Is probably going to be the textbook definition of inoffensive boring shit. You guys are trying so hard something to talk about for this but my brain just goes to sleep in the second I see a single screenshot.
In complete combustion, the burning fuel will produce only water and carbon dioxide (no smoke or other products). The flame is typically blue. For this to happen, there needs to be enough oxygen to combine completely with the fuel gas.
Many of us use methane gas (CH4), commonly known as natural gas, at home for cooking. When the gas is heated (by a flame or spark) and if there is enough oxygen in the atmosphere, the molecules will break apart and reform totally as water and carbon dioxide.
I don't think they are allowed to hate the movie if it has an anti-racism message.
BTW I make my own content about the races which relates to the elements, I think it's basically infinitely better https://manlyburger.substack.com/p/the-color-nations just showing them up upon release just like I did with across the spider-verse
Oh no as somebody who's been working on this stuff about the elements & race for years it's not inoffensive, LOL
The fire girl is a chink immigrant that has her parents want to continue the family business. The water boy is a fatherless (yes he's raised by a single mother as shown in the leaked book) african-american.
>he's raised by a single mother
Weird, why is he so effeminate then? IRL black boys typically try to become hyper-masculine when they're in a single mother household which is why black crime is so bad in the cities.
>IRL black boys typically try to become hyper-masculine when they're in a single mother household
Black guys are incredibly feminine, just a very aggressive kind of feminine. They'll be argumentative, emotional, and easily triggered, try to get you to give them money/stuff, then go back home and get fricked up the ass by an older dude.
his mom's house has a doorman from the concept art, i think he's meant to be a rich boy. therefore he can do anything he wants in life.
Whatever the reverse of "critic-proof" is, that's the situation Disney is in now. Among those who aren't already silent boycotting Disney, a large swathe do not trust RT scores for their movies anymore because it has been manipulated too many times.
Disney's entire release strategy has been to pump up first week numbers while the profit split on tickets favor them, leading to tight scheduling where their own movies cannibalize each other. They have no contingency plan for what is happening now.
you are forgetting the far more silent majority, the parents who will bring their kids to anything inoffensive enough. disney does not care what your demographic thinks, you haven't got kids
>you are forgetting the far more silent majority, the parents who will bring their kids to anything inoffensive enough
Families *are* the silent boycotters, and they're why Disney's reversal of fortune in theaters has been so precipitous. For each family that says no, Disney is losing out on 4.5 tickets.
The fire girl is a chink immigrant that has her parents want to continue the family business. The water boy is a fatherless (yes he's raised by a single mother as shown in the leaked book) african-american.
We see the dad in the trailer though. The book also doesn't have his siblings which we know exist.
>Ghibli >literally means "hot desert wind" >not given to a character who is fire or air
Am I missing something or did they not even follow their own naming puns?
>race-mixing black/chinese romance
Lol how many of those are there? The whole point of race mixing propaganda is to showcase the destruction of the white race, what is their to gain from minorities mixing with each other, especially black and yellow, that just weird.
Ah, yes, that famous stanza >And when she wavered he hand, the maiden yelled >In 2023, a motion picture will come out, >And you shall liken it to this play, despite only being comparable in the most crude of reductionist summaries! >For Romeo, that be my decree, and mine alone, not of the site with the antenna alien!" >And Romeo then killed Juliet's cousin
A masterpiece is the thing a tradesman/artisan/artist makes that demonstrates he's mastered the skills of his craft, elevating him to the rank of master craftsman.
Colloquially, it is used to refer to artwork that is of technical and aesthetic quality far above that which is considered "good." As with all superlatives, its meaning is steadily diluted by overuse and marketing hyperbole.
Something that stands the test of time, on the other hand, is called a "classic."
You know I used to think the thing about Disney buying good reviews was blown out of proportion, but I think this has sealed the deal that it’s real. This had middling reviews during early screenings for weeks and now suddenly it’s not anymore? Pretty suspicious.
>Remove everyone's sex drive and sterilize them >Reproduction via artificial wombs only >Only responsible upstanding citizens get to raise children >Birth defects can be completely gotten rid of >Poor people cant reproduce anymore
>What in the dystopian future is this?
Cyber-dystopia eugenics, and it would be awesome
You do know the reason you need poor people to reproduce so much is because it's the only way to fill manual labor jobs no one else wants, right? Many fruits and vegetables must be harvested by hand because it's hard and costly to design machines that won't damage them.
>You do know the reason you need poor people to reproduce so much is because it's the only way to fill manual labor jobs no one else wants, right?
The actual reason poors have so many kids is cause they're moronic hedonists and don't know how to use contraceptives
So they have a bunch of little moron babies who will grow up to become criminals and fill prison cells
>they're moronic hedonists and don't know how to use contraceptives
Mindset of a 13 year-old. Real reason is lack of proper education, religious indoctrination and infant mortality.
>Real reason is lack of proper education
Yeah they're moronic (uneducated) and thus don't know how to use contraceptives so they have tons of (uneducated) moron babies who become criminals
You just repeated my point, dummy
>religious indoctrination
Not really because if they were actually religious they would abstain from sex, You just hate religion
>infant mortality.
No the whole point is: the poor children aren't dying which is why there are so many of them, Which results in tons of criminals
The whole problem would be solved if we sterilized uneducated poor people. It would be a net positive for society and humanity as a whole
You do know the reason you need poor people to reproduce so much is because it's the only way to fill manual labor jobs no one else wants, right? Many fruits and vegetables must be harvested by hand because it's hard and costly to design machines that won't damage them.
You actually weren't allowed to show racemixing in films 50 years ago. Which is why it's bizarre that they're still making movies like this, like it's groundbreaking, when literally every TV ad is about multiracial families. Movies already tackled this subject in the 1960s.
Person A getting with Person B of different background is one of the most basic romance plots, be rich person with poor person, different cultures, or groups that hate each other.
Whatever the reverse of "critic-proof" is, that's the situation Disney is in now. Among those who aren't already silent boycotting Disney, a large swathe do not trust RT scores for their movies anymore because it has been manipulated too many times.
Disney's entire release strategy has been to pump up first week numbers while the profit split on tickets favor them, leading to tight scheduling where their own movies cannibalize each other. They have no contingency plan for what is happening now.
It wouldn't work because this is an issue that goes beyond race. You see shit like a rich girl or boy falling for a poorer person. A lot of racism stems from tribalism which occasionally goes beyond race. A white Irish person for instance could feel that they prefer their children marry another Irish person because of cultural differences. Plenty of instances of this happening between ethnic groups.
> I spend 20 minutes every morning praying to the purified water God. I also apologize for fliggers, lord knows they ain't gonna apologize for themselves.
Saw a trailer for this when I saw Guardians 3. Holy shit it looks bad. I thought you guys were exaggerating but they really did a "haha he can't handle spicy food" joke. It's like the cringy scene from Zootopia where Judy explains about the bunny n-word except it's stretched out over the whole movie.
>prevents the movie from failing
Wade is too powerful and cute
>They can make jokes about Wade's butt and body because he's male >Movie wouldn't have ever gotten greenlit if they did the same with Ember
They preach and preach and preach about equality and modernity but at the end of the day, we're all just slaves to the censors.
Because those things aren't equal you turbo sperg. Oversized male butts are about as sexy to women as bearded women are to men. Women are attracted to power and charisma first and foremost, so they wouldn't get wet over some effeminate beta blob just because he's drawn with a detailed ass in one scene. Nobody is getting any fanservice here, so in a way, equality was achieved.
>I am not racist but I genuinely believe race mixing should be illegal.
I genuinely don't see what the problem is? At the end of the day we are all humans. Black people, White People, Yellow People. The only ones i agree should be illegal are homosexuals.
Condemning a man to a mixed-race life is inhumane. He will be accepted by neither group and women find him utterly disgusting. I do not blame mixed race men for shooting up a school. I blame their parents for creating that monster for virtue signaling points.
Why would she need to cover herself in a blanket if she's made of fire? It's not even like she's in a particularly windy, open area. She's looks like she's indoors.
>Elemental >Looks exactly like something i would've watched nonstop as kid >Has unironic usage of the song "Hot N Cold" by Katy Perry (I fricking LOVE Katy Perry music.) >The fire lady looks cute >Has a cool and relatable water guy i can project myself onto >Cute romance plot, and I'm such a sucker for cute romance plots.
CINEMA IS SAVED
Movie and setting look interesting.
If I don't visit /p*l/, why should I be mad about it? Genuinely asking, maybe the characters are annoying or something.
What will it be anons? Thinly veiled race mixing propaganda soulless corpo animation, or le epic last good marvel movie made to date with the best quote in any mcu movie; "In the end, I truly was a raccoon."
Make me.
They still wasting money trying to make this flop work LMAO
>0% audience score
Holy shit, actual people HATE it!
I'm a racist, why do you care what I think about this movie?
Is probably going to be the textbook definition of inoffensive boring shit. You guys are trying so hard something to talk about for this but my brain just goes to sleep in the second I see a single screenshot.
It is. The whole plot "leaked" through official picture book, and it's a boring romcom for babies.
How is fire able to produce water?
In complete combustion, the burning fuel will produce only water and carbon dioxide (no smoke or other products). The flame is typically blue. For this to happen, there needs to be enough oxygen to combine completely with the fuel gas.
Many of us use methane gas (CH4), commonly known as natural gas, at home for cooking. When the gas is heated (by a flame or spark) and if there is enough oxygen in the atmosphere, the molecules will break apart and reform totally as water and carbon dioxide.
>They played the crying game.
So Ember has a dick?
hehe
Can someone erase this from the picture?
>how much he cared about her.
It seems like a great template.
Here you go.
She's cuter than I remember, maybe I will watch
I don't think they are allowed to hate the movie if it has an anti-racism message.
BTW I make my own content about the races which relates to the elements, I think it's basically infinitely better https://manlyburger.substack.com/p/the-color-nations just showing them up upon release just like I did with across the spider-verse
Oh no as somebody who's been working on this stuff about the elements & race for years it's not inoffensive, LOL
https://youtu.be/lVTnG_bOjeI
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Yet another race-mixing black/chinese romance. I don't know why Disney keeps doing this.
Who’s the black and who’s chinese?
The VA for waterboy is black. The VA for the firegirl is Chinese.
Ha, I guess you could say the firegirl is a coal...
The fire girl is a chink immigrant that has her parents want to continue the family business. The water boy is a fatherless (yes he's raised by a single mother as shown in the leaked book) african-american.
>he's raised by a single mother
Weird, why is he so effeminate then? IRL black boys typically try to become hyper-masculine when they're in a single mother household which is why black crime is so bad in the cities.
>IRL black boys typically try to become hyper-masculine when they're in a single mother household
Black guys are incredibly feminine, just a very aggressive kind of feminine. They'll be argumentative, emotional, and easily triggered, try to get you to give them money/stuff, then go back home and get fricked up the ass by an older dude.
his mom's house has a doorman from the concept art, i think he's meant to be a rich boy. therefore he can do anything he wants in life.
you are forgetting the far more silent majority, the parents who will bring their kids to anything inoffensive enough. disney does not care what your demographic thinks, you haven't got kids
>you are forgetting the far more silent majority, the parents who will bring their kids to anything inoffensive enough
Families *are* the silent boycotters, and they're why Disney's reversal of fortune in theaters has been so precipitous. For each family that says no, Disney is losing out on 4.5 tickets.
>wade has black va
>raised by single mother
>single mother voiced by white woman
holy kek
We see the dad in the trailer though. The book also doesn't have his siblings which we know exist.
>Joe Pera
Oh frick, I thought that big Earth dude sounded familiar.
>main girl is voiced by a muscle girl
>some bug-looking kid
Why are all the hollywoid chinks so butt-fricking ugly?
Because they’re usually muttified Asians (China and SEA monkey mainly)
>Clod
>Ghibli
>Dindunuffin Ekakitie
>moronic ass fart joke on the air karen
What the frick lmao
IT'S ALL FRICKING PUNS GOD DAMN I HATE THIS FRICKING MOVIE
>Bernie
>Ghibli
>literally means "hot desert wind"
>not given to a character who is fire or air
Am I missing something or did they not even follow their own naming puns?
The character is a troony weeb
I only recognize Joe Pera. He's getting that Disney money now.
>race-mixing black/chinese romance
Lol how many of those are there? The whole point of race mixing propaganda is to showcase the destruction of the white race, what is their to gain from minorities mixing with each other, especially black and yellow, that just weird.
Blacks attacked Asians which they had to extra-awkwardly blame on whites so they want their pets to stop embarressing them.
BLACK AND YELLOW
imagine getting triggered by romeo and juliet
So they kill themselves in the end?
almost actually
Who's the idiot who told you to repeat iTs jUsT lIkE roMeO aNd jUliET?
Shakespeare
Ah, yes, that famous stanza
>And when she wavered he hand, the maiden yelled
>In 2023, a motion picture will come out,
>And you shall liken it to this play, despite only being comparable in the most crude of reductionist summaries!
>For Romeo, that be my decree, and mine alone, not of the site with the antenna alien!"
>And Romeo then killed Juliet's cousin
>Yet another race-mixing black/chinese romance
Hot
Hollywood needs to give us more. Underrated pairing
Isn’t agree with Ben/ww trope but I don’t think I’ve ever seen any BM/AW romances in media
>but I don’t think I’ve ever seen any BM/AW romances in media
There's a few on TV but it's too underrepresented
Lovecraft Country
>Yet another race-mixing black/chinese romance.
Uh anon, they're fire and water.
>stands out in crowds
>is overly worried about disappointing her family
>extremely hot
Ember is a blasian latina.
The gamers podcast put up their fresh review.
disney/pixar pay their critics
lmao
yet another masterpiece
You get a masterpiece. You get a masterpiece. And YOU get a masterpiece...
I thought the idea of a masterpiece was that it'll stand the test of time.
A masterpiece is the thing a tradesman/artisan/artist makes that demonstrates he's mastered the skills of his craft, elevating him to the rank of master craftsman.
Colloquially, it is used to refer to artwork that is of technical and aesthetic quality far above that which is considered "good." As with all superlatives, its meaning is steadily diluted by overuse and marketing hyperbole.
Something that stands the test of time, on the other hand, is called a "classic."
Is it still illegal to say that Disney buys reviews?
>caring what the critics think
Why are you a gay, op? Is it because girls won't date you or because your daddy touched you when you were little?
>prevents the movie from failing
Wade is too powerful and cute
Agreed
>i got my forgis on the jeep
You know I used to think the thing about Disney buying good reviews was blown out of proportion, but I think this has sealed the deal that it’s real. This had middling reviews during early screenings for weeks and now suddenly it’s not anymore? Pretty suspicious.
They use RottenTomato scores for advertising so of course it's fabricated
Yeah RT has been compromised for years
Except those are the audience scores, critic reviews are shitting on it.
What gave that away?
No
Oh, I mean YES. My bad.
Only metacritic matters
It's probably better than Mario, which is a glorified baby commercial.
Both are unimaginative shite in their own way.
We just ban sex altogether and only reproduce by artificial means.
>Remove everyone's sex drive and sterilize them
>Reproduction via artificial wombs only
>Only responsible upstanding citizens get to raise children
>Birth defects can be completely gotten rid of
>Poor people cant reproduce anymore
This would solve so many problems
What in the dystopian future is this?
>What in the dystopian future is this?
Cyber-dystopia eugenics, and it would be awesome
>You do know the reason you need poor people to reproduce so much is because it's the only way to fill manual labor jobs no one else wants, right?
The actual reason poors have so many kids is cause they're moronic hedonists and don't know how to use contraceptives
So they have a bunch of little moron babies who will grow up to become criminals and fill prison cells
>they're moronic hedonists and don't know how to use contraceptives
Mindset of a 13 year-old. Real reason is lack of proper education, religious indoctrination and infant mortality.
prepare for a wave of them now that america banned abortion for people too poor to leave their shithole states.
Well, those are the states that need poor people to pick up fruits and vegetables for cheap.
>Real reason is lack of proper education
Yeah they're moronic (uneducated) and thus don't know how to use contraceptives so they have tons of (uneducated) moron babies who become criminals
You just repeated my point, dummy
>religious indoctrination
Not really because if they were actually religious they would abstain from sex, You just hate religion
>infant mortality.
No the whole point is: the poor children aren't dying which is why there are so many of them, Which results in tons of criminals
The whole problem would be solved if we sterilized uneducated poor people. It would be a net positive for society and humanity as a whole
Abortion is a godsend.
You do know the reason you need poor people to reproduce so much is because it's the only way to fill manual labor jobs no one else wants, right? Many fruits and vegetables must be harvested by hand because it's hard and costly to design machines that won't damage them.
>we need to overpopulate the world with degenerates because i love my heckin apples
At least he doesn't like crummy water.
You actually weren't allowed to show racemixing in films 50 years ago. Which is why it's bizarre that they're still making movies like this, like it's groundbreaking, when literally every TV ad is about multiracial families. Movies already tackled this subject in the 1960s.
Person A getting with Person B of different background is one of the most basic romance plots, be rich person with poor person, different cultures, or groups that hate each other.
the story leak made this shit sound as lame as a hallmark original. the crying game? frick off.
Whatever the reverse of "critic-proof" is, that's the situation Disney is in now. Among those who aren't already silent boycotting Disney, a large swathe do not trust RT scores for their movies anymore because it has been manipulated too many times.
Disney's entire release strategy has been to pump up first week numbers while the profit split on tickets favor them, leading to tight scheduling where their own movies cannibalize each other. They have no contingency plan for what is happening now.
Do we even know what the "unverified" RT critic scores are? The 80% is only the "verified" ones right?
How does one become a verified RT Top Critic anyway? Is it like Twitter where you have to pay $10,000+ to some mod on the site to get the checkmark?
The only reason to watch this movie is for the really great looking fire and water effects.
But the fire is stylized like ass
I like it a lot. And I like how they're achieving those facial expressions of hers-- I think they might be 2D assets.
>Promotional part of movie is this sentient water arguing with the sentient fire about citations and bureaucracy
What the frick happened at Pixar
>Joe Pera
Well, that's pleasant.
shill reviews
>water shota
Now I will watch your movie
>OP discovers paid shills
Still not watching
No
It wouldn't work because this is an issue that goes beyond race. You see shit like a rich girl or boy falling for a poorer person. A lot of racism stems from tribalism which occasionally goes beyond race. A white Irish person for instance could feel that they prefer their children marry another Irish person because of cultural differences. Plenty of instances of this happening between ethnic groups.
> I spend 20 minutes every morning praying to the purified water God. I also apologize for fliggers, lord knows they ain't gonna apologize for themselves.
>flinters
>grounders
>gusters
>wetters
You're on Cinemaphile pussy. Just admit you're racist.
I am.
against every race
But I am genuinely not
Saw a trailer for this when I saw Guardians 3. Holy shit it looks bad. I thought you guys were exaggerating but they really did a "haha he can't handle spicy food" joke. It's like the cringy scene from Zootopia where Judy explains about the bunny n-word except it's stretched out over the whole movie.
Serious question; why do you guys insert race into literally everything?
>Why are people inserting race into a movie that's meant to be a racial allegory?
>the only difference between two people is race, not culture, or social position, or anything else
Oh, yeah, I remember the preview clip where an Earth guy gets a paycheck raise and with his higher wealth class turns into an air woman.
He's rich and she's poor in the movie. Is actually part of the plot. The troony shit is all you, tho.
>The troony shit is all you, tho.
I'm not an ugly water art hoe larping as a Japanese desert wind.
>when people google "ghibli movie" they'll get dozens of results of this character
So this is how Disney is going to bury Studio Ghibli...
>and she's poor in the movie
And? Again, is your element determined by your income in this movie?
Nor "her" bf, they/them wussy.
Leave it to Disney to have this virtue signaling crap that they don't actually put in the movie so that they don't have to firmly pick a side.
>that they don't actually put in the movie
Are you sure about that? That kid and is a younger brother (sister) of the main guy.
I may have been too vague; why does the race of the VAs matter?
Why did Pixar? The VAs for the elements fall along racial lines (fire elements are voiced by asians, water elements are voiced by blacks, etc.).
we win
>Wade won.
2023. 80 percent critics means it will be bad.
I mean there was like 5 reviews or something before, so it had a good chance to go up. i dunno if its any good, but i'll check it out probably.
>critic score
Why is his ass so big?
Ember is a chubby chaser
>They can make jokes about Wade's butt and body because he's male
>Movie wouldn't have ever gotten greenlit if they did the same with Ember
They preach and preach and preach about equality and modernity but at the end of the day, we're all just slaves to the censors.
>Movie wouldn't have ever gotten greenlit if they did the same with Ember
Blame Coomers,they don't know how to control themselves.
Because those things aren't equal you turbo sperg. Oversized male butts are about as sexy to women as bearded women are to men. Women are attracted to power and charisma first and foremost, so they wouldn't get wet over some effeminate beta blob just because he's drawn with a detailed ass in one scene. Nobody is getting any fanservice here, so in a way, equality was achieved.
>I am not racist but I genuinely believe race mixing should be illegal.
I genuinely don't see what the problem is? At the end of the day we are all humans. Black people, White People, Yellow People. The only ones i agree should be illegal are homosexuals.
Condemning a man to a mixed-race life is inhumane. He will be accepted by neither group and women find him utterly disgusting. I do not blame mixed race men for shooting up a school. I blame their parents for creating that monster for virtue signaling points.
>Condemning a man to a mixed-race life is inhumane
Should spend less time in Cinemaphile bro. Literally.
Only if he's ugly. Most school shooters are white, all of them are autistic. If you hate autistic people so much you should just kys.
Only happas shoot up schools.
well, you are presumably pure aryan bloodline and you haven't accomplished anything with your life, so...
Critic and audience score inversion, movie is shit.
>("Kernkraft 400 by Zombie Nation plays")
This is pretty cute what's everyone's problem with it.
....mommy....daddy
Wade carries on the thicc Pixar mom legacy
>i have multiple tickets
>so that must mean you'll take me
Do women really.
no singles policy
hot woman invites herself on date with you, and you'd be asshurt about it?
Why would she need to cover herself in a blanket if she's made of fire? It's not even like she's in a particularly windy, open area. She's looks like she's indoors.
To protect herself from water. That's a plot point.
O.O
>Critics
IT MEANS NOTHING.
>Audience
Seems nobody gives a damn about this.
ELEMENTBROS WE GOT TOO wienerY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNS
Not gonna lie, i'm kinda interested. But i prefer to wait for the digital release
The movie isn't out yet, wait till Friday Night, Motherfricker!
NEVER!
twitter trannies hates elemental so now i like the movie and i want them to succeed
Anon never learns do they?
>Elemental
>Looks exactly like something i would've watched nonstop as kid
>Has unironic usage of the song "Hot N Cold" by Katy Perry (I fricking LOVE Katy Perry music.)
>The fire lady looks cute
>Has a cool and relatable water guy i can project myself onto
>Cute romance plot, and I'm such a sucker for cute romance plots.
CINEMA IS SAVED
Uhm baste nostalgianon
>horrible death creatures get confined to a ghetto
Sound policy.
Movie and setting look interesting.
If I don't visit /p*l/, why should I be mad about it? Genuinely asking, maybe the characters are annoying or something.
Well damn.
>Unironically trusting critic reviews
Reminder.
Always trust Audiences reviews, that’s where the truth is at
Can't even trust those, only trust your own opinion and revisit media often to confirm your doubts.
Le epic film critics also highly rated literal pedo propaganda (cuties) and a bunch of the hyper woke slop Netflix churns out
Both were God awful
What will it be anons? Thinly veiled race mixing propaganda soulless corpo animation, or le epic last good marvel movie made to date with the best quote in any mcu movie; "In the end, I truly was a raccoon."
How the frick is disney making shit that looks like TV cgi yet they have an ocean of 3D assets to work with?
no i don't think i will
This movie was made already. Why are they making it again?
speaking of omosis Jones, I actually preffered the TV series over the movie.
Aaand review drop just started