Way too many fake tasks, especially the presenting in front of industry experts ones (although I did find it neat when Ian Livingstone was on the videogame panel)
Why the frick am I watching this shit knowing full well I cant remember any of them until at least week 6.
What's everyone drinking I'm talking up on purple strongbow god it tastes like absolute shit now though.
Wonder if recruiters even bothered trying this year. Anyway good luck my friends all the best. Prost!
I have a feeling men dont do well in the first few weeks until the fat is trimmed meanwhile the female facades all fade away and they start to fight.
But I think the opposite happened past few years?
Idk I dont really pay attention to this show any more. 30m boardroom is too long for my attention span.
>whines about da struggles of being whamyn in business >does 'consultancy' and 'presentations' on being a woman in business and wants to 'inspire young women' and all that shit >becomes a pornprostitute the second it's profitable
God they make it so hard to not hate them.
>one team agrees the price the client pays >one team negotiates price for suppliers >no contact allowed until after
Any idea of this being an actual competition of business skill out the window already, good to get that out of the way.
I had a flat mate at uni who was autistic about this. "No, we haven't got any rapeseed oil. I'll have to go get some.", "There's olive oil there", "The recipe says rapeseed oil!"
>noo we lost because you used crumble instead of breadcrumbs
I dont see it as a big deal. problem customer. plus theyre women just offer the guy a blowjob
blame their business that refused to cover accommodation costs and told the staff their team building day comes with a 7 hour round trip drive >10 minutes left
fricking hell
Why can't girls just wear a smart, plain suit
They always got to have some stupid bright colour and weird asymmetrical design or random holes
Karen included
>can I just ask which of you candidates believe Palestine should exist? >*show of hands* >youre all fired with extreme prejudice. good luck on getting out of the door
>that lad thought 52% refund was only on the profit
in a strange turn of events Sugar will like him for being convinced not to give the customer the refund they want
This show needs a big refresh, scrap Fat Alan. Get candidates in who are real business people rather than box ticking ego-thickos.
Up the reward to at least a million. £250k is nothing even to a small business these days.
Get some new fricking tasks than "organise event" or "make shit product in 2 days"
The "contest" is sixth form business day tier shite
cooking tasks are entirely fricking pointless, it's not masterchef
if they want to do one have them put premade stuff together and have all the skill be in the marketing and selling side
My wife
For me, it was Marnie
Woah link that insta homie
Frickkk
Hello
/lig/ will be dead tonight
Yeah that’s why I’m here
Love island lads
We stan for:
Jack Grealish
The sesh
Ibiza
Raves
Tyson Fury
The sesh
Football hooliganism
Slags
The sesh
Danny Dyer
WKDs
Gazza
The sesh
Pre drinks
Bets
OF models
Strawberry daqs
Pints
Lads
Salt & chilli chips
Football
Messi
Rolex
Excellent post.
>bench press
basic lift, how much do you deadlift?
Deadlifting is basic as well
All about the hack squat
hello
I gave up on last years apprentice towards the end btw. worst series ever. two years ago was kino.
just want some autists wanting to play a game
This show doesn't work any more.
Way too many fake tasks, especially the presenting in front of industry experts ones (although I did find it neat when Ian Livingstone was on the videogame panel)
For me it was Britt
was waiting for you to post
these candidates look boring already
Lottie-chads where we at
My /lig/ lads
Where do we all stand on the Hugo drama?
Remind me next week to start dumping her OF images.
amazing. just dump them now (please)
Sadly I already switched my PC with my coom folder off for the evening, as long as a Jannie doesn't ban me I'll dump a load next Thursday.
Couldn't pull me away from that ass
Karen looks extra rough in the face this year
That b***h wanted the UK to become a social credit system based hellhole.
Frick that fascist c**t.
>hand in your proposals
>by the way we dont even look at them until the interview episode
>red suit
Grow up homie
Swear down the paki in the back left was on last year
What's going onwith Dr Bateman?
I love business prostitutes so much bros
Who would be on your Apprentice all stars?
>Big Liz
>Lottie
>The Ghost of Stuart Baggs
Kathryn my beloved
>forgetting Nick Showering
cant post pics. blame the mods range banning my IP
Syed
Tre
Michael knob twister
Jim the Jedi
Reminder that Akshay got to hit that
constantly emits chad energy. I wish him and Nick got funding for a tv show
the short lived cannon autist from last year, quite literally /ourguy/
>alan says something lightly-"mirthful"
ha ha ha ha ha ha
that lad rocking the ottoman sultan look with his facial hair
Simple as
Why the frick am I watching this shit knowing full well I cant remember any of them until at least week 6.
What's everyone drinking I'm talking up on purple strongbow god it tastes like absolute shit now though.
Wonder if recruiters even bothered trying this year. Anyway good luck my friends all the best. Prost!
Still getting through my box of ciders from christmas
Doesn't look very diverse. Where is the lgbt representation? Itv still have bbc beat in this.
>corporate away day
peak cringe on task 1
>corporate away day task
>men vs women
well the men have lost. corporate events the women win because everyone thirsty for attention
I have a feeling men dont do well in the first few weeks until the fat is trimmed meanwhile the female facades all fade away and they start to fight.
But I think the opposite happened past few years?
Idk I dont really pay attention to this show any more. 30m boardroom is too long for my attention span.
The BBC is woke as frick and will always promote the diverse female over the man.
>half the candidates are non-whites
grim
Representative of the country, lad.
>Black person can't swim
>scottish castle
/traitors apprentice/ bros we linked up
Fake funerals are big business
Chilli noodles that the missus saw on insta, pretty good tbqhwy
those eyes tho
Roisin-esque
Why is p Diddy in?
he has meme potential
I wonder how many women from this season will become internet pornprostitutes.
>immigrants in charge of knowing traditional British events
add in Londoners. they die from shock when a city doesnt have rail public transport
You must be the bus wanker
as they should
The Fundamental Bri'ish Values are respect and tolerance and appreciation for diversity.
Gummint literally said so.
You're not anti-bri'ish values are you?
Sub-team leader lad has absolutely miniscule ears
Hijab would be fit but can't get past that wart
hindu guy shitting on the sikh already
best comb over in the series
lenny kravitz looking kino
Still can't believe every single candidate last year got mogged by some bints from m&s
Middle for me
daft punk over ere
>The browns don't do water
lel
https://fapello.com/camilla-ainsworth-4/
is this worth clicking or is it her instagram pics ive seen many times?
Actual nudes lad
Frickn 'ell
>whines about da struggles of being whamyn in business
>does 'consultancy' and 'presentations' on being a woman in business and wants to 'inspire young women' and all that shit
>becomes a pornprostitute the second it's profitable
God they make it so hard to not hate them.
Yorkshire lad is cringe kino
2hat the frick is red suit man thinkin
Out his fricking head where does he think he is.
Finally 15m in a scottish person appears in scotland lol.
I miss her
Ok bored already
Imagine how everyone else itt feels plus having to endure a tripgay
Wtf nick is back?
dont toy with me
reminder that akshay and harpreet are married
these two were unfathomable kino
>one team agrees the price the client pays
>one team negotiates price for suppliers
>no contact allowed until after
Any idea of this being an actual competition of business skill out the window already, good to get that out of the way.
It hasn't been that for more than 10 years now
>paying to wade in ankle-deep water
I hate cityc**ts so fricking much. You can do it for free any day you want
>I cant swim
very strange
Whaat? No way!
Muslim lass unironically looks like goose
>charge 280 for some wood
To be fair, there's a rock as well
they get browner every year
how many black women are there?
suggs wont like this. if women lose one of them is first to go
not a single ounce of pengness this year
the girls get uglier every season
give it time. we get half second shots of them. its a blur
the bames are embarrasing themselves lmfao
>literally no fit birds
Frick this
The one with the big glasses is quite nice
The tgirl glasses?
Interesting.
Agreed
the one who called herself del boy?
yeah she's alri I guess
Typical airhead bimbo who's already fricking her face up
Shouldnt they be inside a raft or something
I only watch apprentice for the tang dressed inappropriately for an office but appropriately for my fetish
Black hasn't figured out fire yet, still waiting on a lightning striking a tree
Fricking hate Londoners
Asif unironically has the look of a turkish sultan
>fish crumble
I'd try that.
Genuinely amazed that there's no troons this year
The guests hated your cooking meaning you clearly can't do business.
You're fired
this show is a reminder that democracy does not work.
one man holds rule and controls with an iron fist. well oiled machine
What do you call a nice-smelling paki
Asif
TBSP LAD JUST DID AN ALI G FINGER SNAP
do kids do that again now or I'm out of touch?
Brownie-guy literally has something wrong with him
Karen looks fitter without her makeup.
minorities
>didn't know what a loch was
>cant swim
>scared of heights
>put apple crumble topping on a fishcake
>rapping at guests
NOOOOO follow the exact measurements when cooking!!!
(you dont need to really. just use your brain)
I had a flat mate at uni who was autistic about this. "No, we haven't got any rapeseed oil. I'll have to go get some.", "There's olive oil there", "The recipe says rapeseed oil!"
>Sneed oils
Avoid this man at all costs
>falling for the "seed oils are the devil" meme
cooking is literally so easy i don't know how people frick it up
>I've never been in a kitchen before and I don't know what a teaspoon in
Why is this cracker in the cooking team?
mum aint raised him right
only spoon he has seen in a silver one in his mouth
Is it true you brits are looking at a 10% immigrant increase by 2030?
>Implying I'm staying here till 2030.
I'm planning to move to Singapore
no drumpft, no watch
>noo we lost because you used crumble instead of breadcrumbs
I dont see it as a big deal. problem customer. plus theyre women just offer the guy a blowjob
>You could repay in some other way...
<CUT! CUT!
<Sir, you can't say that. Ok?
<Roll camera!
Holy shit someone screencap Tim
which one is tim?
new claude
Lol wearing that fricking body suit hulk Arnold Schwarzenegger looking ahhhh pmfao
L M A O
>heres the dish that looks OK at face value but is actually completely undercooked underneath
the women are going to win
>asking for a tip
Lol
All of these people can vote.
Tim looking hench bruv
>only 20 minute boardroom
Based?
they decide the project manager in the boardroom now too
has definitely been some cuts to the filming budget
>only 10 minutes left
Next weeks task is telling the time
Say what you like, this guy has fricking stones lmao.
Casual
blame their business that refused to cover accommodation costs and told the staff their team building day comes with a 7 hour round trip drive
>10 minutes left
fricking hell
>black girl can't swim
"For winning today I've got you tickets to the public swimming pool."
Only 5 minutes left…
Why can't girls just wear a smart, plain suit
They always got to have some stupid bright colour and weird asymmetrical design or random holes
Karen included
Production obviously pick their clothes so they stand out
>can I just ask which of you candidates believe Palestine should exist?
>*show of hands*
>youre all fired with extreme prejudice. good luck on getting out of the door
i'd absolutely scran karren's crumble fish cake
Grim. If it tastes like crumble need to get her down Lloyd's farmassie
The drop in candidate quality from Tim's year to now is actually shocking.
cant take that coolio looking mf serious
Frick I missed it, when did this come back
47 minutes ago
see you in 47 minutes then
Frick me Karren is looking fit.
reckon the women win, lad's PM tries to scapegoat catering team who are obviously not at fault
who is he kidding
6 months of SS + GOMAD
>not fit
>not smart
So what was the selection process for the girls this year?
Absolute STATE of him
that absolute weapon applauding sack him NOW
>one man clapping
>claps a loss
He'll win.
project manager goes. just letting you know
BARE THIGH ALERT
Frickin finally
Screencap or gtfo.
>stiww free hunnid paund innit nah?
>....a loss of....
Oops.
It'd be weird for someone's swimming ability to be brought up once in an episode. But they've mentioned it about 4 times.
The competency crisis encapsulated in one show.
>claps a loss because he thought refunds were taken out of the profits
just sent the lot of them home already
>that lad thought 52% refund was only on the profit
in a strange turn of events Sugar will like him for being convinced not to give the customer the refund they want
Black lad thinks he's in a rap feud
gotta admit he's the sharpest dressed though
ginger lad on the long con just say nothing and look forward
Looks like Stephen Merchant
that fella on the boys team looks like Tim Curry
>that fella on the boys team
Helpful
that fella on the boys team looks like Tim Curry
obviously not the sikh one. use your eyes. which one looks like Tim Curry
the tablespoon lad. now called spoon
yeah steve the spoon
Oh really?
I thought the other guy looked more like tim curry.
Tim curry, tbspn of curry, and...?
Cant think of a name for the other guy.
Team captain? Idk.
Sam chads are winning
>Sugar: this is not a game
wave hello to camera btw
>arab secretary is walled off from Sugar
Really makes me think...
imagine a double sacking week 1. i'd cream myself
>I say no smoke without innocent babies in the oven
Jesus christ alan
Does ollie have spiders on his eyes?
BRIT WHITES BTFO
BRIT WHITES BTFO
BRIT WHITES BTFO
BRIT WHITES BTFO
Probably scared sikh boy would sword him
>you're fired
>*instantly mugs to camera*
Kino
You know its a shit lineup when the black bloke seems the most promising.
>next week
>all the girls where trousers
Frick this shit man
Whitebois lost (again)
I want to facefrick Karen so bad, lads.
>17 candidates
fricking hell
another cooking task lmao
>another cooking task because it'll be funny when they frick it up
It's all so tiresome
I always wonder whether youre the original lad or you took on the job
Verdi is 60 iq at best.
This show needs a big refresh, scrap Fat Alan. Get candidates in who are real business people rather than box ticking ego-thickos.
Up the reward to at least a million. £250k is nothing even to a small business these days.
Get some new fricking tasks than "organise event" or "make shit product in 2 days"
The "contest" is sixth form business day tier shite
cooking tasks are entirely fricking pointless, it's not masterchef
if they want to do one have them put premade stuff together and have all the skill be in the marketing and selling side
Alan's looking extra dementiay this year
Been common knowledge for awhile his heads gone, rumours going about boardroom scenes take 3+ hours to record cuz he keeps forgetting.
>Only 4 white guys in the show, 1 of them's sacked already
>Every single is a complete mid except maybe the Indian
State of it.
The fiona bruce looking bint is alright
EVERYONE GET TO /mug/ RIGHT NOW
>(You)