Let's eat some tacos/tortilla/some other
>Whole fricking family tree lives together
>My Abuelitaaaa
>Le pandillas
>The whole movie takes place during 5 de mayo
AY AY Y ME ENCANTA WHEN HOLLYWOOD PANDERS TO MI CULTURA AY AY AYYYY ARRIBA ARRIBA I LOVE israeliteLLYGOOD GOYSLOP SLURP SLURPITY SLUUUURPA!
>a love letter to latino culture
Hispanic hears ya, Hispanic don't care.
Sneed hears ya, Sneed don't care
breaking news booper heroes arent real
so they cant really say anything about anyones culture
>Love letter to latino culture
You just KNOW that means filthy chicanos that leave in gringoshithole and not actual latino culture.
Why the frick do we need a love letter to 'Latino Culture'? Werent their ancestors European conquistadors who slaughtered and displaced native populations? They have as much as blood on their hands as any other European.
They argue that they're actually native even though 99% of them are "phony as a bearded indian" and know jack shit about native languages, culture, or anything, and have only genetic traces of their ancestor's rape victims in them.
And they argue that they're native EVERYWHERE from the southern tip of South America to the Eskimos/Inuit of the deep north, to even Pacific Islands. When whites discovered Easter Island, there was only a tiny handful of native Easterlings left. Today it's loaded with them. They all grow facial hair, speak spanish, and can't do jack shit with translating the written native language, but hey they call themselves natives.
>I don't care how many lives he's saved
>I don't care how many crimes he's stopped
>frankly, I just don't like batman.
>Why are chuds mad about this movie? Just looks like another generic capeflick to me.
Why would latinos let a capeshit movie for them flop when black people would support black panther and spiderverse?
because america's religion is Black person worship not latinx worship
True, but hispanics are the one group out-breeding the blacks to where they'll be the #1 largest race in America within ten years thanks to open borders and mass-producing those welfare checks. And we're NOT getting the good ones. The good ones are staying in their home countries watching poverty and crime fall as they empty the trash into America.
And unlike blacks, there are none at Planned Parenthood holding back the tidal wave.
>White:50%
>Irish:15%
>Black:13%
The rest of the races are like only 22% of America when all combined, its gonna take a lot longer for spanish to surpass blacks and irish, let alone become the most populous race in the united states....
Come to the south where they already out-number everyone combined by 3-to-1.
I also pronounce it "lah-TINKS" to make them even more mad.
Have they gotten Stephen King or Tom Cruise to shill this yet?
No. But they did get Zack Snyder.