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Movie needed to come out a decade ago.
He looks like a cancer survivor. I liked him better when he was fat.
Jason Mewes was fat?
smith was funnier when he was fat and not a pothead. mewes was funnier on heroin.
Smith was always a pothead, who are you fooling?
He claims he wasn't until Seth Rogen got him started while they made Zack and Miri. His output since that movie has been noticeably worse than his already mediocre output
Bullshit, he's just a pussy that didn't want to admit it publicly before.
he wasn't tho. didn't start really smoking pot until after clerks II came out
it was kind of shit and brining in NFT's as a major plot point made it worse
imagine simping for Kevin Smith, lol what a loser
>simping for Kevin Smith
it IS kevin
Doubt it, Kevin is pretty much computer illiterate.
I like how the score keeps going down.
This lmao, it's like Kev who's posting this shit hasn't noticed or is like "CRITIS ARE WRONG D00D IT'S ALL ABOUT THE AUDIENCE RATINGS (90% OF WHO RATED THIS ARE MY FRIENDS AND FMAILY)"
I just don't get this autism.
>I have to spam the same thread with rotten tomatoes scores to prove I'm "right"
Seriously, what the frick is wrong with some of the people who post here? Why are they so adamant about defending some shitty movie or show? Why do they always do it to such a annoying degree? Why do they take it like a personal attack if you don't want to watch said movie or show? I just don't fricking get this stupid shit. Maybe I'm not autistic enough myself to even understand it.
It's literal autism. Pointless to make sense of it.
I would bet real money it's Kevin Smith posting.
Hi, Kevin Smith here. I love Star Wars and little anime girls!
Hey kevin. Your movie sucked. Also that walrus movie was the worst movie I have ever seen. You should be locked up, homosexual
My movie was awesome and all of my movies are awesome? Thanks anon, you have a nice night, I'm in Nippon by the way.
Ironic spamming hoping it becomes a meme
>oh you.... spamming the same thread over and over xD
The hope isto become a general
brown taint status: rekt
lmao idiot
this
Sorry Kev, I didn't know you still had it in you. The mask tweet was still gay af tho.
There was a second one?
OP is mentally deficient.
I dunno if it's really worth that score. It was fun to watch and laugh, not sure if it really worked as a stand alone movie. But as a fan thing it's decent. I saw it at the roadshow with Kevin Smith Q&A.
when i watched picrel it was hard not to notice how much all the drugs really hollowed Jason Mewes out. like his charisma and body language stats went from like an 80 to a 20
sorry forgot this
how has he made like a dozen movies nobody's ever heard of
my theory is
>make something thinking its great at the time
>realize it's shit but release it anyway so you don't hurt your buddy Mewes/your piggy daughters feelings
>neglect to pour money into advertising it because youre embarassed by it
some variation of those things
Why not set it during the lockdown and make it about chuds not wearing masks and getting jabbed?
>did randall just call dante a "Black person"
>you could do this in 2006 movie
goddamn everything was more chill in 00s
Obama fricked it up for er'rybody.
in front of wanda sykes too
Literally the worst movie KS has ever made. This was unforgivable bad.
>go to mourn my dead wife
>she talks about all the nogs she's having sex with to cheer me up
>tells me to move on
The funniest part about that scene was Kevin Smith was so desperate to throw a historical black man reference in there that he chose George Washington Carver - the man who took credit for making peanut butter.
The credit is misattributed to him by nogs and twitter liberals but variations of nut butters had been around for thousands of years including those made with peanuts.
Modern peanut butter was invented by some guy running an ayslum.
sounds like Jay and Silent Bob Reboot when they brought back Ben Affleck's character from Chasing Amy just to explain that he's a cuck now, but somehow it's treated like that's a heartwarming conclusion to the story
That relationship was destined to fail. The prostitute lied to him about being a bibawd and not a turned lesbian, and Ben's character shot himself in foot thinking a bisexual threesome would bring them back together.
Aren't those guys a bit old to be playing those characters? Look at Jay's face.
All of Jay's teeth rotted out from drug use so he has dentures and they shape his face all weird. It's super noticeable in JSBReboot
The type of people who eagerly await Kevin Smith movies are easily impressed morons who live for hit after hit of nostalgia like pathetic junkies. Frick Kevin Smith, and frick Clerks III
It's over.
Let me know when there's 720p web-dl. Until then I can't in good conscious give this homie my money.
Anyone here seen this? I refuse to watch it after how shit clerks 2 was, but I keep seeing people say they cried at the ending. How did it end?
Dante dies of a heart attack
Dante has a heart attack after a fight with Randal, Randal shows him the film which is Clerks 1, says that Dante was always the main character in his life, Dante's ghost says it's the best film he's ever watched leaves with his dead wife and Dante dies in the hospital bed.
Christ they look like shit
>32 and your flipping burgers
>we cant all be internet millionaires
they even predicted the biz memes
>Alternate universe where Earl isn't a fun up but Randy is a junkie
Clowfishtv btfo
we won
Kevin, make MotU season 2. Thanks.
don't encourage him
I didn't do much on that show, I basically just made sure nobody hurt themselves or each other.
Why not pay to juice the reviews?
It's not like anyone is gonna stop you in this society and it's probably dirt cheap to do it. Gaslighting is morally acceptable. They should just give every film a cool 100% rating and browbeat anyone that disagrees with the score.
Kevin may be a moron when it comes to horror, but you can't deny the man knows how to beat a dying horse
Jay and Silent Bob have never been funny.
Pre-rolls fricking suck.
further proof Kevin is a total gay and a hack. Jay used to only roll his own blunts, it was canon. No way would he buy the corporate shake and larf that gets packed into pre-rolls.
The only half decent movie since Dogma was Red State. I don't know what happened to Kevin Smith, but he's been shit longer than he was ever "good."
red state fricking SUCKED and you know it. last good movie ks made was Clerks2
Clerks II was fricking awful anon
clerks 2 is a slow burn. hated it the first time i saw it. but every subsequent watch reminds me that it's the perfect sequel to a movie that never should have had a sequel.
Grown up with clerks. In my mid 30s now in a dead end entry level job after fricking up my life in my young adult life and Clerks always resonated with me. The worst part is I don't even have friends anymore, just alone all the time.
One thing I did hate how Kevin Smith was like "you can just change your life at any point, no matter how old you are" when promoting this movie. No, No you cannot, Rich people say shit like this all the time but it's simply not true. I have zero disposable income after rent and bills, I can't even afford to go out and buy a single McDonalds meal without going completely in the red and not being able to pay bills, how in frick am I changing my life?
What are those little tubes that Jay holds between his fingers?
Take a guess
Good of Kev to put a photo of an ex-junkie who almost died on drug containers lmao
The photo of jay and Silent Bob on the packaging counts as a government warning label.
he does this but never did a Nails cigarettes? frick him
Wow, Smith went into beast capitalist mode after having a heart attack. I don't blame the man.
Pre-rolled joint containers
Kevin you need to stop with the fluoride stare. It’s frickin weird dude, no one thinks it’s cool.
The chud filled anti-vax board is waiting for you here at /misc/ In the meantime you can keep you hate against scientifically proven world saving medical technology to yourself.
>pol boogeyman out of nowhere
Absolutely rent free.
>only 250 audience reviews
>"Verified"
Bots.
huh
been out for a week and i didnt even know
>Apologize RIGHT FRICKING NOW.
KWAB
Kevin out it all the shit sequels you could make, the film with most potential is Dogma II. Why make Clerks IV when Dante is fricking dead? Had a falling out with Chris Rock?
He doesn't have the rights to Dogma. It's the one movie he can't make a sequel to or even a re-release.
No way Damon or Rock would ever do a sequel. Ben probably would do it.
Ben's character died and Matt Damon was banished to Earth according to reboot.
I will never take that shitty website seriously and sneer at those who do.
>Dante leaves rich fiance in Clerks 2 for Beth.
>Beth dies
>Clerks 3 confirms he should have stayed with the Rich girl from Clerks 2
Shitting all over LOTR in Clerks II proves Smith is a complete hack with no taste
Well this is not surprising, his movies are shit but the man has tone dial to his very niche audience. Not interested in watching this one tho despite having liked a lot of the previous Askewniverse movies.
Any movies similar to the first clerks with that sort of vibe?