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release the pusy cut
Frick yes.
I need to see Sofia's pussy flaps.
forgotten but not gone:/
I pissed myself laughing when i saw the AT-TE and LAAT orderded by wish. They didnt even try
I watched it, it was good.
Not surprised Cinemaphile has such a terrible taste, but then again, most vidya is straight up brain-rotting slop
we've reached a point where Hollywood writing has gotten even worse than vidya writing
and mainstream movies and shows is all Cinemaphile ever discusses so there's no high ground to stand on here
vidya writing is just a rip-off of popular movies.
And modern film/tv writers just rip off vidya from 3-5 years ago
no they don't.
no, it wasnt, it was fricking awful and you're a moron
>Blatant ripoff of a Mandalorian episode which is a blatant ripoff of a clone wars episode which is a blatant ripoff of a Western remake of an old western which itself was a ripoff of a samurai story/movie.
I don't doubt that it's good but this formula of simply regurgitating things that have been done before for the unintelligent masses has to stop.
Forgot to add there was an anime too.
>you can't do that story! someone already did a similar story!!
You can if you are creatively bankrupt but at least don't pretend to be this visionary.
>nooooo! that story has already been done!! you cannot do that!!!
>I'm going to keep repeating the same shit just like my fav israeli director keeps repeating what White men did first
k
I didn't say that. I said the people responsible for this have no fricking talent and are simply copying/pasting proven narratives because they're incapable of producing their own and getting people to give a shit.
Seven Samurai also got remade as Bug's Life and Battle Beyond the Stars, not to mention another like six movies you never heard of, including a gladiator version with Lou Ferrigno
Snydergays must have all an hero'd at this point.
SHIT MOVIES ARE INSTANTLY MEMORY HOLED
What a shock
Explain the catalog right now then…
both movies were two of the worst movies i ever saw. it's amazing really how terrible both were. unwatchable garbage. from the same guy who gave us dawn or the dead.
>both movies were two of the worst movies i ever saw.
It was only "meh" you hyperbolic twat. Stop imitating feces-brained youtubers.
Nah, he is right.
Afraid not, homo. My word is final.
why are you so angry
I've not seen the second one, but 1st is really a hot mess in every way. Meh is for mediocricity, Rebel Moon is way beoynd that, It's classic level MST3K level bad.
Scislop is in right now because chuds cant complain about historical revisionism the future is female afrofuturism etc. All the sci fi writers were israelites and all the capeshit guys too what a cohencidence
Were there even threads about this? When I saw it on Netflix I hadn't even heard it was released. I watched it, kinda shit but just about watchable if you turn your brain off, completely off.
There are daily threads about these movies. There are right now two threads about it.
good popcorn flick. very honest film making. nothing pretentious. just here's stupid action for 2 hours have fun
The worst thing is how she flies up to the ship. We've already seen they can look at a detailed live hologram of the village, see the people walking around inside buildings. So we are to beleive they aren't monitoring the battle, and don't notice an extra dropship take off from frick knows where and fly directly to the ships bays? Fricking dumb shit. Also when she makes her way to the reactor there's seemingly noone around, security doors or anything.
>We've already seen they can look at a detailed live hologram of the village, see the people walking around inside buildings
and yet they didn't see the full trench complex in the field in front of the village or all the fricking villagers inside waiting in ambush.
Sneeder is a fricking moron.
Maybe the live hologram didn't show everything, huh?
so you can beat their magical long range scanners and thermal vision just by...digging a trench in normal soil? not even magical radar blocking minerals or some bullshit.
you're a moron defending the king of morons. not surprising.
Or their scanners aren't that magical.
lmao you're going around with a hammer and think everything is a nail. the lack of awareness is out of this world
>Maybe the live hologram didn't show everything, huh?
this goes right over the morons heads and I'm not surprised. I suppose they "turned their brain off, completely off"
>hologram shows individual bags of grain stacked against walls of houses
>but not an obvious trench they've been digging
The hologram didn't show the bags of grain.
It showed each individual grain of grain in the bags and also the burlap texture of the bags.
I don't believe you.
>It showed each individual grain of grain
It did.
Noble even commented on how clever they are by stacking up the sacks of grain, as if Snyder had to jerk himself off for this moronic idea.
the trench underground? that's crazy. next you're going to realize the hologram didn't show the interiors of the houses. right anon? right?
It showed the women and children inside the building so it
lol it doesn't
>Snyder drones didn’t even watch the movie they are trying to defend.
I am honestly not surprised
after several passes, it eventually does show the people inside one building only. nice magical radar you have there
Is this supposed to be an argument for the movie?
>Thermal imaging
Blame Netflix or the writing.
yeah, the image you replied to. the building with the grain around it.
notice how there's no visible trenches of people? it's a very magical piece of equipment here
>notice how there's no visible trenches of people?
Yes. That's the problem of the writing.
it's you not understanding how the machine works, lmao
...should have shown the people inside the trenches
>trench
Did you see the size of the bucket they were pulling soil from the ground with? Lmfao
they were too busy manually shoveling space coal into the furnace for the engines of the space ship
They weren't coal.
I know. It was space coal.
>good popcorn flick. very honest film making. nothing pretentious. just here's stupid action for 2 hours have fun
That's Godzilla vs Kong. Rebel moon is just moronic trash.
>nothing pretentious
Except the Jesus and Caesar references for no fricking reasons, except Snyder being pretentious
Don't forget this one.
the string quartet improvising and flawlessly complementing the flow of the drama was great
I wish someone could wrangle Snyder and get the best out of him. He has some really good ideas and a sense of flair but there are too many bad choices.
And I'm not a fan of how these movies were shot at all. Everything looks cheap, like a syfy special. And that shallow depth of field he's forcing somehow makes it look even more cheap.
I did find the senators screaming a little... shall we say, israeli.
The world does need to be periodically reminded about what a bunch of murderous fricks commies always are.
And then the bodies were chopped up with axes and the pieces burnt. At which point Anastasia revived and started screaming, so she was chopped up while she was still alive.
Unfortunately the murderous fricks are running most of the country now. The Soviets slipped us a poison pill before they died.
Were it just me or these guys looked weirdly israeli?
Of course they were supposed to be israeli looking.
The scene is mixing the assassination of the Romanovs by the Bolsheviks (far leftist israelites revolutionaries) and the crucifixion of Jesus Christ led by the israelites.
There is an Islamic belief that Isa (Jesus Christ, peace be upon him) breathed into a clay bird and with God's permission gave life to the bird. In Rebel Moon the character Princess "Issa" is seen giving life to a dead bird. Reference or coincidence? Praise Allah.
i still haven't watched it, i really don't care to either since the first one is just about how the empire wants grain and a bunch of anime protagonists show up to stop them
>anime protagonists
much, much worse, more bland, more generic, zero soul.
It's so fricking grey.
>sword chink defeats a mutant spider thing in first part and seems high power level
>gets killed by mooks in a swordfight
She was a woman, dude. This is a Zack Snyder's movie, after all. Yes, women can fight and everything, but ultimately men gets shit done.
This is why the blond boy saved her. In the novelization of the second movie they even share a kiss.
why did Sneeder cast one of the most hideous koreans that have ever existed tho
She is cute as frick. C'mon, man. There is an awesome Korean show where she is just cute as hell.
I'm as yellow fevered as it gets but she literally looks like a character from A Bug's Life (1998), you can do better anon
No, frick you. Shit on the movie all you want. Shit on Zack Snyder to your hearts content. But don't say dumb bullshit about Dona Bae.
the absolute state of waifus
for me, it's the rich mom from Parasite
>I am honorable 100lb warrior woman!
lmao go back to your anime
>C'mon, man.
listen here Sleepy Joe, she's a fricking EYESORE
sorry, she's taken (romantically and sexually) by the blonde kid. imagine losing to a 8 year old fricking kid
The movie was great, b***hes.
The second part is so shit that it didn't even get discussed here at all.
The entire thing just memoryholed right away.
Znyder shit flicks are more pozzed than Disney shlock'
>massive intergalactic empire somehow needs to pillage a small village to get grain otherwise they starve
I've always liked Snyder cause I find his straightforwardness and naivity endearing, he just makes whatever he thinks looks cool and I can respect that, I even liked Army of the Dead but he's gotten too moronic lately, I'm not wasting my time with the sequel
They wanted grain because the farmers were feeding the rebels, and he wanted to punish the farmers.
Bro you didn't even watch it or you're an idiot.
They literally said they can't attack the farmers with ship cannons since the farmers placed the grain against the walls of their buildings LMAO
Even the insane roided out space admiral doofus didn't want to damage the grain
The evil general didn't give a frick about the grain, he just wanted Sofia's brown pussy.
Is the planet even far away from any kind of civilisation? The cyberpunk planet can't be that far. Did the planet they shot with the nuke cannon have no food?
The cannon caused a chain reaction and destroyed all the food molecules on the planet.
Their home planet is far away, and the vegana portals that they open don't let them go back to where they come from.
intergalactic empire somehow needs to pillage a small village to get grain otherwise they starve
It depends of their mission, moron
Sometimes they have to stay longer and they are too far away to go back and need supplies, not hard to understand.
>annoying roided out homosexual bad guy gets defeated by scrawny woman
>we managed to salvage his body and we're fixing him up
>chance to revamp him into some killing machine or just make him look gnarly
>nope, just looks and acts EXACTLY the same
>gets defeated by scrawny woman again
utter garbage on every level
He got defeated by the white farmer.
he looked different, he was given a scar anon, hence the subtitle “scargiver”
>he looked different, he was given a scar anon, hence the subtitle “scargiver”
>mfw that ending
How many more can they make?
So the princess can survive point blank gunshots & the usupor can't see that she's still alive!
She died, and resurrected.
Znyder is a israelite who made Jesus a little girl as an insult
>cast hot actress
>make her look like shit
Is the hot actress hidden behind Boutella?
I'd let her whisper sweet jihad into my ear
she is fricking ugly there's much prettier women in algeria
>there's much prettier women in algeria
hearty keks
post them then
aLOLgeria
I hate sandBlack folk just as much as the next guy but the fact is their women are hot, it's hardly a controversial take
post proof then. it should be really easy for you.
sorry anon you're not going to trick me into typing "north african woman" on google images so I can spoonfeed you
if you want to keep being ignorant about what's going on outside of your country while pretending to know better than everyone, be my guest
wow holy shit they're stunning
fricking hot
Left is way hotter than your waifu.
you can tell the one in front is cute, she just has braces and a shitty haircut
north africans and middle easterners are cute
she looks gross, you must be a brownskin yourself.
she is whiter than american sex symbol zendaya
did I say she looks darker than anyone?
also nice phone filters and makeup, totally natural and legit beauty
your best example is a generic ethot
compare to the american beauty standard
I'm not a muric**t, brownskin.
still zero proof that Algeria's full of women more attractive than Boutella.
>this is a 10/10 in europe
LMAO
you still haven't posted all the 10/10 from Algeria bro
come on bro, you can do it
>homie whos never seen a north african woman in his life apart from Boutella thinks Boutella is the most beautiful north african woman
kek, i could post the most beautiful woman in existence and you would say shes ugly just so you can simp your ass off for an ugly +40 year old african refugee sucking israelite dick in america LMAO
most blatant industry plant of all time, it's insane that zoomers fell for it
blessed trope
that butt chin
between this and the cruise mummy movie, is she doomed to be forgotten?
This slop has zero actual redeeming qualities. Snyder's flicks keep getting worse
They should have fricked.
Why the frick was this guy a crazy Tarzan wild man? He was a prince who only recently got deposed. Am I really supposed to believe he became a wild animal nature man in a couple of years?
Zack makes 300.
Suddenly historical accuracy is important.
Zack makes Watchmen.
Suddenly comic accuracy is important.
Zack makes Sucker Punch.
Suddenly, women dress code is important.
Zack makes Rebel Moon.
Suddenly farming accuracy is important.
you forgot the owl movie
also
Zack makes Batman v Superman
Suddenly coherence in superhero movies is important
Why does everyone hate this director so much, this is actually unsettling.
>everyone
Disney shills. They think shit-slinging will save their overrated dream factory from going full Enron.
Disney just needs to make a good Star Wars film, lol
So what was important when army of the dead came out?
Zombie accuracy. No, really.
Huh, I thought it being the literal worst movie in both its genres would have been more important
>Zach makes terrible movies
>people don't like terrible movies
What is going on??? It must be the Soros brothers??? Or antifa??????? Or the more control he gets over his movies, the shitter and less profitable they get???????
>People watched a free movie!!!! It must be so good!!!!!!!!!
>What Jennifer Did
>Woody Woodpecker Goes to Camp
Wow, really beating off some of the greats there anon. You must be proud
How good is Woody Woodpecker goes to camp?
She IS cute.
Yes, and she is MINE
NO! She is MINE!
Would cuddle.
he's just going to keep moving the goalposts so he can have the last word and convince everyone that he prefers men
why bother
>moving the goalposts
nigglet you haven't even touched the ball at all so far, let alone kicked it towards the goal
two conventionally attractive women have been posted and you acted like they were deformed monstrosities or hiding behind filters, you're just here for the attention
>four slo-mo backstories in a row
What is the problem?
I liked the Conan one. Want to see a movie or mini-series based on his story.
good morning sirs
>slow motion is le bad
>MUH SLOWMO AAAAAAAAAARGH
Tiktok brain
I liked it more than Dunc
When are they going to release the alien rape cut?
>europoors think this is a 10/10 in NA
no wonder you think so poorly of us
I assure you, we don't. That one schizo ITT doesn't talk for us.
This movie looked so pretty.
>shitty planet cgi
>2 closeups of wheat
wonderful cinematography
Main issue is that the main villains just look stupid.
The admiral guy looks and acts like some random tertiary butthole character, not a major threat. Like some methed out jabroni that gets taken out in a slapstick scene, not the main threat.
And the actual main villain (the guy behind the killing of the king) looks like he's 19 years old and someone put a bad wig and beard on him. Like some bad joke that was left in the movie by mistake. Not even sure what the frick was going on there.
Both were horribly miscast.
>they're women and children
nice subtitles, lol
bog
Embarrassing writing
i still don't get why they even need the grain
They decided the grain wasn't important after all halfway through the battle.
all their ports everywhere across their entire space empire? the grain the farmers gathered would only last a few days with all the people on a ship that size anyway
It's senzu grain, each grain can revitalize a soldier fully
It is both a need for food, though not an important one, and a punishment inflicted on the farmers.
But honestly the whole movie is just Zack Snyder seething about the Soviet Revolution and trying to demonize Joseph Stalin. During the marketing for the first part Snyder and his wife kept talking about just how awful Stalin's period was.
>“They land in the village to say, ‘Listen, you guys will be our local food source while we’re tromping around this part of the galaxy. So how long till the harvest comes in?’ The villagers are pretty much stunned by the brutality, but they don’t realize what level the Mother World’s ready to go to,” Zack Snyder says.
>“The Imperium comes down, and they want to take the women and take the children and they need more soldiers,” Deborah Snyder says. “They’re going to take their food. And [the villagers] go, ‘Look, we can bargain with them.’”
>“This is also very close to our reality. Not so long ago in the 30s millions of Ukrainians were killed in the Holodomor, a man-made famine engineered by the Soviet government of Joseph Stalin who was pushing for the mass industrialization of the entire empire.”
>It is both a need for food, though not an important one
They said in the movie that they can't just wipe out the farmers with the guns from the ship because it would damage the grain (which the farmers stacked against the buildings). Even admiral Insaneo shits his pants from the prospect of losing like 50 bags of grain.
Stop huffing your own farts by noooooticing moron-level references by genius-in-training Snyder.
The grain isn't THAT important.
>grain is important
>wait, no it isn't
>yes, now it is
>NOW IT ISN'T
This was after they deployed their soldiers.
They could have fricked them up right at rhe beginning
The grain is nuanced, it's not that far fetched, it's not that hard to grasp even if you don't understand everything.
Now that's a Smyder gay argument when I saw one.
The grain that were going to be sold to the rebels could be used to feed the soldiers, specially after the rebels destroyed their station ports, fricking with their supplies.
This was used also as a punishment against the farmers, for selling food to the rebels.
But in the grand scheme of things the grain isn't that important. Specially after finding the Scargiver. They wouldn't need to spend any time flying throughout the space frontier. They were going to be able to head back home.
OR he could have just killed everyone right away and not waste a whole dreadnought cruiser to wait for weeks until 30 buttholes are finished with their harvest, that wouldn't even be enough grain to support the ship crew for one day.
But he didn't want to kill the farmers, just teach them a lesson, and get something out of it.
There is also the fact that in the R rated version they don't just want the grains, but the women and the children.
>But he didn't want to kill the farmers, just teach them a lesson, and get something out of it.
He literally wanted them to starve to death
>There is also the fact that in the R rated version they don't just want the grains, but the women and the children
I could go into several arguments why that itself is no excuse and dumb but instead I point to the fact that Snyder said both versions have their own continuity, so it doesn't matter what the porn version adds or changes.
I prefer to call it the Watchmen version
naked Jennifer Garner is MMMFF
The grain starts out relevant as a thing to kick off the plot, but is quickly demoted in importance.
>flying around in dreadnought, hunting rebels
>they keep burning supply ports, you're starting to run low on supplies
>nbd, next world we hit, pick a random farming region and we'll get grain there, and because they are surely LOYAL we will even pay them triple for it, hearts and minds people, hearts and minds!
>but despite you coming down personally to negotiate (you could just take it but you are trying to be diplomatic and are giving them TRIPLE whatever the market rate is), not only do they say they have none (lie), and that their lands are barren (lie), they are clearly fricking with you
>you tried to be reasonable, there's perfectly decent grain growing in the fields, if they don't want the carrot then they get the stick
>drop soldiers to keep these shit-eating peasants in line, you'll be back in a few weeks
>then you catch up with not just one of the farmers from that shithole village, consorting with rebels
>but generals, outlaws, rebel leaders, AND THE SCARGIVER HOLY SHIT SHE WAS HIDING IN THE SHITHOLE
>of course you nearly die
>the regent ensures you live and gives you new orders: get that b***h
At that point the grain is like #3 on the list of things to care about, behind #2 which is "teach these frickers to respect the Imperium that rules them" and yet is still far, far distant from #1 which is GET SCARGIVER.
>but generals, outlaws, rebel leaders, AND THE SCARGIVER HOLY SHIT SHE WAS HIDING IN THE SHITHOLE
There is no way in hell he didn't know about this by the end of the first movie.
The fact that the most wanted criminal in the Galaxy hasn't been recognised by everyone is ridiculous.
She was hiding in a frontier planet, at the outskirts of the known galaxy.
The village was prominent enough, that the Empire knew about their grain trade.
She is the allegedly murderer of hid King and Kora did absolutely nothing to hide her identity.
He should have identified her immediately.
The Spy should have identified her immediately.
He mentions he thought he saw someone who looked familiar in the village crowd when he was at the spaceport. So he wasn't sure until the spaceport and he saw her again.
So if empire didn't need grain and was just punishing for aiding rebels, why not glass the planet from orbit and call it a day?
Because they were still after the contact that the farmers were selling their grains to, which we actually see get captured a few days later. That contact was hiding in the same planet.
They also managed to acquire some grains for their soldiers with that.
My favorite nonsensical part in Rebel Moon is when these bounty hunters capture the one person that our heroes need to talk to.
And instead of murdering the bounty hunters to save this guy, (which is how every other problem is solved) they just give up and head into a bar.
They specifically identify the bounty hunters as working for the Imperium and they need to talk to this guy because he knows where the resistance is.
Later, they are completely blindsided when the guy captured by the bounty hunters tells the Imperium how to find the Resistance.
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Go back. Now.
The lighting looks terrible.
I thought Snyder had unlimited resources. Anybody knows why Rebel Moon looks so cheap, then?
The plan was to take the grain back, it's evidence of their success.
>Even admiral Insaneo shits his pants from the prospect of losing like 50 bags of grain.
He was worried about the soldiers, not the grain. Shooting with the ship would also kill their own soldiers.
This isn't something new either. Snyder, for some odd reason, really REALLY hates Communism. It is like the man never left the Reagan era behind.
not Snyder, but, communism really fricking sucks and it's evil.
honestly the more you realize the deeper meanings the more kino the movie becomes.
pay attention speed watchers, I mean the fricking movie uses a lot of slow motion even, lmfao
the farmers give grain to the rebels, they want to punish and deprive the farmers to indirectly harm the rebels
Then fricking kill them and don't waste weeks of waiting for them to do harvesting shit
See
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Again, just kill them and don't wait weeks for 30 sacks if grain.
The amount of food those hundreds of soldier need to just stay on standby isn't even remotely covered by that pathetic harvest.
two birds one stone my man
it was the principle that mattered
They were planning a rather large Space Nazi picnic
My plan is to binge this entire beast whenever the autistically long extended cuts come out
I fully expect it to be complete shit, but... I have to watch it for some reason. It's Zack Snyder. For some reason I need to watch everything he makes, even though it always sucks. I don't know why
>that scene where they made a background dumping session and everyone had the same fricking story
You know what's bad plot contrivances? an exhaust port on a death star that leads directly to the engine room. Luckily ole Luke had learned space magic from a monk and didn't even need a targeting computer to sink the shot. Ruins the whole movie/
Holy deflection
can't refute
>Snydergays hallucinating the movie being antisemitic now
It's so over
C'mon, man. Look at it.
>>I am forgotten
You can't talk about any Snyder movie without having to discuss with an army of angry trannies, so yeah, it's """forgotten""" even if it's still a success
I unironically like this guy acting and character, but what was going on thematically about this dude? What is the point here? Some blasphemous saint or something? Corrupt Pope?
Talking about Princess Issa being some sort of reference to Jesus Christ, there is also this one. Sofia's character, Kora, is actually named Arthelais.
There is actually a Saint named St. Arthelais. The patron Saint of kidnap victims and people in exile. Essentially Kora. Zack named her perfectly
Saint Arthelais story lead us to Saint Emperor Justinian I, The Great. You know WHICH ELSE Sstory lead us to Saint Emperor Justinian I, The Great? The story about... Belisarius. Belisarius sound like... Balisarius.
What was the deal with the giant robot lady in the engine room? I kept seeing people say she was a captured god used to power the ship (which is actually pretty rad), but none of that was in the movie.
I just thought it was a statue, the eyes move but that could just be a camera. Would be rad no matter what, lets be honest. A glorified gas tank that looks like someone puking up fuel is heavy metal.
The whole coal argument that was thrown around on social media was explained away by it actually being a source of food. The workers in the engine room were working to feed the giant, which they used to power the ship.
>was explained away
It was not. When was there ever an explanation?
>it actually being a source of food
They literally burned the coal in a furnace
The furnaces lead to the red tubes, going straight to the giant's mouth.
According to the novelization these giants are actually some sort of goddesses that were captured en masse by the Imperium centuries ago. Every Dreadnought ship houses one. These enslaved goddesses are kept in a perpetual dream-like state so that they can extract their energy and power the Dreadnought ships. They're also the ones that open the warp portals so the Dreadnought ships can travel between galaxies. The Kali in Rebel Moon causes the Imperium to stagnate technologically, explaining why that universe is so analog and low-tech compared to what some might imagine it SHOULD be
This shit could dethrone Star Wars if Synder cared enough to make it more plot centric.
Zack Snyder said we will see more about the giants. The reason we weren't shown much is because these giants are being unironically raped by the crew, as in mentally AND sexually raped.
The warp portals are in the shape of a vegana because they're in actuality splitting open the giants' pussies to make them open up space/time.
According to Snyder SEX and RAPE is of central importance to themes of the movie.
>Did you know?: In Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon, the giant female statues in the engine room of of the imperial dreadnaught are actually enormous female beings called Kali, and they are raped mentally and physically by the ship's crew in order to enable faster than light travel.
No, how could we know?
Mate, he ripped this off straight from 40k.
I don't see a Warhammer movie series my friend my best friend
But there is one.
It is called Rebel Moon.
>This shit could dethrone Star Wars if Synder cared enough to make it more plot centric.
Maybe if it didn't take him TWO movies to make another 7 samurai, yeah
It's just Sneeder ripping off 40k for no reason other than he thinks it looks cool and he couldn't come up with it himself.
Until the extended cut drops and it becomes #1 most watched movie on Netflix again.
Will Snyder ever make a good movie again? His last was Watchmen
>again
Is the first one worth watching?
Funny how SnyderChads didn't bother to watch this cause the story didn't interest them but all his obsessed manchild haters watch it on release just to seethe about it RENT FREE
>The Rebel Moon mythos is already charted out far beyond the events of the first two movies. Snyder has the history of the Imperium chronicled back in time several millennia, even including their universe creation mythology, some of which will be featured or referenced in flashbacks.
>Hundreds of years before the events of the movie there was a renaissance at the height of the Imperium. Art and culture were at their peak, but the Imperium has been in a state of disrepair since then, especially after the death of the “Slain King” four years prior to the events of Rebel Moon: A Child of Fire. According to producer Deborah Snyder: “after the royal family's death…they didn't try and advance…they were war machines. So that's, everything was very practical…it's just not taken care of like it was when the king was alive. All of that kind of gets lost, that appreciation of the art of everything.”
>While the Slain King was an Imperial colonizer, the Imperium got even more brutal and oppressive under the reign of his replacement, Regent Balisarius according to Zack Snyder: “the old king is much more a straight-up imperialist but like in the tradition you know where I feel like the Regent Balsarius he's much more like a dictator like, as [Joseph] Stalin was, you know, he'd be happy to raze a planet just for its natural resources rather than like ‘oh we should land and see what the people are like and maybe some of them can fight for us’ and you know like ‘maybe we could assimilate their culture into ours’ where it was a much more sort of 18th-century imperialism… with old king being based on the Nicholas II who was the last Tsar of the Russian Empire, that expansion was a bit aggressive but at the same there was a bit of compassion for its people, and now it's worse.”
Why Zack Snyder hates the Bolsheviks so much?
Snyder got me the first time when he shilled his universe.
Now that I have seen the first two movies, I know he is full of shit.
The movie is a lot more red-pilled than this thread gives it credit. It is about the evil of multiculturalism/colonialism.
In the movie the old rightful king, played by Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) is betrayed and killed by his close confident, a mutt from off world named Balisarius, played by Fra Fee (Les Misérables), who's then appointed as Regent of the Imperium.
The prophesied princess Issa is also killed by Balisarius' people, aka Kora, played Sofia Boutella (Atomic Blond), who was groomed by Balisarius as a unfeeling soldier.
Kora then regrets her actions, because Balisarius as Regent of the Imperium turns the Imperium into a worse colonial power raising entire planets just for their resources. The culture and art also becomes neglect. The Imperium becomes mutt paradise.
So Kora escapes and goes to live in a secluded planet that is basically Norway. A monocultural farming planet where she can live a peaceful life.
Synders proto-fascistic filmmaking has reached a fever pitch with the increase in budget.
this perpetuation of the rural nobility myth in how he portrayed the racially homogenous nordic (note the longhouse reference, which is an alt right dogwhistle) inspired farmers of veldt who live in a patriarchal society where woman like the main character are pressured to aschew casual sex in favor of marriage and literally pubically pressured into sex
This is unforgivable that these are meant to be the protagonist
while snyder does assemble a main cast thats on its face diverse, when we look closer we find its rife with harmful stereotypes, like the native american coded prince who has a magical bond with animals like the noble savage myth of old, or the mysterious asian swordswoman whos from, yep, a cyberpunk world with all the orientalist baggage that comes from, or the incredibly shallowed defined general whos meant to stereotype the nubian slaves used in roman arenas
Lets not forget the only lgbt representation is a a literal pig faced rapist
So frick this hack filmmmaker and his chud fans
Υeah keep laughing homosexuals. You'll be eating these words when the director's cut comes out...
In case you haven't noticed, there are a lot of shills and anti-shills for any Snyder movie. Including tourists.
Goddamn, i need the director's cuts.
Here are some aliens that are going to appear in the director's cuts. Not going to post the naked ones because i don't want to get banned.
give link
so the uncut version is a different movie like Theatrical Justice League vs Snyder's JL? Or is it just the movie without edits?
I think i read every shot was different even if they were the same scene, they used different takes.
Different enough that in the director's cut the general isn't just after the grains, but women and young boys for the army, something that isn't show or alluded at all in the version that we got.
should i watch the theatrical before the uncut? Or just wait for the uncut
I watched the current two movies and despite liking them i got frustrated. I say this as a major Zack Snyder's fanboy. Here's why:
This whole thing is actually a giant movie cut in two parts and the first part essentially ends during the main action sequence of the second act. That makes the first part feel like a movie that's more a huge build up to what is an anti-climatic end.
Tons of characters are introduced and very little time is given to them because of the runtime, so it feels that they're just there after their introduction.
The action sequences are somewhat mid because you can actually see that the gory climax of every stunt is cut out.
Snyder used way slow motion to control the pacing which is why it feels that there are more slow mo in this movie than in every other movies of his.
Every bit of cool world-building and cool idea is just there, as a background ornament, because the movie needs to move on for pacing reasons. You can see what could potentially be expanded on but as it is there is very little meat to seek your teeth into.
So as it is i'd say that the two movies are a somewhat decent and very earnest sci-fi/fantasy. I actually like how sincere and earnest it is with all the melodramatic flair, the pompous and verbose dialogue, and so on. Feels like an 80s fantasy film for the entire family.
That said as a Zack Snyder fan i just need something more, man.
If you can't wait, just wait, they will 100% be better.
People were laughing about it, but if you switch the soldiers with stormtroopers, add Empire ships, the villain being an Empire general and Kora the hand of Sidious (basically Mara Jade), the asian chick a jedi, the rebels the actual sw rebels, Titus an old clone warrior, etc
Yep, those two movies would be better SW movies than the ST, lmao
I hate the st and think Snyder crap is far worse. Disney feels badly written. Snyder films feel like someone who doesn't know the basic of writing but still manages to be a cliche storm.
I can't even watch 30 seconds of this trash and I am obsessed with anything that has spaceships that have guns on them.
Writers: Hey, white man bad, we should do that.
Sequel: Yeah, white man bad again, sounds like a good idea again. *Makes israelite noises*
Clearly not by (You)
Why did the Asian woman cut her hands off and replace them with cybernetics, in order to use the lightsabers, when everybody else could use them with regular hands?
Its their culture, chud.
If she was the lead I would watch this slop. I can't stand the ugly arab Snyder picked.
Her character was so cringe.
A feel sorry for the actress.
>when everybody else could use them with regular hands?
moron. Kora can't hold one with bare hands.
>can't hold a sword without gloves
>better cut the whole freaking hands and replace them with prosthesis
Imao
Warrior mindset, you wouldn't understand.
She didn't read the manual
>Main character picks up one of the lightsaber things and uses it
>Burns her hand
>Tied a cloth around it
>Now she can use it without hurting herself
Why didn't they simply manufacture them with cloth around the handle to begin with? I don't understand.
It was sold as an option.
>The bad guys needed the grain until they didn’t.
It was way past meal time and they weren't hungry anymore.
I felt sorry for that Tidus guy, having such a moronic superior.
>if you find the Scargiver, BRING HER TO ME IMMEDIATELY
>otherwise, FIND HER
They found her, so no need to search for her, so no need to get supplies.
They needed supplies for their original mission and/or looking for her, they don't need it anymore since the Scargiver is on the ship.
It's explained in the fricking movie.
the movie is shit, anon
The wheat plot is not the problem. The movie is the problem, directing casting, story, acting, dialog, and even pacing. It's a laughably bad piece of shit.
This specific post happens to every film on Cinemaphile very original.
In this case, it's right. The original was completely forgotten after 2 weeks and the only people who ever brought it up were those who said how much of a massive piece of shit it was.
i am proud to say i never watched it nor i ever will. same with Aotd. frick chuck sneeder and his sniveling ass. also a dnc stooge. sad!
>Aotd
Attack of the Donald?