It's literally just a shitty action game with "Resident Evil" slapped on >no Umbrella >no zombies >barely any puzzle solving >qte is shit >graphics are just "muh brown" >have annoying kid to keep alive (worst aspect of any game) >just kill everything lol
Oddly enough a lot of the praise came because it was a Gamecube exclusive for a while so all the Nintendrones were eating it up.
re4 is one of the best vidya ever made, it's ok now because everything after it copied it but back then it was a 100 hour+ game easily with mercenaries
Honestly Mila never wouldn't have gotten the gig if she didn't frick her way into it and eventually marry a simp who directed the other movies. She's horrible.
So, here’s the deal. For as long as I can remember, when a woman is giving me a blowjob, I always demand that she squeeze my balls as hard as she can. I think it might have something to do with when Inused to sneak downstairs at night and watch Cinemax and squish my balls againdt the ironing board and my cum would get everywhere. Cam Siberian make sense of this? It just makes me thing of it recently
RE2make was complete trash. RE3make was equal trash. With that shit movie they released last year (the one with nig-jill) and that woke Netflix show they're releasing soon I think I might be done with the series and Crapcom
Sure, it's 2002 she gets invited on some french late night talk show, the host starts talking about her father doing 7 years of prison for insurance fraud obviously she doesn't take it well
RE2make was complete trash. RE3make was equal trash. With that shit movie they released last year (the one with nig-jill) and that woke Netflix show they're releasing soon I think I might be done with the series and Crapcom
> He didn't make a lifetime vow never to buy another Capcom product after the MegaMan Legends 3 disaster
i will buy Dragon's Dogma 2 and resident evil revelations 3
after this, crapcom never more
It sucked. And I love sci-fi schlock. It's just very poorly written and the characters are all pure ass and the director is inexplicably full of himself.
Mila vag was nice though.
I enjoyed them. Mansons music was underrated, genuinely the only horror music that spooked me and made me feel uncomfortable.
I think it's because it's somewhat cheesy and fart huffers need a horror movie to be 110% serious in the hopes of tricking a stranger into thinking they're intelligent for consuming passive media.
>I do speak spanish and EVERYONE IN LATAM loves these movies.
I can attest to this. There's a reason there were so many PT-language fan sites. The films are also huge in Japan, where they're AFAIK better regarded than the games are. Hatred of Paul W.S. Anderson seems to be a very US-centric thing. In the UK, he's the guy who gave Jude Law a film career.
This. I'm still waiting on a proper response for american fans of Resident Evil. Why are you guys okay with woke garbage while the rest of the world, people who MOSTLY consume your media, are not okay with it? We ain't talking about Black Wesker, but the horrible shitty writting and random nonsense. At least the random nonsense HAD some sense inside of the movies, not just pornhub and Cinemaphile memes into a movie.
>RE4 still holds up as one of the best games ever made and continues to be copied to this day.
See
It's literally just a shitty action game with "Resident Evil" slapped on >no Umbrella >no zombies >barely any puzzle solving >qte is shit >graphics are just "muh brown" >have annoying kid to keep alive (worst aspect of any game) >just kill everything lol
Oddly enough a lot of the praise came because it was a Gamecube exclusive for a while so all the Nintendrones were eating it up.
>RE7 rebooted the franchise
And it failed horribly. RE without zombies and fixed camera angles isn't RE. > in VR was the scariest experience of my life
Holy frick you sound like a gay
just as long as you understand your were probably 2 years old when RE4 came out and are in the extreme minority of people that hate on it. It is universally praised and changed all third person shooter games.
>just as long as you understand your were probably 2 years old when RE4
Born in 79, moron. >e in the extreme minority of people that hate on it
RE fans that grew up with the original aren't too keen on it. There's a reason why you don't see fans saying "make more like RE4". >It is universally praised
No it's not. >and changed all third person shooter games.
Because it wasn't an RE game. It was a 3rd person shooter game.
Aside from Jill's outfit in the second film all of these movies were girl power horseshit. Just fricking bottom of the barrel trash starring just a fricking nobody of an actress with no body a man would want to look at. Flatchested female power fantasy should frick off.
There's a rumour Anderson wanted to make Chris gay for a lark because his actor was gay. No substantiation, but it has floated around for a while. He wasn't in Afterlife a huge amount, but he was okay. There isn't a lot of room for men in Resident Evil (film). Even the weird Carlos and Alice romance lasted all of 5 minutes. They're very female focused, and they give off "all the female characters want to frick Alice until she can't walk, but are too polite to say it" vibes. It's very Alien: Resurrection Ripley+Call tonally.
WTRC is an okay film, but it's just a hollow version of RE2 Remake and uses the Carpenter font. It's adaptation done wrong, making an inferior version of something that already exists.
>It's adaptation done wrong, making an inferior version of something that already exists
i reject this premise. wtrc is the best adaptation precisely because it was more faithful than the rest. attempting to match the vidya in film may be a fool's errand, but i'll take it over more loose Hollywood reimaginings any day
>6 movies
So, the first five and the seventh? I still can't believe they've managed to memory hole the sixth one that hard, that battle in D.C. was absolute kino.
No hablo espanol
They first, the 6th movie was shittier than the rest
What's to apologize for? Movie is great. Sequels vary in quality, but most are pretty good.
Final Chapter is overall a good movie. Shame its budget was cut so harshly. The original concept was way more fan-pleasing.
Your movies suck but I always thought your wife was hot Paul.
dubs and i apologize
dammit, sorry
REMINDER
?t=564
PURE SOVL
wtf? is that really her? she sounds 12
Nothing after the 3rd game is worthy of your time.
4
>>>>>>>>>>aids>>>>>>>3
*nothing before or after the 4th game is worth your time.
May be a normalgay opinion, but it's a popular game because it's a good game.
It's literally just a shitty action game with "Resident Evil" slapped on
>no Umbrella
>no zombies
>barely any puzzle solving
>qte is shit
>graphics are just "muh brown"
>have annoying kid to keep alive (worst aspect of any game)
>just kill everything lol
Oddly enough a lot of the praise came because it was a Gamecube exclusive for a while so all the Nintendrones were eating it up.
Nice, nailed it for shittest opinion of the week
re4 is one of the best vidya ever made, it's ok now because everything after it copied it but back then it was a 100 hour+ game easily with mercenaries
Honestly Mila never wouldn't have gotten the gig if she didn't frick her way into it and eventually marry a simp who directed the other movies. She's horrible.
Horribly sexy
rewatched this the other day and its way better than i remember, with enough time even trash is nostalgic and endearing
So, here’s the deal. For as long as I can remember, when a woman is giving me a blowjob, I always demand that she squeeze my balls as hard as she can. I think it might have something to do with when Inused to sneak downstairs at night and watch Cinemax and squish my balls againdt the ironing board and my cum would get everywhere. Cam Siberian make sense of this? It just makes me thing of it recently
The video game was better.
RE2make was complete trash. RE3make was equal trash. With that shit movie they released last year (the one with nig-jill) and that woke Netflix show they're releasing soon I think I might be done with the series and Crapcom
> He didn't make a lifetime vow never to buy another Capcom product after the MegaMan Legends 3 disaster
i will buy Dragon's Dogma 2 and resident evil revelations 3
after this, crapcom never more
webm's story?
Sure, it's 2002 she gets invited on some french late night talk show, the host starts talking about her father doing 7 years of prison for insurance fraud obviously she doesn't take it well
Wrong board
frick off
Hot damn more please
It sucked. And I love sci-fi schlock. It's just very poorly written and the characters are all pure ass and the director is inexplicably full of himself.
Mila vag was nice though.
I do speak spanish and EVERYONE IN LATAM loves these movies. Why you americans HATE IT? It was based and really good, filled with dumb shit.
I enjoyed them. Mansons music was underrated, genuinely the only horror music that spooked me and made me feel uncomfortable.
I think it's because it's somewhat cheesy and fart huffers need a horror movie to be 110% serious in the hopes of tricking a stranger into thinking they're intelligent for consuming passive media.
>passive media.
>implying any media isn't passive
quit being a pretentious little homosexual
Anon, there are forms of media where you actively participate. Surely you've heard of videogames.
>I do speak spanish and EVERYONE IN LATAM loves these movies.
I can attest to this. There's a reason there were so many PT-language fan sites. The films are also huge in Japan, where they're AFAIK better regarded than the games are. Hatred of Paul W.S. Anderson seems to be a very US-centric thing. In the UK, he's the guy who gave Jude Law a film career.
This. I'm still waiting on a proper response for american fans of Resident Evil. Why are you guys okay with woke garbage while the rest of the world, people who MOSTLY consume your media, are not okay with it? We ain't talking about Black Wesker, but the horrible shitty writting and random nonsense. At least the random nonsense HAD some sense inside of the movies, not just pornhub and Cinemaphile memes into a movie.
Beaner mongrel moment.
You mean the box office smash horror action resident evil?
didn't they remake some of the games and some of them were good? can you recommend me which ones should I try? I think they're on sale now somewhere
RE4 still holds up as one of the best games ever made and continues to be copied to this day.
RE7 rebooted the franchise in first person and playing it in VR was the scariest experience of my life, not just in a video game.
>RE4 still holds up as one of the best games ever made and continues to be copied to this day.
See
>RE7 rebooted the franchise
And it failed horribly. RE without zombies and fixed camera angles isn't RE.
> in VR was the scariest experience of my life
Holy frick you sound like a gay
just as long as you understand your were probably 2 years old when RE4 came out and are in the extreme minority of people that hate on it. It is universally praised and changed all third person shooter games.
>just as long as you understand your were probably 2 years old when RE4
Born in 79, moron.
>e in the extreme minority of people that hate on it
RE fans that grew up with the original aren't too keen on it. There's a reason why you don't see fans saying "make more like RE4".
>It is universally praised
No it's not.
>and changed all third person shooter games.
Because it wasn't an RE game. It was a 3rd person shooter game.
>>RE7 rebooted the franchise
>And it failed horribly
well get used to it homosexual
This movie was always decent. The laser part was so good they even put it in RE4.
Nah. Still garbage.
Same nahgay. Lots of love
Nah. The new show was pretty bad, but still not as bad as this.
Aside from Jill's outfit in the second film all of these movies were girl power horseshit. Just fricking bottom of the barrel trash starring just a fricking nobody of an actress with no body a man would want to look at. Flatchested female power fantasy should frick off.
I remember Chris Redfield being in just one of these movies and he was so forgettable.
There's a rumour Anderson wanted to make Chris gay for a lark because his actor was gay. No substantiation, but it has floated around for a while. He wasn't in Afterlife a huge amount, but he was okay. There isn't a lot of room for men in Resident Evil (film). Even the weird Carlos and Alice romance lasted all of 5 minutes. They're very female focused, and they give off "all the female characters want to frick Alice until she can't walk, but are too polite to say it" vibes. It's very Alien: Resurrection Ripley+Call tonally.
no u
WTRC is an okay film, but it's just a hollow version of RE2 Remake and uses the Carpenter font. It's adaptation done wrong, making an inferior version of something that already exists.
>It's adaptation done wrong, making an inferior version of something that already exists
i reject this premise. wtrc is the best adaptation precisely because it was more faithful than the rest. attempting to match the vidya in film may be a fool's errand, but i'll take it over more loose Hollywood reimaginings any day
I don't have to, I have always said this movie is great, might be one of the best videogame adaptations ever made.
What am I apologizing for? Enjoying the movies? Objectifying women? Either way, I make no such apologies.
Huh. I remember she had bigger breasts
She's a mexican tomboy. She's got eeta beeta teetas
>She's a mexican
She's Dominican.
Oops. meant for
They're all the same thing, indigenous + spaniard genes
Dominicans and Puerto Ricans are more likely to have African ancestry as well.
Thinking of buying the complete 4k collection for $60 (6 movies), although I'm mostly interested in the first two movies
Same
>6 movies
So, the first five and the seventh? I still can't believe they've managed to memory hole the sixth one that hard, that battle in D.C. was absolute kino.
Did anyone ever work out why the guy from Rome threw the T virus
Retribution was the best one. Pure kino.
Could have sworn this was loved in 2000s because there aren't many horror action films
I'm going to rape all of you.
For what? I've always enjoyed these movies.