>Original Trilogy: Hero's Journey goyslop that is only liked because of its practical effects and the global obsession with muh Space Race >Prequel Trilogy: High-level political intrigue across an expansive, yet compact universe where every individual is larger than life and has a specific contribution to future events
The answer is so obvious which set of films is better.
This has to be the worst Star Wars movie. The shit that JJ and Rian made was kinda expected, but this was just a shock for everyone when first watching it.
Force Awakens is bad and unoriginal, but also watchable. TPM is boring as hell, the CGI is on the level of a bad playstation game, there's an annoying kid who can't act, we know that two of the characters can't die, and Jar Jar is beyond moronic.
Phantom Menace is way more watchable than Force Awakens. Force Awakens was only good for one viewing when you didn't know what was gonna happen. The Phantom Menace has plenty of scenes that are worth rewatching, especially the maul duel being one of the best scenes in the entire series.
No i wouldn't. But he does look cool as well as everything else in that scene. So I don't have to worry about your bullshit what if theory. Because that's not how it happened.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>if it look cool it good
Prequelgays in a nutshell
11 months ago
Anonymous
It's good if I say it is. Cool looking stuff is good. Deal with it moron. Use your own head to determine what's good.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Yea, homosexual, I have, and the prequels still suck as hard as they did 20 years ago.
never. I left the theater mad in high school and I'm still mad. The kid was a terrible pick, and half the case was sleepwalking through the movie. Also frick Jar Jar forever.
Nah. The prequels are shit, TPM included.
You're shit.
1 and 2 are mediocre but 3 is good
>RoTS >TPM >AoTC
None of them are good
I have no need to apologize because I unironically love the prequels
Apologize for what? For wanting to have sex with prime Natalie Hershlag who so teasingly wore make up.
White powder make up of Natalie Hershlag is something that makes some people hard. Cumming on that powdered face is so good.
>Anakin, im dry
>I'll try spitting, that's a good trick
>Original Trilogy: Hero's Journey goyslop that is only liked because of its practical effects and the global obsession with muh Space Race
>Prequel Trilogy: High-level political intrigue across an expansive, yet compact universe where every individual is larger than life and has a specific contribution to future events
The answer is so obvious which set of films is better.
This has to be the worst Star Wars movie. The shit that JJ and Rian made was kinda expected, but this was just a shock for everyone when first watching it.
Phantom Menace is way better than Force Awakens. At least phantom isn't a copy paste of a previous movie.
Force Awakens is bad and unoriginal, but also watchable. TPM is boring as hell, the CGI is on the level of a bad playstation game, there's an annoying kid who can't act, we know that two of the characters can't die, and Jar Jar is beyond moronic.
Phantom Menace is way more watchable than Force Awakens. Force Awakens was only good for one viewing when you didn't know what was gonna happen. The Phantom Menace has plenty of scenes that are worth rewatching, especially the maul duel being one of the best scenes in the entire series.
Maul is saved by his design in PTM. Would you care about the fight at all if he didn't look as cool as he did?
No i wouldn't. But he does look cool as well as everything else in that scene. So I don't have to worry about your bullshit what if theory. Because that's not how it happened.
>if it look cool it good
Prequelgays in a nutshell
It's good if I say it is. Cool looking stuff is good. Deal with it moron. Use your own head to determine what's good.
Yea, homosexual, I have, and the prequels still suck as hard as they did 20 years ago.
You can say the same for any character in any movie
>Force Awakens is bad and unoriginal, but also watchable
It's beyond terrible and doesn't even make any sense.
At my school's book fair when this movie came out, there was a book called "Jar Jar Junks"
I wish I bought it
I'm sorry, I have misjudged you.
We will be watching your shitposting career on Cinemaphile with great interest
never. I left the theater mad in high school and I'm still mad. The kid was a terrible pick, and half the case was sleepwalking through the movie. Also frick Jar Jar forever.
I>II>III
The DVD cover art for the prequels are so kino
I have NOTHING to apologize for. I've always liked the prequels.
The only good prequel movie. The rest are garbage because they aren’t star wars movies
Do people really hate jar jar that much?? Everything else is so frickin kino i dont understand why this movie gets sooo much hate.
only the last part of the movie is kino but most of the movie is boring af
Ok i can see that. Podracing was breasts tho. And the giant underwater creatures too. Even for kids it was so engaging.
Attack of the Clones is unironically top tier noir kino