Apprentice

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Surely it can't be any worse than last year

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it was Marnie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woah link that insta homie
      Frickkk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello
    /lig/ will be dead tonight

    • 4 weeks ago
      The Alpha

      Yeah that’s why I’m here

    • 4 weeks ago
      The Alpha

      Yeah that’s why I’m here

      Love island lads

      We stan for:

      Jack Grealish
      The sesh
      Ibiza
      Raves
      Tyson Fury
      The sesh
      Football hooliganism
      Slags
      The sesh
      Danny Dyer
      WKDs
      Gazza
      The sesh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pre drinks
        Bets
        OF models
        Strawberry daqs
        Pints
        Lads
        Salt & chilli chips
        Football
        Messi
        Rolex

        • 4 weeks ago
          The Alpha

          Excellent post.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bench press
    basic lift, how much do you deadlift?

    • 4 weeks ago
      The Alpha

      Deadlifting is basic as well

      All about the hack squat

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hello

    I gave up on last years apprentice towards the end btw. worst series ever. two years ago was kino.

    just want some autists wanting to play a game

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This show doesn't work any more.

    Way too many fake tasks, especially the presenting in front of industry experts ones (although I did find it neat when Ian Livingstone was on the videogame panel)

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was Britt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      was waiting for you to post

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these candidates look boring already

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lottie-chads where we at

    • 4 weeks ago
      The Alpha

      My /lig/ lads

      Where do we all stand on the Hugo drama?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remind me next week to start dumping her OF images.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        amazing. just dump them now (please)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sadly I already switched my PC with my coom folder off for the evening, as long as a Jannie doesn't ban me I'll dump a load next Thursday.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Couldn't pull me away from that ass

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karen looks extra rough in the face this year

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That b***h wanted the UK to become a social credit system based hellhole.
      Frick that fascist c**t.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hand in your proposals
    >by the way we dont even look at them until the interview episode

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >red suit
    Grow up homie

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Swear down the paki in the back left was on last year

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's going onwith Dr Bateman?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love business prostitutes so much bros

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who would be on your Apprentice all stars?

    >Big Liz
    >Lottie
    >The Ghost of Stuart Baggs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kathryn my beloved

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >forgetting Nick Showering
      cant post pics. blame the mods range banning my IP

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Syed
      Tre
      Michael knob twister
      Jim the Jedi

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Akshay got to hit that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        constantly emits chad energy. I wish him and Nick got funding for a tv show

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the short lived cannon autist from last year, quite literally /ourguy/

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >alan says something lightly-"mirthful"
    ha ha ha ha ha ha

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that lad rocking the ottoman sultan look with his facial hair

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simple as

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick am I watching this shit knowing full well I cant remember any of them until at least week 6.
    What's everyone drinking I'm talking up on purple strongbow god it tastes like absolute shit now though.
    Wonder if recruiters even bothered trying this year. Anyway good luck my friends all the best. Prost!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still getting through my box of ciders from christmas

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't look very diverse. Where is the lgbt representation? Itv still have bbc beat in this.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >corporate away day
    peak cringe on task 1

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >corporate away day task
    >men vs women
    well the men have lost. corporate events the women win because everyone thirsty for attention

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a feeling men dont do well in the first few weeks until the fat is trimmed meanwhile the female facades all fade away and they start to fight.
      But I think the opposite happened past few years?
      Idk I dont really pay attention to this show any more. 30m boardroom is too long for my attention span.

      • 4 weeks ago
        The Alpha

        The BBC is woke as frick and will always promote the diverse female over the man.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >half the candidates are non-whites
    grim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Representative of the country, lad.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person can't swim

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >scottish castle
    /traitors apprentice/ bros we linked up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fake funerals are big business

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chilli noodles that the missus saw on insta, pretty good tbqhwy

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those eyes tho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roisin-esque

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is p Diddy in?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he has meme potential

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many women from this season will become internet pornprostitutes.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >immigrants in charge of knowing traditional British events

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      add in Londoners. they die from shock when a city doesnt have rail public transport

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You must be the bus wanker

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        as they should

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Fundamental Bri'ish Values are respect and tolerance and appreciation for diversity.

      Gummint literally said so.
      You're not anti-bri'ish values are you?

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sub-team leader lad has absolutely miniscule ears

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hijab would be fit but can't get past that wart

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hindu guy shitting on the sikh already

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      best comb over in the series

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lenny kravitz looking kino

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still can't believe every single candidate last year got mogged by some bints from m&s

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Middle for me

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    daft punk over ere

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The browns don't do water

    lel

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://fapello.com/camilla-ainsworth-4/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this worth clicking or is it her instagram pics ive seen many times?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actual nudes lad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frickn 'ell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >whines about da struggles of being whamyn in business
      >does 'consultancy' and 'presentations' on being a woman in business and wants to 'inspire young women' and all that shit
      >becomes a pornprostitute the second it's profitable
      God they make it so hard to not hate them.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yorkshire lad is cringe kino

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2hat the frick is red suit man thinkin
    Out his fricking head where does he think he is.
    Finally 15m in a scottish person appears in scotland lol.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss her

  45. 4 weeks ago
    The Alpha

    Ok bored already

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how everyone else itt feels plus having to endure a tripgay

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf nick is back?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont toy with me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminder that akshay and harpreet are married

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these two were unfathomable kino

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one team agrees the price the client pays
    >one team negotiates price for suppliers
    >no contact allowed until after
    Any idea of this being an actual competition of business skill out the window already, good to get that out of the way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It hasn't been that for more than 10 years now

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >paying to wade in ankle-deep water
    I hate cityc**ts so fricking much. You can do it for free any day you want

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I cant swim
    very strange

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whaat? No way!

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muslim lass unironically looks like goose

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >charge 280 for some wood

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, there's a rock as well

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they get browner every year

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many black women are there?
    suggs wont like this. if women lose one of them is first to go

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not a single ounce of pengness this year
    the girls get uglier every season

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      give it time. we get half second shots of them. its a blur

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the bames are embarrasing themselves lmfao

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally no fit birds
    Frick this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one with the big glasses is quite nice

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The tgirl glasses?
        Interesting.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the one who called herself del boy?
        yeah she's alri I guess

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Typical airhead bimbo who's already fricking her face up

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldnt they be inside a raft or something

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only watch apprentice for the tang dressed inappropriately for an office but appropriately for my fetish

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black hasn't figured out fire yet, still waiting on a lightning striking a tree

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hate Londoners

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Asif unironically has the look of a turkish sultan

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fish crumble

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd try that.

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely amazed that there's no troons this year

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The guests hated your cooking meaning you clearly can't do business.
    You're fired

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this show is a reminder that democracy does not work.
    one man holds rule and controls with an iron fist. well oiled machine

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you call a nice-smelling paki

    Asif

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TBSP LAD JUST DID AN ALI G FINGER SNAP
    do kids do that again now or I'm out of touch?

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brownie-guy literally has something wrong with him

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Karen looks fitter without her makeup.

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    minorities
    >didn't know what a loch was
    >cant swim
    >scared of heights
    >put apple crumble topping on a fishcake
    >rapping at guests

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOO follow the exact measurements when cooking!!!

    (you dont need to really. just use your brain)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had a flat mate at uni who was autistic about this. "No, we haven't got any rapeseed oil. I'll have to go get some.", "There's olive oil there", "The recipe says rapeseed oil!"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sneed oils
        Avoid this man at all costs

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >falling for the "seed oils are the devil" meme

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cooking is literally so easy i don't know how people frick it up

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I've never been in a kitchen before and I don't know what a teaspoon in
    Why is this cracker in the cooking team?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mum aint raised him right
      only spoon he has seen in a silver one in his mouth

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true you brits are looking at a 10% immigrant increase by 2030?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying I'm staying here till 2030.
      I'm planning to move to Singapore

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no drumpft, no watch

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >noo we lost because you used crumble instead of breadcrumbs
    I dont see it as a big deal. problem customer. plus theyre women just offer the guy a blowjob

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You could repay in some other way...
      <CUT! CUT!
      <Sir, you can't say that. Ok?
      <Roll camera!

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit someone screencap Tim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which one is tim?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        new claude

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol wearing that fricking body suit hulk Arnold Schwarzenegger looking ahhhh pmfao

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    L M A O
    >heres the dish that looks OK at face value but is actually completely undercooked underneath

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the women are going to win

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >asking for a tip
    Lol

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of these people can vote.

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tim looking hench bruv

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only 20 minute boardroom
    Based?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they decide the project manager in the boardroom now too
      has definitely been some cuts to the filming budget

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only 10 minutes left

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only 5 minutes left…

      Next weeks task is telling the time

      >asking for a tip
      Lol

      Say what you like, this guy has fricking stones lmao.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Casual

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blame their business that refused to cover accommodation costs and told the staff their team building day comes with a 7 hour round trip drive
    >10 minutes left
    fricking hell

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >black girl can't swim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "For winning today I've got you tickets to the public swimming pool."

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only 5 minutes left…

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't girls just wear a smart, plain suit
    They always got to have some stupid bright colour and weird asymmetrical design or random holes
    Karen included

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Production obviously pick their clothes so they stand out

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can I just ask which of you candidates believe Palestine should exist?
    >*show of hands*
    >youre all fired with extreme prejudice. good luck on getting out of the door

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd absolutely scran karren's crumble fish cake

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grim. If it tastes like crumble need to get her down Lloyd's farmassie

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The drop in candidate quality from Tim's year to now is actually shocking.

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cant take that coolio looking mf serious

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I missed it, when did this come back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      47 minutes ago

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        see you in 47 minutes then

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick me Karren is looking fit.

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reckon the women win, lad's PM tries to scapegoat catering team who are obviously not at fault

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who is he kidding

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6 months of SS + GOMAD

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not fit
    >not smart
    So what was the selection process for the girls this year?

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute STATE of him

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that absolute weapon applauding sack him NOW

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one man clapping

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >claps a loss
    He'll win.

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    project manager goes. just letting you know

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BARE THIGH ALERT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frickin finally

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Screencap or gtfo.

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stiww free hunnid paund innit nah?
    >....a loss of....
    Oops.

  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be weird for someone's swimming ability to be brought up once in an episode. But they've mentioned it about 4 times.

  107. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The competency crisis encapsulated in one show.

  108. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >claps a loss because he thought refunds were taken out of the profits
    just sent the lot of them home already

  109. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that lad thought 52% refund was only on the profit
    in a strange turn of events Sugar will like him for being convinced not to give the customer the refund they want

  110. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black lad thinks he's in a rap feud

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gotta admit he's the sharpest dressed though

  111. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ginger lad on the long con just say nothing and look forward

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Stephen Merchant

  112. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that fella on the boys team looks like Tim Curry

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that fella on the boys team
      Helpful

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that fella on the boys team looks like Tim Curry

        obviously not the sikh one. use your eyes. which one looks like Tim Curry

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the tablespoon lad. now called spoon

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah steve the spoon

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah steve the spoon

            Oh really?
            I thought the other guy looked more like tim curry.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tim curry, tbspn of curry, and...?
          Cant think of a name for the other guy.
          Team captain? Idk.

  113. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sam chads are winning

  114. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sugar: this is not a game
    wave hello to camera btw

  115. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >arab secretary is walled off from Sugar
    Really makes me think...

  116. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine a double sacking week 1. i'd cream myself

  117. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I say no smoke without innocent babies in the oven
    Jesus christ alan

  118. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does ollie have spiders on his eyes?

  119. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BRIT WHITES BTFO
    BRIT WHITES BTFO
    BRIT WHITES BTFO
    BRIT WHITES BTFO

  120. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably scared sikh boy would sword him

  121. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you're fired
    >*instantly mugs to camera*
    Kino

  122. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know its a shit lineup when the black bloke seems the most promising.

  123. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >next week
    >all the girls where trousers
    Frick this shit man

  124. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whitebois lost (again)

  125. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to facefrick Karen so bad, lads.

  126. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >17 candidates
    fricking hell

    another cooking task lmao

  127. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another cooking task because it'll be funny when they frick it up
    It's all so tiresome

  128. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always wonder whether youre the original lad or you took on the job

  129. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Verdi is 60 iq at best.

  130. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This show needs a big refresh, scrap Fat Alan. Get candidates in who are real business people rather than box ticking ego-thickos.
    Up the reward to at least a million. £250k is nothing even to a small business these days.

    Get some new fricking tasks than "organise event" or "make shit product in 2 days"

    The "contest" is sixth form business day tier shite

  131. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cooking tasks are entirely fricking pointless, it's not masterchef
    if they want to do one have them put premade stuff together and have all the skill be in the marketing and selling side

  132. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alan's looking extra dementiay this year

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Been common knowledge for awhile his heads gone, rumours going about boardroom scenes take 3+ hours to record cuz he keeps forgetting.

  133. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Only 4 white guys in the show, 1 of them's sacked already
    >Every single is a complete mid except maybe the Indian

    State of it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fiona bruce looking bint is alright

  134. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EVERYONE GET TO /mug/ RIGHT NOW

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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